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MuttleyLaff: 6:28pm On Jun 11, 2020
nnenneigbo:
I agree, the truth hurts ...
I was just pointing out something that rings true about truth but I am seeing you're taking my comment the wrong way. Truth is where salvation can be found my dear friend and the truth you failed to embrace today, will expose you tomorrow.

nnenneigbo:
that’s why you’re refusing to understand you’re just merely indoctrinated
What indoctrination would this be please?
MuttleyLaff: 6:29pm On Jun 11, 2020
Gombs:
grin grin grin grin
What's so funny brother?
nnenneigbo(f): 1:12am On Jun 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
I was just pointing out something that rings true about truth but I am seeing you're taking my comment the wrong way. Truth is where salvation can be found my dear friend and the truth you failed to embrace today, will expose you tomorrow.

What indoctrination would this be please?

Your bible is not the truth, we know that for sure.

There’s the bible truth, and there’s THE TRUTH, they’re not the same thing.

About your indoctrination, you know exactly what tgat is lmao.
MuttleyLaff: 2:00am On Jun 13, 2020
nnenneigbo:
Your bible is not the truth, we know that for sure.
The Bible is not anyones's private/personal item. It is a collection of books for the good benefit of everybody. Nobody has exclusive rights to the Bible. It, fyi, is an instructional book (i.e. 2 Timothy 3:16)

1/ Give me an inexhaustible list of why the bible is not the truth
2/ What then, is the alternative to the bible?

nnenneigbo:
There’s the bible truth, and there’s THE TRUTH, they’re not the same thing.
[img]https://s5/images/LetsHearThis.gif[/img]

"You are a king, then!" said Pilate.
Jesus answered, "You say that I am a King.
In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth.
Everyone on the side of truth listens to Me.
"
- John 18:37

1/ What according to your vast knowledge and best understanding is THE TRUTH please?
2/ What makes the bible truth, different from THE TRUTH, if you claim that, they’re not the same thing?

nnenneigbo:
About your indoctrination, you know exactly what tgat is lmao.
I have no indoctrination. You brought up "that’s why you’re refusing to understand you’re just merely indoctrinated" so I am asking you where you got indoctrination from and what indoctrination is this? Or is it you just making wild accusations and so why you find it lmao funny, hmm?

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Acehart: 3:59am On Jun 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
What's so funny brother?

My idea of church is your idea of church; When you see that I ask people what church they attend, it’s because I am asking myself questions about where they get their ideas from - is it an inspiration from someone they are listening to or something along those lines?

He says he leads people into the prophetic; and he screenshots one of his followers saying that after a few seconds of praying, he felt a strange sensation in his body... The chap was for happy for him, the praying one, with regards to getting into the prophetic. Hope you get my drift?
MuttleyLaff: 7:05am On Jun 13, 2020
Acehart:
My idea of church is your idea of church; When you see that I ask people what church they attend, it’s because I am asking myself questions about where they get their ideas from - is it an inspiration from someone they are listening to or something along those lines?

He says he leads people into the prophetic; and he screenshots one of his followers saying that after a few seconds of praying, he felt a strange sensation in his body... The chap was for happy for him, the praying one, with regards to getting into the prophetic. Hope you get my drift?
Are you Gòmbs?
Acehart: 7:25am On Jun 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Are you Gòmbs?

Meaning?
MuttleyLaff: 7:48am On Jun 13, 2020
Acehart:
Meaning?
Meaning you entered your response on the wrong window. Is Acehart a nom de guerre for you, instead of Gòmbs?
Acehart: 8:22am On Jun 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Meaning you entered your response on the wrong window. Is Acehart a nom de guerre for you, instead of Gòmbs?

Ooh la la! I did enter it in the wrong window. People here in NL can be touchy; saying such a thing on his thread will turn out bloody; I didn’t want to spend Saturday on my phone undecided I hope you understand.

We all called Sylvester Stallone by his nom de guerre, Rambo, when we were children until we knew later on that that wasn’t his name. Well, Acehart (from the private eye canine in the cartoon, dog city) is made up from letters in my real name; I’d say it doesn’t sound cool for a nom de guerre, but a few people know its me. If I were to have a nom de guerre, I guess I’d have to search for one.

I hated Wacky Races; why did you name your moniker after that crazy dog, Muttley?
MuttleyLaff: 8:52am On Jun 13, 2020
Acehart:
Ooh la la! I did enter it in the wrong window. People here in NL can be touchy; saying such a thing on his thread will turn out bloody; I didn’t want to spend Saturday on my phone undecided I hope you understand.
I do understand, but I still think you ..., lmao

Acehart:
We all called Sylvester Stallone by his nom de guerre, Rambo, when we were children until we knew later on that that wasn’t his name. Well, Acehart (from the private eye canine in the cartoon, dog city) is made up from letters in my real name; I’d say it doesn’t sound cool for a nom de guerre, but a few people know its me. If I were to have a nom de guerre, I guess I’d have to search for one.
Everyone knew Rambo is an actor nah and that Rambo wasn't the actor's real name, lmao. Its Moses Olaiya Adejumo RIP, the veteran comedian, everyone knew his real name isn't Baba Sala

