NewStats: 3,264,265 , 8,183,156 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 11:27 AM m734r

CapitalCee:


Every body takes free kicks

Yup

afrodoc2:




That comedian should stop disturbing serious people and move away from dead ball situations. The left footer involved should be Mason Greenwood.

Why are you doing this, comrade?

Eph12, what do you think?

elrony:


Why are you doing this, comrade?

Eph12, what do you think?

Na fact now. He is not a real threat and the opponents know this, and as such he does not serve as a viable option or even as a decoy.

afrodoc2:


Na fact now. He is not a real threat and the opponents know this, and as such he does not serve as a viable option or even as a decoy.

Heard he scores some during training according to Bruno, anyways Mason should start asking to try his luck with free kicks too

Ole wasted money on Van De Beek(£35m), Amad(£20m), Pellistri(£8m), Daniel James(£15m)

That’s almost £80m that could have gotten 2 elite DMs in the last 2 years. United are well stacked in all other departments but empty in the midfield role.

Ole has turned this team into a doughnut.

elrony:


Heard he scores some during training according to Bruno, anyways Mason should start asking to try his luck with free kicks too

If Mason s Bruno (or CR7) for free kicks he will be a more useful decoy even if he doesn't actually take the kicks.

elrony:


Heard he scores some during training according to Bruno, anyways Mason should start asking to try his luck with free kicks too

Against DeGea

Make I no show you DDG freekick conceded stats o

izzou:


Fred can do no wrong in Ephraim's eyes

Illimitable:
Ole wasted money on Van De Beek(£35m), Amad(£20m), Pellistri(£8m), Daniel James(£15m)

That’s almost £80m that could have gotten 2 elite DMs in the last 2 years. United are well stacked in all other departments but empty in the midfield role.

Ole has turned this team into a doughnut.

How is buying a player 15m and then selling them for 30m a waste of money?

izzou:


Wetin Una need CDM for?

You guys better win a trophy with the arrival of Ororo.

Or else.... Mukkyna go lock this thread because of the trolling wey go shele here

CapitalCee:
if this people no sign CDM, then there is an existential problem in the club.

Just read something that ole wants a DM but the club is reluctant because there are 6 options already.

I am now like which fvcking options

Illimitable:


CR7 - freekicks
Bruno - penalty kicks

CR7 freekick? nahh

Bruno should take the freekick.

Freekick scored from 2018 - 2021

Ronaldo - 1
Bruno - 8

izzou:


I know I don't know ball, but it would never change the fact that Fred is an average player.

Yes, he has a good work rate. He can run from Jerusalem to Mecca in 120 minutes. But there's nothing special about him. I'm not surprised you see him as a very good player. It tells a lot about how you watch matches.


I am happy for Joriginho. He was at the right teams, at the right time, but I beg to differ. He was not instrumental in our UCL win.

Keep watching ball sir. It won't change the fact that Fred does not deserve to wear a United shirt. Make him go Crystal palace. That's where he belongs.

Wahala

patrickmuf:
Did you read that we had agreed a deal with Feyenoord already before he sustained that injury in training?

After it was reported that we had agreed a deal for Varane, did you see him training with Real?

Chong agreed a deal and still went for preseason training and featured in preseason matches, die the talk biko. E no make sense. Na training e wound not a match.

izzou:


Yes, the boys on the streets are average. Majority to be precise.

They play for fun. The ones on TV take it as a profession. They have specified trainings, diets and are involved in more game time in a year than what the boys on the streets would play in their entire life

You know what they say about Practice makes perfect? It applies here. So definitely, the man in a club in Europe or Asia or Africa is more likely to be better than the boy that plays only on Saturday mornings


Now, explain to us how Jorginho was instrumental to Chelsea's UCL win.



I want to prove to Fred that you his ardent disciple, no Sabi ball

Na wa oh
O wrong nau!!!!!!!

KingAlabi:

Chong agreed a deal and still went for preseason training and featured in preseason matches, die the talk biko. E no make sense. Na training e wound not a match.

Na free loan deal Patrick dey take serious like this.

Any serious injury even after ing Feyenoord, the loan deal go cancel.

slimghost:
“My first domestic League, my first Cup, my first call to the Portuguese National team, my first Champions League, my first Golden Boot and my first Ballon d’Or, they were all born from this special connection between me and the Red Devils. History has been written in the past and history will be written once again! You have my word!

