NewStats: 3,264,195 , 8,182,920 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 06:39 AM 3l5415

Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

I am happily married with two wonderful kids, my God-sent Queen (My wife) is a medical doctor based outside the country with my children (who are citizens), but I stay in Nigeria, because of my businesses, work and the wonderful life here (beer,cruise and women). In Nigeria, I can behave 100% foolish but as far as they is money everyone still respect me. My wife’s father is a very wealthy business man turn politician (Senator).
In August, The senate went on recess, which meant my father in-law was on break. That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel. On the third day of our arrival, I went to the hotel Gym. After my session on my way back to my room. I met this very pretty lady in the elevator; I guess she was either Ethiopian or those Islanders through her looks. I wanted to toast her and collect her number but the elevator has reached my floor. I was more surprised when she stepped out, meaning she was on the same floor with me. I purposely slow down and gave her a respectful distance so I can walk behind her for two reasons, to ire her curves and also see who is enjoying those curves.

As the universe could me that day, she stopped and knocked on a door, while my own room was about 4 doors ahead were she stood. The door opened and I walked faster to see who opened the door, behold I saw Mr. Righteousness, the only saint of our time, the Angel, Daddy G.O, Senior Prophet, prayer warrior and Mr. Do No Wrong. I saw my very wicked father In-law!. I was more shocked than him to be frank, we both stood motionless for about 3 seconds but it felt like the whole day. She walked in and he hurriedly closed the door. Till date, I feel happy whenever I that the shock would have given him erectile dysfunction, making his dwarf penis shrink therefore losing appetite to sleep with that beautiful lady. If not for his funny trademark head shape that look like a camel testicle and his wide nose, like that gun used by Nigerian police to launch tear gas during riots (Tear-gas launcher) and his fat stomach like a local pot used for storing drinking water, I would have said he is not the one or it is his look alike.

MATTERS ARISING
My father in-law has been a thorn in my flesh for years, he hate me so much, and don’t even pretend about it, he said I am an addicted womanizer (Which is not a lie) and don’t like going to church, He is also angry that I married his only daughter he love a lot. He is among the witches and wizards that call my wife almost every week to report to her that I am cheating with numerous women in Abuja (My wife use to tell me everything, including the names of those reporting to her).

So now, I am planning to revenge. Since our arrival my father in-law has been extremely nice to me, we haven’t talked about it till date, but he knows I have caught him red handed, he can’t claim same to me, because his paid spies have caught me time without number that they are now bored of following me about. He fear I will tell my wife (His biggest fear), I will tell his wife (He can give me a blank cheque to buy my silence for this), or I might tell a hungry blogger to write about it (Scandal).

My NL family; Kings and Queens please tell me the best revenge I should dish out to this wicked man, he has had his 99 and I have only 1 golden chance and I must use it wisely.
Note: I will not forgive him because he is a Nigerian (Thief) Politician and might infect his wife (My wonderful mother-inlaw) with STD's and STI's.
I heard Nigerian politician don't like using Condoms when committing adultery.

Rocknation, Dominique etc please and please move this to front page. I need the whole house to help me on this.

MuMuOnBail:
Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

I am happily married with two wonderful kids, my God-sent Queen (My wife) is a medical doctor based outside the country with my children (who are citizens), but I stay in Nigeria, because of my businesses, work and the wonderful life here (beer,cruise and women). In Nigeria, I can behave 100% foolish but as far as they is money everyone still respect me. My wife’s father is a very wealthy business man turn politician (Senator).
In August, The senate went on recess, which meant my father in-law was on break. That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel. On the third day of our arrival, I went to the hotel Gym. After my session on my way back to my room. I met this very pretty lady in the elevator; I guess she was either Ethiopian or those Islanders through her looks. I wanted to toast her and collect her number but the elevator has reached my floor. I was more surprised when she stepped out, meaning she was on the same floor with me. I purposely slow down and gave her a respectful distance so I can walk behind her for two reasons, to ire her curves and also see who is enjoying those curves.