Acehart:
I hated Wacky Races;
I love to date Wacky Races and mot other cartoons, bar a few like, Beavis and Butt-Head. I found "Beavis and Butt-Head" for me, annoyingly irritating to watch, lmao

Acehart:
why did you name your moniker after that crazy dog, Muttley?
Muttley, Dick dastardly's sidekick is best known for its mischievous wheezing laughs. MuttleyLaff is fusion of two words "Muttley" and "Laff" (i.e. Laugh) coming from laughing wheezingly when reading posts that reminds me of Muttley's laughs, the cartoon fictional dog created in by Hanna-Barbera Productions. I used to be asthmatic, and when I laugh too much, it ends up sounding like Muttley laughing, so it was appropriate to fuse "Muttley" with "Laff" to get the 'MuttleyLaff" moniker, as that's how the laugh sounded (i.e. the wheezing sound laugh) when I read some ludicrous and/or unbelievable funny posts here on Nairaland.

I didnt name the ''MuttleyLaff" moniker, after the Muttley cartoon fictional dog, but I named it after the Muttley cartoon fictional dog's wheezing laugh. That's the difference, lmao

Acehart, I grew up on watching cartoons, to date still love cartoons, will die loving and watching cartoons, Wacky Races et al, lmao. I always used to watch with my kids when they were growing and we'll literally would be rolling on the floor laughing off, to my missus shaking her head and feeling sorry for us, lmao

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Gombs(m): 10:29am On Jun 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
What's so funny brother?

The protracted nature of this thread.

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VBCampaign: 10:29pm On Jun 18, 2023
This thread...

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Superpower(m): 12:31pm On Jan 12, 2024
Wow

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Omoawoke2(m): 5:43am On Jan 13, 2024
Pastor Chris cup don dey full, that animal, criminal and con artist will surely be exposed and humiliated.

TB Joshua will be a joke.

Wicked con men deceiving people

Anybody capable of this level of deceit can kill

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Omoawoke2(m): 6:55am On Jan 13, 2024
Seun:
Yes, it's odd. Smart person. wink

Why don’t you take threads like this to front page.

You will be doing the right thing. These pastors lack conscience and have killed people with false hopes
Kenyan28: 9:22am On Jan 16, 2024
Hallow 2024??


How has been everyone?

It's been eons since I logged into this forumn.


I am well. I am well kept.


I thank God.

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Seun(m): 7:50pm On Jan 17, 2024
Welcome back!!
LagosAirport: 12:56am On Jan 18, 2024
Kenyan28:
Hallow 2024??


How has been everyone?

It's been eons since I logged into this forumn.


I am well. I am well kept.


I thank God.
Welcome back
SirJohn(m): 7:39pm On Jan 19, 2024
Kenyan28:
Hallow 2024??


How has been everyone?

It's been eons since I logged into this forumn.


I am well. I am well kept.


I thank God.

Great to know you are well. Cheers!
Gombs(m): 7:49pm On Jan 19, 2024
Kenyan28:
Hallow 2024??


How has been everyone?

It's been eons since I logged into this forumn.


I am well. I am well kept.


I thank God.

Helllo! wink
PrinceofSarcasm: 5:52am On Jan 20, 2024
VBCampaign: 8:18am On Jan 20, 2024
SirJohn:

Great to know you are well. Cheers!

Sir John!

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VBCampaign: 8:19am On Jan 20, 2024
Gombs:

Helllo! wink

Gombs.

Hope you've left Christ Embassy and the cult of Christian Oyakhilome?

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Courz: 1:06pm On Jan 20, 2024
Whoever resurrected this thread, May God bless you, your family and generations. Now I can read this thread to my heart's content. smiley

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Gombs(m): 7:03am On Jan 23, 2024
VBCampaign:


Gombs.

Hope you've left Christ Embassy and the cult of Christian Oyakhilome?

i'm never leaving. Hope you've healed? undecided

Meanwhile...

VBCampaign: 11:19am On Jan 23, 2024
Gombs:


i'm never leaving. Hope you've healed? undecided

Meanwhile...

Sad

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Gombs(m): 7:49am On Jan 24, 2024
VBCampaign:


Sad

Jesus can fix your sadness, sir
VBCampaign: 8:13am On Jan 24, 2024
Gombs:

Jesus can fix your sadness, sir

I'll rather live with my sadness than continue in a cult

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Truthfullone19: 5:14pm On Mar 10, 2024
SirJohn:


Great to know you are well. Cheers!

Hi SirJohn, I reached out, please try and get in touch. Many thanks
SirJohn(m): 10:38pm On Mar 18, 2024
Truthfullone19:


Hi SirJohn, I reached out, please try and get in touch. Many thanks
Hi, how may I help you?

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Truthfullone19: 11:42pm On Mar 18, 2024
SirJohn:

Hi, how may I help you?

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I wrote on page 83 of this thread. The long one which uses the example of Peter Popoff and Darren Brown the magician. Sent you a message. Not too familiar with Nairaland, although I do read articles on this site. Please try and connect, need to get in touch. Many thanks
immortalcrown(m): 7:16pm On Mar 24, 2024
Why is a 2008 post making the front page after 13 years?

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