NewStats: 3,263,902 , 8,181,804 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 04:48 PM 254m5o

BareFacedLies:


Mention the city where you are let me also tell you the part that is covered in filth

Have you been to Awka?

Please what’s the traffic update now? Can I leave for mainland from Eleganza?

Flashylily:
Please what’s the traffic update now? Can I leave for mainland from Eleganza?

Don't dare. If na for opueh, do video call

I'm still at my office street. No movement at all.

Help us ask the governor what his plan was for traffic control when he decided to close the independence bridge....

Did LASTMA plan ahead....

All their projects managers on the job, all their relevant ministries and commissioners did they anticipate or plan for this??

Channels should help us understand this people's thought processes when they handle such projects......

In this day and age, in this trying times .....

U will waste money waste time waste fuel and maybe even not get paid.....

Minister of Works Engr. Nweze Dave Umahi is really working he fixed Third Mainland bridge now he is fixing Independence bridge.

SporaD8:

Omo, I have been waiting for someone to make this comment!!😁
I even pity private Car Owners more - imagine burning N20,000 fuel between lekki to Marina!!!

My bro, if you have a car, don't even dare to carry it to work, better to use public transport..

I don't drive to work, that's what my wife used to carry my kids to school, just a street to my house and may be she just want to go out with the kids...

Only time you will see me carry the car, is if I want to hussle on the road and carry people and use their money to buy fuel, but I don't do that, because majority of them are not patience enough, make dem no go remove my jalopy door 😀

Kobicove:
Once there is heavy rain in Lagos expect the roads to become clogged with traffic, this is typical of Lagos State

That's why I keep driving in the rain regardless. If you wait for all the Lagos motorists taking shelter during the rain, when the rain stops, you will find yourself stuck in crazy traffic.

All the cars will be out at the same time, clogging all the arteries of the roads all at once. Nobody would want to obey traffic signs because they wanna get home on time.

Lagos is a little bit overrated for me.
I prefer ibadan

Atarakpa:
From ebute metta junction on 3rd mainland bridge to lekki I spent good 3hrs this morning.

BERGER TO LEKKI 7HRS

Lagos roads are too tight for its population.

Too many people own cars in the city and drives it daily. Had it been there are functional rail system connecting key locations, most people would leave cars at home and use train.

I am still in traffic. Left my office since 6.30pm

The traffic is terrible in Lagos today since morning. I don't understand what this government consider the citizens to be. You want to reconstruct a road and there is no adequate plan put in place to prevent gridlock knowing fully well that there are just 2 major roads that connect VI to Mainland. People spent valuable time in gridlock to and fro their offices with huge economic loss.
Oh what a government ?

KAGODI:
The traffic is terrible. I don't understand what the ldrs consider the citizens to be. You want to reconstruct a road , no adequate plan put in place to prevent gridlock knowing fully well that there are just 2 major roads that connect VI to Mainland.
What a government

This is pure wickedness from the useless government. I have been at eko Hotel since still no way. What would government be treating her citizens like nobody?

I guess waking up in the morning should be posted as news in Nigeria. I don’t see the problem here.

It’s 12:09am and it’s standstill at iralty way, Lekki
Been here since 8pm.

So Lekki is on the mainland of Lagos ?
How long have you been staying in Lagos ?

naptu2:


The headline is perfectly correct. Your suggestion is wrong.

The headline did not say Huge Traffic Jams In Every Single Part of Lagos Today.

Meanwhile, your suggestion, "Huge Traffic Jams In The Islands Of Lagos " is wrong, because there were traffic jams in Lekki and Lekki is not an island .

Why was there no traffic advisory?? This us a huge failure for the state government

I had this thought today.

PheelzAlmighty:
Lagos is overrated
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Oscargiles1294:
It’s 12:09am and it’s standstill at iralty way, Lekki
Been here since 8pm.

2:47am and it's lock down on osborne-Gerrard-Ikoyi link bridge.

Obedibombedi:

2:47am and it's lock down on osborne-Gerrard-Ikoyi link bridge.

I’m reading this from my bed, my heart goes out to all those stuck in traffic. There’s light at the end of the tunnel.

carl90:
So Lekki is on the mainland of Lagos ?
How long have you been staying in Lagos ?

So Lekki is an island?? Can you read a map? Were you taught what an island is in school?

