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Pandalytics: 11:25am On Nov 26, 2024
I can bet that the perpetrators are from a particular tribe. Only After Money They don't mind putting innocent people's lives at risk. sad sad

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Pandalytics: 1:18pm On Oct 09, 2024
agadez007:
hide face bro

GO and bury your head under sand.
Usasi ko usasi ni

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Pandalytics: 1:16pm On Oct 09, 2024
Tallesty1:
The way you people think dey tire me sometimes. Na the only person wey come first in example ? So because Yoruba eat more pepper than Igbos means Igbos don't eat pepper or what?

But isn't that what igbos use to taunt yorubas that the only food they eat is pepper, so why changing mouth now. Claiming pepper soup.

That's the hypocrisy with you people,

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Pandalytics: 1:14am On Oct 09, 2024
schoolboymatt:
pepper soup is an Igbo 'thing'.


close thread.

I thought igbos don't eat pepper, why are you suddenly now claiming pepper soup? undecided

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Pandalytics: 1:13am On Oct 09, 2024
agadez007:
Check the key ingredient of the soup and tell us where you think pepper soup is from
Uziza seed,Utazi and co
Now tell me where it’s from

That is your tribe's way of preparing their own ,it's not any key ingredient in anything

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Pandalytics: 1:01pm On Sep 29, 2024
gerrardomendes:

See una life? The tribe jumping up and down on social media because of your brothers bobrisky, Falz and him papa. Imagine what would have happened if these guys were Igbos. Reno omokri would have published his rubbish epistles to your excitement. I am not Igbo but truth be told, yellowbars are the most corrupt people in this country. They will always evil provided one of them is involved. Na una get the biggest churches for dis contri. See as una dey leave message attack messenger even with the truth staring you in the eyes. None of una don call out bobrisky or the falanas. Yellowbar online lawyers don full everywhere for social media. It's truly shameful. I wonder how many of you people Johnathan sued for defamation.

Call out the falanas for what crime exactly?
Coz you're just spitting all over here like a rabid dog

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Pandalytics: 4:59pm On Sep 28, 2024
YoungLionken:
And this is ignorant me thinking WEMA bank is one of the new banks in Nigeria shocked! WEMA is still far better than banks like Zenith bank, in of services..

And the CEO has three different names from different tribes in Nigeria. I really think intertribal marriage should be encouraged, to further strengthen our unity (at the long run)..

Nice update my dear OP...

All his names are ijebu yoruba names, so I'm not sure which exactly is from the remaining 2 tribes
Pandalytics: 9:00am On Sep 18, 2024
malali:
Dont shut them down.

Re-purpose them
Punish them with a fine, give them 6 months to correct all infractions and submit to independent testing, if not corrected, then shut them down.
Re-certify them
Lab test their products
Give them standards to meet
The government should set up an independent lab to test the products and makes sure it meets universal standard.
Give them loans, and send them abroad for training on how to make original cosmetics.


The cosmetics sector is a billion dollar industry all over the world.
Shutting off people's effort to make money is not the right thing to do.
You are protecting the consumers........which is good
But you have to know a lot of people depend on these as a source of livelihood.


I can tell the shape of your head by this comment grin.

Babyfactory product kiss kiss
Pandalytics: 7:51pm On Jul 18, 2024
Red Mud People Again sad sad wink

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Pandalytics: 9:46pm On Jul 06, 2024
Akinpresident:


Shut up that your stinking shit guzzling mouth!

Hushpuppi is from which region?

And invictus obi is from where?
Pandalytics: 9:42pm On Jul 06, 2024
See the state of houses in the billionaires erosion ravaged lands..
Pandalytics: 2:06pm On Jul 06, 2024
You must be an igbo person cool
Pandalytics: 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2024
Ω If you want someones attention start the conversation off by saying "I am not supposed to be telling you this".

Ω If you want someone to tell the truth get them to laugh before questioning.

Ω If you have anxiety while talking to someone chew some gum it tricks your brain into acting calm.

