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Octopusssy(f): 7:31pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.
The imbecîle who is the butt of jokes on this thread wan use him mama shine. Putrid boil on the ass of humanity.

I don free am make e no develop brain aneurysm

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AHCB: 7:32pm On May 27, 2023
Octopusssy:

It will be a very cold day in hell the day I 'steal' anybody's review and "parade it as mine" but since you are so glaringly unintelligent that you did not understand the first post I made in response to your so called 'exposure' , I will leave you to wallow in your self delusion that I am 'pained' or whatever. I refuse to bear the brunt of your single digit IQ.

You syphilitic, idiotic weasels come online to run your filthy mouths off at your betters because cheap internet data has given you a platform to disturb everyone with your crassness. Offline AH CB will demolish you and send you back in pieces to whatever hovel you were raised, but of course, on Nairaland nattering nitwits like you have learned and abused words like 'simp' so you no longer know your place.

To the left, motherfucker. I've got no more stones to waste on a rabid, intellectually retàrded barking dog.
Goddamn I love it when you talk dirty, turns me on. 😁😁😁

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Octopusssy(f): 7:32pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
Goddamn I love it when you talk dirty, turns me on. 😁😁😁
Stopeeet, lé tigre... 😁😁😁😁
AHCB: 7:35pm On May 27, 2023
Octopusssy:

The imbecîle who is the butt of jokes on this thread wan use him mama shine. Putrid boil on the ass of humanity.

I don free am make e no develop brain aneurysm
It's indeed a shame. They see a guy flirting with a female on Nairaland and voila! They label him a simp. Then again, who takes the thoughts of juveniles serious these days, when drugs and alcohol is during a very dirty job in making them total idiots.

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Calibrator: 7:36pm On May 27, 2023
Glory days of the future past of the yesteryears..... Is that you?



This thread been too peaceful and quiet these days, I almost forgot how things used to be.


Love to see it! cheesy

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Octopusssy(f): 7:46pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
It's indeed a shame. They see a guy flirting with a female on Nairaland and voila! They label him a simp. Then again, who takes the thoughts of juveniles serious these days, when drugs and alcohol is during a very dirty job in making them total idiots.
That's the issue. Too many of them running amok. They read all sorts of rubbish and then start disturbing everybody with it because they lack the mental capacity to sieve through.

I've kuku hit the ignore button on him. Can't be going back and forth with the village clown. Motherfucker is inconsequential in the scheme of things.

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NaijaMemes: 8:40pm On May 27, 2023
Calibrator:
Glory days of the future past of the yesteryears..... Is that you?



This thread been too peaceful and quiet these days, I almost forgot how things used to be.


Love to see it! cheesy


Sharrap grin

So you never change abi? Mr referee of fights.
Don't let me call koicereloaded for you
Dougad: 8:51pm On May 27, 2023
Juzec:
Omo it's actually scary oo. But if you watch it at night e dey manageable grin

At night? 😂
You be bad person. I already ed the movie, decided to look at reviews. What I saw just made me pause lol
majesticguy: 8:55pm On May 27, 2023
Carrie...6.5/10
Genre: Horror, Thriller

Nilon: 9:18pm On May 27, 2023
Octopusssy:

I have already made my point about the analysis in my response to Baddestguyp and I am not going to explain myself further to anybody. I will keep posting from that channel on this thread, word for word if possible. Believe what what you want; it ain't no skin off my nose.

But you? A pig you are, and a pig you will always be, basking in the slime and mud that is your home. Nothing will ever change that even in the very unlikely chance you decide to leave Nairaland for good. 'Old man' Naptu2 will keep serving you your medicine in the meantime.

You can now fück off forever to the dustbin
Post your own personally written review. We don't want stolen reviews. Ms copycat. Wole soyinka, chimanmanda adichie, oscar wilde, JK Rawling, your literary models never copied from anybody.

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Nilon: 9:38pm On May 27, 2023
majesticguy:



The time travel concept is an intriguing, fascinating but yet complicated concept. I think the complexity all stems from the fact that nobody has ever time travelled before, hence the different theories or school of thoughts out there.

