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"This is the largest fossilized human feces ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” feces, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized manure. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

The huge feces had another red-letter moment in 1991 when scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.

Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.

The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.

https://explorersweb.com/fossilized-viking-poo-worlds-most-valuable-excrement/

Did the man eat an elephant?

Science and wonders, so na person shit be dis

Oyinbo people sha. Imagine buying or putting a value on another person's poo.

The other day na banana taped to a wall dem sell for big money. I even heard about imaginary (abstract or non-existent) art being sold for real money!

Those people have plenty of liberty to choose what's expensive and what's not bro

Arcticair:
Did the man eat an elephant?

Some of these things are falsified research. There is no time this will be the feca matter of human that came out from the anal hole of a human as it too big. The researcher behind this probably mould and bake this thing up from the contents of open defecation.

Na God hand we all dey

Stevenbright:


Some of these things are falsified research. There is no time this will be the feca matter of human that came out from the anal hoe of a human as it too big. The researcher behind this probably mould and bake this thing up from the contents of open defecation.

I seen longer than 8 inches

Hmmmmmm

Stevenbright:


Some of these things are falsified research. There is no time this will be the feca matter of human that came out from the anal hoe of a human as it too big. The researcher behind this probably mould and bake this thing up from the contents of open defecation.

Too big? Seems you've never been to a village where open defecation is practiced. Even dung beetles are scared of some sh*t.

I know quite a number of shits that can for exhibition down here......make them forget Vikings shit and try Abakaliki or Benue Yam farmers

Mikespecialone:
Science and wonders, so na person shit be dis

even as at then wey be say dem never dey tear tear nyash like Bobrisky own person sheet dis kind thing.... Father is Lord 🤨😨

KingMack:




even as at then wey be say dem never dey tear tear nyash like Bobrisky own person sheet dis kind thing.... Father is Lord 🤨😨

TouchNfollow:
I know quite a number of shits that can for exhibition down here......make them forget Vikings shit and shit-racism therein and try Abakaliki or Benue Yam farmers

TouchNfollow:
I know quite a number of shits that can for exhibition down here......make them forget Vikings shit and try Abakaliki or Benue Yam farmers

You no well oh!

This discovery of ancient poop is mind-blowing! It shows how much we can learn from even the most unexpected things. Feces can tell us about our ancestors' diets and lifestyles, which is crucial for understanding human history. Plus, it’s a reminder that every part of life, even the messy bits, has value. On another note, if you’re looking to share apartment rent in Lekki or need short lets around Lekki or Lagos Island, hit me up! I can connect you with good options for sharing space or accommodating someone in an extra room.

This can only be true if the man behind this giant feces is a prehistoric giant. No way an ordinary man will shit this gigantic specimen.

Longer than hellenius dick

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ThaThinka:
Oyinbo people sha. Imagine buying or putting a value on another person's poo.

The other day na banana taped to a wall dem sell for big money. I even heard about imaginary (abstract or non-existent) art being sold for real money!

That's crazy!!!

Wow

Una no get wetin to post again. See news.

E be like say na to go shii* one better shii*

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Any day wey I shii* any special shit wey kon get better curve, structure and maybe some special peculiarities, I go save am up Kon store am with better instruction to my children and all their other generations say make dem safeguard am with all their power and might for at least 900 years.

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After the 900 years make dem sparogatively sell am off take use am flex in memory of my name!

I go just dey for heaven dey smile.

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That would be some Legendary Shii!

I don see shit wey pas dis wan jare

Oyinbo una too much

Na wa o

Nothing like fossil
He was simply petrified while shitting

Alright

Igbe!

Only saner climes can value worthless things like that!

Arcticair:
Did the man eat an elephant?

Probably a woman, women can shit big ooohhh