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NwaAmaikpe:



A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of ion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

Opor! See wordsmith!

Technically, it was Absalom's sister that was raped.

It is a popular past time of the Nigerian intellectual to lament about the sameness of the APC and the PDP. This sentiment usually bubbles to the surface after a round of defections by politicians from the PDP to the APC or vice versa. Although lately, the traffic seems to be from PDP to APC.

The Nigerian intellectual looks at the West and see that its parties are divided into the left and right, and they wish that Nigeria could be the same.

Since I am a self avowed member of the Nigerian intellectual class, instead of lamenting, I’ll do one better by coming up with the ideological difference between the APC and the PDP. The difference at this moment is nascent and not so clear cut. But I believe that it is something that any of the parties involved can distill into an ideological stance.

The PDP has a nationalist bent while the APC is more tribal in its orientation. Simply, the APC is tribalist, while the PDP is nationalist.

The nationalism of the PDP took root in its formation. It was formed by the G34, which was a group of Northern and Eastern politicians who were opposed to Abacha’s plan to transition into a civilian president. The G34 allied with the People’s Democratic Movement (PDM), founded by the late Shehu Yar’Adua, to form the PDP.

The APC, on the other hand, is an agglomeration of previously existing ethnic political parties (The ACN and the C). The C, led by Buhari, was basically the party of the Hausa-Fulani, while the ACN, led by Tinubu, was the party of the Yoruba.

You can also see the ethnic coloration in the action of the APC in government. Buhari’s government was dominated by the Hausa-Fulani. The same way the current Tinubu’s government is dominated by the Yoruba.

Meanwhile, when the PDP was in power, Obasanjo’s government was quite nationalistic. The Yar’adua - Jonathan government was less so, but there were still arguments to be made for their national outlook.

Of course, the PDP was a lootocracy. But at least, looting under the PDP crossed beyond ethnic lines. Dasuki shared his looted $2 billion with other corrupt politicians like Bode George, Yerima Abdullahi, Peter Odili, Attahiru Bafarawa, and Ahmadu Ali.

Meanwhile, under Buhari, the looting was primarily within his kinsmen, like Abubakar Malami and Hadi Sirika of Nigeria Airways fame. The Yoruba faction of the APC took the looting in stride. Because like Tinubu said, it would soon be his own turn to have a go at the national cake. And now that he has gotten his hands on it, he and his kinsmen are stuffing it in their collective mouths without remorse.

The ethnic political formation of the APC isn’t new in the country. In fact, this has been how it has always been. Since independence, prominent political parties have always started out as ethnic associations, before metamorphosing into tribal parties.

In the wake of independence, the NPC was for the Hausa Fulani, the AG for the Yoruba, and the NCNC for the Igbos.

To be fair, the NCNC initially started out as a nationalist party. It was so nationalist that even the Alaafin of Oyo was an NCNC stalwart, in opposition to Awolowo’s AG. He was deposed for that.

Fortunately or unfortunately, Awolowo kicked out the NCNC from the Western region by appealing to ethnic solidarity in the 1951 Western Region election. Licking his wounds, Azikiwe would return to East and transform into the Igbo tribal champion.

We would have the same tribal configurations during the second republic. It would have also been the same in the June 12 elections, but the Babangida regime nipped it in the bud and decreed that all politicians must either of two political parties.

It is also curious to note that Nigeria had the best time ever in its history under the 15 year rule of the nationalist PDP (1999 to 2015). It seems like not being bigoted has its advantages.

For one, you’ll be willing to look for the best of the best to helm affairs, even if they’re not from your tribe. Like the technocrats (El Rufai, Iweala, Ezwkwesili, Soludo, and co) during Obasanjo’s time as president.

The current fourth republic is the longest we have had democracy in Nigeria. It is very likely that with time, the differences between both political parties can become ossified enough for them to have distinct ideologies.

At least that way, it would be harder for politicians to decamp willy nilly, and that would be one less headache for the Nigerian intellectual.

Source - https://naijachronicles.substack.com/p/is-there-an-ideological-difference

RandomFellow:


It's not everything you'll see in the news. Do a little digging of your own; make friends with people from all over the country. Ask questions and you'll understand why people are wary of their presence in a community; especially when they are new migrants.

**There's a reason Nigerians rejected Buhari's Ruga, farm settlements, etc. Try to read wide, and you'll get the point

You people rejected ruga. Said you wanted ranching instead. Now they've bought land that they want to use for ranching, that one na wahala again.

RandomFellow:


Yeah... Except not all Nigerians are fighting a covert war. My problem here is the jihad. Remove it, and I want state of origin abolished! Go live wherever you want!

Those Fulani men acquired the land lawfully. So, I don't know what covert war you're talking about. Yoruba people in the South West also think the Igbos are fighting a covert war against them to take over Lagos.