One school of thought is of the opinion that we are all programmed towards a particular path on this Earth, you can't change your path, and should you have the ability to go back in time to change it, it's not going to work, as it must happen. This invariably, kills freewill in the present, and this realization is quite scary if you ask me.

Another school of thought is of the opinion that you can actually reprogram your programming on earth.......if somehow you travel back through time and influence your younger self or an important event which would in turn create an alternative timeline from the original timeline.

Truly, timed because
do you think time travel can be achieved thru supernatural means?
Nilon: 9:50pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
Hmmm. But the existence of other lifeforms other than us negates a whole lot of our beliefs.

True, the univers is way too big for us to be the only ones in it, then again, what if we are the only ones?, what if we aren't the only ones?, so far, have other planets that can life discovered?

I honestly don't want to think of other life forms aside us, especially if it makes us not be on top the food chain.
i believe universe was setup for exploration and colonisation. The earth can't possibly be the only habitable place in the universe. There could be some planets out there waiting to be taken
majesticguy: 9:51pm On May 27, 2023
Nilon:
do you think time travel can be achieved thru supernatural means?

I am not really an authority or expect on the supernatural, so i wouldn't know. Although I think the closest to time travel one can get as regards the supernatural is Astral Projection AKA in and out of body experience.
Nilon: 10:01pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.
have you fùcked her yet?

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Nilon: 10:13pm On May 27, 2023
majesticguy:


I am not really an authority or expect on the supernatural, so i wouldn't know. Although I think the closest to time travel one can get as regards the supernatural is Astral Projection AKA in and out of body experience.
long time ago, i saw a nigerian series involving the ghost of a young gal. One day, the ghost was talking to her mortal friend and she said spirits are not limited by time and space.
jiggar(m): 10:14pm On May 27, 2023
majesticguy:
Carrie...6.5/10
Genre: Horror, Thriller

Watched this movie almost two years ago, and totally enjoyed it.

A 7.5 for me.
AHCB: 10:15pm On May 27, 2023
Nilon:
have you fùcked her yet?
first ask your father when was the last time he fvcked your mother, I still won't answer your stupid question.

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Baddestguyp(m): 10:23pm On May 27, 2023
Nilon:
have you fùcked her yet?
impossible.

He's probably cleaning the strap-on she uses on his àss...
That's the reward she gives him for embarrassing himself online as her simp worshipping her

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pu7pl3(m): 10:24pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.

Stale rebuttal

Was hot stuff 12 years ago...

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NaijaMemes: 10:25pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.


But bro, why the anger and insults? Why are you so angry at the truth?


Octopussy had an argument with someone that had nothing to do with you. You then ran to defend her (despite her being in the wrong).

Guy, don't deceive yourself. If simping was a road, you would be an expressway or superhighway.

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NaijaMemes: 10:28pm On May 27, 2023
pu7pl3:


Stale rebuttal

Was hot stuff 12 years ago...

Bro, dont be surprised. Simping is for the simple.

The guy's banter is stale and repetitive because he has only one way of seeing- the dark tunnel that is his madam's rectum.

Asslicking for the win.....

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pu7pl3(m): 10:30pm On May 27, 2023
NaijaMemes:


Bro, dont be surprised. Simping is for the simple.

The guy's banter is stale and repetitive because he has only one way of seeing- the dark tunnel that is his madam's rectum.

Asslicking for the win.....

The man just inserted himself into the conversation like he had something reasonable to add...
A living breathing simp talmbout people don't know what a simp means.

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AHCB: 10:39pm On May 27, 2023
NaijaMemes:

But bro, why the anger and insults? Why are you so angry at the truth?

Octop ussy had an argument with someone that had nothing to do with you. You then ran to defend her (despite her being in the wrong).

Guy, don't deceive yourself. If simping was a road, you would be an expressway or superhighway.
which truth, you deluded son of a dead thief.

Octo dropped a diss, I appreciated it, so did another moniker, but you deluded son's of bitches didn't see that, instead, you went about having a frenzy like a 500 hundred naira brothel hoe who got angry because she didn't get customer.

If simping was a road, nope, if idiocy and stupidity were a person, you'll be their elder brother, you demented wastrel.

