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Love the phone or hate it. Either way
It's on your mind

Was asked this question while chating with a South African girl on facebook. I honestly couldn't give an answer. What do u like about your country Nigeria?

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    Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
    But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
    Thank God we’re not Nigerians

    Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to whisper
    And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    You like school more than any African I’ve seen
    Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
    Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    You barely qualify, then get stuck
    President Goodluck but you still suck
    Thank God we’re not Nigerians

    Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
    You eat Egusi with pounded yam
    Thank God we’re not Nigerians

    Always trying to show off, even when you eat
    One soup, no vegetable but twelve different meat
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
    (Inaudible) something drugs
    Thank God we’re not Nigerians

    You created Nollywood,yes more of it
    But too many witches and wizards in your film
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    Always in traditional wear everywhere
    Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    For example shining five piece agbada
    You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
    Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
    Four four, two two on okada
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

    Extra page in your port to and go
    You have learn very well from Obasanjo
    Thank God we’re not Nigerians

    Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
    Oh that’s not fine
    Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
    But at least you are better than Liberians

Ghanaian Group, FOKNBOIZ just released a single titled THANK GOD WE ARE NOT A NIGERIANS, ridiculing us.

Watch the video on youtube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfO2JCD6ZM

pls link to pes 2011 thanks,

hi lexicographers, i open my dictionary and i saw 'ASAMOAH GYAN' guess its a new dictionary word. Its meaning wasn't there. Guys i'ld like 2 knw d meaning, lol

Vi_shuga:

Bt com 2 phink of it gurli_e, i tot u said al dia questnz r al 4m jamb p/q, oh YeS definetly, bt Y on hell do u nid d pume p/q agn, bt i'v gat al d p/q cos dis gona b moi 3rd tym of takin d fuckn pume,bt so sowee dt i dnt av dt of sciences, bt 70% of dem pume p/q re al fake, i jst saw dat of unn 09 p/q n i realised it wz fake coz i took d exam n knew al da' questnz off-hand, so shuld in caz u didn't get it,jst go thru jamb p/q, datz al, wish u al d bestest of all,

pls cud u scan d unn post ume past questions and send 2 me? I'll need eng, phy, maths and chem. I'll pay 4 d cost of everytin.(before its done) hope dats ok? me: [email protected]. Cant wait 2 hear 4rm ya. Thanks

Vi_shuga:

Bt com 2 phink of it gurli_e, i tot u said al dia questnz r al 4m jamb p/q, oh YeS definetly, bt Y on hell do u nid d pume p/q agn, bt i'v gat al d p/q cos dis gona b moi 3rd tym of takin d fuckn pume,bt so sowee dt i dnt av dt of sciences, bt 70% of dem pume p/q re al fake, i jst saw dat of unn 09 p/q n i realised it wz fake coz i took d exam n knew al da' questnz off-hand, so shuld in caz u didn't get it,jst go thru jamb p/q, datz al, wish u al d bestest of all,

pls cud u scan d unn post ume past questions and send 2 me? I'll need eng, phy, maths and chem. I'll pay 4 d cost of everytin.(before its done) hope dats ok? [email protected]. Cant wait 2 hear 4rm ya. Thanks

Hi Guys i got 261 n applied for 2nd choice In UNN for Mech. Engr. will i write Post ume or stand a chance of getting ited? pls reply

Hi Guys i got 261 n applied for 2nd choice In UNN for Mech. Engr. will i write Post ume or stand a chance of getting ited? pls reply

Hi Guys i got 261 n applied for 2nd choice In UNN for Mech. Engr. will i write Post ume or stand a chance of getting ited? pls reply

Hi pls i scored 261 and applied for Mechanical Engr. In University of Nigeria Nsuka(UNN). Pls i want 2 knw if they wil be pume and when it wil be writen. Thanks.

Hi pls i scored 261 and applied for Mechanical Engr. In University of Nigeria Nsuka(UNN). Pls i want 2 knw if they wil be pume and when it wil be writen. Thanks.

Hi pls i scored 261 and applied for Mechanical Engr. In University of Nigeria Nsuka(UNN). Pls i want 2 knw if they wil be pume and when it wil be writen. Thanks.