RandomFellow:
Its not supposed to be an issue; but knowing that the Caliphate want the whole of Southern Nigeria to become a conquered territory, this calls for concern.

Their plan is simple- acquire massive lands legally; bring their people in tiny bits, and let them marry and reproduce; overpopulate the acquired lands by massive births; covertly begin to ask for basic rights like schools, hospitals, markets, rights to vote, etc; become major political players in the said area where they have taken root, like deciding who becomes the chairman of a local government chairman or even governor. Strike a deal with a desperate politician to advance their course; get an opportunity to put their person in power... Take over the state and never relinquish their acquired power... Continue till their holy book is dipped in the Atlantic Ocean!

Read about Afikpo North in Ebonyi state (focus on Mgbom, Uwanna), and Ilorin in Kwara state.

You can replace caliphate with Igbo in this sentence and it would still be talking about the same thing.

All Nigerians are free to live and vote in any part of the country. All Nigerians are indigenes of Nigeria.

SocialJustice:
More years!!!

This girl was finer when she was fat. Those nollywood movies from before 2005 really captured her true beauty.

She wasn't fat then. She was darker. And she was finer when she was darker.

wizelink:
Okay. We dey watch how FG intend to rope dem for Naija after training or schooling.

Student loan. Simple.

Damn. What a limp-dicked rebuttal. It just asks raises questions and critiques the style instead of providing solid counter arguments backed up with solid evidence.

The only time it provides evidence, it cites evidence from 2023, which is a sleight of hand, because Buhari ruled Nigeria for half of 2023. If you want to bring data to counter Tinubu, bring 2024 data.

franchasng:
Very correct analysis.

It is very easy to defeat Tinubu if and only if the Northern politicians (Atiku, El Rufai and Co) championing a coalition of opposition can swallow their pride, arrogance and ill-timed ambition and throw their full behind a popular Southern Presidential candidate.


Let's that El Rufai and Buhari made Tinubu President through his indifferent and Idoncare attitude which made Tinubu to hijack INEC for the rigging nonsense they did by switching off the iREV portal and polling unit result .


Rigging in Presidential election have limit if the people don't want you.


If he likes let him use EFCC to intimidate all the corrupt Governors to decamp to APC, that will never stop him from being defeated in 2027.


The only thing that will make Tinubu win easily is if the so called coalition of opposition fail or if they end up presenting Atiku Abubakar as their consensus Presidential candidate for 2027.



But if the North are serious to stop Bola Tinubu from winning a reelection in 2027, they should swallow their pride and make a sacrifice by announcing Peter Obi as their preferred consensus Presidential candidate for 2027 election. Once the North do this, it is finished for Tinubu and he knows this. They can have a solid agreement with Obi to do only single tenure.


Only a Peter Obi candidacy backed by Northern Nigerians can defeat Tinubu in 2027 irrespective of rigging. Anything less will be a walk over for Tinubu.

This is another great option but the problem is the Obidient movement which is a collection of young Nigerians from all tribe and even religion might not be happy if Peter Obi deputize Atiku, they will lose majority of Obidient people /vote.


But if Obi can convince Obidients and young Igbos, and Atiku is able to rally his Northern brothers to queue behind him, then they will also defeat Tinubu with all his rigging plans

You're forgetting the elephant in the room. A Goodluck Jonathan candidacy.

jamuta:
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What the hell? You're using AI on nairaland?

dederocs:
Northerners are slaves to their governors. Fulani herdsmen killers, bokoharam, iswap don't have dreadlocks.

If northern governors channel those hisbah sharia police into fighting bandits it will go a long way. A people blinded and confused by religious dogma won't develop, progress or see peace.

Na wa for you O. Niger state is in the North Central. They don't have sharia. You Southerners that think everyone in the North is Hausa-Fulani.

s should be able to create custom categories. Just like subreddits.

Penguin2:

It wasn’t betrayal but what?

How can it be betrayal if they were opponents from the get go?

yemmit90:


Military men caused the civil war and not regionalism.

Regionalism is the right way to go if this country is to work, and I see this step as a vital step towards it.

It was regionalism that made the political atmosphere so tense that a coup happened.

Penguin2:


Would you blame Azikiwe?

How do you expect him to form Government with a man that betrayed him and used tribalism to get his NCNC to defect to AG and prevent Azikiwe from becoming Premier Western Region that his party, NCNC, won the majority in the House?

If you were the one, would you trust such a man?

That wasn't a betrayal. I don't think they were allies in the first place.

But I mean, in the end, didn't Azikiwe's party end up forming an alliance with the AG? But it was too late.

Penguin2:
Foolish Bill.

Should be killed.

What I hate is that some of these men are old enough to know why Parliamentary System of Government was dumped for Presidential System.

The ethnic and religious configuration of Nigeria does not parliamentary system of government because the north for instance can come together and perpetuate themselves in power by continually voting a pro-North party to gain majority in the National Assembly.

