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So, I went out to a certain shop I usually go. This slim and tall beauty came with a guy. She held the guy tightly and said he must buy her something. I kinda like her, so I decided to punish her. When I like a girl, I mostly treat her badly at first.

As a young man with...

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As a young man with a pretty girl, he was about buying her what she requested (100+ Naira cookies), but I playfully interjected from where I was seated.

"If he buys for you, he must buy for me too," I said and she she smiled and playfully replied, "No o, only me."

I looked at the guy and said, "Don't buy her anything and I'll buy you anything you want from this shop."

Immediately, the guy excitedly jumped and refused buying her what she wanted. She thought it's just a joke, but I meant it.

After more than 5 minutes of her making sure the guy buys it, she realized it was impossible. The girl came and held me ransom but I didn't yield.

She felt played, got a bit angry and...

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She felt played, got a bit angry and luckily, she met her female friend and two of them started talking by the road side.

The guy took a big Hollandia yoghurt and
a couple of other things. She sighted him packing all these goodies and felt jealous.

As a tall, slim, fine girl with a flat stomach, she didn't expect what happened. She thought she'll always get her way.

At this point, I was busy with my phone and didn't know when she disappeared with her friend. The guy had gone by then. Mehn! He really betrayed her, but I like it.

After they've left, the...


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After they've left, the sales girl at that shop looked at me and said, "You're really wicked o. Look at what you did to this fine girl. Can't you see how flat her stomach was? What if she was terribly hungry?"

"I know, but I wanted to teach that guy not to oblige to a woman's demand every time and also teach the girl she can't always have her way every time even though she's most men's spec."

Also, it's a lesson that money can really control narratives and make people change their mind when an appealing opportunity presents itself.

I know the guy, so I'll get her details from him when next I see him.

Finally, in whatever you do, have money even if you don't have any use for the money. Just have it for having sake. E get why.

Modified: She's not his girlfriend. I know the guy. I once told him, some months ago, to eat as many boiled eggs as he could at that same shop without drinking water, but he couldn't go beyond 6. So, he is someone I have interacted with before and she's not his girlfriend.

iLegendd:
After they've left, the sales girl at that shop looked at me and said, "You're really wicked o. Look at what you did to this fine girl. Can't you see how flat her stomach was? What if she was terribly hungry?"

"I know, but I wanted to teach that guy not to oblige to a woman's demand every time and also teach the girl she can't always have her way every time even though she's most men's spec."

Also, it's a lesson that money can really control narratives and make people change their mind when an appealing opportunity presents itself.

I know the guy, so I'll get her details from him when next I see him.

Finally, in whatever you do, have money even if you don't have any use for the money. Just have it for having sake. E get why.

Hmm. not bad

iLegendd abeg you fit loan me 70K ? I'll pay back January ending.

They played you. The guy will handover the big Hollandia yoghurt to the slim beautiful girl. They used one stone to kill two birds. It's a win win for both of them.

Rajahbite:
iLegendd abeg you fit loan me 70K ?
I'll pay back January ending.

He can never loan you , instead he will use rant to credit you . He will post 70 imaginary stories

What kind of lesson is that? You bought more than they wanted for them to enjoy because of lust. You could not remove your longer throat from another man's babe, it cost you your cash. Those folks are going to be coming there whenever you are around and you keep buying for them till.you wise up.

Weirdcamila:


He can never loan you , instead he will use rant to credit you . He will post 70 imaginary stories

Another man is making a request and you're taking it personally. Calm down.

You're even using reverse psychology on me. Can you imagine? Manipulation doesn't work on me except I intentionally want it.

"He can NEVER loan you," so that I'll fall for the trick, take it as a challenge, prove you wrong, and loan him. I no longer prove people wrong. Everyone is right.

I stopped loaning a living thing money when I was in secondary school. I loaned my mom money back then and when I asked for it, she said, "You no dey eat."

This was when I knew you should never loan a human money even if the person is your blood or your parents.

Give for free if you have, but never loan — even with interest. Though, mom later paid, but lesson had been learned already.

I'm currently broke, so can't even give for free. Recession is coming.

Kingsize0001:
What kind of lesson is that? You bought more than they wanted for them to enjoy because of lust. You could not remove your longer throat from another man's babe, it cost you your cash. Those folks are going to be coming there whenever you are around and you keep buying for them till.you wise up.

