NewStats: 3,265,399 , 8,186,601 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 06:36 PM jn5x

aieromon:
Bale.

Me and sodiq dey 2go now, Him say bale drink agbo jedi in the afternoon and him still dey under oshodi bridge they poo.

IzonOwei:
Juventus na mumu team o...cheiii...madrid dey invite them to score still them dey dull...

lobatan!

philfearon:

no oooo..
E be like say e don come follow Our soldiers dey find Chibok girls!...

no oo, I see am when Him dey shit for under oshodi bridge as i stand for inside brt.

Aktor365:


http://www.naij.com/438292-warning-10-types-of-women-you-should-never-marry.html

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The PIG Woman!
So unkempt, lazy and ayanmaish that she leaves her poo in the toilet till evening and re to flush only when you remind her.
Stuffs her used panties and bra in her box and askes you to give her money to take them to dry cleaner.
Leaves your home in filt only for you to come home with your colleagues and see her still watching film with wrapper on and the whole place messed up with dirt and nylons.

Aktor365:


http://www.naij.com/438292-warning-10-types-of-women-you-should-never-marry.html

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The PIG Woman!
So unkempt, lazy and ayanmaish that she leaves her poo in the toilet till evening and re to flush only when you remind her.
Stuffs her used panties and bra in her box and askes you to give her money to take them to dry cleaner.
Leaves your home in filt only for you to come home with your colleagues and see her still her watching film with the whole place messed up.

if an AA man and an AS woman can bring forth an SS offspring, this shouldn't be a world wonder.

simply two strands of flexxing sperm cells clinching and fertilizing two gallant seperate eggs.
rare:? yes.
possibility: 100%.

split the cash into two,
starting with option 2 take half of the fund, look for a biz that involves goods and services that is needed on a daily basis e.g: pure & table water (cosharis and nestle) mini distributor using a minibus, or printing recharge cards and distributing etc.

- get authentic info about the nnpc opportunity and pay half the fee to see if it would work.

- my last option: keep job hunting as you already sound career oriented, get employed. working and doing msc becomes a perfect venture when income's steay.

- pray, asking God to help yot make best decison

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amazing innovation!

Princecalm:
11. He draws you closer to God.

magnificent!

englishmart:
the man is useless afterall

Sorry to say. No useful person will take thoughts on going suicidal....

you have no justification to call someone 'useless' because they took their life; and you think suicide is purely biological? it is 100% spiritual and demon influenced..

pray you do not fall into temptations or circumstances that will compel satanic entities to manipulate your weakness and drop suicide as the finish line...

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rubey:
Dating her for 3years, you are not ready
Had sex with her, you are not ready
Poured the sperm in her, you are not ready...

Mr, when are you going to be ready for anything in your life!!

This is a first class - 5star response. hope op takes time to re-read..

may the name of the Lord be praised, who did this marvelous deed in your life! as i use this medium to thank JEHOVAH in joyous faith for releasing my expected deployment letter to my heavenly assigned branch in Jesus name, amen!

jutah:

2.2 and 3rd class graduates know a lot! All they do is understand and understand...

This is about the best answer to this question!

Odunharry:
If this thread doesnt hit frontpage,Let APC lose next year Presidential election

Odunharry:
If this thread doesnt hit frontpage,Let APC lose next year Presidential election

got the text message on my phone, but couldn't find any link in my MAILBOX/SPAM.
pls any idea on how i could resolve this issue before tomorrow?

kindly send to:
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emiye: You press horns indiscriminately while driving.

You see garden egg inside egg roll

lwkmd!

shalommmmm: Who cares

definitely you!

three consective awful stories about unn in a fortnight? a bad omen...

فشصي٠اأإأحاأون٠طبح٠ذصرر٠جأييص

veekid: can someone tel me where Higuain is?

higuain si relaçion pa la cuchion

fredoooooo: lavezzi is a f00l , why not attack the space before the cross .. gosh

oga he gave a perfect !

dhammyg: #TEAM ARGENTINA,CLICK LIKE

for what?!

heefeholuwah: Team messi#team Argentina...it is done...we are liftn this trophy

mi pur sec palatras et juego, la exquisito, vamos celebraçion argentina!

Oahray: Em... Born the same day and month of different years, we both have a birthmark (hers is dark, mine's light) on the same right thumb, same religious beliefs, same low appetite, both hate onions, skin reacts same way to extreme cold, both WhatsApp freaks, gossip king and queen when with each other...

The best part is that I could say a set of normal words to a crowd and she'd be the only one to understand the real coded meaning.

We are opposites in many things too.

amazing!

mencade5: Gooooooalllll....higuain!


*as usual, hugs mukina2*

alert!!! mukina2..

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please send the video to:

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colombia also ed the conservation...

Henry praise: Oda items not mention by d op (I didn't read it tho)

1. Yanch pad

2. Foam bra or iron bra

3. Charm

Den depending on d size of d bag

1. Land

2. Stove

3. Rubber blokos popularly known n referred to as dildos

mehn bro, make sure you perform in the crack ya ribs event, aahh you funny gaaan!

fredoooooo: this inler sef , see short .. abegi no break my window o

make sure you enrol for stand up nigeria