As the universe could me that day, she stopped and knocked on a door, while my own room was about 4 doors ahead were she stood. The door opened and I walked faster to see who opened the door, behold I saw Mr. Righteousness, the only saint of our time, the Angel, Daddy G.O, Senior Prophet, prayer warrior and Mr. Do No Wrong. I saw my very wicked father In-law!. I was more shocked than him to be frank, we both stood motionless for about 3 seconds but it felt like the whole day. She walked in and he hurriedly closed the door. Till date, I feel happy whenever I that the shock would have given him erectile dysfunction, making his dwarf penis shrink therefore losing appetite to sleep with that beautiful lady. If not for his funny trademark head shape that look like a camel testicle and his wide nose, like that gun used by Nigerian police to launch tear gas during riots (Tear-gas launcher) and his fat stomach like a local pot used for storing drinking water, I would have said he is not the one or it is his look alike.

MATTERS ARISING
My father in-law has been a thorn in my flesh for years, he hate me so much, and don’t even pretend about it, he said I am an addicted womanizer (Which is not a lie) and don’t like going to church, He is also angry that I married his only daughter he love a lot. He is among the witches and wizards that call my wife almost every week to report to her that I am cheating with numerous women in Abuja (My wife use to tell me everything, including the names of those reporting to her).

So now, I am planning to revenge. Since our arrival my father in-law has been extremely nice to me, we haven’t talked about it till date, but he knows I have caught him red handed, he can’t claim same to me, because his paid spies have caught me time without number that they are now bored of following me about. He fear I will tell my wife (His biggest fear), I will tell his wife (He can give me a blank cheque to buy my silence for this), or I might tell a hungry blogger to write about it (Scandal).

My NL family; Kings and Queens please tell me the best revenge I should dish out to this wicked man, he has had his 99 and I have only 1 golden chance and I must use it wisely.
Note: I will not forgive him because he is a Nigerian (Thief) Politician and might infect his wife (My wonderful mother-inlaw) with STD's and STI's.
I heard Nigerian politician don't like using Condoms when committing adultery.

Rocknation, Dominique etc please and please move this to front page. I need the whole house to help me on this.

Omo waka o!

No start wetin go make dem fire you beta arrow wey no get physical source.

Rubbish

Omo see pot trying to snitch on a kettle.
So you think a father no matter how promiscuous he is will willingly allow you a serial cheat to cheat on his only daughter without doing anything abi.
Anyways just go ahead and tell your mother inlaw and watch that man lock you up in his "generator house" and make sure you disappear from Nigeria without a trace.
You are shameless braa.

SMH!! All the same

Rubbish to garbage

Egbe first rest

You nah olosho so you see the man for field while on active duty. Just dey task the man through your wife and make am feel like you and him papa tight

“Daddy my hubby said his house is flooded at Lekki and he need a new home”

Gba, just like that, new home

Use your head

Face front

And


Enjoy your life and respect your in law.

Mind your business... E get why!

If you tell his wife and destroy the peace in your in-law's family his children including your wife will never forgive!

MuMuOnBail:
Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

I am happily married with two wonderful kids, my God-sent Queen (My wife) is a medical doctor based outside the country with my children (who are citizens), but I stay in Nigeria, because of my businesses, work and the wonderful life here (beer,cruise and women). In Nigeria, I can behave 100% foolish but as far as they is money everyone still respect me. My wife’s father is a very wealthy business man turn politician (Senator).
In August, The senate went on recess, which meant my father in-law was on break. That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel. On the third day of our arrival, I went to the hotel Gym. After my session on my way back to my room. I met this very pretty lady in the elevator; I guess she was either Ethiopian or those Islanders through her looks. I wanted to toast her and collect her number but the elevator has reached my floor. I was more surprised when she stepped out, meaning she was on the same floor with me. I purposely slow down and gave her a respectful distance so I can walk behind her for two reasons, to ire her curves and also see who is enjoying those curves.