That was what happened in the first republic before Independence even.

Before then Azikiwe’s NCNC and Awolowo’s AG were the only major political parties.

But in the build up to independence, Ahmadu Bello ed NPC as a political party and used tribal sentiments to get northerners to vote the party in the 1959 pre-independence election.

That was how NPC (Northern Political Congress) won majority at the National Assembly and had to produce the Prime Minister in Tafawa Balewa. Making Nigeria to miss out on the refined leadership of men like Azikiwe or Awolowo as Head of Government.

And if the 1966 coup which truncated democracy hadn’t happened, the North would have continued to vote their party and hold on to power for as long as God knows.

Bring back Parliamentary System and you face similar scenario all over again.

If there’s anything we need from the past, it’s regionalism.

They should die this parliamentary bulcrap.

The North is not a monolith. Tafawa Balewa's party had the largest number of votes, but they were far from being the majority. They needed to form a coalition with another party to run the government.

By the way, Obafemi Awolowo approached Azikiwe and asked for a coalition. Both parties, combined with some other Northern minority parties would have been enough to form a coalition. Azikiwe would have been prime minister and Awolowo wanted to be minister of finance.

Azikiwe said no.

Penguin2:

If there’s anything we need from the past, it’s regionalism.

After everything you typed, this was your conclusion? The very thing that causes the civil war was regionalism.

Decidetolive:
Tinubu, a terrible leader like no other

Wetin consign Tinubu for here now? The governor is from the PDP.

TimeManager:

The four “renegade” of the Tinubu political clan could not handle their individual and collective discomfiture when, against all odds, the man managed to dribble Muhammadu Buhari and his cabal to clinch the APC presidential ticket. The godfather crowned it by beating their ambush to win the presidential election subsequently.

This is rubbish O. Didn't Fayemi and Amosun play a part in Tinubu's victory by stepping down?

Osiris12:
Federal government na scammer


Since Kwara state refuse to develop, make dem share the local governments between oyo, osun and Niger state.

The shithole is too backward for a state created in 1957

Wetin consign Kwara state for here?

PulaPower:
Heard it’s the 4th husband..

Them just dey the Toto around like Puff Puff ..

Where you hear am?

MadPolitician:
This is nothing but a coup!
Never in the history of this countrys democracy have we seen such brazen federal government sponsored rascality as we are seeing in such places like Rivers state, Kano state, Lagos state and now Osun state.

Lol. Where were you in 1964? You haven't heard of Wetie?

So, I have a substack dedicated to Nigeria's history. I'm starting off with the recent major historical event - the 2023 elections.

I wrote the series in three parts. Part 1 covered the buildup to the election and the primaries. Part 2 covered the campaign and the election itself.

This final part covers the events that happened post-election, especially the election petition. If you heard that Tinubu won the election petition but don't know how or why, you can read the post to find out here -

https://naijachronicles.substack.com/p/the-2023-nigerian-presidential-elections-e66

Let me know your thoughts.

brain54:
Babangida has never ever said Abiola never won the election...

Even when he canceled the election. He has only been vague,elusive and never given any coherent reason as to why he canceled the election.

I see the book hasn't shared any more light on that either.

So he hasn't told us anything we don't know!

He canceled it because Abacha was after his life.

attackgat:

Governor Nwifuru should disband the existing Ebubeagu security outfit, whose activities have been politicised and set up a new local outfit to protect the residents of the state from the rampaging herdsmen.

Is this not foolishness?

Paraman:
Compare 2015 with the price in 1999

2005. Since we're doing ten years.

EmperorCaesar:


That aside, whats bad in Nairaland trying to emulate Quora?

Ah! It's bad I. Very bad. Isn't nairaland older than Quora?

kettykin:


Their delusion is laughable. The moment even a whisper of progress emerges from the East, they lose all composure, descending into their predictable fits of hypocritical outrage. A single thread on ipob activities in the Southeast ignites an endless frenzy, ballooning to 20 pages before noon, while identical threads from the North barely scrape 20 pages in an entire month.

I've dissected their behaviors meticulously, stripping their façade layer by layer. The bias, the double standards, and the deeply ingrained inferiority complex . These people, consumed by envy, perpetuate their manic episodes to mask their inadequacies. Their sickness is palpable, and their reactions are nothing short of pathetic. If there's one anomaly here, it's the bottomless pit of their hypocrisy.

All this one is long story. Bring proof that he's a billionaire. You people give small dick energy.

Kobojunkie:
Is he not a human being like the women that were questioned?

He wasn't being questioned. They were humiliating him. They were mocking him.

Lol. Why dem do the hookup boy like that na

emkz:
Is this proper? That a traditional ruler goes to the governor's office to collect a staff of office?

We must not allow politicians destroy our traditional institutions. Look at the sad case in Kano.

Yimu