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dosage150:Sorry to hear about that bro, I wish her a quick and speedy recovery by God’s grace. My prayers are with you and yours truly 1 Like |
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Quarterpast:You sha dey find person wey go buy food for you comrade |
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dosage150:Baba how did ur mom’s surgery went ?? 1 Like |
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Magnoliaa:E Pele oo eyin Elders 😆 😂 |
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E pele oo eyin Elderssss 😆 😆
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Ayobeck:Na true caller made us know. Baba leave the babe joor, she no worth the stress she wan dey give you. You no dey see big yansh babes for ur street at all ? Unto the next and leave her where she belongs abeg. Stay safe Owoeye Samuu 😂 |
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Pls how much is Dell Ispiron 3521 screen ? It’s urgently needed
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Gwan2:Pluto boy, you don forget say na your male (M) profile you take do this comment. Lol 😂 |
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Bimpe29:Are you an omo Olalomi too?? |
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1. It's sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don't fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (I ja de). 2. You can never go hungry unless you don't know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who's cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu. Output - Gbeborun Input - Food 3. There's always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant) 4. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "lya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "iya Cele". 5. There's always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he's always like "Don't pour waste there" "Pay your nepa bill" and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru 6. There must be a regular debtor who doesn't pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese 7. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he's using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo ti e. 8. There's always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn't like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle. 9. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro . She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents. 10. Nepa bill fight O. waste bill fight O, rent increment fight , I entered the bathroom before you fight , you poured water at my doorstep fight Y, you beat my child fight (V, you sent my child on an errand fight , you talked about me behind my back fight your wife beat my wife fight , you are dating my husband fight , you used my water fight At least, 16 fights per month. Tenante de WWE 11. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force 12. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o. 13. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the age or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe. 14. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker every month. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara. 15. There's always a woman who uses songs to insult people during any fight. These people can be very talented. She will use songs to insult and kickstart a fight. Tope Alabi from the Devil's kingdom Credit: Naija2day Kindly let’s share our experiences. CC Lalasticlala
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Prettychild:Noted ma’am |
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LordEclipse:I dey tell you baba. |
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Prettychild:Hmmmm Madam observer |
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phemmyfour:Bros to compare those kids sef dey tire me. Imade, Hailey and Ifeanyi comparison fit give person headache lol |
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Peace081:U can say that again you know ![]() 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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Waakanda:Seriously DNA is not needed 39 Likes 2 Shares |
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Singer and proud father of four, David Adeleke aka Davido is never tired of showing off his daughters especially the second child, Hailey. The dotting father took to his Instagram story to share a stunning video of his cute mini me proudly showing off her long pony tail. In a fresh post, the award winning singer has shared cute new photos of Hailey referring to has his twin. Hailey and Ifeanyi were born by Amanda and Chioma Rowland respectively. Some social media s stated that Hailey and Ifeanyi might for twins, while others gushed over the gorgeous kids, claiming that David’s DNA is potent. 14 Likes 3 Shares |
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waploger:For like 72hours 1 Like |
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The Progressive Disability Forum, the disability wing of the All Progressive Congress has warned the party against using the disability condition of a former governor of Nasarawa State, Tanko Al-Makura, as a basis to disqualify him from the race for the chairmanship of the party. The National Coordinator of PDF, Abdulaziz Onibare, raised the concern in a letter addressed to the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), and obtained by journalists in Abuja on Sunday. According to him, the party would be in contravention of the National Disability Act and its constitution should such move succeed. The letter reads, “It has come to our notice that some group of people are moving around castigating the person of His Excellency, Senator Umaru Tanko Almakura, questioning his capacity on the basis of his disability. They didn’t question his capacity when he was contributing his millions, time and energy for the progress of the party.” Onibare added that Al-Makura’s disability should not be a yardstick to measure his competence to lead the party as he has given his dues to the APC and represented the disability community well. He said as such, the former governor should be given the opportunity to lead APC to a resounding victory as the 2023 elections beckon. Onibare, who pleaded that its member’s contribution to the party should not be allowed to go in vain, lamented that the leadership of APC had continued to marginalise the PDF as it has never held any tangible position. We should be given the opportunity to lead this party, and our disability cannot be counted as a barrier. Hence, we felt it a point of duty to emphasise it,” he said. Source; Punchng.com
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Nicholaspepe:You will send the pictures later? So he should first send the money to you right?? Baba you are a born fool. Show us proof and some kind hearted individuals would surely be of assistance, I trust this forum. You can not gain anything if you continues hiding behind 1 finger bros. Talk true, na local yahoo you be. 2 Likes |
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drmuchin:Comrade, shey na u or ur friend true true ![]() 1 Like |
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BigDawsNet:Chaiii see curving from my Oga. 1 Like |
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BigDawsNet:Baba show love reach my side oo. Happy new month BTW |
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SultanOfPuna:And you no see say one of ur bolt don loose ?? |
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Authoreety:K |
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Sabinus (Mr Investor) or Brain jotter. Who be your favorite Comedian ?? Like for Sabinus and share for Brainjotter. Let’s see who win between the 2.
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Moyinoluwa35:I’d get some foodstuffs with it. 0035356890 Gtbank. God bless you |
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Yah Allah pls wipe my tears and make me laugh again... Solve all issues giving me sleepless nights for me.. I want to laugh and smile again Yah Robbi ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Money121, Baba I dey come Epe come grab ur leg too ooo. At least if that one go make you reply my mails. ![]() ![]() |
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