patrao: 7:16pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
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patrao: 11:39pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
I was a strong beliver that no more list will be released, until I was asked one question
"Why have uniben not released instruction on paying acceptance fee or ission letter"
The same person that asked, answerd
"Cos they aint done with itting"
Now, am officially confused
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patrao: 11:15am On Nov 10, 2016 |
oisujeh:
I have seen 270 geology, yet no ission
WTF
From wat state??
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patrao: 10:46am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Its crazy how a dude with 211 from delta state got geology, and another from imo with 230 could not get geology or anyother course
Lmao
#shmG
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patrao: 8:26am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Finally, the list is out and we are having a party in the thread
Cool
Don't wanna be a bearer of bad news, but I doubt if anymore list is coming out
-- people from 1st, 2nd and 3rd batch have been itted
-- some peeps got d 1st choice course, odas got dere 2nd choice course, while some have been given courses
I doubt if any oda list is gonna come out, but I stand 2 b corrected
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patrao: 1:05am On Nov 08, 2016 |
Wow, if this new bench mark stuff is 4 real, then geology has moved from 200-210
I hope its true sha
#wink
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patrao: 11:56am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Geofavor:
your mental faculty needs a total overhaul.
I've gained an interest in you, uniben and geology ba??
Make we no talk like market women,
I just hope your not forgetful
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patrao: 7:32am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Iykestix:
I posted something i saw here about uniben having a new site (uniben.org) on the uniben facebook group and i got blocked.
The dude who posted that stuff here was lucky not to have been blocked and his dogs (ers) kicked out.
I guess now you can only rely on NL nd whatsapp groups for info
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patrao: 8:21pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Phranex:
I pity anybody hu pays on that site... This is called phishing
Lots of ignorant ppl here baba
Free dem make dem click and pay
Please go ahead and click and pay
Dem don dey warn dem, dey no 1 hear
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patrao: 7:14pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Don't be fooled, that's a scam page, its a free site from godaddy.
Don't even click the link
But if ur so stupid, proceed and you will have urself to blame
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patrao: 7:11pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Geofavor:
Why are you guys always quick to attack people? Always ask or make findings before concluding.
The info is very valid!
Guy ur a fool and I can see dat ur part of dis scam
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patrao: 7:07pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
AngryArmani:
MyUniBen Starts Operation
MyUniben portal has begun operation, please see steps below:
PROCEDURE FOR CHECKING ISSION STATUS.
Log onto the university’s portal (www.myuniben.org);
I wanted to ignore but I won't
Guy your a bloody scammer and na kids u one scam
Guy drop ur # make I reason bta site nd sell u sure leeds, link and tools
U dey F up
Go to ission on the drop down click on check Status;
On the page, type your Application Number correctly in the space provided and
click on “Submit”.
Confirm Application number and click to proceed to check your ission Status.
PROCEDURE FOR PAYMENT FOR ACCEPTANCE FEE/CLEARANCE.
Log onto the university’s portal (www.myuniben.org);
Go to ission on the drop down click ‘’Clearance’’ on the home page;
Enter Application No. and Click on ‘Pay with Remita’ to pay your Acceptance/Clearance Fee.
Please note the Reference. No. generated.
PROCEDURE FOR CHECKING CLEARANCE STATUS
Go to ission on the drop down click ‘’Clearance’’ on the home page
Enter your Application Number in the space provided and input your Reference no in the Pin No field; click on “Submit”. This prompts you to further confirm your Application Number. Click on the Proceed button again if the supplied information is correct;
The Online Clearance and Eligibility page will then be displayed. You are expected to update and all required information.
Then, you are expected to check your Clearance and Eligibility on the portal periodically till the system displays that you have been cleared. Once you have been cleared then print a copy of your e-Clearance slip then proceed to pay your fees on the portal.
FEE PAYMENT PROCESS ON THE PORTAL.
Log onto www.myuniben.org
Click on the Student or hyperlink on the home page. Enter your Application Number as name and ‘’ as ;
On the welcome screen, ensure you carefully read the of Use Agreement with respect to the portal. To proceed with your fees payment, click on the I Agree button below the page.
