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Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that x videos became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!

See the book on my signature and save yourself. Many of our problems can be solved through reading good books, but Nigerians don't read.

Wow. I wish it was a male corp member that won this The society is more friendly to women than men

yarimo:
Very unfortunate a thug as NLC president

kai
You are finished

I am trying so hard to do a critique on this, but i am still processing.

I may check out the book though, it shows a promising read.

Masturbation is a BIG deal. Millions of people are just dying in silence. It is well sha.

See people like them small Doctor wey them catch de masturbate, till today, shame no let am drop any hit song again.

D thing be like juju. Sometimes when you do am, that day na so so bad luck you go de see.


Walahi e get as e be

What the f*ck did i just waste my time on?

Pipefitter:


In reality, it will cost more than 250k owed to people to relocate, transportation, accommodation, feeding and the hustling... In Nigeria, if you are done, you are done except by grace..

not true. I speak out of genuine experience.

Mad people allowing greed to make them embarrass themselves and their family

helinues:
Make una go and ask for refunds from una teachers starting from primary school teachers

Office Boss: Give #10m to 5 people and helinues

Agbado messenger: Yes sir.

(Agbado messenger went to call five people and gave them #10m without including helinues and came back to office boss)

Office boss: welcome Agbado messenger

Agbado messenger: Thank you sir

Office boss: have you delivered my message?

Agbado messenger: Yes sir

(Office boss takes his phone and calls helinues to confirm whether he got the message, helinues said nobody gave him anything o. With annoyance, office boss turned to Agbado messenger)

Office boss: helinues said you didn't give him anything.

Agbado messenger: sir but you said 5 people. I gave it to 5 people, must helinues be part of them?

Office boss: i knew there were more than 5 people but i mentioned helinues for a reason. This shows you lack common sense and for that reason, you cannot continue to work here. You are fired!!

TriCee:
Hmm, this exactly how boko haram started.
Ekpa boys are just bringing unrest to the same land they claim to be fighting for.

These guys started unchecked. They were even hailed then. Now they can boldly mandate people to sit at home, because someone gave them guns.

They were peaceful untill the python danced. They have decided to become violent until the python dies.

You ended up saying nothing. Even Seun and other Nairaland front page s are no longer interested in pushing your update to front page. Stop wasting your time

Interesting but not impressive

On their way to southeast to clear "ipob" hideout



Clowns🤡

STRI1:
Good. Now that Buhari isn't the president, suddenly there's no more Fulani herdsmen.

The shift has changed to Yorubas, with names like; Yoruba Muslims etc. Surfacing. The world should be aware of ipob terrorist tactics to tarnish the Yorubas name..

You are sounding like you do drugs. Are you a Tinubu er?

STRI1:
Christianity should be banned

Christianity is a cancer to the world.

Christianity should be avoided like a plague.

Imagine a world that is occupied only by 'your' religion. It will not last a year, going by the number of terrorists that will be everywhere. Fuul

TemplarLandry:
A fast-fading regional bloc like the European Union should stop pokenosing into our internal affairs. Their unsolicited opinions are inconsequential. Nigeria refuses to be your appendage.

You are a shame to your children

WEALTHYLADYTIME:
THIS IS BRILLIANT,



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JESUS IS THE ONLY SAVIOUR



WEALTH IS GOOD.

m*mu every time you will be deceiving yourself, you dont have anything.

DEROXMAN:
Happy sallah Bro pls help me o even if na 2k 3065657897 firstbank i swear am going through a lot

He has nothing to give you. The guy is a pupper. You are far better than he is.

LordviccoDaGuru:


Send me ur details lemme bless you with money that will feed u plus ur entire generations. Am not lacking anything, I eat whatever food I want. Not to talk of you who can't afford 1 square meal per day. I will also sponsor all ur family aborad. Buhari settled me very well before leaving office. I will pay homage to him in UK Next week

is it an empty drum that makes the loudest noise or a filled drum

Tinubu

NOETHNICITY:
Well, with the steps so far taken by the drug addict in governance, we are praying that he keeps taking drugs so he can keep taking more of those steps

no problems keep getting deceived by paper propaganda, the reality will teach you a lesson

drlateef:




President Tinubu is not a drug addict. You are the one under the influence of drug. Otherwise you will think before you talk. And have you checked her hymen to know that she is a virgin?

as we speak, Tinubu might be taking drugs now

drlateef:



Olosho that changed location now calling himself a virgin.

Aminaat is a virgin, your president is a drug addict. They are not comparable

drlateef:




Shut up!!! Tinubu is a first class graduate like Amina, he was top of the class like Amina. Unlike Peter Obi, a third class graduate crook and scammer.

Don't ever compare a drug addict to a virgin

Mccullum:


Must you relate all post to Tinubu, this is too primitive manner of hatred and self reducing of yourself.

It's your constitutional right to express your view, criticize maturely, please.

You will be a cunning person in real life who betrays niggers for personal aggrandizement

NOETHNICITY:
If I check very well now you are one of the ers of the 3rd class graduate of philosophy.

it's better than ing a drug addict whom as we speak may be taking drugs

bayplus:


Hatred kills faster than Cadiac arrest.

It seems some people can't sleep or eat without mentioning Tinubu.

How is Tinubu and his lagos state achievement a problem here.

By the way, the lady being celebrated is from Edo but achieved the feat in lagos.

If I was in the pharmaceutical industry. I will stock pile depression drugs because many ers of "Go and in China" will need it soon after the tribunal judgment. It is a sure banker. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

E pain am!
You used a whole extra sheet just to prove nonsense