As the universe could me that day, she stopped and knocked on a door, while my own room was about 4 doors ahead were she stood. The door opened and I walked faster to see who opened the door, behold I saw Mr. Righteousness, the only saint of our time, the Angel, Daddy G.O, Senior Prophet, prayer warrior and Mr. Do No Wrong. I saw my very wicked father In-law!. I was more shocked than him to be frank, we both stood motionless for about 3 seconds but it felt like the whole day. She walked in and he hurriedly closed the door. Till date, I feel happy whenever I that the shock would have given him erectile dysfunction, making his dwarf penis shrink therefore losing appetite to sleep with that beautiful lady. If not for his funny trademark head shape that look like a camel testicle and his wide nose, like that gun used by Nigerian police to launch tear gas during riots (Tear-gas launcher) and his fat stomach like a local pot used for storing drinking water, I would have said he is not the one or it is his look alike.

MATTERS ARISING
My father in-law has been a thorn in my flesh for years, he hate me so much, and don’t even pretend about it, he said I am an addicted womanizer (Which is not a lie) and don’t like going to church, He is also angry that I married his only daughter he love a lot. He is among the witches and wizards that call my wife almost every week to report to her that I am cheating with numerous women in Abuja (My wife use to tell me everything, including the names of those reporting to her).

So now, I am planning to revenge. Since our arrival my father in-law has been extremely nice to me, we haven’t talked about it till date, but he knows I have caught him red handed, he can’t claim same to me, because his paid spies have caught me time without number that they are now bored of following me about. He fear I will tell my wife (His biggest fear), I will tell his wife (He can give me a blank cheque to buy my silence for this), or I might tell a hungry blogger to write about it (Scandal).

My NL family; Kings and Queens please tell me the best revenge I should dish out to this wicked man, he has had his 99 and I have only 1 golden chance and I must use it wisely.
Note: I will not forgive him because he is a Nigerian (Thief) Politician and might infect his wife (My wonderful mother-inlaw) with STD's and STI's.
I heard Nigerian politician don't like using Condoms when committing adultery.

Rocknation, Dominique etc please and please move this to front page. I need the whole house to help me on this.

You even get mind say make dem move this to front page. To go and do exactly what on front page ?

I blame whoever it is that bailed this mumu from police station to be disturbing the peace of this place with nonsense story.

Na wa ooo

Fam! make una de calm down

I de cheat and I accept say I de cheat

That man de claim saint and God fearing, de hate me for more than 8 years now because say I de cheat on em pikin

And now I don find out say he de do desame thing codedly wey he de hate me for

Abi him wife no be person pikin?


Note: He can't do me nada, am the one holding his grey hairy balls currently

Modified: Also He was not minding his business on my own matter and even had to pay spies to follow me around.
That man keep calling my wife every week to remind her how useless I am that she should divorce me and move to the US.

They is hunger in Nigeria and all he knew was to go oversee to F*CK Foreign ladies with cute bow-leg and fine Nyash.

Nonsense write up and fake story

I love how you write. Very entertaining.

You see your moniker? It describes you perfectly well.

Selah.

Tell him to connect you to tinubu for big contract.

Na your sure way to follow chop the national cake wey dey Aso rock.

Baronthecelebri:
Tell him to connect you to tinubu for big contract.

I don't think he needs all that. He sound loaded. I just say I sabi former senate vice president nephew. We went to the same school . Na to task am now as body need connection now like mad 😤

TELL HIS WIFE.