On the Post page. Click on Pay Your FEES (located at the top right hand side of the page) to proceed with your schools fees payment;
Check School fees and click on Add Selected Items to My Fees List then Confirm Payment;
Select REMITA as mode of payment and click on Pay Now if the name displayed matches yours, confirm the dialogue box twice to proceed.
Click Proceed button to continue payment process;
Select any of the available Nigerian local cards (ATM).
A pop up comes out with Debit/Credit card information which thereafter you click on proceed.
Select your card type and input your Card information and click on PAY;
NB:
After a successful payment, click the FINISH button to complete the process of fee payment.
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patrao: 3:48pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
UNIBEN UPDATE*
Information just reaching us now is that no update yet and let the waiting continue
Any aspirant who is tired of waiting can those in school all ready claiming 100 level
You are free to even pay the acceptance fee and school fee and rent an apartment of K
For those who don't mind the waiting, the lord is your strenght
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patrao: 9:34pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
chem112:
when I read d first four lines I was thinking d list has just been released only to find u talking about chibok girls
Lol
Gotcha
Worryless or worrymore, the list will be out when d ppl untop of d food chain feel fit
Our worries nd tension won't pull it dowm
So chill bro
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patrao: 9:32pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Geofavor:
Lol. You're looking for trouble. This is serious, man. Make jokes, but it shouldn't be related to this ission ishh. Your timing is wrong.
It seems you haven't noticed the blood in everyone's eyes. These guys aren't in the mood to laugh.
I've been insulted and bashed by small bois in dis room already
What do I have to lose nd besides d tension is so high and droup activity so low
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patrao: 9:14pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
FINALLY OOOOOOOO
The wait is over
Thank God
Its been confirmed
Some chibok girls have been freed
Lol  ?
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patrao: 4:29pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
prof1999:
I YOU MAN,THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD ,NOW THEY CHANGED IT TO WERE THEY CAN ABUSE THEMSELVES FOR NO REASON
Asin eyy
And I bet you, if you meet some of the dudes always picking up fights and insults face to face, they won't be able to look u in d face and talk to you
Ani how sha,
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patrao: 1:05pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
This place is becoming too toxic
What is it gonna cost to see a post u dnt like and ignore it
I don't think anybody here is the reason behind the hardship in your family
Let's stop venting our frustration here
Nawa ooo
...
I see nothing in making a joke to lighten d tension
Anyhow sha
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patrao: 12:58pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
SantiRAMBO:
You kinda lack common sense
Lol
Is this when I hit back @ u??
Naa, u aint worth it
But I feel ur pain, your just a frustrated boi
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patrao: 12:02pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
chem112:
pls can anybody go to uniben and check if they have really released the the list
Yea I can
Just send my TP, hotel nd feeding money 4 2days
I volunteer for dis selfless service
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patrao: 3:28pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
YorubasAreStupid:
real bullshít bro. Real bullshìt, since ELDS consists of all states in the northern hemisphere, i see it as a chance to favour the illiterate northerners were no wan go school uniben is eager to meet up with the deadline for ission procedures this year, they won't have such time grading your o level with jamb to give you your aggregate.
No, NEVER.
I got c5 parallel too and the useless universities in the south wäste brown roof republic denied me ission even with my utme score of 265.
Uniben won't follow suit, their ission criteria is solely relied on your Jamb Score.
that nonsense jamb duration result of a shít will kickstart next year
tribalism has always been since the days of adam and will always exist till Jesus comes.
Blame the Northeners and the Yo'ròbbers they started it first.
grace failed me and disappointed me this year, after all the prayers and fastings
Bro, ur response is dope, but don't feel bad, grace is preparing greater things for you
#smile
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patrao: 3:25pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Creeza:
Bold: the only reasonable statements, Others : pathetic and pointless.
How do you expect to be ittd without any criteria. MY guy I think you are high on "weed" or "stupidity".
If Uniben eventually adopts these guidelines, they will be the only(and I mean it : one and only) school to follow initial instruction of jamb.
jamb photocard g huh?
Yes u do cox you saw it on your screening day. Now my question to end this class : how many schools provided photocard for aspirants to sign?
