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With Ronaldo and Cavani, we have the 2 best headers in the league.

slimghost:
Imagine Cavani and Ronaldo inside your 18 yard box. Just get that ball in!!

i want see a front three of ronaldo, cavani and rashford

TheLequte:


He used VDB and Matic in midfield in the last preseason game and said the first EPL game was a toss up between the duo.

VDB also played the last indoors game vs Stoke City and he blocked a loan move for him to Everton.

I just hope he knows what he’s doing.

Ole did the same last season for Romero he frozen him out of the team and didn’t let him move to Everton

kokanepyramid:

If I see that 50k now ehn I fit enter Maldives for honeymoon

You don marry?

afrodoc2:


But the guy too sharp. Was he not the one that became so humble that his creditor had to let him go.

Omo plenty case dey dis zanga.

The matter weak even Blueraydick. Baba no come know wetin to do

The fact that Dozie was ready to dance naked on these streets cracked everyone up.

How far your man eruditor?

Oasis007:


There is only one King! Cristiano of House Ronaldo. First of his Name, breaker of Records, king of all footballers and protector of football heritage.

There's only one king and greatest of all time. The best footballer on planet earth, King Messi

TheLequte:


He used VDB and Matic in midfield in the last preseason game and said the first EPL game was a toss up between the duo.

VDB also played the last indoors game vs Stoke City and he blocked a loan move for him to Everton.

I just hope he knows what he’s doing.

With Matic on the field, I don't think VDB was the CDM. It will be interesting to see how he functions there

Oasis007:

From Human
To Machine

He's a fuckin Terminator!!!

He's a beast

Omooooo who be this one

eph12:

You don marry?

In the pipe man

Skimpledawg:

Na the matter wey dey shock me gan Doc.

Itsmedozie's was the funniest reneged bets I've seen on this platform, man danced naked in the market Square for Blueraydick

How far Swissh na?

Skimpledawg:

The matter weak even Blueraydick. Baba no come know wetin to do

The fact that Dozie was ready to dance naked on these streets cracked everyone up.

How far your man eruditor?

He is still here. Just that he ate his own hands and so he is unable to and type.

Plenty grammar. Zero kobo

kokanepyramid:

In the pipe man

Nice one

afrodoc2:


The guy go dey here using a different moniker. Many paper tigers dey this forum.

Person go dey boast and make bet with amount that his whole entire clan no fit pay up.

O wrong nau

afrodoc2:


The guy go dey here using a different moniker. Many paper tigers dey this forum.

Person go dey boast and make bet with amount that his whole entire clan no fit pay up.

entire clan ke??

Kai... Doc go use laugh kill person las las

Bombblacks:
With Ronaldo and Cavani, we have the 2 best headers in the league.

If the coach knows what he’s doing, this two can form the deadliest attack in the league.

I love the fact that we now have great options in the air, which can be utilized by Shaw, Bruno and AWB. Options so good that the cross doesn’t even have to be perfect or good, just average at least.

Push comes to shove, we outscore our opponents.

Make Ronaldo collect captain armband abeg

olabode89:


entire clan ke??

Kai... Doc go use laugh kill person las las

Those guys embarrassed us. Disappearing over 50k that they did not force you to bet.

afrodoc2:


The guy go dey here using a different moniker. Many paper tigers dey this forum.

Person go dey boast and make bet with amount that his whole entire clan no fit pay up

I thought you was supposed to save lives sir

afrodoc2:


He is still here. Just that he ate his own hands and so he is unable to and type.

Plenty grammar. Zero kobo

May that not be our portion o

benji93:
In 2015/2016 season, his last year at BVB before he left, Mkhitaryan totaled 31 Gs and As. You should have checked the stats instead of the usual uninformed "I'm sure blablabla" .Although he dipped the following year, Sancho averaged 34 contributions in the 2019/20 season(his maximum). Are those totals any close? Bear in mind i was actually referring to their performances the season before they ed Man Utd. And although, yes we have had good players from lower-rated teams, history tells us you may want to be careful with respect to looking at those numbers, and Mkhitaryan is one example, especially becos he came from the same team. A player who was great in Bundesliga may turn out not so good in the premier league. So no, the word good is not necessarily universal. In the case of Sancho, although i would rather not be the bearer of bad news, i think he will not be anywhere impressive. I would like to be wrong and only time will terll.

I think it's imperative you understand that too much cap no dey full basket

Henrik Mkhitaryan
90 games
6927 mins
23G/28A 51GA
0.56G/A (0.66)
Left at 26 after 3 seasons

Jadon Sancho
104 games
7500 mins
38G/45A 83GA
0.79G/A (0.99)
Left at 20 after 4 seasons

the only thing identical about both is minutes played. they don't belong in same bracket. do the math.

benji93:
In 2015/2016 season, his last year at BVB before he left, Mkhitaryan totaled 31 Gs and As. You should have checked the stats instead of the usual uninformed "I'm sure blablabla" .Although he dipped the following year, Sancho averaged 34 contributions in the 2019/20 season(his maximum). Are those totals any close? Bear in mind i was actually referring to their performances the season before they ed Man Utd. And although, yes we have had good players from lower-rated teams, history tells us you may want to be careful with respect to looking at those numbers, and Mkhitaryan is one example, especially becos he came from the same team. A player who was great in Bundesliga may turn out not so good in the premier league. So no, the word good is not necessarily universal. In the case of Sancho, although i would rather not be the bearer of bad news, i think he will not be anywhere impressive. I would like to be wrong and only time will terll.

What was Mkhitaryan stats in previous years? I'm curious. Cuz we didn't sign Sancho based on a year stats. We signed him based on consistent performances both in their league and the UCL over more than 3 years.

benji93:
You have all told us that he better win a trophy this season, which is fair. If i have 1000 naira and i decide to place all of it on a position, and you tell me history takes the route of the opposite position, i would reconsider my bet, maybe not go forward with it, or hedge my bets. Certainly, we can check history for the number of cases where a manager won without a CDM, even recently. If that has happened even 10% of the time, then I'll reconsider my position on the importance of a CDM to a winning team. Very simple.

You should be asking Ole this question cuz no be me no want DM. Been shouting about the DM position for like 3 years now. My old posts are there.

The only player we were linked to that can really play the position was Neves. And he was fvcking 3rd choice!

Bruno Penaldes: I was at school for an exam today. When the exam was about to start, I found out that I had forgotten my pen at home. I looked to my left and saw a man with a dozen pens. It was PENALDO. I asked for a pen but he refused to give me one!! Shame on you Penaldo.

IFuckYourMama:
Bruno Penaldes: I was at school for an exam today. When the exam was about to start, I found out that I had forgotten my pen at home. I looked to my left and saw a man with a dozen pens. It was PENALDO. I asked for a pen but he refused to give me one!! Shame on you Penaldo.

Do you have an Instagram ??

So I can follow you up for some daily Jokes.

elrony:
Make Ronaldo collect captain armband abeg

Nezzjnr:

Do you have an Instagram ??

So I can follow you up for some daily Jokes.

Swissh dan settle you

Skimpledawg:

Na the matter wey dey shock me gan Doc.

Itsmedozie's was the funniest reneged bets I've seen on this platform, man danced naked in the market Square for Blueraydick

Nezzjnr:

Do you have an Instagram ??

So I can follow you up for some daily Jokes.

Una just they give that guy bot left and right

adebayo201:

Nezzjnr:

Do you have an Instagram ??

So I can follow you up for some daily Jokes.