“I’m right here!

“I’m back where I belong!

“Let’s make it happen once again!

“PS - Sir Alex, this one is for you…”

Goosebumps!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!

Hope He is aware Ole is our Manager?

izzou:
It's rather insulting that two grown adults would be discussing, and because you have a different opinion, the next thing you'll read is "you no Sabi ball".

You will explain to us all how Jorginho was instrumental to Chelsea's UCL win.

Come and tell how how much you know ball

I don laugh tire.

izzou:


Yes, the boys on the streets are average. Majority to be precise.

They play for fun. The ones on TV take it as a profession. They have specified trainings, diets and are involved in more game time in a year than what the boys on the streets would play in their entire life

You know what they say about Practice makes perfect? It applies here. So definitely, the man in a club in Europe or Asia or Africa is more likely to be better than the boy that plays only on Saturday mornings


Now, explain to us how Jorginho was instrumental to Chelsea's UCL win.

I want to prove to Fred that you his ardent disciple, no Sabi ball

You don hold Eph for blokos

Expert17:


Na free loan deal Patrick dey take serious like this.

Any serious injury even after ing Feyenoord, the loan deal go cancel.

Him no sabi that one na, abi mengi no return to United after him injury?

afrodoc2:


In 3 seasons with Juventus how many free kicks did CR7 score? Let us compare with Bruno Fernandes over the last 3 seasons.

CR7 will most likely take over free kick and penalty duties but let us not pretend that it is because he is better.

It ain't because he's better of course, but respect.

Oasis007:


It ain't because of he's better of course, but respect.

We dey find 3 points to win trophy, you dey talk respect

Make CR7 rest abeg

izzou:


You said this



Maybe you don't understand the meaning of Couple of knockout matches, but kindly show me how many games Jorginho appeared.

At least, your fellow Scummites know they can't take you seriously

izzou:


Again, you dive deeply into the mud

I just showed you a screenshot from UEFA's site. The people wey they give players the MOTM award. The organisers of the competition itself

And you're asking me to check Whoscored?

Jehovah Nissi

Do you know what MOTM is?

TheLequte:


How is buying a player 15m and then selling them for 30m a waste of money?

Agenda >>>> Facts chief

Oasis007:


It ain't because of he's better of course, but respect.

You go fit in well with Amaka, Phelan and rest of all those guys. Shey na respect we go celebrate?

Our best penalty taker and best free kick taker should take those kicks unless we are already leading by gazilion goals and someone needs to complete a hat trick or something similar.

That is the ideal but of course i am sure they will toe the respect line and give everything to CR7.

Oasis007:
Edinson Cavani will not Barcelona. He’s not leaving Manchester United in the final hours of the market, confirmed by all parties involved.

- Fabrizio Romano

Shey Barcelona dey craze ni? Where will they even see money to him? Cavani go no where....

TheLequte:


How is buying a player 15m and then selling them for 30m a waste of money?

Because that profit is not going into squad investment.

James’ transfer fee will go into buying another yacht for one of the Glazers in Miami.

I would rather we got an elite CDM instead of g and selling Daniel James. His arrival and departure contributed nothing to the squad.

Expert17:


We dey find 3 points to win trophy, you dey talk respect

Make CR7 rest abeg

CR7 is more likely to score fk at United than Bruno? You disagree?!

afrodoc2:


You go fit in well with Amaka, Phelan and rest of all those guys. Shey na respect we go celebrate?

Our best penalty taker and best free kick taker should take those kicks unless we are already leading by gazilion goals and someone needs to complete a hat trick or something similar.

That is the ideal but of course i am sure they will toe the respect line and give everything to CR7.

If dem go add me the Crew, I no go mind. Na Olein straight-up.

Expert17:


CR7 freekick? nahh

Bruno should take the freekick.

Freekick scored from 2018 - 2021

Ronaldo - 1
Bruno - 8

Why are you counting from 2018? Ronaldo’s career started in 2018 or what’s the purpose of cutting it to the last 3 years?

I can also say Bruno scored close to 80% of his free kicks in a farmer’s league in Portugal where majority of the defenders are part-time ritualists.

Oasis007:


........ That's why CR7 should take over without debate.

Greenwood should be taking free kicks...