Make the house scatter

Before I talk, you'd have to pay any amount to this number....(I no dey command you o)

0431917633
GTB
Okpara

Who says your mil didn't know about his cheating and she hadn't treating std, your fil is serial cheater and your mil knows.for your own good parly with him and enjoy your life

MuMuOnBail:
Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

I am happily married with two wonderful kids, my God-sent Queen (My wife) is a medical doctor based outside the country with my children (who are citizens), but I stay in Nigeria, because of my businesses, work and the wonderful life here (beer,cruise and women). In Nigeria, I can behave 100% foolish but as far as they is money everyone still respect me. My wife’s father is a very wealthy business man turn politician (Senator).
In August, The senate went on recess, which meant my father in-law was on break. That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel. On the third day of our arrival, I went to the hotel Gym. After my session on my way back to my room. I met this very pretty lady in the elevator; I guess she was either Ethiopian or those Islanders through her looks. I wanted to toast her and collect her number but the elevator has reached my floor. I was more surprised when she stepped out, meaning she was on the same floor with me. I purposely slow down and gave her a respectful distance so I can walk behind her for two reasons, to ire her curves and also see who is enjoying those curves.

As the universe could me that day, she stopped and knocked on a door, while my own room was about 4 doors ahead were she stood. The door opened and I walked faster to see who opened the door, behold I saw Mr. Righteousness, the only saint of our time, the Angel, Daddy G.O, Senior Prophet, prayer warrior and Mr. Do No Wrong. I saw my very wicked father In-law!. I was more shocked than him to be frank, we both stood motionless for about 3 seconds but it felt like the whole day. She walked in and he hurriedly closed the door. Till date, I feel happy whenever I that the shock would have given him erectile dysfunction, making his dwarf penis shrink therefore losing appetite to sleep with that beautiful lady. If not for his funny trademark head shape that look like a camel testicle and his wide nose, like that gun used by Nigerian police to launch tear gas during riots (Tear-gas launcher) and his fat stomach like a local pot used for storing drinking water, I would have said he is not the one or it is his look alike.

MATTERS ARISING
My father in-law has been a thorn in my flesh for years, he hate me so much, and don’t even pretend about it, he said I am an addicted womanizer (Which is not a lie) and don’t like going to church, He is also angry that I married his only daughter he love a lot. He is among the witches and wizards that call my wife almost every week to report to her that I am cheating with numerous women in Abuja (My wife use to tell me everything, including the names of those reporting to her).

So now, I am planning to revenge. Since our arrival my father in-law has been extremely nice to me, we haven’t talked about it till date, but he knows I have caught him red handed, he can’t claim same to me, because his paid spies have caught me time without number that they are now bored of following me about. He fear I will tell my wife (His biggest fear), I will tell his wife (He can give me a blank cheque to buy my silence for this), or I might tell a hungry blogger to write about it (Scandal).

My NL family; Kings and Queens please tell me the best revenge I should dish out to this wicked man, he has had his 99 and I have only 1 golden chance and I must use it wisely.
Note: I will not forgive him because he is a Nigerian (Thief) Politician and might infect his wife (My wonderful mother-inlaw) with STD's and STI's.
I heard Nigerian politician don't like using Condoms when committing adultery.

Rocknation, Dominique etc please and please move this to front page. I need the whole house to help me on this.

Don't be in a hurry, wait till you catch your mother in-law too. You'd be surprised what she is up to as well.

almarthins:


Omo waka o!

No start wetin go make dem fire you beta arrow wey no get physical source.

Lol... Arrow wey no get physical source 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MuMuOnBail:
Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

I am happily married with two wonderful kids, my God-sent Queen (My wife) is a medical doctor based outside the country with my children (who are citizens), but I stay in Nigeria, because of my businesses, work and the wonderful life here (beer,cruise and women). In Nigeria, I can behave 100% foolish but as far as they is money everyone still respect me. My wife’s father is a very wealthy business man turn politician (Senator).
In August, The senate went on recess, which meant my father in-law was on break. That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel. On the third day of our arrival, I went to the hotel Gym. After my session on my way back to my room. I met this very pretty lady in the elevator; I guess she was either Ethiopian or those Islanders through her looks. I wanted to toast her and collect her number but the elevator has reached my floor. I was more surprised when she stepped out, meaning she was on the same floor with me. I purposely slow down and gave her a respectful distance so I can walk behind her for two reasons, to ire her curves and also see who is enjoying those curves.

