NewStats: 3,265,241 , 8,186,103 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 02:48 AM 45hr

Which item comes to your mind first?

My life

Please take a box of matches and small piece of mirror if you can. This war and you might just need to burn something down.

Chiino:
My life

Your life is not an item. You already have it with you.

ygowon:
u dey mad

Lol... for me I took my lappy first. Although it was one clothe they said I should take but the data and personal files wey dey that laptop no get backup.

2. My phone tho. battery was low about 30% (instant regret for me).

I didn't take water, 'cause water is everywhere. But I carried almost all my money sha...

Dis kain packing you don't if you're coming back or not. But you just have to deceive yourself and others that they are coming back before load too plenty.

The thing is one hour gives you enough time to think about those items that really matters in your life. You go even get time get small food sef.

I looked for my small bible, I couldn't find it. (Thank God I get bible for phone)

Then I my CERTIFICATES Chai!!
As an ission seeker this is very very important 'cause when the crisis is over I will still have to go to school.
Thank God I had already filed the important ones like primary school and rest specially. I just took them at once.

But it was a hard decision. If I take them along and our car was attacked, I will have to Japa and leave them o. and if I leave them behind, those rascals might burn still down the house.

I took my one piece of cloth then went for common items like pens, exercise book, charger, earpiece and sponge.

A car is very important. Wahala for people wey no get motor. Our legendary Japa™ would have been difficult without it.

Sha...this made me realized that I don't really need most of my 'stuffs' to survive.
But I have this feeling that I forgot something important.

Fight back and kill all the terrorists and their leaders.

juman:
Fight back and kill all the terrorists and their leaders.

Stay back and fight kini? Na avengers endgame you think say you dey watch?

My phone, wallet and backpack

It depends on how close. The only thing I will probably be thinking of holding is my pump action. Nothing else. Life matters and must be preserved

Anon4:
Stay back and fight kini? Na avengers endgame you think say you dey watch?

You are a coward.
Go and read how your forefathers repelled attacks and keep tight to their ancestral land.

My Girl and some weapon then my SUV.

juman:


You are a coward.
Go and read how your forefathers repelled attacks and keep tight to their ancestral land.

There was a community they attacked in this state and since it was it in the afternoon. the local vigilantes told everybody to come out with what ever they had. Knives, mortars, cutlasses, talktrue etc.. And they did.
When the bandits abi na bokoharam self saw the multitude they lost courage and the community was able to chase them far away. But like I said it was in the afternoon
if they come in night don't you know that there will be confusion everywhere. You won't even know the direction they are coming from till they reach your compound.

I pick only my fully loaded AK47 with my entire armory and kill them all.

TimeTraveler369:
I pick only my fully loaded AK47 with my entire armory and kill them all.

. Guy, be realistic. You don't have any AK47 anywhere and even if you have; Highest you will shoot only one bokoharam and the others will happiliy round you up on spot.

Anon4:
. Guy, be realistic. You don't have any AK47 anywhere and even if you have; Highest you will shoot only one bokoharam and the others will happiliy round you up on spot.

Speak for yourself, I am Yellow Lunar Warrior.

Anon4:
There was a community they attacked in this state and since it was it in the afternoon. the local vigilantes told everybody to come out with what ever they had. Knives, mortars, cutlasses, talktrue etc.. And they did.
When the bandits abi na bokoharam self saw the multitude they lost courage and the community was able to chase them far away. But like I said it was in the afternoon
if they come in night don't you know that there will be confusion everywhere. You won't even know the direction they are coming from till they reach your compound.

You must be a kid.
Nigeria is war situation.
Its like yemen situation.
You have your own force to fight the terrorists.

To kill them in large numbers.

Hmm

They can't try it

An Israeli made uzzi submaching gum and a box of ammo

Anon4:
Which item comes to your mind first?

water

Anon4:
Which item comes to your mind first?

Make them come! E go clear for their eyes to know southerners are well armed and ready. You think say we be like West wey no know anything other than Owambe morning til night. We do not have the seas for nothing! E go shock north the kind tools south get in stock for any invasion. Even our governors are in secret and Lowkey of southern arsenals.

ictjobber:
My phone, wallet and backpack

Dora the escaper

A kitchen knife, phone/power bank, 1litre of suger and salt mixture.

juman:


You must be a kid.
Nigeria is war situation.
Its like yemen situation.
You have your own force to fight the terrorists.

To kill them in large numbers.

Do you have any force down south apart from ESN and Amotekun?

The Billionaire Pastor of House On The Rock church seems to have lost faith in Nigeria completely. Here his advice to Nigerians.

Watch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qzWbhWfBWo

Wow !!! Really ? Kai, how do we see everything as a joke

Labitec:
They can't try it

They obviously can. They have done it before and they are still doing it.

If terrorists approach my hideout and I have ten minutes to escape I would consider the following items.

1. My guns and ammo.

2. My ports.

3. My laptop

4. My inflatable sex dolls, leaving behind the expired and worn-out one for the Bokos to enjoy so as to buy me time to escape.

5. 3 Congos of garri

6. 3 pieces of stock fish

7. My juju talismans


God breast Nigeria

pointblank247:
An Israeli made uzzi submaching gum and a box of ammo

Imaging carrying this about. If you look like an aboki, police will think you are one of the bandits and shoot you lol.

rex444:
Wow !!! Really ? Kai, how do we see everything as a joke

Which part of it seems like a joke?

Jakumo:
If terrorists approach my hideout and I have ten minutes to escape I would consider the following items.

1. My guns and ammo.

2. My ports.

3. My laptop

4. My inflatable sex dolls, leaving behind the expired and worn-out one for the Bokos to enjoy so as to buy me time to escape.

5. 3 Congos of garri

6. 3 pieces of stock fish

7. My juju talismans


God breast Nigeria

If you have a family that 10 minutes will be like 30 seconds. Won't you carry any spare clothes? You might need them.

My 12 guage shot gun and serrated machete