Ω If you are in an argument stay as calm as possible and when they are done stay silent and stare at them it will piss them off so much.

Ω If someone interrupts you while you are talking carry on talking they're gonna feel awkward and shut up.

Ω Trying to hold back your thoughts about someone make you miss them even more.

Ω Life becomes more meaningful when you realise you never get the same moment twice.

Ω If you want to check if someones looking at you yawn then look back at them, if they yawn back they were looking at you.

Ω You are more likely to achieve your goals if you keep it to yourself and write about it.

Ω You appear more attractive to others when you make them laugh or smile.

Ω Studies show using hand gestures while speaking makes vou seem more trust worthy and desirable.

Ω Cheaters tend to think everyone cheats, liars think that everyone lies.

#quora

Pandalytics: 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2024
Global trade is the exchange of goods, services, and ideas between different countries, imports and exports between 2 or more countries, and also known as international trade or foreign trade.

Domestic trade, is the exchange of goods, services, and ideas within a single country. I.e between different regions, cities, or towns within a country, also known as internal trade
Pandalytics: 9:10pm On Jan 29, 2023
A Nigerian national, Chinenye Alozie, has been sentenced to two years of house arrest for forging bank records and other documents to help would-be immigrants safely enter Canada.

The 35-year-old father-of-four pleaded guilty to acting as an unauthorized immigration consultant and to misrepresenting or withholding facts in immigration applications, offenses under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act.

According to Canada Today, the Provincial Court in Winnipeg heard the crimes related to Alozie’s dealings with more than 60 foreigners, most of them students, between 2014 and 2019.

Alozie caught the attention of the Canadian Border Services Agency in late 2018 after reports that he had d his services to overseas students online.

At a hearing on Tuesday, Jan. 24, QC Matthew Sinclair told Judge Stacy Cawley that Alozie is not a licensed immigration consultant or attorney.

“He is not authorized to represent persons with regard to their applications,” he said.

Sinclair explained that a look at Alozie’s bank records revealed deposits of $90,000 in 2016 and $120,000 in 2017 from people believed to be foreigners.

An investigation by Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada found that 52 deposits came from people applying to Canada as temporary students, workers or visitors.

Records provided to Border Protection Agency showed that between 2014 and 2018, Alozie used his personal credit cards to pay the government fees of 61 immigration applicants.

A June 2019 search of Alozie’s home uncovered evidence that he helped 20 clients create false bank statements for their immigration applications and “helped invent fictional storylines or personal stories to increase the likelihood that (her) application is approved,” Sinclair said.

Five of Alozie’s clients were allowed into Canada for their fraudulent immigration applications, Sinclair said.

Alozie was also ordered to pay $29,000 fine.

Pandalytics: 9:00pm On Jan 29, 2023
The Former Governor of Edo State and the former APC National Chairman, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole have slammed the Presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Mr. Peter Obi for posing himself as an average man in the sight of Nigerians. Oshiomhole speaking during his campaigns at Ward 1, Agenebode, Etsako East LGA of Edo State stated that many people believe Peter Obi is a man who has two shoes and one watch. 

He alleged that Peter Obi is not a man who avoids unnecessary expenditures as he had claimed. He stated that the Governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike already made it known recently in one of his commission’s projects in Port Harcourt that Peter Obi has more luxury in his house than him. Oshiomhole argued that Peter Obi is hiding his wealth to get pity votes for average Nigerians. 

He said, ‘I hear Peter Obi saying Nigeria is not a producing Nation and I say Yes, I agree. But who are the importers? Is it not Peter Obi? How can someone who makes money from importing tell me he’s going to produce. 

Some people don’t know that Obi is not frugal and that is why Wike was stunned when he got to his house. Wike said in Port Harcourt that the day he went to his house, he discovered that the luxury in Obi’s house is more than his own house.”

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Pandalytics: 6:13pm On Jan 12, 2023
Termites (Ants)

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Pandalytics: 1:09pm On Oct 25, 2022
What’s a harsh reality that everybody needs to hear?

