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Wonderz1: 7:35am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Is there a bible verse that specifically said

“Dont smoke weed”

Ema fa igbo?


I forr don do giveaway but this village get as e be. I’ll try today if not tomorrow.
Baba dodo this your write up na masterpiece you no know how helpful this your story don be for me thanks baba
Jehovah go continue bless you
Me Kwa I day available for giveaway
2215648792 zenith bank Stephen chijioke
Dukio: 7:45am On Dec 20, 2021
I too gbadu this nigga tori.......much love blood wink
tammyf: 7:53am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Is there a bible verse that specifically said

“Dont smoke weed”

Ema fa igbo?


I forr don do giveaway but this village get as e be. I’ll try today if not tomorrow.
@dodoatirice ,I'm an introvert n don't talk much.but I'm forced to say thank you for thiscwrite up.each day I to seecyour update .more importantly I have helped a brother who wanted to go into rituals for money.he confided in me dat he is tired of life and this is wat he wants to do.i sent him this link and he called me this morning and said he has changed his mind .he won't go into it again.thank you once again .you have saved a soul from torment.

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Dukio: 7:55am On Dec 20, 2021
tammyf:

@dodoatirice ,I'm an introvert n don't talk much.but I'm forced to say thank you for thiscwrite up.each day I to seecyour update .more importantly I have helped a brother who wanted to go into rituals for money.he confided in me dat he is tired of life and this is wat he wants to do.i sent him this link and he called me this morning and said he has changed his mind .he won't go into it again.thank you once again .you have saved a soul from torment.

dodoatirice: 8:19am On Dec 20, 2021
Sorry, i was going to try on the giveaway last night. But services dey do anyhow.

My top readers and top commenters from the very beginning and then the rest will follow. I’m going to drive into town today and will notify the thread asap. Noor vex people if na Ajah i dey, i for don run many many for una.

But stay tuned as i will keep y’all update. But truth be told, Saturday na xmas ke??

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dodoatirice: 8:21am On Dec 20, 2021
tammyf:

@dodoatirice ,I'm an introvert n don't talk much.but I'm forced to say thank you for thiscwrite up.each day I to seecyour update .more importantly I have helped a brother who wanted to go into rituals for money.he confided in me dat he is tired of life and this is wat he wants to do.i sent him this link and he called me this morning and said he has changed his mind .he won't go into it again.thank you once again .you have saved a soul from torment.

You’re welcome, the aim is to educate youths, i noor say make dem no find money, but e get some kain money wey you go find, come get, small time the money go come dey after your life. I’m happy you’ve through this peace shown someone the light.

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mokoh(m): 8:21am On Dec 20, 2021
Boss we they wit u abeg me
dodoatirice: 8:21am On Dec 20, 2021
Dukio:
I too gbadu this nigga tori.......much love blood wink

Plenty Love Og

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dodoatirice: 8:21am On Dec 20, 2021
Wonderz1:

Baba dodo this your write up na masterpiece you no know how helpful this your story don be for me thanks baba
Jehovah go continue bless you
Me Kwa I day available for giveaway
2215648792 zenith bank Stephen chijioke


Thank you OG

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dayborlee(m): 8:22am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Sorry, i was going to try on the giveaway last night. But services dey do anyhow.

My top readers and top commenters from the very beginning and then the rest will follow. I’m going to drive into town today and will notify the thread asap. Noor vex people if na Ajah i dey, i for don run many many for una.

But stay tuned as i will keep y’all update. But truth be told, Saturday na xmas ke??


Boss..Good morning bro. How was your night
dodoatirice: 8:23am On Dec 20, 2021
mokoh:
Boss we they wit u abeg me

I dey with you OG.

But wait bros, abeg gimme permission, this your monkier go sweeet well well for another fiction for another date.

Can i use it?
mokoh(m): 8:23am On Dec 20, 2021
Wit this ur update men they fear to go party oh
Dukio: 8:24am On Dec 20, 2021
mokoh:
Wit this ur update men they fear to go party oh
Ajeh
Dukio: 8:25am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Sorry, i was going to try on the giveaway last night. But services dey do anyhow.

My top readers and top commenters from the very beginning and then the rest will follow. I’m going to drive into town today and will notify the thread asap. Noor vex people if na Ajah i dey, i for don run many many for una.