Isn't it you in your drunken state of jealousy, who went to clone the moniker of koicereloaded, just to troll him because he drops reviews your illiterate self never could. Bitch nigga. Nigga go Fvck a pig.
pu7pl3:

Stale rebuttal

Was hot stuff 12 years ago...
erm, I wasn't a Nairalander 12 years ago. 😁

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NaijaMemes: 10:57pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
which truth, you deluded son of a dead thief.

Octo dropped a diss, I appreciated it, so did another moniker, but you deluded son's of bitches didn't see that, instead, you went about having a frenzy like a 500 hundred naira brothel hoe who got angry because she didn't get customer.

If simping was a road, nope, if idiocy and stupidity were a person, you'll be their elder brother, you demented wastrel.

Isn't it you in your drunken state of jealousy, who went to clone the moniker of koicereloaded, just to troll him because he drops reviews your illiterate self never could. Bitch nigga. Nigga go Fvck a pig.
erm, I wasn't a Nairalander 12 years ago. 😁



I feel your pain bro. You cant change the bitter truth about your simping.

Your insults cannot change fact.

If you like, keep throwing all manner of false accusations towards me.

Real men don't simp.

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Karleb(m): 11:03pm On May 27, 2023
AHCB:
which truth, you deluded son of a dead thief.

Octo dropped a diss, I appreciated it, so did another moniker, but you deluded son's of bitches didn't see that, instead, you went about having a frenzy like a 500 hundred naira brothel hoe who got angry because she didn't get customer.

If simping was a road, nope, if idiocy and stupidity were a person, you'll be their elder brother, you demented wastrel.

Isn't it you in your drunken state of jealousy, who went to clone the moniker of koicereloaded, just to troll him because he drops reviews your illiterate self never could. Bitch nigga. Nigga go Fvck a pig.
erm, I wasn't a Nairalander 12 years ago. 😁


No vex o.

I have no dog in this fight but bros, leave the dissing to the octopus woman.

It's like you are not matching these young boys energy.

I hope say dem no go dash me my size for making this comment. grin abeg o, I come in peace. ✌️🙏

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AHCB: 11:27pm On May 27, 2023
NaijaMemes:

I feel your pain bro. You cant change the bitter truth about your simping.

Your insults cannot change fact.

If you like, keep throwing all manner of false accusations towards me.

Real men don't simp.
look whose talking about a real man? An online idiot like you is talking about real man. Lmfao.

Isn't it the same you who made a complete on utter fool of himself to the point Seun actually heaved a sigh of relief when you said you'd leave Nairaland.

Isn't it you who lied you travel around Europe only for you to be disgraced and expose you live in the dirtiest part of Lagos.

Isn't it you who got depressed and created a female moniker GracieX just to woo yourself so you don't die of loneliness. Real men don't simp my ass. You're the greatest joke ever to comment on this thread, you discombobulated buffoon.

You're talking about false accusations, are you not GraxieX and Joicereloaded? Are you not logicboy? You're nothing but a Notorious P.I.G, you good for nothing fellow.

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Baddestguyp(m): 12:47am On May 28, 2023
KITE (1998) - (Uncensored version)


This anime series was first released as a single movie, then later divided into a 2 episode series

Been on my watchlist for a while...I heard how controversial it was...with it reportedly being banned in some regions....
Rightly banned imo...the ràpe scenes...wtf

Also noticed there is an Hollywood live action movie adaptation of it with Samuel L Jackson which is quite surprising considering the kind of adult and sèxual content it depicts....

Took a while to find the uncensored version tho...I literally had to it from a pôrn site, cos the anime site I use don't have it

The story was quite better than I expected...despite it being short and simple...

I wasn't expecting a happy ending, and sure enough I didn't get one...

I don't know yet if I'll watch the Hollywood movie...the anime was pretty bloody...the movie might be even more bloody

NaijaMemes: 3:56am On May 28, 2023
AHCB:
look whose talking about a real man? An online idiot like you is talking about real man. Lmfao.

Isn't it the same you who made a complete on utter fool of himself to the point Seun actually heaved a sigh of relief when you said you'd leave Nairaland.