Here's Some:

Working hard doesn't granted success...

Cheaters will succeed far more than people going by the book...

Life is not fair. Expecting it to be, will always disappoint you. People will get special treatment for all kinds of things. It will never change.

Hard work won't guarantee a thing, But without it, you don't stand a chance.

Just because someone is your family doesn't mean they have your best interests at heart.


Do you agree with these?


Share Yours.

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Pandalytics: 5:49pm On Sep 15, 2022
According to the wife "All The DNA Tests Were Wrong"

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Pandalytics: 5:29pm On Sep 15, 2022
Man arrested after a random girl he brought home ed out during sex



Men, stop taking random girls to your house and allowing them spend the night... My neighbor has just been picked up by the police.

This dude is a life of the party kind of guy. He changes girls everyday and always prides himself about it.

I had a conversation with him once where I advised him to calm down but he told me he's young and he deserves to enjoy his life

Few minutes ago, police came around and forced their way into his house and found the girl he came home with last night lifeless.

The story has it that she's one of his numerous girlfriends and this is the first time he's bring her home.

Unfortunately, while they were copulating she had an attack (she's got asthma) but he doesn't know.

He tried everything to get her to normalcy; she eventually calmed down after jerking for minutes and she slept off, or so he thought.

She didn't wake up this morning and her friend whom she was supposed to go out with has been calling her all morning.

She's the one that alerted her family who in turn alerted the police. She has been carried away by ambulance and the boy taken to the station. We don't know if she's good or gone, but we hope she's still around for his sakes.

Please be careful what you do out there.

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Pandalytics: 4:12pm On Sep 15, 2022
My husband met me when I was doing ‘hookup’ – Lady shares how she met her husband

A Nigerian lady has revealed the circumstances under which she and her husband met before they tied the knot.

A follower had asked her how she met her boyfriend, and in response, she informed the person that the man in her life is now her husband.

She said that he sought her services when she was working as a hookup girl and from there they started dating.

After courting for sometime, he proposed and they eventually walked down the aisle as a couple.

The young woman shared a video-reeel showing variety of photos ranging from their wedding day images, to the ones they snapped on dates and even on vacations.

Watch video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cie_OGsogtN/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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Pandalytics: 4:04pm On Sep 15, 2022
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Pandalytics: 4:03pm On Sep 15, 2022
“Stay away from fake friends” lady warns as she recounts how she was poisoned.

Her story reads;

“It all started like a joke. I noticed my leg was paining me, so I bought drugs and other stuff but the pain kept increasing. Only for me to find out I was poisoned by a female friend. For more than a month, I could not walk.”

“I went to several places for treatment but no good result. Process of the treatment. they started cutting all my body so the poison would stop spreading. So many bad news. Some said I won't be able to walk again, some said I will use wheel chair e.t.c because the poison was a very bad one.”

“Until I met this Great Prophet who healed me completely. Now I can use my leg to walk freely again. Anything that God can't do does not exist. Can't express my joy.”

“Thank you Jesus”

“Stay away from fake friends”

Pandalytics: 2:39pm On Sep 15, 2022
Nígerians in shock as lady almost loses finger from wearing her fiancé’s engagement ring for 10 years

The engagment ring refuses to come off as the lady almost loses her finger from wearing it for years.

The lady identified as Evelyn Detordzi received the ring from her fiancé who had promised her marriage.

She put on the ring with the hope of settling down in a short time.

However, things did not progress as she had wished and for years, she had the ring on.

When she tried sometimes to take it off, it never did.

The ring started eating into his finger. However, all efforts to get rid of the ring and save the rotting finger failed.

In a conversation with Adomonline,com after the ing had been successfully removed, Evelyn said she failed to heed her pastor’s call not to wear the ring when it was given to her.

She eventually realized that the ring could have a spiritual force behind it when it refused to come off as her finger swelled.

