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Krystaal(m): 8:39pm On Jul 26, 2017
That's a bad punchline...I give it to the Afonjas when it comes to the music industry...they run music in Nigeria...They repping Nigeria all day!!

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Krystaal(m): 12:13pm On Jul 25, 2017
Yessgrin ...lol my Baby didn't tell me she was coming to my hostel to see me, I stay off campus...before she got to my room she was already hearing a girl moaning...it was her friend sha...we still settled...
Krystaal(m): 11:42pm On Jul 18, 2017
I'll still love you oh, if you can do just one thing for me...give me sure 1000odd game since you have power...grin
Krystaal(m): 10:56pm On Jul 18, 2017
MissRaine69:
That's nothing to be proud off .
well you can see I'm working on myself cause I said the truth nowgrin
Krystaal(m): 10:44pm On Jul 18, 2017
Lol I lie a lot, I mean very well...so I can't marry someone that lies too if not...our children no go even know the meaning of truth
Krystaal(m): 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2017
Op this story does not add up, it's obviously made up..BTW Op no let me vex o na my Name *Hakeem* una Dey use for fake story....let me just chill

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Krystaal(m): 11:37pm On Jul 16, 2017
Chai! see nyash...this is why I always keep my Vaseline next to me grin

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Krystaal(m): 6:14pm On Jul 08, 2017
So it's been while I've seen a new Joke thread on nairaland Frontpage... So I decided to drop these I hope it gets to FP

# Who noticed??
The smell of onions on ur hand last longer than GLO 1.5GB data bundle

# No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"...

# It 's only Nigerian Police that will tell you;,,
Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS
what are you doing in KADUNA
you are Under Arrest.

# You are not a Model but you are just Tall and slim like who is rehearsing on how to disappear
Sista, may Food fall on you there!!

# I wonder what actually happened to "DESTINY KIDS".
they were just intimidating all our area kids that year.
Some parents go belike
Son: mummy I'm hungry
Mum: na only food u know. Can't u see destiny kids. No food for u again In dis house

# But wait oo
If Action Speaks Louder Than Words
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kung-fu

Feel free to drop yoursgrin

Cc MYND44 LALASTICALA SEUN
Please help a brother

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Krystaal(m): 3:27pm On Jul 07, 2017
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Krystaal(m): 3:24pm On Jul 07, 2017
I wish for long life, good health, healthy family, lots of money, God's blessing, joy, a good wife when I'm ready, cute kids, cars, houses and most importantly o wish God keeps my mum and make her enjoy what I'll do for her when my money comes
Krystaal(m): 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2017
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Krystaal(m): 1:26pm On Jul 07, 2017
Hehehe see these two pricks, the both of Dem career is dead and buried... Oh wait... They never had a career... All their songs Na always Mumu Mumu lyrics... They are both trying to stay relevant... Although they have moneygrin
Krystaal(m): 10:19am On Jul 07, 2017
Allahu Akbar ... FIRST TO COMMENT!!... At last, I dedicate this my FTC to our long lost president.... Wish him quick recovery... grin

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Krystaal(m): 9:27am On Jul 07, 2017
Chai Na me for marry this babe, I just no get her time... She toast me I no gree for her... undecided

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Krystaal(m): 8:45am On Jul 07, 2017
Juoukochukwu555:
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Krystaal(m): 8:42am On Jul 07, 2017
I like this Tekno dude, he's smart... He's taking advantage of this whole wizkid x Davido staged beef for fame and popularity...

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Krystaal(m): 8:37am On Jul 07, 2017
Hehehe, I'm sure they are just kidding.. if Na this man born me, I don't think I'd take anything he says serious... See Belle sef

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Krystaal(m): 8:33am On Jul 07, 2017
TEMINIKANSOSO:






Olodo rogboddo...sweet things no be for all person. Love chubby!
Who's be this one No be only chubby... Wey go naked with over size boobs and nyash get stretch marks with big stomach... Lol I know exactly what you wantgrin
Krystaal(m): 10:36pm On Jul 06, 2017
This Brianna tho'... Waste of beauty!!!... If I catch that one she go straight by force... She go love dick
Krystaal(m): 10:26pm On Jul 06, 2017
Aww this is cute, wanna get married to an adorable lady with a nice body not just one big fat busty Mummy that I won't be able to carry

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Krystaal(m): 10:21pm On Jul 06, 2017
Lol see Mumu clapback sef... She no Sabi insult... I trust my Ex, she no dey take ear hear insult... Even me sef collectgrin
Krystaal(m): 9:52am On Jul 06, 2017
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Krystaal(m): 12:12pm On Jul 04, 2017
expertman:
Good one Gallant soldier.
Na them them robber NCAN.
Make we dance shooki
Chai see nyashgrin
Krystaal(m): 12:09pm On Jul 04, 2017
slysneh:

SENSE FALL ON YOU ALL. I AM OBSERVING A MINUTE SILENCE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY
That's how they observed a minute silence for your father when he realized he wasted his sperm on you
Krystaal(m): 11:46am On Jul 04, 2017
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Krystaal(m): 11:40am On Jul 04, 2017
Wow I must get money for this life.....im sure she spends more than that in a day sef... 50k abi 50m N I'm sure they are some people that don't even earn up to this in 2 months
Krystaal(m): 11:38am On Jul 04, 2017
ameri9ja:

Op did not compose the list. It's from a magazine called "Tu.sh". Do u guys ever actually read?!!
Who's this Goat quoting me?!....
Krystaal(m): 9:47am On Jul 04, 2017
Uwww, May his soul rest in peace... Sometimes it's actually these drivers fault....May God save us... I know some people would still blame Buhari for this lol
Krystaal(m): 9:41am On Jul 04, 2017
OP Na only God know the kin girls wey you don meet to compose this kind list...
1.Big Dick
2. Money, lots of it
3. Swag
4. Height, tall guys of course
5. Beards
6. And a good body...
Which one be scar, sweat and big butt??

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Krystaal(m): 11:39pm On Jul 01, 2017
See this Lunatic grin grin....

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