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Laturuturu: 11:12am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Why not go and attack them in group and watch your body disfigured and your cracked brain crushed into pieces...werey grin grin grin


No I don't have enough weapons to kill large mofo
Na one by one


Can u come to agege
Laturuturu: 11:11am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Mumu... 14year jail term for homosexuals in nigeria is ineffective...it is just enacted in the law for fancy...that law is ineffectual and useless...if dey born you well go bobrisky house and say shit...infact aluu4 will be a childsplay of what will happen to you grin

go make research on how lgbtq folks are killing, maiming and burning homophobes like chickens grin


Okay una sef they kill normal people abi
No wahala ....war had been declared now.
Kingdom V Sodom
Can we meet around waec in agege this weekend
Pls come.na
Laturuturu: 11:09am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
you are a weakling...someone that can't withstand anal sex is typing about keying? grin grin grin...it is a sarcastic irony
First you are not a man and secondly go for an assessment of your mental stability grin



Why Una no dey go around Moricas Agege again. Why ? Una Oga Bisi Alimi and that gay pastor
Go ask them wetin them do them for Agege.
I mean Rainbow church ....or go Google am
No worry na VI Una people dey pose
Come mainland na...just come.abeg
Laturuturu: 11:06am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
you are a weakling...someone that can't withstand anal sex is typing about keying? grin grin grin...it is a sarcastic irony
First you are not a man and secondly go for an assessment of your mental stability grin



All I know is that if I catch Una na die.
Una people dey VI well well. I dey see them
Yes they move in group.
I never see one wey go solo waka
No be only me dey observe oooo.
People plenty dey observe
Laturuturu: 11:03am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
M.oron....i ask you a question and you couldnt answer them but seeked refuge in your stupidity grin

Uganda is a shithole grin....that their useless agenda will only happen if all homophobic zombies are beheaded and their heads used to play football on the street grin



14 years await u if govt catch u
But I prefer one time judgement for u people sha. I one of Una we catch for ogba that year. Omo we redesign his face. Year 2000
The second guy ran away. I am sure the guy will be very straight now.
Laturuturu: 10:58am On Nov 10, 2022
blackpanda:


Really?




I swear
Laturuturu: 10:54am On Nov 10, 2022
blackpanda:





Thats why u are in naija




Key them all , animals are better then those folks
Laturuturu: 10:53am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Then you should try getting a guy to fück your anus to know what this straight girls are enjoying that you are missing out on...that is true experimentation grin



I want to key u people
I will be happy doing it.
Key them all.
You people are stains on the fabric of nature.
Laturuturu: 10:51am On Nov 10, 2022
Fira09:


SOURCE



Government should do the needful na
Only one lathal injection.
Laturuturu: 10:50am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
i ask you a question what attract straight girls to men and your weak response is in quote "what attracts straight girls to men is natural law of nature" grin
Okay explain the nature surrounding it?
Explain the natural tendencies that makes a straight girl attracted to men? grin

Even animals dont do same sex copulation?...you are not exposed but make faulty unrealistic generalization from your myopic state of degenerated mindset...go make research on homosexuality in animals.

Why cant you ask yourself why a straight girl dont feel irritated sucking a man's dick?...i guess your debased one-dimensional mindset didn't go to that angle grin



A friend I showed Ur post said u gay and lesbian are product of falling angels.
I think she is right. She further explained to me that USA is pushing bu people agenda to finish Africa.
We later agreed that Ugandan treatment is what you people deserve .
I think she is right .....key them
Laturuturu: 9:58am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Something you dont understand is what you have to do thorough extensive research on to comprehend.

Lesbians find it irritating,repulsive and disgusting for a dick penetrating them and they just dont understand how straight girls allow men penetrate them grin

Have you asked your self this question why some straight girls enjoy anal sex? grin

And What attracts straight girls to men? grin




What attracts straight girls to men is natural law of nature. Girls enjoy anal sex cos it's experimental even me I will try it for one with a woman

Urs is the opposite...a fellow man
Even animals don't do it(sorry)
That is why I am asking u. Don't be offended
I really want to know.
Like u carry dick dey suck am and u r not irritated
Laturuturu: 9:48am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
the highlighted above shows you are a clown for the entertainment of your clown parade...your first quote has already exposed your intention grin


Okay please tell me please
I really want to know ...is it that u don't like girls at all ni.
Have you Bleep a girl before
Pls

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Laturuturu: 9:47am On Nov 10, 2022
Silvernus2020:
I'm just 28yrs of age and I'm having an Enlarged Prostate and this is resulting to Blood in urine, like a lot of visible blood and clotted blood,... I've done several test, by the way I work in an Healthcare Diagnostic center, I did Abdomina Scan,... at Early February the Prostate volume then was 51ml,...
I did another yesterday and the Volume was 30ml,.. there's a significant drop bit then it's still on a higher side,.. I've done PSA and Urine Mcs, there's blood trace in my urine and the PSA was normal in range.... I have repeated the PSa and Urine culture test again today,.....


