NewStats: 3,265,234 , 8,186,088 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 12:59 AM 4a3465

Bahamas95:
Jesus!

Fvcking disgusting.

Do snakes give birth like mammals, I thought they lay eggs?

All snakes lay eggs, the difference is some do not externally lay eggs, but instead produce young by eggs that are hatched internally (or inside) the body of the parent.

Amotolongbo:
@OP

If you wanna lie to us, please package your lie in such a way that it will look real and sensible ma.

Many “Olosho” who are on free range gan haven’t got as much as hundred customers, let alone a house maid kept indoor of a home not a brothel o

You lie!
I had a girl that slept with 17 guys within 2 years we met. Those are the ones I confirmed from chats and sms.

Smoothbabykong:
Hi guys,
I need your honest opinions about my relationship.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for quite a while but I don't know what is happening at the moment.

The problem is this, we both live in the UK. We have made plans to get married and we have plans to start up a business in Nigeria. The truth is that she kept some money with me and I used it to sort some debts out but was planning to give the money back to her when she is ready to leave for Nieria.

What really happened was that there was a certain money given to me by another to help him send down to Nigeria. Out of trust, I told another friend of mine to handle the transaction but unfortunately it all went sideways. So I had to use the money with me to sort the debt out while I recover the other from my other friend.

My girlfriend has been asking me for the money and I lied to her that it's in my but there has been sort of a problem with it which she believed. The day she was suppose to go to Nigeria, she still asked about it and she told me if I was busy my friend (she knows the guy) can pick up the money for her because she needs to sort some things out enroute to Nigeria. I called my friend and told him to lie to her that the money is with him and I will know what to tell her till I can recover the money from him.

Later that day, she called me and was crying that I betrayed her. She told me everything that happened to her money which means my friend must have told her. She hung up. I tried calling my friend, he has blocked me. Lots of things were through my mind. Dont know what to do. She sent me a few messages and blocked me on both WhatsApp and via calls. When she got to Nigeria that same day, she unblocked me. She told me I have to pay and I said yes I will. I itted I lied and I tried to explain to her why I lied. Its been a week. I have tried apologizing twice. She read it and ignored me. I told her send me the she wants the payment. She didn't reply. Fortunately I have her brother's number and sent her 70 percent of her money and I sent her the receipt too. I only managed to get that amount after selling my car off with a few gadgets and electronics in my house.

I don't know whether to just forget about her or to wait till when she is ready to talk.

She has done outrageous things in past which I have overlooked also. I have even resulted maybe she has another person with in Nigeria and I should just move on.

Thanks for your opinions

You must be into something real bad.
Your friend sending your money sideway and your other friend telling your girlfriend the truth, is not coincidence.
The poor girl should move on with her dear life, while you make sure you pay the remaining 30 %.
Bottonline: Look for your kind and let her live her life. She deserves better!

ezenwaez:
Please if you are an N-Power Batch C Volunteer and on checking your Npower payroll tab you noticed it was written "invalid " it simply means your details are not correct.

Try editing your number, and names please ensure that your names corresponds to your BVN names and your Npower NASIMS profile names.

If your details does not correspond with all the data on Npower NASIMS profile you will not be paid.

Mine is still showing "Beneficiary Bank Not Available"

MhiztaFrank:
There is this guy disturbing my girlfriend for a relationship.... He normally sends her money... At the initial point, my girl was hiding it from me and I knew about it through her WhatsApp conversation, I pretended like I never saw anything or even noticed anything until one day she open up to me that there is a guy disturbing her for a relationship but she doesn't like the guy. (There are other guys too, but this one is head over matter). She said she just want to play on the guy and nothing more. Then I said no problem, do what makes you happy.

The calls and chats were getting too much then little by little I started to get upset (meanwhile she stays with me). So the guy has sent her money so many times like 5k upwards.... She would use the money to buy clothes for me and some other ones for herself, she swore with her life that she doesn't love the guy and I said okay.


Recently the guy promised her 300k to rent an apartment, she then asked me if she should collect it or not....I told her, do what makes you happy(not that I don't love her but I don't want jealousy to be my weakness and also make her think I don't mean good for her). she was angry at my reply, then I told her why, she said she was expecting me to get angry, be jealous, shout on her, tell her not to collect the money, then I told her, in this present economy, not everyone will be able to turn down a big sum of money like that especially ladies of nowadays.... immediately I made this statement, she called the guy in my presence to never call her again that she doesn't love him, she went to WhatsApp to block the guy.

I was a little bit angry but I didn't show it... My selfish self wanted her to collect the money first before doing so....


So what am trying to say is....there are still ladies out there who can't compromise because of money, Love still exist, and to be truthful I have not given her upto quarter of 300k before but she chose to turn it down just to keep the relationship.

