NewStats: 3,265,032 , 8,185,381 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 08:16 AM 5h5j5

....on which roads....?!
The roads are craters....in Lagos.
Governor go to the inner road routes that affect the people and task the LGs to get to work..... Lagos is working.....
We need to see action and most importantly....a sustained one...

Na Naija be this

I like bats......
BAT...?!

...a little bit late.....better than never
That's the move......more to come...?!

Is this not the individual that El Ruffian claimed they thought best to see that BAT won on an M- M ticket.....
Wish all butt side showed the shit they spewed.....
None of us is greater than the Creator.......

All those Eko oni baje.oooi.!!!!!
With all the resources....?!
This is what a place like Lagos ought to be in the lead- the money is here, the organization....name it.
But, with statements of Obasa and co.....how will we think that inviting such kid, giving him royalty, collaborating and exploiting this gift and expanding industry would have been probably the way to go
Unfortunately, his region's leaders are quite myopic in this areas - human development.....
Bless you for deliberately dropping from school to chase your dream.
......shhhhh....so called 1st class engineers struggling to work in banks and services industries.......
Out

Read in between and you will see the political connotations
He said he was neutral...and went on to influence whi would later be the eventual 'selected'....?!

If he was not in good with BAT , then isn't it for a reason which is personal, and also to the sect that feel they latently run this country....

Why not talk about how he would foster good living between Muslims and their brothers in KD....like we don't know the underlining circumstances.

We are not bluffed.
He worked with others for the selection of the choice they feel is the best for Nigeria....( that is minus Christian foothold in sectional or national politics....)
Proof wrong

LagosFirstSon:
Buhari is the biggest scam artist ever known to Nigerians

We're we not there....?!
Now na Southerner, na to get mouth up and down
Probe them BAT and I go make my boy marry your great grand daughter

Northern leaders should go to Sweden sharp......
Konji dey injure tem up there and dem get some bad babes......
Agro is real.....let the price of .... Osho reduce and see this sodomy reduce.
Advice to them up North

isabi2lof:
There's no good man out there , all of them are just the same , you just have to pay a deaf ears to somethings in your marriage, if not you won't have peace.

It's special to appreciate that while he searched he found you.... unfortunately, the ladies forget they searched and wat they got they weren't just good enough.

My wife could not lose me..
I promised to see her till it ends.....
Only men like me keep such......no boasts.....
I'm trying to be a man everyday

Farid24224:
Messi had the better career, but Ronaldo is the GOAT ❤️💯💯

Contradictory.....
No be NAIJA.....with sELECTED presido.....!!!

triple996:
This man
But el rufa'i remains kaduna best governor for now

Notice one thing....?!
Beautiful cities around the world continue to float in the blood of it's citizens.
Take Chicago, Mexico, Berlin, etc
The edifices are wow, the blood letting.....another level
Kaduna....I shed so many tears

HacheNoire:
Why I hate Nigerian music industry. They don’t kill each other.

They need to be taking their beef to another level, thats what makes the industry interesting.

Wizkid’s crew should smoke Davido, and retaliation would take down Wizkid. From there, Mayorkun and Peruzzi would be smoked, and the retaliations and counter retaliation will keep going on.

We can’t just be listening to musics and beefs, without people dying.

They need step up the game.

My mehn.....?!
That's why you don't fk with Yankee

You can choose to lead......
Many men have balls but the leaders is what this country deserve...
One who will whip us into shape... Take us into the future and tell the truth.

Ni more Northern is Islamic like the rubbish in Kano state.
We all want Lagos like cities where there is openness and the will to be like the future.
Togetherness and discipline.

The GOAT is going bro where GOATs go....
Nike and MJ....now MESSi and ADdidas......
CR7. you're welcome to come west.....not East

We're in an evil spiralled world...
What do you want the US to do...?!
Let Russia win .....and then what, you didn't see their involvement in Afghanistan, Syria....and so on......
America is strong to fight herself and get the best.....
....or let's allow China......then North Korea......?!

As long as this world is together, there must be 1 and the rest....and the US remains and should remain no. 1
Nobody is looking at the future...AI

NzogbuNzogbu:
igbos brought this upon themselves, I hate this victim mentality

The government should rather step in cos more confrontation like during the election is just childplay if the boundaries aren't set

Obviously the absence of it, igbos don't like freedom, they love chains so give them

Like the Django.....Blackman wants freedom, he gets it but returns in chains.
Maybe it's the War.....
Feel for them
Great people....super people....
But.....the Curse.
Even if one becomes the President.... he'll be at best another Obama........
The Political class especially from the North are the true Achilles heel because they encapsulated religion into their lives........grad daughter being 3rd wife.....
The Igbo are progressive but are chained.
Aren't the whole black race.....?!
If this country will survive...we must wake up and kill the sucking mosquito

NzogbuNzogbu:
Kano is under the FG laws which says that alcohol is legal for all and even gives Kano revenue from it

But Kano has a state law that says alcohol is illegal and still collects revenue from it

Igbos keep creating problem for we non igbos in lagos with their tap mouth

All my family in Lagos their is no one that don't own house in lagos, but it's Igbo that started making this a myopic achievement to brag them own Lagos

The Lagos government would not even need to twist too much, their can be a simple law that people from non states xyz would need like sureties etc to get land or buy house

Those stuffs can be so complex you sef would rather stay as tenant

....yes, the typical ideology of the Igbo. But I think it's good for people to wake up to quietly protect the land. For example, selling of land, if the buyer has been born here and have worked, stayed and paid taxes for over say 30 years... ?!
There ought to be latent protections but careful not to incite ethnic segregation.
See this elections, people jus wanted Buhari to go and wanted Obi.....even Lagosians, Yoruba and many more.
However, we saw the use of indigenous incitings jus for the politics.
Land use Acts, birth control and useful Government promulgations should be consistent with the times and Constitution.