Please your suggestion and advice are very welcome. Thanks I anticipation.





What is postrate in Yoruba
Is it IPA

If yes I have a solution
Laturuturu: 9:42am On Nov 10, 2022
Ibtxxo:
I need a practical analysis and business details

Just pick one business idea and drop your plan




There is one olosho I don dey eye for codedruns. I will book her. I will buy one bag of rice ,tin tomotaes , onion and loud , Colorado.
All go be 200k
I will now start thinking till I am tired
I will smoke colo fucki then start thinking again

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Laturuturu: 9:39am On Nov 10, 2022
virginprincess:
cheesy cheesy,Yes o,he will be busy in the oza roomgrin grin,no sex is sweeter than sex with your newly married spousecheesy cheesy,i wish them happy married life.



Thought u r a virgin hoe
Laturuturu: 9:38am On Nov 10, 2022
frozen70:


For those ladies who have not been pregnant before or carry pregnancy before, it's caused by cream

For those who have put to bed before, it's caused by pregnancy carried to full term as it stretches the stomach walls



Stretch mark is caused by u stretching.....Hiya Hiya Hiya ....

I know it ... I wont tell u
Laturuturu: 9:30am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Maybe you should divert that questions to straight girls...why do a straight girl allow a man put his dick inside her vagina and anus? grin



It's natural for a girl to get her pussy bleeped by a man. That is how nature made it.

Adam and Steve arrangements is what I don't understand
Laturuturu: 9:26am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Then get ready to kiss the dust because i will make sure i dismember you and feed your decomposed flesh to the vultures...bush rat grin



How do Ur mom feel knowing a man like u is shining Ur Kongo
Pls tell me ....I really need to know this
Those men that u said wanna date u
Did they come to Ur house

What's Ur father's reaction to this
Ur sisters nko

I am gay too that is why I am asking
My fellow gay
Laturuturu: 8:28am On Nov 10, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Then get ready to kiss the dust because i will make sure i dismember you and feed your decomposed flesh to the vultures...bush rat grin




See you....Ur fellow man they put dick inside Ur anus. Are you not ashamed
Are you not ?
In Ur mind u r girlie �
A man putting dick inside Ur anus
Then swear for u
Laturuturu: 4:41pm On Nov 09, 2022
SanctifiedSista:
Wednesday rant
Today is my off day but home all day
Light no dey and very bored
Thank God midweek service living faith church is by 6pm.. make I go hear God word and recieve grace to survive and prosper in this country wink cheesy cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy wink



Can u host short time before service
Laturuturu: 4:39pm On Nov 09, 2022
Deborah200299:


We are doing great thanks . The rent, feeding and other expenses are covered by a very good samaritan



God bless the good Samaritan.
Pls don't have sex while Ur little sister is around
You and good Samaritan should use hotel pls.
I beg u
Laturuturu: 9:04am On Nov 09, 2022
Hesssi:
I was born this way, I have this feminine look and body, I'm 22 years old, I'm light skinned. I behave like a woman. The truth is I'm Gay... But soon I will be a transgender. I'm planning to leave this country soon.

Here in Nigeria, People see us like we have mental disorder. They undermine LGBT sense of self, they make us feel we have no place in the world. It's not our fault we're being created like this.

I have many guys who toast me almost everyday, but they try as much to keep our relationship a secret. Why do our society hate us so much

Developed countries like US, UK, Canada, e.t.c keep making life easier for LGBT. But Africa keep making life worse for us. It's so pathetic.

LGBT are really going through alot in Africa. I would appreciate if the s add some options to identify ourselves when ing nairaland. For example

James (M) - male
Princess (F) - female
Vivian (L) - Lesbian
Desmond (G) - Gay
Shola (B) - Bi-sexual
Ebube (T) - Transgender

Please, Enable people like us to feel like it is okay to be LGBT.

Thank you. I Love you all.