Candidate Name:
MADUBUOGU IKENNA GODWIN

Gender:
MALE

Registration Number:
06461279GH

Exam Number:
30006494

Exam Centre:
PILOT SC PRI SCH, MOMBASSA STREET OPPOSITE GOLDEN GATE HOTEL, WUSE ZONE 5, ABUJA

EXAMINATION RESULT
Subject Score Subject Score

Use of English
58
Physics
47

Mathematics
40
Chemistry
44

Aggregate: 189
CHOICES
First Choice Institutions Second Choice Institutions
Most Preferred

Institute Type:
University

Institute:
ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY OF TECH., ENUGU

Course:
COMPUTER ENGINEERING

Faculty:
ENG/TECH/ENVIRONMENT
More Preferred

Institute Type:
Polytechnic

Institute:
DORBEN POLYTECHNICS, BWARI. ABUJA

Course:
COMPUTER ENGINEERING

Faculty:
POLYTECHNICS
Preferred

Institute Type:
College of Education

Institute:
CITY COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, ABUJA, F.C.T.

Course:
COMPUTER EDUCATION/PHYSICS

Faculty:
COLLEGES
Most Preferred

Institute Type:
University

Institute:
ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY OF TECH., ENUGU

Course:
CIVIL ENGINEERING

Faculty:
ENVIRONMENT
More Preferred

Institute Type:
Polytechnic

Institute:
DORBEN POLYTECHNICS, BWARI. ABUJA

Course:
COMPUTER ENGINEERING

Faculty:
POLYTECHNICS
Preferred

Institute Type:
College of Education

Institute:
COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, ZUBA,ABUJA F.C.T.

Course:
COMPUTER SCIENCE EDUCATION/INTEGRATED SCIENCE

Faculty:
COLLEGES

ISSION STATUS

No ission Yet
PRINTED DATE: Wed 28 Apr, 2010

Whats Actually Wrong with Jamb? i Check my sis Result, She Got 258, i wanted printing it now but i saw Your result is pending for further screening!. Pls has anyone experience it

Candidate Name:
ADAMU ABDULRAHMAN

Gender:
MALE

Registration Number:
05153736BB

Exam Number:
02911265

Exam Centre:
CMS SNR GIRLS GRAM SCH II ST FINBARRS ROAD, BARIGA

EXAMINATION RESULT
Subject Score Subject Score

Use of English
64
Economics
52

Commerce
63
Mathematics
42

Aggregate: 221
CHOICES
First Choice Institutions Second Choice Institutions
Most Preferred

Institute Type:
University

Institute:
UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA, ABUJA

Course:
BUSINESS ISTRATION

Faculty:
ISTRATION
More Preferred

Institute Type:
Polytechnic

Institute:
NUHU BAMALI POLYTECHNIC, ZARIA

Course:
BUSINESS ISTRATION & MANAGEMENT

Faculty:
POLYTECHNICS
Preferred

Institute Type:
College of Education

Institute:
COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN,KWARA STATE

Course:
BUSINESS EDUCATION

Faculty:
COLLEGES
Most Preferred

Institute Type:
University

Institute:
UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA, ABUJA

Course:
BUSINESS ISTRATION

Faculty:
ISTRATION
More Preferred

Institute Type:
Polytechnic

Institute:
NUHU BAMALI POLYTECHNIC, ZARIA

Course:
BUSINESS ISTRATION & MANAGEMENT

Faculty:
POLYTECHNICS
Preferred

Institute Type:
College of Education

Institute:
COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN,KWARA STATE

Course:
BUSINESS EDUCATION

Faculty:
COLLEGES

ISSION STATUS

No ission Yet
PRINTED DATE: Tue 27 Apr, 2010

for me this is a miracle. D jamb supervisor threaten to cancel my centre 4 irregularities. Indeed my centre was nt organisze as some people used phones, machinaries was visible nt far 4rm our hall, noise jst name it. Consequently i was obsess of my centre being cancel. BUT I CHECK AND GOT 261. God is GREAT!!!