Isn't it you who lied you travel around Europe only for you to be disgraced and expose you live in the dirtiest part of Lagos.

Isn't it you who got depressed and created a female moniker GracieX just to woo yourself so you don't die of loneliness. Real men don't simp my ass. You're the greatest joke ever to comment on this thread, you discombobulated buffoon.

You're talking about false accusations, are you not GraxieX and Joicereloaded? Are you not logicboy? You're nothing but a Notorious P.I.G, you good for nothing fellow.


Thank you. I'm enjoying your weak insults.

You say that I'm poor but I am usually the first to review movies that are recently released in the cinema. HOWEVER, THE LOCAL WOMAN THAT YOU ARE SIMPING FOR CANNOT EVEN AFFORD 4,000 NAIRA TO WATCH A MOVIE AT THE CINEMA.

I see that you never had a real man to be a role model in your life. Hustle and make a name for yourself so that you wouldn't be jealous of those who tour Europe on a yearly basis.


By the way, have you seen fast and furious 10 (fast x)? It's a nice movie. It's all about family which you clearly didn't have and that is why you simp for attention.

Have a nice day. cool

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AHCB: 6:03am On May 28, 2023
NaijaMemes:

Thank you. I'm enjoying your weak insults.

You say that I'm poor but I am usually the first to review movies that are recently released in the cinema. HOWEVER, THE LOCAL WOMAN THAT YOU ARE SIMPING FOR CANNOT EVEN AFFORD 4,000 NAIRA TO WATCH A MOVIE AT THE CINEMA.

I see that you never had a real man to be a role model in your life. Hustle and make a name for yourself so that you wouldn't be jealous of those who tour Europe on a yearly basis.


By the way, have you seen fast and furious 10 (fast x)? It's a nice movie. It's all about family which you clearly didn't have and that is why you simp for attention.

Have a nice day. cool
so being able to afford 4 thousand naira makes you rich? What will one not read from the mind of this juvenile wimp who has stones inside his brain.

You're telling me to go hustle, when you've been exposed and shamed many times for lying restlessly, and it's standard fact, you still live with your parents, and you don't even contribute to the upkeep of their house, what a useless fellow you've turned out to be.

Logicbitch, why do you like lying this much? How severe was the blow life dealt you to make you lie profusely?

I know you know lying anyhow doesn't add a Kobo to your pocket, neither does writing those useless reviews of yours, yet you persist and continue to give your parents heartache and continue to shame yourself all in the bid to inflate your already deflated ego.

You're a shame to your parents and your entire lineage. Online rich man with the brain of a weasel.

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Octopusssy(f): 7:02am On May 28, 2023
AHCB:
first ask your father when was the last time he fvcked your mother, I still won't answer your stupid question.
Just go through the posts of the bastard with a thousand fathers.

https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/nilon/posts

Don't bother responding to that half wit. I will be doing myself and friends a great disservice by replying someone who is suffering from extreme poverty, mental instability and sex addiction. You do know that addiction to masturbation makes the wankēr super dumb, right? That's why all his posts seem like they were written by a mentally retàrded 12 year old with Down Syndrome. The simpleton's brain is so fried, it is incapable of coherent thought.

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Octopusssy(f): 7:04am On May 28, 2023
AHCB:
so being able to afford 4 thousand naira makes you rich? What will one not read from the mind of this juvenile wimp who has stones inside his brain.

You're telling me to go hustle, when you've been exposed and shamed many times for lying restlessly, and it's standard fact, you still live with your parents, and you don't even contribute to the upkeep of their house, what a useless fellow you've turned out to be.

Logicbitch, why do you like lying this much? How severe was the blow life dealt you to make you lie profusely?

I know you know lying anyhow doesn't add a Kobo to your pocket, neither does writing those useless reviews of yours, yet you persist and continue to give your parents heartache and continue to shame yourself all in the bid to inflate your already deflated ego.

You're a shame to your parents and your entire lineage. Online rich man with the brain of a weasel.
Even his ancestors must have felt this

Calibrator: 7:11am On May 28, 2023
First row seat at the grand premiere of 2023 Vawulence blockbuster....

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