Let me just help you for free, Lekki is a peninsula (go and find out what that means).

I've been going to Lekki since 1984 (before the expressway was completed) and I know exactly what it is. You need to use a map and a dictionary, young man.

Already on the road to VI from Ajah. Will update Nairaland as e dey go

Update: 4:55am Lekki Phase 1 junction to iralty Toll Gate inbound VI is free

Update 5:01am Traffic build-up from Sandfill to Falomo Bridge (inbound)

I always thank God I escaped that chaos called Lagos with all attendant government extortion associated with it. Lagos is a crazy place to live.

Videos Of Reconstruction Of Independence Bridge As Umahi Orders Reopening
https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/8387734/videos-reconstruction-independence-bridge-umahi

I can never leave Abuja for Lagos, ever!!!

Overpopulated n smelly City.

😂 😂 😂 😂 You just reminded me of one of my aunties. She would say, Ode lomo leyen now, Osuegbe gan for nothing.....how can he be so stupid. If not that I am born again and I have vowed never to be abusive again...... 😂 😂.... Can you imagine that, that's my aunty and she hasn't started abusing at all o .....can you imagine that?


You are the same too my bro....you never even started but doing press up for solid trouble . Any Okoro wey jam you, omg!......you will use the okoro's eyes blow whistle..... . 😂......wish I can write that in Yoruba..... Sweeter to say in Yoruba Language..... Wa fi oju re fon fere...... 😂 😂...........congrats to me.....I wrote it o.....only the ami signs are missing.....but my own fellow Omoluabi will know how to read it... Thanks and Regards.....

haybhi1:
Lol, Okoro go see these pictures think say na London e dey😁😁😁

Lol, see this ewu, una go just wake up cook rubbish from una mind, shouting nzogbu nzogbu, money na water, water na water... lol bumkum, you see Alakija building, you see Otedola building, you see Adenuga mansion, and so on, you see real houses...

If I say make I insult you now, dem go say I too do, make I use this one forewarn you.when una meet una match, una go dey cry tribalism upandan... lol... weaklings... una go dey live nylon house dey throw stone upon pezin wey carry RPG and nuclear ballistic missiles... after you cry tribalism finish, rain go con fall? Abi if I no like my ppu first, na abacha munchers with thick forest for chest and women wey get bear bears I suppose like?

Bia, illiterate Obinna, I no dey mood tonight. Your gaslighting and guilt-tripping no fit work on me. No let me insult you go fight your wife for house o.

Peace.

Geographically ,you are correct .
However ,you should know that ,as a Lagosian ,you are either staying on the mainland or on the Island .
Where do those that stay at Lekki fall under ?

naptu2:


So Lekki is an island?? Can you read a map? Were you taught what an island is in school?

Let me just help you for free, Lekki is a peninsula (go and find out what that means).

I've been going to Lekki since 1984 (before the expressway was completed) and I know exactly what it is. You need to use a map and a dictionary, young man.

carl90:
Geographically ,you are correct .
However ,you should know that ,as a Lagosian ,you are either staying on the mainland or on the Island .
Where do those that stay at Lekki fall under ?

Hahahahahaha.


Carl90 does not know the difference between a peninsula and an island. He does not know the difference between the mainland and the island. He thinks that Lekki (which I have always known, since the 1970s, that it is on the mainland) is on the island and he still wants me to engage him.

I bet that he doesn't know why Victoria Island is called an island.

I am done with you. Goodbye.

Born and bred in Lagos .
You are the one confusing yourself .
Cheers

naptu2:


Hahahahahaha.


Carl90 does not know the difference between a peninsula and an island. He does not know the difference between the mainland and the island. He thinks that Lekki (which I have always known, since the 1970s, that it is on the mainland) is on the island and he still wants me to engage him.

I bet that he doesn't know why Victoria Island is called an island.

I am done with you. Goodbye.

Carl90 is still trying to get my attention, isn't that funny?

He thinks that I will read anything he posts after the rubbish he has been posting since yesterday.

Someone who thinks that, "Huge traffic jams today" means that there were traffic jams in every part of Lagos.


Someone that thinks that Lekki is an island.

Why should I read anything he writes? I don't want to pollute my mind and I don't have time to waste. I'm never going to read his posts again.