As the universe could me that day, she stopped and knocked on a door, while my own room was about 4 doors ahead were she stood. The door opened and I walked faster to see who opened the door, behold I saw Mr. Righteousness, the only saint of our time, the Angel, Daddy G.O, Senior Prophet, prayer warrior and Mr. Do No Wrong. I saw my very wicked father In-law!. I was more shocked than him to be frank, we both stood motionless for about 3 seconds but it felt like the whole day. She walked in and he hurriedly closed the door. Till date, I feel happy whenever I that the shock would have given him erectile dysfunction, making his dwarf penis shrink therefore losing appetite to sleep with that beautiful lady. If not for his funny trademark head shape that look like a camel testicle and his wide nose, like that gun used by Nigerian police to launch tear gas during riots (Tear-gas launcher) and his fat stomach like a local pot used for storing drinking water, I would have said he is not the one or it is his look alike.

MATTERS ARISING
My father in-law has been a thorn in my flesh for years, he hate me so much, and don’t even pretend about it, he said I am an addicted womanizer (Which is not a lie) and don’t like going to church, He is also angry that I married his only daughter he love a lot. He is among the witches and wizards that call my wife almost every week to report to her that I am cheating with numerous women in Abuja (My wife use to tell me everything, including the names of those reporting to her).

So now, I am planning to revenge. Since our arrival my father in-law has been extremely nice to me, we haven’t talked about it till date, but he knows I have caught him red handed, he can’t claim same to me, because his paid spies have caught me time without number that they are now bored of following me about. He fear I will tell my wife (His biggest fear), I will tell his wife (He can give me a blank cheque to buy my silence for this), or I might tell a hungry blogger to write about it (Scandal).

My NL family; Kings and Queens please tell me the best revenge I should dish out to this wicked man, he has had his 99 and I have only 1 golden chance and I must use it wisely.
Note: I will not forgive him because he is a Nigerian (Thief) Politician and might infect his wife (My wonderful mother-inlaw) with STD's and STI's.
I heard Nigerian politician don't like using Condoms when committing adultery.

Rocknation, Dominique etc please and please move this to front page. I need the whole house to help me on this.

Who hold you?

"my children are citizens" of heaven?

MuMuOnBail:

I am
So now, I am planning to revenge.

Cho Cho Cho like a girl.

This kan Sunday na person cook lie gv usBring Bleep and spoon!

sharpwriter:

Lol... Arrow wey no get physical source 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My guy, this life deep o!
E beta make person no go find trouble. The wife know say him husband na womanizer and them dey manage themselves like that. E go beta make him do like say him no see anything.

It's bad enough to lie...but to lie in terrible English, that's unpardonable.

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo

Fam! make una de calm down

I de cheat and I accept say I de cheat

That man de claim saint and God fearing, de hate me for more than 8 years now because say I de cheat on em pikin

And now I don find out say he de do desame thing codedly wey he de hate me for

You're a mûmuboy. Ya story is fake. Go to Facebook and narrate to kids there

MuMuOnBail:
Hello wonderful elders of Nairaland. My story is a little lengthy but I will have to pour out everything.

... That same month, I travelled out of Nigeria with someone (I am keeping our destination a secret) and we stayed in a 4 star hotel...

How was your trip to Equatorial Guinea with OboOlora (Davido aka OBO's elder sister)?

Are you sure it's a 4 ⭐ hotel?
Maybe 400 ⭐ hotel?

Ensure you provide emotional for your brother, Ebang. I do hope the 'Swedish' Doctor will never have to go through what his wife is going through presently.

Ow0eg0kudi:


How was your trip to Equatorial Guinea with OboOlora (Davido aka OBO's elder sister)?

Are you sure it's a 4 ⭐ hotel?
Maybe 400 ⭐ hotel?

Ensure you provide emotional for your brother, Ebang. I do hope the 'Swedish' Doctor will never have to go through what his wife is going through presently.

why are you calling my name?