But stay tuned as i will keep y’all update. But truth be told, Saturday na xmas ke??
No cap, na Saturday ohh
mokoh(m): 8:26am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:


I dey with you OG.

But wait bros, abeg gimme permission, this your monkier go sweeet well well for another fiction for another date.

Can i use it?


No problem but hope I nor go die for the story shia��� at least I go frame the best and sweetest writeup
dayborlee(m): 8:27am On Dec 20, 2021
I swear. I go reload this page like madt today. Infact i no go work. Oga dodo no make my comments go in vain...... All the same, give us our daily updates. Men dey wait
Twelvedemon12(m): 8:50am On Dec 20, 2021
grin Baba dun japa...... DodoATIrice we da with you boss
Qbase22(m): 9:00am On Dec 20, 2021
Boss. You maybe thinking that na ordinary Fictional you write buh you have show niggas way of life.
DSC7: 9:02am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Sorry, i was going to try on the giveaway last night. But services dey do anyhow.

My top readers and top commenters from the very beginning and then the rest will follow. I’m going to drive into town today and will notify the thread asap. Noor vex people if na Ajah i dey, i for don run many many for una.

But stay tuned as i will keep y’all update. But truth be told, Saturday na xmas ke??


Happy new week Brodaman.....

Abegggggg feed us more dodoatirice make i use dey the day cool

No forget me oooooo.....

Sapa don hug me embarassed
Shegzy8(m): 9:02am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Sorry, i was going to try on the giveaway last night. But services dey do anyhow.

My top readers and top commenters from the very beginning and then the rest will follow. I’m going to drive into town today and will notify the thread asap. Noor vex people if na Ajah i dey, i for don run many many for una.

But stay tuned as i will keep y’all update. But truth be told, Saturday na xmas ke??

Nice one brother!! I go dey at alert cause me need am pa.
6553685405

Fidelity

Abeg as you dey run the giveaway, no forget update us oo. Man shall not live by bread alone (Na Bible talk am).

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Lartoph(m): 9:05am On Dec 20, 2021
mokoh:
Wit this ur update men they fear to go party oh
It is like you read my mind. After I started reading this wonderful story, I have been scared of going to parties. The ones I eventually go to, I end up not eating.
marvellously(m): 9:07am On Dec 20, 2021
Dodoatirice sir, I must really commend all the good works that you have been doing so far so good I started going thru ur thread just last week after stumbling upon it while perusing thru the diary section, thanks for all u do I just finished reading ur last update thank you.
About that ur giveaway if e fit reach my side u self don turn double OG be that as per say u don be OG before by virtue of ur story shocked shocked
But sch work nor easy but u fit drop small thing make we take see front for the Xmas life
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Union bank
cool cool
Lartoph(m): 9:11am On Dec 20, 2021
Lartoph:

It is like you read my mind. After I started reading this wonderful story, I have been scared of going to parties. The ones I eventually go to, I end up not eating.
Dodoatirice doesn't know what he has really done in our lives with this wonderful piece. I am now very much aware of all the little things I once thought of as meaningless. Thanks for this wonderful piece. More ink to your pen boss.
dodoatirice: 9:16am On Dec 20, 2021
As Baba sick, e be like say Spiritual government come Ban Spiritual sars from highway for awhile make e for take recover the beatings wey e chop wey come accumulate.because for like 2weeks na him assistant dey call me dey give me update back to back. Because for sure at that point, me and Baba we needed ourselves as I wasn’t ready to liberate baba, why i go liberate the old man when na him loose gaurd, shebi dat night i was sleeping when he used his axe to cut my toes without my consent making me go through the pain and the foul smell that shea butter masked when I went outside. Na the main thing make me cut him fit be that. Every nigga that types away on an iPhone, wey carry saggy jean get tattoo if him never plus am na dangerous person no matter their personality before they took on the hustle. He come plus am, he’s no dangerous then but more Dangerous this time. Joe lets leave the if e never plus am Part. Lets revert to when e just start.

Young Broke dude nineteen years old, high school graduate, e come start yahoo and funny thing is, one big brother for street dey always see the transition of the dude in question. That one come teach am the basics, nigga sabi basics finish, come dey hustlefor street. E still never plus am o. And you think say at dome point e nor go frustrate? Welcome to the streets dude. Dayo no dey bath soap na dating e dey do. But the same dayo dey dey with niggas wey dey bath soap dey collect steady. When him norr go chop shit?

