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budaatum:

You got personal, Ijebos. Below is you getting personal.


And to be honest, I don't give a flying fuq that you got personal. As I said, buda's ego is far too immensely large than to let some faceless fuq on a faceless forum get personal. It does not add to my ego and nor does it take away from it.

As for your warning, buda is trembling in trepidation at the thought you'd stop paying for buda's data so buda can no more post on Nairaland. And if you asked me, and if I were to be personal, your so called tough is childish. Save it for those it works on.

The way you always refer to yourself in the 3rd is extremely funny 😄

You’re still a good man though. I mean that genuinely. It’s not “affirmation”.

Obrigardo is back!

Carefully observing and thinking of how best to spin his massa’s embarrassing performance at the Thursday debate 😅😅😅

bemeruca:


yep, he is sick
Mentalcase98 you see what i am talking about?

😂😂😂

I love this thread. Great comic relief for me on boring days like today.

God really created characters in this life.

DaHighLife:


You are correct regarding the costs. My children's daycare expenses amount to around $5,000 per month. Looking ahead, as my children reach ages 12-14, we may need to consider private schools, which could range from $30,000 to $60,000 annually per child. Additionally, there are university costs to for. It is challenging to discuss these issues without firsthand experience in the United States. Republicans often express for certain policies without thoroughly examining the underlying issues. To the credit of the Democrats, they have attempted to address some of these structural challenges and barriers to future growth by proposing bills aimed at such things as assisting with childcare and other related issues. Meanwhile, Republicans tend to rely on Jingoistic and simplistic statements such as encouraging people to "just have more children," without addressing the financial realities. Where do I get the money to have more children?

Hey bro. Long time no see. Hope all is well with your wife and kids? 🤭🤭

I’m just concerned because we haven’t heard from you in a while. Since April 29th to be precise. I truly hope you are fine?

Anyway I have a sneaky feeling we will be seeing you again very soon 😉

Till then, stay blessed!

😂😂

ijebosb:


this post. Good times. Been in and out of Nigeria 3x since then.

Who is Slyfoxx4lyf? 😂😂

You and your multiple monickers LOL!!

bemeruca:


more like Ijebosb was crying because Budaatum refused to believe the sky is falling. ijebosb was like you must believe me because I said so and I live in the US you don't. I know more than you. I went to Harvard, I am richer than you and smarter than you. That is when I realized this guy is sick and I should stop trolling or making fun of him.

then he was like, Budaatum is even talking to people like Bemuruca and Basilico. Because of him, I also thought i should stop giving budaatum a hard time.

Jeez! That guy is an infant. I swear I know toddlers with more maturity and common sense than him.

I genuinely haven't heard people talk the way he talks since I was in primary school. And this man is almost 50!

No wonder he repels women.

ijebosb:


Shut your mouth. You ain't goin to do sh*t. Because you ain't sh*t.
What's funny is, I actually hang with some of those peeps when I'm in Lagos.
If I was a vindictive type, you'd know it.

Look at this Nna rat telling me “if I was the vindictive type”.

You can’t even be the vindictive type because you don’t have the capacity and the heart to back up all your tough talk and threats here with actions.

You are nothing and will remain nothing but the resident clown on this forum for the rest of your life okay?

Gay boy. How at almost 50 you claim to be a player but no woman has said yes to you 😂

bemeruca:


that guy is sick

Wait, has Budaatum turned on IjeBos too? Hahaha. I knew it was a matter of time. Buda is someone that even though I don’t agree with him politically, he always struck me as someone with some common sense and decency. We cannot put him in the same boat as Ijebos and Obrigardo. Those two are irredeemable lunatics.

ijebosb:


Shut your mouth. You ain't goin to do sh*t. Because you ain't sh*t.
What's funny is, I actually hang with some of those peeps when I'm in Lagos.
If I was a vindictive type, you'd know it.

Bahahaha. There he goes again bragging about his imaginary friends. You always “hang out” with everybody when you are in Lagos. Fool. You are a worthless Nna boy. A spare parts dealer. A nobody in Lagos circles. And you can never hang out with anybody in my lineage. I dare you to mention names.

You are nothing! And you are spewing threats again. I DARE you to be the vindictive type and try something. In fact I am begging you on my knees brov. I am never the the first to make threats, I am not a fool like you who commits crimes all in the name of internet banter, but I promise you my retaliation to anything you try would be beyond anything you could imagine.

Go ahead little man. You claim to know who I am yeah? Try something. I dare you! Bloody fool. Worthless Nairaland addict. At the age of almost 50 you have no life, no family and nothing to your name besides puffery on this meaningless website. You will shit your pants if you ever meet me in person.

ijebosb:


The JFK/RFK/Ted Kennedy family are a political dynasty.
But The Kennedy name is quite common as a lot of people in the US have it.
Because they have that name does not mean they are related to JFK.
Lol

Hope that clears up that very easily understood thing for you.