“I don’t think he had any evil intention or invoked anything before giving me the ring because we were going to get married soon.”

According to her, the spiritual help she sought from pastors failed. Eventually, she had to rely on doctors to prefer a surgical operation to take the ring off her finger.

Pandalytics: 5:41pm On Sep 14, 2022
TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT AND UNNECESSARY PRESSURE IN LIFE.

1. Put your kids in schools you can afford because expensive schools don’t guarantee good results. Just ensure they attend a good affordable school.

2. Rent apartments you can pay for conveniently. Don’t live in a house you struggle to pay yearly. If your 3 or 4month salary or biz profit can’t pay for your accommodation, that accommodation is probably not for your level.

3. A man whose wife is pregnant has good 9months to prepare, same as the pregnant woman in question. They should even plan for the worse and only seek help when it is extremely necessary.

4. Some problems in our lives don’t just pop up, if you don’t own a home, we knew we would pay rents…So its not an emergency. We know life happens and that is why savings is encouraged no matter how little try to save something.

5. Let’s plan our lives and live within our means. Save more and spend less and Invest wisely. Never invest in something that will make you rich overnight. No seed grows to a tree overnight and provide fruits, not even tomatoes.

6. Some women buy food for their children every morning before going to school or even for the whole family, do you know it’s cheaper to cook at home?

7. Some people don’t earn much, but have DSTV at home, go for GOTV and upgrade when your income upgrades. It’s still the same CNN anyway! Besides, most people pay for cable subscription they don’t have light or time to watch. Pay for the package you can afford.

8. Eat healthy meals and protect your family from mosquitoes to avoid going to the hospital always. Sleep under mosquito treated net, saves you cost of treatment on malaria. Especially if you live in mosquito prone environment.

9. Take advantage of food and fruits in season, its cheaper and you can be creative to create amazing meals. Every fruit in each season is meant to help your body fight sickness or health challenges in that season.

10.Don’t copy your neighbor’s lifestyle, she earns well and her husband is a ‘big man’.

11. Don’t follow trends, wear clean well- ironed clothes and keep your hair neat. You would still look good.

12. Keep your circle small, keep only friends that have senses!

13. Above all things, have the fear of God, have integrity, don’t be lazy and be prayerful.

14. Planning is the key, if you fail to plan, you plan to FAIL.

15. Don’t do more than your budget this year, there is no award given to best family that wore an expensive cloth for the year.

16.Don’t be in competition with anyone, The purpose of shoes and clothes are to cover our unclothedness, make us smart and good. Be wise!


#Copied

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Pandalytics: 1:54pm On Sep 13, 2022
Share Your Experience

Pandalytics: 12:18pm On Sep 13, 2022
Did you know, that Failing in the attempt to commit a Suicide is a crime in the following African countries.

1. Gambia

2. Nigeria

3. Uganda

4. Tanzania

5. Malawi

6. Kenya

7. Ghana

8. Botswana

9. Zambia

Those who attempt suicide are first treated for injuries, then prosecuted according to their country's anti-suicide laws.

Source: African Journal of Criminology and Justice Studies: AJCJS, Vol.9, Issue 1: 2016

Pandalytics: 9:02am On Sep 13, 2022
Lady goes all out with her man to celebrate his late Ex-girlfriend's birthday at her graveside.

She wrote: ing my man while he wishes his ex a happy heavenly birthday.

Pandalytics: 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2022
What do you think?

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Pandalytics: 2:22pm On Sep 11, 2022
After 20 years: Kim Kardashian's Ex boyfriend, 'Ray J' claims 'Kris Jenner' —the mother of Kim Kardashian, made him and her daughter — 'Kim Kard ashian' shoot three sêx tapes so that she could choose the best one to expose to the public.

“She watched and said ‘We're gonna go with the first one cause it's better, itbr gives my daughter a better look.’” Ray J said.

Simply put: Ray J now claims that the sêx tape that brought Kim into limelight several years back was deliberately planned, made and leaked.

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