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Merkki(f): 10:32am On Aug 10, 2015
queenzibah:
d increase is even very poor, cos ntg hav been done in dis country since may 29 even no ministersss so d increase is too poor cos its like our money is in fixed deposit till december. Baba go slow , poor baba y d small increase na wen u neva touch d money b4 nd havnt touch d new one comin in , nawa . Na one chance we dey . Ehe less I forget baba pls I'm misin new pix since dat ur photographer got wedded , plls sack nd probe him nd giv us corruption free photographer for more pix . Ehe baba less I forgot dat ur last pix wit obama is not full but cut also d oda group pix was cropped but dat guy charged all d same amount. Pls probe dat guy nd giv us more pix , we APC fans re misin new pix nd dats y we voted u sir. Thanks my shout out to: barcanista , tmitemi1, firefire, demdem phhohockman , truckpusher, ishilove (my enemy) , lalasticlala (like him or her ) , seun (not his fan ) ......and others , if I didn't get ur name right pls try and answer name with good spelling nxt time

Your IQ is so low and depressing. I feel for you.

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Merkki(f): 8:56am On Aug 09, 2015
imsuboi:


Smell out of my mentions, hoe.

Coming from a nonentity, that's hilarious.
Merkki(f): 8:20am On Aug 09, 2015
imsuboi:



It's your joke of a father that will be caged!

Idiot

Respect the ******* that fathered u.
Merkki(f): 7:28am On Aug 09, 2015
imsuboi:


Like tinubu abi?

Oily slippery bastards grin

I don't know why you've not been caged. U are losing it. Ishilove, pls ban this one.
Merkki(f): 6:28pm On Aug 08, 2015
Mr Seun Osewa, I get directed to dis attached page from dis thread https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/2510602/bring-sahara-reporters-down-barr/7

Am I safe?

Merkki(f): 9:47pm On May 12, 2015
64?
Merkki(f): 3:09pm On May 10, 2015
Airforce1:


Yo trying to be funny right? grin

But you drink?
Merkki(f): 9:43am On May 10, 2015
Falconey: bald, short, hot tempered, introverted, foody, and phone-addict.

Lalasticlala: short, dark, quiet, uses glasses, likes food.

Airforce1: very dark, tall, drinks like a fish, introverted, prayerful, has few friends, doesn't like sports.

Farano: loves noodles, playful, laughs a lot, slightly strict, mummy's girl kinda person.
Merkki(f): 7:43pm On May 09, 2015
falconey:


LWKM welcome kidult, I'm kind of helping you making your stupidity well known.

I know a bitch when I see one, I bleeped lots of them, bitch go and down your smelling pussy on a Cucumba.

shameless dolt. you had to ask Google for help. see english. I'll save you now. Ta-da cheesy
Merkki(f): 7:37pm On May 09, 2015
Krystalxxx:


Well he really shouldn't have said that

don't mind that glorified insect. i'm done with him btw.
Merkki(f): 7:35pm On May 09, 2015
falconey:


who is this melancholic simpleton? Go finger yourself

Dumbtard!!!!

dude, don't push me. any man that picks a fight like a little child is worse than a castrated cow. Act ur age and not ur size. Don't push me, this is merkki. Not ur usual senile chat buddies with the brain size of a roach.
Merkki(f): 7:30pm On May 09, 2015
falconey:


OK here she is and a deluded mofo.

as old as you are, ur brain is porous. swerve.
Merkki(f): 7:25pm On May 09, 2015
falconey:
who is that imbecilee?

u are worse dan an imbecilee
Merkki(f): 7:24pm On May 09, 2015
rubbish! G-nonsense!

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Merkki(f): 7:23pm On May 09, 2015
Onila: Tall, shy, dark, gap-tooth, limps slightly, friendly.
ishilove: mean, straightforward, strict, tall, dark and plumpy.

who else?
Merkki(f): 7:21pm On May 09, 2015
Whuuups!!! I've been away for so long. Childbirth ish. I don't even understand how things work here no more.

Anyho peeps, can we play this game again.

The first season was a long time ago. Catch up here: https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/1497333/create-mental-picture-nairalanders
Merkki(f): 11:30pm On Sep 17, 2014
me 4 all ur Forever Living Products at affordable prices e.g Tooth Gel, Forever powder, Forever lip gloss, Forever Aloe Vera juice, Marine mask powder, Epiblanc, Hand sanitizers, Apricot body soap, FAB can drink, etc.

Home delivery within Lagos is free.

Be wise. Be healthy.

Send a mail: [email protected]
Merkki(f): 3:57pm On Dec 25, 2013
Shymexx

Caracta
Merkki(f): 1:43pm On Nov 25, 2013
May her soul rest in peace
Merkki(f): 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2013
horchukoh: Oil refinery is too small whatelse do you want for your byeday?
i want to buy Aso Villa, destroy the buildings and erect gold-plated toilet all over. cheesy Then I want the right ear of GEJ.
Merkki(f): 2:06pm On Nov 19, 2013
Crap!
Merkki(f): 1:53pm On Nov 19, 2013
Great news. The birthday gift I've been expecting! Who will buy me a refinery as a birthday gift?
Merkki(f): 1:59pm On Nov 18, 2013
Lemme come and my phone charger too. It can play music cheesy


Wait for the picture pls. My camera is acting up again sad
Merkki(f): 1:37pm On Nov 18, 2013
wheesin: I was just ing by this afternoon... Unfortunately i was putting on a camouflage... Suddenly i was approached by a soldier holding a golf club... He pointed it at me and was shouting at me... I really didn't understand what he meant.. He chased me with the golf club and told me to pull off the shorts... I was really embarrassed because it was in a very condensed area.... I was putting on boxers underneath. I had to pull it off and i was queried on why i wore it.. Then i was told to go home with my boxers on... I found this very disgraceful..
Hahahahahahaha.
This is molestation. You need to sue them for public sexuäl harrãssment. I can get you a good lawyer. Just boxers? Hahaha!

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Merkki(f): 12:11pm On Nov 18, 2013
grin cheesy cheesy
Merkki(f): 11:48pm On Nov 17, 2013
Dannylux:

Good night, Merkki smiley

Good night, Dannylux smiley
Merkki(f): 11:45pm On Nov 17, 2013
Pictures pls!
Merkki(f): 10:57pm On Nov 17, 2013
grin
Merkki(f): 10:21pm On Nov 17, 2013
obadiah777: dont worry. ya god amadioha will bless you with ya own fee boot mercedes and container on the high seas lol. maybe that will subside ya anger grin grin
Lmao grin grin

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