Your family is not related to the Lagos dynasty. Period.

You don’t even know my family. And you know nothing about the history of my culture. Nigeria is not America. And all families are not the same. You are from a part of the country where things operate different. Doesn’t mean it’s the same elsewhere.

All I will say is just try to carry out any of those threats you used to spew out at me before. I promise you will find out how close I am to the “Lagos dynasty”

Omo ale like you. Your own last name does not even ring a bell anywhere in Nigeria. Worthless son of an animalistic father and an illiterate mother.

ijebosb:


Wait, so you are no longer from that family?
Lol.

Your lies are going to land you in a Lagos cell one day.

You are far more likely to see a Lagos cell before me. homosexuality is a crime in Nigeria. And we have the proof.

ijebosb:


I'm glad you've realized how crazy/dangerous it is to lie about being part of a Lagos dynasty.
Keep backtracking.
Your last name was posted here.
It is common in Nigeria and doesn't mean you and ur gutter family are part of that family.

Bahahaha. Does this post even make sense to you? So is it a common name or a dynasty? Keep tying yourself in knots. You and your multiple monickers have posted multiple names here attributing them to me 😂😂

And then you say “someone posted” like we don’t know it’s all you and your multiple personalities.

I enjoy how much I live in your head and give you so much work but honesty you are a sick man.

Talk about gutter family, you are the son of a mad man married to an illiterate woman. It don’t get much “gutter” than that 😂😂

ijebosb:


Wait, so you are no longer from that family?
Lol.

Your lies are going to land you in a Lagos cell one day.

I am from a family that your worthless family can never step to period. It’s your headache to continue trying to figure out which family it is. 😂😂

Jobless fvck. Billionaire playboy my foot 😂😂

ijebosb:


Wait are you still claiming you are part of the famous Ajose family?
Your bank would say different.

My man said I am part of this famous Lagos dynasty, but had only 20 naira in his before his mommy sent him 15k. Lol.. Jokes.

If I ever meet your father I will shake his hand and congratulate him for beating the shit out of that hoe. Next time she won’t born oloriburukun like you.

ijebosb:


Wait are you still claiming you are part of the famous Ajose family?
Your bank would say different.

My man said I am part of this famous Lagos dynasty, but had only 20 naira in his before his mommy sent him 15k. Lol.. Jokes.

Even your fake screenshot everyone can see you had to doctor with red markers 😂😂😂

Illiterate clown. Like mother like son.

ijebosb:


Wait are you still claiming you are part of the famous Ajose family?
Your bank would say different.

My man said I am part of this famous Lagos dynasty, but had only 20 naira in his before his mommy sent him 15k. Lol.. Jokes.

You’re the son of a trash man. You cannot be far from trash yourself. Never forget that.

ijebosb:


Wait are you still claiming you are part of the famous Ajose family?
Your bank would say different.

Bahahaha. I never claimed I was the part of any family. Your delusional self keeps attributing different families to me in your utter state of confusion.

All I know is your worthless Biafra family does not have the pedigree of mine in Nigeria and across the world.

If you ever see me I real life I guarantee you will not even have the guts to open your mouth to me. Fool.

Nastymods:



Kikikiki Kikikiki ya ah straight of tha boat gay nigger ye. Kikikikikikik

😂😂😂😂

The first thing every visitor to this thread notices is how jobless and gay that dunderhead is.

ijebosb:


Lol.
Ahahahahah

Here you go again.
I think we've been through this.
That was one of your more hilarious lies.

Anyone here can go through this thread. Someone already exposed you and your wretched poverty stricken family. It's in this thread. Can almost see part of the name in the parts of the bank statement that I didn't hide.

Lol. You are a clown show.

Bahahah. Poverty stricken family that has major estates and commercial roads in its name 😂😂😂

Poverty stricken family that has numerous graduates from Ivy League schools all over the world. Pioneers in multiple industries.

You are the son of a worthless Biafra asylum seeker who got deported back to his dusty village in the east for domestic violence and rape of his own wife. 😂😂

Bro don’t even go there with family. Even your mother is an uneducated woman who you itted had to bear all the thunderous beatings from your deranged father because she had no career of her own and needed his money to survive. You said this YOURSELF bro 😂😂

I’ve never seen a person rubbish his own family on an anonymous internet thread as much as you have.

ijebosb:


Nah, I'd rather believe the bank info you posted thinking people couldn't see through your attempts to block it out.
You should feel blessed I hid your last name (though one could find it on this site), so people in real life won't know how much of a loser you are. lol

Feel free to reveal it please. Fool. If you knew my last name you will know the weight it carries in Nigeria over your wretched Ipob name 😂😂

ijebosb:


Nah, I'd rather believe the bank info you posted thinking people couldn't see through your attempts to block it out.