Dude
I see you are hungry for the attention your LovePeddler mom neva gave to you,
You won't get that attention from me or NL
Ur free to keep spitting shit
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patrao: 1:32pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
With this MERIT, CATCHMENT and the 3RD BULLSHIT what are tHe chances of someone from imo state aspiring for geology with 230 in jamb and C5 throughout in O level 
And with jamb now having a longer life spam, do u tink courses and institution can be altered 
Things like catchment in a federal sch is proof dat tribalism is going nowhere in nigeria
Anyhow sha, GRACE is always a criteria
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patrao: 1:20pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
YorubasAreStupid:
merit and catchment?
This is exactly the pattern of ission that both FG and JAMB ordered all institutions to abide by.
chai see as i take carry my hand spoil my ission this year.
Unilag e no go better for una ooo.
Sha can't blame myself though.
Yorubber people no dey everly get sense
My guy
Wud up
I can see you wana lighten d mood in d room
Some guys said uve been blocked or somtin
You make me wish this was more than an online forum, laff 4 don kill me by now
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patrao: 5:10pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
Ksslib:
What's the use of a 'check ission status' portal that has not shown any candidate the sacred word "itted" ?
What's the use of beating yourself up over an unofficial link that as at the time of this post remains useless?
Is your kofa page showing 'Submitted' or not? Isn't the information on your kofa page-- the same page that Uniben who will it you specifically assigned to you-- the most important thing you should be bothered about for now?
Life is Very Very simple. But una just want to dey complicate issues and gives unaselves unnecessary headache.
I think what you should do is go to the auditorium and tell them that you checked an ission status link they never told you to check in the first place via any notice on kofa, and the-same link is saying your application has not been submitted. They will know how to answer you best.
See, just relax and forget about any check this check whatever link circulating that will do your already anxious self more harm than good. When the list is out, everybody will know.
Lmao
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patrao: 1:47pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Dude u wana scam students??
And your name is TUNDE
Na wa oooo
Lol
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patrao: 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
YorubasAreStupid:
yeah i couldn't get ission not because i failed like Pprovost but because a useless yoruba fool and a northern rogue came up with a policy that dampened my ission chances.
Get that into your dilapidating skull fool.
Why are you guys attacking this dude, he has the right to say wat he wants, you ida accept or reject his opinion
Afta all 85% of u call foolish pple aboki or malam... And ur nva attacked
Dude feel free joor
Expres urself
I paid 4400 frm benin 2 lag cos of stupid leaders
Vent ur anger abeg, bt dis is uniben ission tread nd nt politics thread
As for me, white ppl dat are stupid
Lmao
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patrao: 2:00pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
veykey:
Patrao I was told the same thing but I went the next day and was able to do it
Told what and did what??
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patrao: 11:46am On Oct 06, 2016 |
Geofavor:
hey bro,
Please don't drag this issue further. For him to have a daughter old enough to be vying for ission, he is probably not anyone's mate here. He's Just a concerned dad.
You made a mistake by assuming 'his gal' was his boo. His reply was somehow, I know.
You're also vying for geology right? Have you been screened?
Ya, I have. But to be screened is one thing and to be itted is another
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patrao: 7:43am On Oct 06, 2016 |
Josephamstrong1:
"My gal"
Ur retard maggot infested skull cudn't allow u to be sensitive in ya choice of words.
Go patronise CD companies where u deposit ya watery product.
Wen u ready to get a gal child to call ya gal... Quote me. Fool!
Lmao
The ish here is you've got trust issue, and its shamefull to have brought it up here
Am sure if "your gal" sees your post, she is gonna be so disapointed
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patrao: 7:29am On Oct 06, 2016 |
Josephamstrong1:
Pls did Uniben proposed writing screening today?
My gal left for Screening on Monday. said, much crowd dat they cudn't write again...til Monday. plz hw true?
What a shame on you
You don't trust her??
I wish I could tell you its a lie so you Bleep up and sHe gets a better dude, bt unfortunately, its trus
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patrao: 4:48am On Oct 03, 2016 |
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My date and time is tuesday, 9am
Going to benin from lag on monday,
If your in the same ish, let's hook up via whatsapp
08062528599
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