Lol. You're right. I always will. In fact, I must.

Zonefree:
They played you. The guy will handover the big Hollandia yoghurt to the slim beautiful girl. They used one stone to kill two birds. It's a win win for both of them.

That's true. Played ke.

Weirdcamila:


He can never loan you , instead he will use rant to credit you . He will post 70 imaginary stories

Bro you can never tell because you are not in his mind.

Am not surprised!
Cuz normally you no get sense...

Rajahbite:

Bro you can never tell because you are not in his mind.

Sadly, he told you the truth. I can never do it even to my mom.

care4you:
Am I'm not surprised!
Cuz normally you no get sense...

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iLegendd:
Another man is making a request and you're taking it personally. Calm down.

You're even using reverse psychology on me. Can you imagine? Manipulation doesn't work on me except I intentionally want it.

"He can NEVER loan you," so that I'll fall for the trick, take it as a challenge, prove you wrong, and loan him. I no longer prove people wrong. Everyone is right.

I stopped loaning a living thing money when I was in secondary school. I loaned my mom money back then and when I asked for it, she said, "You no dey eat."

This was when I knew you should never loan a human money even if the person is your blood or your parents.

Give for free if you have, but never loan — even with interest. Though, mom later paid, but lesson had been learned already.

I'm currently broke, so can't even give for free. Recession is coming.

You wey Dey find loan, come see response .He’s broke but in his stories he stores money in his imaginary wallets and bank s .
Lol

Weirdcamila:


You wey Dey find loan, come see response .He’s broke but in his stories he stores money in his imaginary wallets and bank s .
Lol

Damn! Uppercut. I'm in tears. This hurts. I give up. You won. Stay blessed, brother and more success to your portfolio.

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iLegendd:


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Zonefree:
They played you. The guy will handover the big Hollandia yoghurt to the slim beautiful girl. They used one stone to kill two birds. It's a win win for both of them.

I told you this guy he no wise at all, he's d the chairman of simp portha court branch

iLegendd:
Sadly, he told you the truth. I can never do it even to my mom.

boss dash me 1k na

iLegendd:
After they've left, the sales girl at that shop looked at me and said, "You're really wicked o. Look at what you did to this fine girl. Can't you see how flat her stomach was? What if she was terribly hungry?"

"I know, but I wanted to teach that guy not to oblige to a woman's demand every time and also teach the girl she can't always have her way every time even though she's most men's spec."

Also, it's a lesson that money can really control narratives and make people change their mind when an appealing opportunity presents itself.

I know the guy, so I'll get her details from him when next I see him.

Finally, in whatever you do, have money even if you don't have any use for the money. Just have it for having sake. E get why.

Modified: She's not his girlfriend. I know the guy. I once told him, some months ago, to eat as many boiled eggs as he could at that same shop without drinking water, but he couldn't go beyond 6. So, he is someone I have interacted with before and she's not his girlfriend.

shatap!

the guy may go and meet with the girl and probably eat the things you bought for him with the girl

iLegendd:
Sadly, he told you the truth. I can never do it even to my mom.

Now that I've heard from you, I believe. Even then, I never expected your aid to be the last option ergo the reason I'm still hustling to gather money to sort myself out even as I'm typing now.

.

You bought boiled eggs, holandia yoghurt, and groceries for the guy just to pepper the girl

Hahahahah. Akoi!! This one na Omo ase!!

Weirdcamila:


He can never loan you , instead he will use rant to credit you . He will post 70 imaginary stories

Make you sef loan the guy the money na

Collateral??

Rajahbite:
iLegendd abeg you fit loan me 70K ?
I'll pay back January ending.

iLegendd:
Sadly, he told you the truth. I can never do it even to my mom.

let's settle our differences ilegendd make I see 5k everything will from today no more troll

Phimzy:
*Seriously taking notes on ILegendd's fabrications*

I wish I fabricate stories, but I don't and I'll never try to prove it.

I just dashed a generator boy of less than 12 years old one of my phones today. He didn't even ask for it.

I was proud of him that at this stage, he chose skill over idleness or movies after school. He's in JSS 3. I gave him some advice and encouraged him.

I help more when I'm not asked. The moment you ask, I feel you're feeling entitled and you're using me. I hate being used except I intentionally want to use myself without being asked or told.

There is a certain disadvantage being a YES man or always trying to prove yourself when people disagree with your story or say it's a lie.