I Go Baba coven one day like that men i no be visitor again, so i sat in the ritual proceedings of this young dudes, when I got to the coven, baba wasn’t there initially i met him outside putting things together. I got into the coven to wait for him and i met this guys, they sat in a straight line, Baba made them sit from the eldest of them to the youngest. In a straight line like that spacing then and in between the space that separated them, there was a native plate and whole bread beside each plates belonging to each individuals. On the wall to the right of the room was their laptop and phones placed against the wall Labeled with their names. Then Baba’s assistant from the outside brought in 4plastic bag and Baba’s assistant dropped it by each individual. Baba came in and asked me if i was going to wait and be with them or i could excuse myself out if the room as i may not like the view of the processions for the boys. I told him he could carry on as I wouldn’t disturb them.

Then Baba gave instructions, that what they are about to eat, no matter how unedible it felt in their mouth or no matter how odd it tasted, theyd have to make faces and act like they enjoyed it and they mustn’t say a-word to each other but they were allowed to ask themselves if they were enjoying what they were eating. Then he told them to cross exchange the plastic bag that contained a something like a lump or something I couldn’t put my hands on but whatever it was i kept observing.

Then one on one, they did a one time exchange of plastic bags. And each of them tore it open and poured the contents inside the native plate. All four of them did. And a foul smell enveloped the room. This boys cane with their own poop and now they’ve exchanged it so for example

Boy A.
Boy B
Boy C
Boy D

Boy A exchanged his own personal poop with boy D

Boy B too Gave his own Poop to Boy C and that was how an exchange of poop took place between them. Then they cut the loaf of bread open and just like eating bread and ewa agoyin beans the local local way where you dipped your bread in the sweet smelling specially made beans oil letting your bread soak in the momentum of heated beans oil and scooping the beans and putting it in your mouth morsel by morsel. It was the exact way dem boys were rating their respectively exchanged poop. Funny thing they did as they were told and acted like the bread and poop combination bits by bits was edible and sweet on their tongues.

Boy A to Boy D:

Jide hope say my shit sweet?

Boy D to Boy A:
E sweet Baje na better thing you chop come shit this shit my gee. Chop knuckle (they chop knuckle).

So they asked questions like that till they were done eating every bit of it. Them finish proceedings Baba went out for a brief after telling them congratulations. And i asked them what their age was. 15, 17, 19, 20.

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mokoh(m): 9:22am On Dec 20, 2021
Na wah oh
Bukolaberry(f): 9:27am On Dec 20, 2021
ha age 15,17,19 and 20 this is not good.
Konphido(m): 9:33am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
As Baba sick, e be like say Spiritual government come Ban Spiritual sars from highway for awhile make e for take recover the beatings wey e chop wey come accumulate.

Omonh, this episode; viewers discretion is advised..

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Holywizard: 9:36am On Dec 20, 2021
I sent this thread link to my friends and they have been scared.
I have warned them about going to unnecessary parties hosted by niggas because of sacrifices and a lot of them thought I was joking.
This thread has confirmed what I've been telling them.
One of my guys even told me about someone he once knew. The baba gave him a local pot to put under his car's front seat. Any girl that sits on it will automatically lose her destiny and stars.
All he was doing was just giving girls lift.
Mr Dodoatirice pls me, even if na 1k. I've been out of job for 8months, na just house I dey.
I'm an unemployed graduate for now.
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Haakeem(m): 9:49am On Dec 20, 2021
Nice update dodoatirice.
Corbin: 9:49am On Dec 20, 2021
dodoatirice:
Sorry, i was going to try on the giveaway last night. But services dey do anyhow.

My top readers and top commenters from the very beginning and then the rest will follow. I’m going to drive into town today and will notify the thread asap. Noor vex people if na Ajah i dey, i for don run many many for una.

But stay tuned as i will keep y’all update. But truth be told, Saturday na xmas ke??
nice
DSC7: 9:58am On Dec 20, 2021
Nawaooo.... shocked shocked shocked

Wetin guys dey do for the mullah mouth no fit talk am finish.... lipsrsealed

Dodoatirice u re doing well Brodaman..
Epeegee(m): 10:16am On Dec 20, 2021
Mr dodoatirice no forget us for here,olorun awa pelu yin o

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