There. Just like I said. Another symptom of being a demented hack. You only see what you want to see. I could post my entire travel and documents with my full name and you will say it was photoshopped. There is no winning with an infant like you. You genuinely argue like a child.

Just like you said I have never been on a plane then linked me to the profile of someone who obviously has been out of Nigeria.

Your head is a bastion of confusion just like your massa Biden.

bemeruca:

IjeBos, Obrigardo is the only one who is yet to tell you this.

Where is Obrigardo ? Has anyone seen him since the debate? Poor boy must be devastated.

Hahahahahaha

ijebosb:


But you do have the time to create 100 names?
And if you did have a job, wouldn't u have more than N20(this is not a mistake. it is not N20k, lol) in your bank ?

Do you want to see another wad of hard currency so you can shut up about this 20naira nonsense?

The last time I flashed a few dollar bills from under my bed you went into full panick mode 😂😂

Who am I kidding. No matter what evidence I post here you will just say I borrowed or stole it from someone then post your stupid screenshot again.

Bloody special needs child like you. 😂😂

ijebosb:


Let's assume everything you say is right and that I have another personality called DaHighlife. Cool.
So that would, by your analysis, make me nuts, right?

So what would someone with 100 other personalities (some including women) be? Nuts and a very Sick Person, Abi?

The difference is that we KNOW these are your identities. So you yourself think you are NUTS and a very SICK person.

#HowLogicWorks

Becuase im not jobless enough to make and save a spreadsheet of all your names does not mean I don’t know them.

Why are you now exclusively posting as “IjeBosb” ? What happened to regular IjeBos? Hahahaha

IjeBosb sounds kinda like Sky+
It’s the upgraded version of IjeBos with even more stupid 😂😂

ijebosb:


You and I are not equal. I don't need to prove shit to someone who barely has 15k in his bank .
You posted that pic.
What's nuts is that you ha N20 in your before mommy sent you 15k.

How can I be equal with a near 50 year old single gay man who still plays with imaginary friends? Hahahaha.


Sick man.

ijebosb:


You should probably reach out to DaHighLife and ask him.
Slyfoxx talking about sick fuxs. Lol.

I am asking him right now. How is YOU 😂😂

Funny sick man thinks we are fools. How come he only shows up at times when you’ve been embarrassed out of here? Why are IjeBos and DaHighLife NEVER active at the same time on this forum?

Gtfoh. Imagine a near 50 year old man playing make believe and having imaginary friends. You’re a sick man and you need help.

ijebosb:


Did you ever figure out where you got your education? US, UK, or both flying back and forth every weekend?
Or did you ever figure out whether you've ever been to the US or not?
Tell me how much emotional trauma does it take to lie about living in the US.
You and Bemeruca should start a group. "Lying about living in America Anonymous".

Lol

You are an infant. I see you are in the mood to have me make you switch your to DaHighLife like you always do whenever we embarrass you here?

How’s the wife and Kids? Or do they only materialize when you are posting as DaHighlife?

Ooh I get it, it’s a Jekyll and Hyde kinda thing - Ijebos is the single, rich, globetrotting, partying play boy and DaHighLife is the responsible family man? You have a very active imagination I must commend. 😂😂😂

Sick man. Go find help.

ijebosb:


You mean the ones in the pics below?
It's called an airline amenity kit. Don't expect someone who has to beg for 1.5k for transport to know that though.
Lol

But really how do my nuts taste? I’ve always wondered. Do you want me to add some cream or you like it dry and salty?

ijebosb:


You mean the ones in the pics below?
It's called an airline amenity kit. Don't expect someone who has to beg for 1.5k for transport to know that though.
Lol

You want to prove first class travel and this is the best evidence you have 😂😂😂

ijebosb:


You mean the ones in the pics below?
It's called an airline amenity kit. Don't expect someone who has to beg for 1.5k for transport to know that though.
Lol

Yup. Very SAME picture. It’s funny how you have it saved on your phone instead of just taking another one. Fake life😂😂

My guy said no airline calls it a first class lounge anymore 😂😂

That was one of the funniest debates we’ve had on this thread. We embarrassed you so much you literally switched your s 😂😂

ijebosb:


the time you wanted to say you were an Island Big Boy so you posted a pic of your moldy fridge with eggs in it?
Lol. Honestly.. wtf? Who thinks "let me take a pic of eggs in a fridge and post it". lol
Fun times. Lol

You are like a one trick pony at this point. Everytime we banter it’s the same tired screenshots from you 😂😂 Never mind how bizzare it is that you are so obsessed with me you literally have a folder on your computer dedicated to me becuase how do you have such quick access to all these same pictures you think are by me 😂😂

Dude I swear you should really hate your father for what he has done to you. The emotional trauma really stunted your development. At 45+ years of age you have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.