Of all moves....?!
As someone cited, na now una eye open....?!
If it's that side, it'll backfire and show how myopic they are.
This state was the country's capital, and it opened up due to the laws and the people. But quietly it has worn this psyche that non Yoruba speaking people even born here for decades are not entitled to a say.
It's a land under the laws of the FG and the Constitution.
If it changes......then ....until then

Mayng01:
From a lawless country to where there is law and order. Didn’t you learn from ekweremadu? Perverts everywhere

Like that Ekweremadu.....
Need to make skits and short movies fast to save our konji guided mofos from falling under village people spell.....
....and guys go dey to think sey their hommy dey that side.
Mumu

Mehn, some.cousins are the bommmmbbbb....!!!!!!
However, I see remorse in the story, so....?!
It humans we're talking here.....
There are worse cases. So focus high, forgive yourself and your cousin and move on.

You don't want to find down the line that you're a stereotype.....

Break free starting here

Looking through the comments, I see that this forum also has low vib and energy individuals who only come here as comics...and not all that optimistic.

Must he finish school, will the parents flog those who gave him advice, he is an adult......
That's the problem here, we so want stereotypes surrounding us that it makes me wonder.....in a world of ugly, bad and good....

I see some trying to help you. Be humble and stick to those.
Go to school, marry a virgin, live in VI.....bla...bla...bla.....like that's all to life.

Be bold to make mistakes.
Jus found out that a fool in Africa can be over the age of 40.... they're everywhere
Good luck
...in addition, once there's internet and you got a good phone you're live.

My banana 🍌

Buhari called the bluff and we fell for it.
We too are the most culprits. But as I'll say, even I be at war with my brother, he's still my brother.......

We're not jus ready to be that, so they don't show the real fear which is to instill the requisite amount of discipline required for the change we deserve.

Don't see any meaningful changes until we be true...brothers.
Such the choice of factors.......
One day, religion, ethnicity and tribal sentiment will be allowed to sit back or we'll see wat we will become .

..... we're still Zombies, yes me and yes, you

seborrhic:
Given time, transport cost and related prices would normalise and reduce from the initial high levels because there would be adjustments and cost saving measures employed by people,forcing transporters to reduce their prices because of reduced patronage.
For eg,many people that work far from their residence would start squatting with friends or find temporary accommodation near their places of work,so if they go Monday they only return weekends.

What is the social and economic implication of such notion....
More broken homes, wayward kids...all in the name to earn a living ....?!
Lagos is a small state, yet moving around in it is so cost....why can't we ask such questions and get answers not excuses - when one breaks the law you face the music, why then does govt that make the law backtrack in its policies and implementations....why...?!

Okwyjesus:
Shame to those painting it as lgbo agenda.

Shame on those who add ethnic color to everything they see lgbo man around.

Shame on all those lgbophobia people that know themselves already

I spit on your ignorance and naive

Unfortunately, they will die and their bones dry but the Igbo will live on....
What about that for truth...?!

I liken it in a statement made on Christianity " many so have the love of Christ but do not have the Fear of God....."
We have created a space in our national life for mediocrity so much that it'll take the mosquito to announce that it has sucked before we slap our skin.
Painful that I see our self inflicted defeat make us give govt and its lackeys more rope in their elongating roles of corruption and we spew out excuses which seem to be wat is left.
Maybe we will be a next Mexico
All I see is let it rain
.....until it falls in you

With the toxicity of modern ladies....no women, not ladies+ Delta state ( SS ) gal wey no get heart or joy.....?!
The guy na crayfish inside Mai Mai ....for this one side.......
Many girls know how to fk guy up.....you know wetin dem dey take.....?!
....12 small stout and loud jus for starters.....
Guys don weak ......
This goes out to the future guys, be warned....many of this to be continued.

[quote author=HacheNoire post=123596168]The same people that will tell you Nigeria is not like UK.

Common tax, they cannot pay!

Same Obidient that was running her mouth like she is a good citizens and ambassador for change, cannot pay common state tax!

She is just a scam like Peter!

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All the women in your harem put together couldn't make such talkless of pay such as personal income tax.
...no go collect tax from cow wey dey run up and down

Why not let us have a two month president...?!

......we have two day old mega problems......

You will see solution

If I catch Mahmud for koro......?!

What a name ....
eF, eF......
....that one F stands for Fanny......
Damn....as FK.....?!

Beremx:
I the strike 💯. Oshiomohole style of industrial action where the nation will be grounded

Wat is the tortoise saying about the strike......
See how shit goes round

So state like Lagos go come get LABYKA, and Agbero wey go dey collect bicycle levy.....

Mofo......awon werey.....?!