NewStats: 3,263,882 , 8,181,745 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 02:55 PM 4q3h5w

Witchcraft is when you spend the whole day enjoying with your new Bae.
When you log on Facebook, your Bae's status says "What a boring day"

Slender girls are very cool and sexy.
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Until she is pregnant, then she will be looking like python that swallowed a goat.

I want to change my Facebook name to "Benefits". . If a girl add me, it will say "You are friends with Benefits".

Public clinics will humble you... You'll hear a nurse say "those with TB one side and those with HIV please follow me."

Scientists are still trying to understand why a circular pizza is kept in a square box and eaten in triangles

A slay queen died in my area , her family searched for the pictures they will use as her obituary, all the pics she had was either smokingshisha, bending legs & stretching mouth . So they used her mother's pic and wrote "The Daughter of this Woman is dead"

Dissapointment is when your new girlfriend visit you for the first time, and take off her bra.
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Then the breast goes down like a garage door. It will be like "Krrrr paa", then the nipples points her toes.

Black Parents Will Fall Asleep While Watching News And Wake Up When You're About To Change The Channel.

My sister you don't owe anybody a flat stomach. . You can continue with that air bag, its yours

Its a very big embarrassment to use a condom when having sex with a girl from Ekiti.
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She will go around the whole state, telling everyone that "His dick is new, its even still in a plastic".

I even heard that it's because of Afe Babalola university pringles was taken to Ekiti

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When you have a big fight with her, and still angry at each other. you see her naked but the dick shows " I am not part of the stupid fight, i forgive her".

Only few would understand!

A german girl married a Spanish man and went to spain...She can't speak Spanish...Each time she wants to buy chicken legs she would lift her skirt & show her thighs or enable the seller understand her....This went on for some time...One day she wanted to buy banana ...So she took her husband to the shop...(dont laugh yet, listen dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well .

Yoruba people are misusing the respect that they grew up with. . Even after collecting money from the Atm they go down on their knees".
BTW I'm Yoruba

Hey Guys thanks a lot for the comments and likes....I'm glad my posts are making you guys laugh...I'm working on starting an instagram page to post jokes like this, facts and pretty interesting stuffs but I need your , likes, follows ....please I need to know if I have you guys ...Please appreciate a brother's effort...please leave comments, likes and let me know if I have your s

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Nobody Walks Faster Than a Guy in Need of Emergency Condom..

Men, One thing you should take onto consideration when approaching a lady is that the longer her skirt, the longer the relationship.
Don't ask me how I know.

A man divorced his wife and after one week her father died The wife inherited $150billion The man called her and said "Baby am pregnant"

Honestly, Africans don't have time to rest, even after death they work as ancestors

My Dear ladies in the house ..
When sweeping your boyfriend's room,please don't sweep away any white paper randomly ..before you sweep away your bride-price oo..
When you see any white paper,check it first,and if it carries something like...
Real Madrid vs Barcelona over 1.5
Chelsea vs Arsenal
Hmm..my sister just drop it, that might be your bride-price cheque.

The way my Uncle is so Humble when i teach him how to operate a Touch screen phone
I can even send him to go and buy me recharge card ..

Yesterday I heard my girlfriend singing "Banana fall on you" then I bought her banana . Today she's busy singing with too much pride "Money fall on you" I wonder what goes on her mind

Yesterday my gf visited me at my house
We started listening to the song (fall )by davido
I started singing from (banana fall on you -prada fall on you)
When the part (i don't wanna be a player no more) started i kept quiet
And she started yelling
Her: Hai! why did you stop singing ,so you want to be a player ?! we never still settle

The way my neighbor loves eating chicken Feet All her chickens are now using wheelchairs

Dating a church girl is the best....If I cheat, and she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil

Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking, just Know she is going to her guy's place. How did I know This?? Because it's written in syrup bottles "shake well before use" Wisdom will kill me one day.

So this guy has refused to go home simply because he posted on Facebook;
"A father that is not like Dangote, is that one a father" and his father liked it

• So the only thing Satan can do to the naked eve is only to convince her to eat the forbidden fruit.. that nigga must be a gay

My sister if your baby knows how many old men sucked those breast, she'd prefer porridge

Some girls know you are broke, yet they will get pregnant and tell you they have good news for you.. whats good about the news

My friend is Jobless and his Employed Girlfriend told him..."This Relationship is not Working,Just like you!!

My friend has lost his appetite for 3days now

Can Someone Answer Please!!
•When they Toothpaste,they show us Clean,White and Health Teeth Right?
•When they a Body Lotion,They show us Fresh & Healthy Skin Right?
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So why don't they show us anything while Advertising Pads??

Friend:You were so drunk last night Me:No I wasn't Friend:You called a Taxi to take you Home! Me:Yes so I will not be involved in an Accident FriendSmile) the party was at your House idiot!