NewStats: 3,264,986 , 8,185,274 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 04:23 AM d5o1y

ggrin:
+lung

U sure so?
Na it be say na during world war them born am be that

ggrin:
that fear fear guy

The guy no get liver shey?

KingTom:
Why you no accept am?

Accepting will be greediness and stinginess.
Something wey i don use finish come dash person then i go come go collect am back.
Mehn iam a generous dude and not a stingy one

Tashaamania:

You cant even spell my moniker correctly, na there your failure take start

Nah.
For me to spell your moniker wrongly and you still got a mention alert speaks a lot that i am on the right track a very perfect match and i have always known that what starts roughly always ends well.
So come on sweetheart, just handover your office and come here lets set dis place ablaze with our chemistry

KingTom:
So wetin you wan make I do?

Accept ggrin match and partake.
U guys are match made in heaven.
Ice had to die so that you guys can come together.
Abeg no make fall my guy Ice hand o

KingTom:
Ehn she don return back to you now

Forward ever, backward never.

Baba shey u no be enemy of progress ba?
Tashamaania on my mind

KingTom:
Mtcheeeew. I dash you

Bro why u dey take me back na.
You don 4get say na me been dash Ice the babe??

KingTom:
Ara gba kwa gi ni isi there, who dey run olosho ministry

Baba U don 4get say na me be ur secretary b4 i come resign go open church 3years ago.

KingTom:
Unto wetin na? I can't betray my bro Ice, I can't!

Ice is dead bro
So she is all yours.

KingTom:
Na so we see am o

Dont worry.
Any plan by them to spoil ur market no go work IJN.

Ur olosho ministry will continue moving until it gets to its permanent site.

Can i hear a loud Amen bro?

standd:


How can I ever forget you..
Just don't ask me to vote for anyone who isn't the finest to me, you know I don't roll that way. Please, so that what happened in 1643 won't happen again

1643?? that's during the time of my grand dad who is ur husband.
Please i would love to know what happend, gist me nau.

KingTom:

Mkpi I know say this kin thing no go you by

Just as Baba God blessing no dey me by
Ntita
See as woman the wash U

Tashaamania:

KingTom is a chronic flirt. He cant participate, he'd chase his potential babes away if he sticks to one partner. Smh

KingTom na u be this?

Rexology:

Most of the contestants are . The contest should be taged ' the most handsome boy in Nairaland' and not "Mr. Nairaland"

Nomination is still on sir.

Your acceptance and subsequent partaking in the contest is enough to justify the tittle of the contest. or what do you think sir??

BTW, Good evening sir.

standd:


Grandson, your can not trick me with that mail oh You know I will always vote for the cutest eye-candy, this is a beauty contest na, shouldn't be a popularity thing or man-know-man. It's just for fun and some socializing.. Not as serious or life-threatening as some of you take it jare.

Lol.

You 4got to add the most 'mouth-watering' and 'yummy'
Maybe you should talk to the organizers to scrape off the campaigning that is attached to the contest then. cant you see that all the contestants are handsome (facially) so therefore we need an alternate way of determining who is the best

Why would i even try to trick my grandma, i know she may be old but i surely haven't forgotten that she like better thing and always goes for the best, well with time we shall know if i was tryna play a trick on you or actually recommended the best for you as a grandson who cares about her grandmum .
Okay, what about the congratulatory aspect, is that also a trick too?? Common, accept my congratulations joor. .

How you dey na, the way wey you dey take forget your son is punishable according to section 235, subsection 4 of the family constitution, seriously you wouldnt want me to spell out the punishment it attracts, my hand cant fit type it self ??
You nid to make amends oo

standd:
Fine boys everywhere
Btw, I hope this won't be like the last one iBeg, you guys should let the finest win oh...

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Hi KelvinGraphics

Yes grandma.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, u know.

Good evening ooo

Caseless:
Kelvingraphics, I de ur cand's back.

Oshey Baba.

Spaxon:

.

Hey.
We need to have some private talk.

KingTom:
Google still get the proof

Which of the google??
Mehn, this one google power o, try am wetin google go tell u na 'error 404, page not found'

Our Certificate of return just waka like that and i been never photocopy my own b4 that thing happen.

Abeg if your own google get the proof abeg tell me o.

lekinz:
Can I nominate myself?? ... Am a newbie on this section tho ave been on Nl for a long time, am not that popular so I don't know if I can get a nomination ....
I nominate Lekinz

Of course you can sir.

But i will be very delighted if you permit me to nominate you sir, it will be a honour.

KingTom:
Ewu Gambia, You no tell that babe say you be Deputy Mr. Nl once upon a time

Mehn she know o.
The babe say she be Jagaban, that she can play a Buhari on me and put me as the C in C
U know say that NL tsunammi been nullify that year contest, as it stands now there is no proof that i was once a deputy back then or Benn the C in C
So you can always challange anybody that lists Mr. Bennkumar as ex Mr. NL

Jennimma:

Just accept nomination jare and stop forming

Do you know if i have accepted nomination already??

U are not the first person to nominate me o

KingTom:

Ewu Togo, why u carry ?? for head na, u don dey hawk am?

Jennimma:
I nominate Kelvingraphics

Boooooooo of life

Booooo of life??

Scam ooo!!!

KingTom please help me call EFCC o

naijaboiy:

Lol I dont have o.

Okay let me nominate some fine guys I know.

Alberto2k
Tomfrench
Orijin101
Kelvingraphics
Darkrebel
Kingtom

Errr....

I hardly check guys profile

okay boss.
but lemme consult the Oracles of my village for their advice.
But meanwhile, i nominate PROMKING

dechandel:
@ bolded
Where did you see my picture? The last time i checked, my profile was picture empty

He has the picture saved on his phone.
That's how important ur pix is to him

Kachisbarbie:


thanks joor,

Wheeeww!
These rappers dey try o.
It took me 20mins to come up with dumb lines. If say I be artist, e mean say I fit use 2years for a track at this pace.

I suffer to try the cypher.
When it looked like I succeeded, it said file format not ed. I don't know what to do again.

Dope rapperz are just like drugz na, they are rare (not everywhere)
If it will take u 2 yearz for a track, then it will take you like a milleneum for an album just as it's taking Airforce1.

File format not ed ke or are you tryna play it with Nokia 3310??
The song is in the normal mp3 format which is supposed to play on any audio playing device. But you can try converting the song tho, that's if you have an audio converter.
Never knew u like rap musics o.

Happy Sunday B.T.W.