NewStats: 3,265,500 , 8,186,998 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 11:38 AM 245n5q

agarawu23:
now you are talking

prettythicksme:
jack no dey around

na im be say i fit woo u small, but wat if you fall in love kwanu?

naijaboiy:

Lool,,oya jollyjoy come take agarawu instead

with all pleasure!

Sinnzu:
na im be say i fit woo u small, but wat if you fall in love kwanu?

let me hear u first

Jollyjoy:
with all pleasure!

To my one and only, since I meet you here e get as I dey feel. I no fit sleep because you no dey by me, I wish na offline we meet , we for cuddle all day. guy I want make we run things, you know sey I love u for real. I want chop your banana till I yo. I dey Nl just to see your comment, baby me I want make you be my love. you know yourself.

to my one and only

jayhans:
Victoriabee... hw far, hope say u de cool.. i knw say u go don de wonder wetin go make me call u out by this time but the tin be say i wan tell u sumtin wei de mi mind... see ehn i no know wetin u don do me but the truth be say i don fall in love wit u nd everytime wei i see ur post or any comment my mind de dance shoki...from the first day i see ur pic my eyes cum de affected, like play i was attracted dats y out of all the gals wei i don see na u was selected... all i de ask be say do me the honour of becoming my woman
Yours boyfriend applicant
JAYHANS

LolZ u gat mi rolling on d floor
Nice application
Hahahaha

Wey Misssclassy na?

jayhans:
Victoriabee... hw far, hope say u de cool.. i knw say u go don de wonder wetin go make me call u out by this time but the tin be say i wan tell u sumtin wei de mi mind... see ehn i no know wetin u don do me but the truth be say i don fall in love wit u nd everytime wei i see ur post or any comment my mind de dance shoki...from the first day i see ur pic my eyes cum de affected, like play i was attracted dats y out of all the gals wei i don see na u was selected... all i de ask be say do me the honour of becoming my woman
Yours boyfriend applicant
JAYHANS

I'm blushing.

I don't speak,understand but trying to comprehend when I read

pbs4real:
u wlcm. . . .u und'stnd pidgin

MzMayD:


so do we have a date tonight ?

yea this evening

VictoriaBee:

I'm blushing.

noo after blushing.... na acknowledgement of application i de wait for

DrAify:
I don't speak,understand but trying to comprehend when I read

Chai!
Your own be as e get o kpele o. You fit carry me make I teach you sha.

wey dem dey?

Trypa:







LolZ u gat mi rolling on d floor
Nice application
Hahahaha

yea rihanna said same tin buh dis is semi_formal.... wait till u read the formal version

peeparty:
wey dem dey?

Long time bruh

alberto2k:
**puffs weed**

Baby iswear when i see u, i think say i jam maami water but i con wetin my papa talk "if u see maami water oh oh oo. . . make u no run away"
Naso i change mind gallant like Person way smoke Shekrau mess

i con tell myself say i must make u mine cuz the love way i get for u tall like world trade centre con strong like alhaji Batuka head. . .

chai! thinking abt u baby dey make me go crazy. . . and na only u fit cure my craze. . .

i Go like make u mine. . . we go playmango tree love till i pine comot for diz world. . . baby na u be that nicotine for my igbo way dey make me high. . . if u no dey for my igbo i go smoke 7bag and i no go high

baby abeg no hang my heart like iya bashira pant. . . nurture am make e fresh ur fine face like i go keep ur own for icloud so e no go fit break. . .


Mirexxx i lawv u. . . abeg be my one and only forever and ever

cc: Naijaboiy
Mirexxx
prettythicksme

naijaboiy:

HaHaHaHa!!!

This guy no well

Which name I go insert there now?

Make u just put "ggrin" for am.

Lmao .. I can see

pbs4real:
ur copy they page 0

honeygirl17:





Long time bruh

sis I dey oo.just came back from rehearsals. anytin for me?

francizy:


If you no be warri eh, make I no marry for life!!!

Ol boy see conc pidgin!

Even me way be man no fit Ryan reach like this..

Hehehehehe Proudly a yoruba girl

What's "kpele"?

AgapeCharis:
Chai!
Your own be as e get o kpele o. You fit carry me make I teach you sha.

honeygirl17:
To my one and only, since I meet you here e get as I dey feel. I no fit sleep because you no dey by me, I wish na offline we meet , we for cuddle all day. guy I want make we run things, you know sey I love u for real. I want chop your banana till I yo. I dey Nl just to see your comment, baby me I want make you be my love. you know yourself.

to my one and only

abeg who be dis lucky guy?

peeparty:
sis I dey oo.just came back from rehearsals.
anytin for me?

I get love for u as na wooing we dey do here. I get one room for my heart come occupy am.

Agbalumo mi . I no dey notice online babes oo.. but as i come click your moniker one day, God just bless me say na dat day you your picture. As i look your face, you just resemble my mama sotey i nearly shout jisos! Your eyes just dey look me so ionately, i nor even know when my heart begin skip beats. Your smile just do me cooleeeehhh for body like island sea breeze. I just imagine how e go be if na me dey make you smile. I just dey reason as e go be if wake up every monin come see that face.. That fine face. But babym, untop dat face you still get beta heart dats why you no get enemy for NL and na wetin make all my guys like you. But baby na me like you . Nne if you fit juss give me allowance make i penetrate your sweet heart come build six bedroom bungalow there for our six children, you go see say our love go sweet Jack and rose own. Inside my mitsubishi SUV, i go carry you go anywhere wey u wan go, i go love you with any style wey u like. You knw say i dey trip for you fine geh, i wish say i fit tok say u fine my mama but you know na.......? E nor possible!



Cc: prettythicksme

naijaboiy

honeygirl17:





I get love for u as na wooing we dey do here. I get one room for my heart come occupy am.

ooo iyammi see rove.
am all urs baby tk me to d bedroom *close *ur little little pikin dady wan .....enter d place

pbs4real:
Errrrm, errrm. . As e do be like this so. . . .make we mingle If i bring one and u add with ur zero so that we go move ministry go anoda site. . .

lol.oya na

peeparty:
abeg who be dis lucky guy?

Hmmm.....na secret but e know himself . I dey feel dey guy

honeygirl17:





Hmmm.....na secret but e know himself . I dey feel dey guy

hmmm mention im name oo so daht d world go knw

peeparty:
hmmm mention im name oo so daht d world go knw

I no fit, I no want him head to swell

jayhans:
yea rihanna said same tin buh dis is semi_formal.... wait till u read the formal version

LolZ mi can't wait to see it sha

mirexxx:

Baby talk na