See no come.Agege ooo ask that Una Rainbow Pastor Bisi Alimi
We almost lynch that folk that year if not for landlord dem
It was on Sunday where he dey do him rainbow church. But him Nevers git good beaten
As in good beaten
Even police hand waya dem belt.
Again no come Agege ooo
Laturuturu: 8:59am On Nov 09, 2022
Samantha123:
Sir, if you're gay, then you're wasting your time trying to push your LGBTQ agenda here.. Nigeria is still a conservative religious country and no matter what you say, they'll still see it as demonic.

Rather work hard, gather some money, and move to a country that accepts LGBTQ people, but always keep in touch with your family back at home.



Now I read it.. Ur mom told you trash
Just wait make.i catch u.
Na die be that
Ur fellow man dey fuckc Ur yansh u dey happy.
Idiot

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Laturuturu: 8:56am On Nov 09, 2022
Hesssi:
Christians are the worse set people living on earth and yet they go about calling Muslims all kinds of names. (mind you I'm not a Muslim).

If we were to go by nature just like how David Oyedepo is running his mouth. By nature it requires a man and a woman to have sexual intercourse before they can produce a child right? But when an invisible being got Mary pregnant in the Bible, Christians didn't call that demonic.

Let come back to this modern day. I'm sure if the hypocrite David Oyedepo noticed his wife was pregnant without any sexual intercourse he would sent his wife packing. He would have also called the Angel's voice demonic voice.

This is the same western world that brainwashed you Christians and gave you Christians demonic Jesus. Since you Christians want to go by nature, your Jesus Christ is also demonic. You Nigerian Christians should please focus on your white idol called Jesus. Y'all God/Allah make few mistakes. They are not perfect either.

According to what my mummy told me, I was supposed to be a girl by nature, two different scan also approved that I was girl. But unfortunately when I was born, I was a boy.

I feel so uncomfortable being a boy, I try to act like a boy but it doesn't work. Everything about me is feminine. I walk, talk, laugh, and act like a female and the truth is I really feel absolutely comfortable doing so. Infact I will be a transgender soon.

Nigerians are too religious. Most People discriminate me so much like I'm not human. I Love being alone, I don't even associate with people, I don't have friends. Most Nigerians mentality are too low.

Well, I also have some Nigerian guys who wants to date me, they profess love me. There is nothing demonic about being LGBTQ. Allow people do what makes them happy. Soon I will out of this country for my transgender surgery to female.

Live and let live.



I didn't read Ur write up but since is pro suck pussy and Bleep yansh

We will kill u people one by one

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Laturuturu: 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2022
Animegirl:
Recently have been meeting guys with receding hairline even at age 25-28 shocked. I thought men don't age even though they clock 45 embarassed but I was wrong. Young men with bald head or receding hairline is a capital NO for me.



You have the right ti choose who Yiu date my dear
As for me , if you are not a virgin . Sorry na Ur name
I can't date a LovePeddler
Virgin or varmoose

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Laturuturu: 9:54am On Nov 08, 2022
This teaching of a man should provide always is killing our women. Yes ! Weaponising sex will not do any woman good. Okay when you weaponising it ..after I have bleeped u so what next. Am I free to go now. The trophy has been won.
We are all in this eco system together. Stop believing a man is out there to provide for all Ur mudane needs.

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Laturuturu: 9:51am On Nov 08, 2022
ukandi1:


I married one and life has been so miserable for me.
I need saving



Na wa

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Laturuturu: 8:21am On Nov 08, 2022
Naijaisshitho:
Women look down at me all the time. I've never successfully dated a girl before. I usually beg my way in to see without success . However, this afternoon, this girl I've been on her case pretty much belittled me and I've been unhappy since. I just need to rant here. Below is our chat.

Note : I've sent her more than #200k within two months of knowing her.




Money wey u for use eat vegetables , beans and fish oil supplements.
That way you will grow chubby mature and handsome
Nownu use am sub for pussy.
Gbam Ur sub is not activated.
Wasted crashing naira

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Laturuturu: 4:20pm On Nov 07, 2022
Crazychris:
but she hasn't seen her period since 3 months bro, what could have caused her not to see her period?



Perhaps infections
Tell her to go do blood test
Laturuturu: 2:57pm On Nov 07, 2022
Your gf is not pregnant. The second line is didn't show clearly
There is nothing to worry about.
What I can see from the test is typhoid malaria
No problem bro

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Laturuturu: 2:44pm On Nov 07, 2022
Candidlady:
angry

After killing the girl you went ahead to set the hotel on fire



Dead gender


That dude above me na man cheesy
Prime suspect is ☆☆☆☆




What has drugs got to do with the post sir undecided

Men are naturally wicked leave drugs out of the matter




The girl must be a C E Hoe

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