True love may still exist, but some of us are not lucky to find one.
I dated a lady that had boyfriends every town she visited until I discovered through her FB she forgot to sign out on my system.
The main town where I stay we (boyfriends) are 3.
Thank God I discovered at the verge of our introduction.
From her conversation, I was not even her main boyfriend.

ezenwaez:
They were just informing you on why you were not paid initially

My reason for not being paid is "Beneficiary Bank not available" where are they going to see my Bank this time? However, my payment status is showing Pending.

ezenwaez:

Please if you are an N-Power Batch C Volunteer and your payroll status recently changed from "failed" to "pending", please the stages below are the procedures your stipend will undergo before you are finally paid

1) If you are an N-Power Batch C volunteer and your payroll status says 'PENDING' it simply means you are being processed into the payroll structure, once you are on the payroll list it means your chances of being paid is at 100%.

2) From "PENDING" your payroll status will change to "PROCESSING" this simply means your money/stipend has been sent to your bank from Central Bank of Nigeria, again your chances of being paid at this stage is 100%.

3) Once your payroll status displays "PAID" it simply means your has been credited, if your payment status displays paid, it means your chances of being paid is >100%, at this stage all N-Power Batch C Volunteers are advised to keep checking their banking app or use their
bank USSD to check if there was an increase in their balance.

My resaon is "Beneficiary Bank Not Available" Where are they going to see my Bank this time?

Mammangaddafi:
which bank are you using?

Access

ezenwaez:
Payment for all Npower Batch C Volunteers having issues is under processing and very soon most N-Power Batch C Volunteers having issues will be paid.

If you are an N-Power Batch C Volunteer and your payroll displays "NO ACTION TAKEN" please ignore this issue, you will be paid.

Concerning October payment, all N-Power Batch C Volunteers should exercise patience as the payment is undergoing processing and all Npower Batch C Volunteers awaiting October stipend will be paid before December ceteris paribus.

Source: https://www.npvn-nationwide.com.ng/2021/11/npower-second-payment-processing.html?m=1

Reason on my payroll is "Beneficiary Bank not available", meanwhile my Overview page is clearly showing my Bank detail.
Is there any problem?

Prock1414:
Good morning ezenwaeze
Please,under payroll mine is showing pending now and beside it they said that the reason is that the beneficiary bank not available.is the problem from the bank or what,please help
Please I need your reply, thanks

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Mine showing same thing

SultanOfPuna:
If this is what is called Beauty in 1957
Then I must say I'm HIGHLY disappointed
Make una dey talk true for once
The woman no fine at all

My grandma from Enugu who is 86 was very far more beautiful and sexy than this woman during 1957..

She is the beautiful LoLo in the middle
That pic is 1962

Not just looking beautiful but intelligence and smartness.

leonJunior:
Good day guys my npower payment status changed from processing to failed this afternoon. What could be the remote cause of this problem because the number on my dashboard is correct

Samething here

Amarisa:
Ps it's for graduate category..pls can I you personally @ezenwaez

Learn how to read before commenting

uthlaw:
I was surprised awhen it changes to September, thinking payment will start from October!

Some people started work at their PPA September before npower later announced 4th October as resumption date.

Micksam:
Sum1 please confirm, my month changed from October to September, but am yet to receive any alert, does it mean they would be paying two months or am i getting it all wrong?

Mine too changed from October to September, I'm still yet to receive alert.

Lollittaa:
As far as I could , I've always had very painful menstruation. To a point that it affects my ability to work or be productive.
Painkillers hardly work, so it's about 4-7 days of Pre menstrual cramps +5 day period of agony. Almost two weeks every month. Sometimes I fall sick during or after my period.
I talked to my doctor. I was thinking family planning pills might pause my periods for sometime. But he said no they don't. He advised I be taking painkillers prior to my period and I have ulcer.

I'm tired. NL doctors, what can I do?

Just drink Igboya and thank me later

efficiencie:
Pope Francis or Petrus Romanus (as per saint Malachy's prophecy) is a satanist disguised as a pope. He will obviously give his desecrated, abominable and satanic waters and wine to Joe Biden (let's go brandon). The man who says women are free to kill babies in the womb up to 9 months. The man forcing people to take a vaccine that does not protect against COVID nor prevent its spread or risk losing their jobs. The man who plunged the East back into conflict and instability. The man who has emboldened China which now planning an attack on Taiwan. The man who has and is still ruining the US and converting it into a hellhole.

Fool spotted

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Wrong statement. Always check your work before posting.

Is that all?

metalgear11:
“Yewande!” I blurted out.

I was stunned. Yewande. After how many years? I didn’t know whether to hug her or just be casual, even though my heart was running laps in my chest. It was like a door to my past had been flung open. The last time I saw this girl was the day I invited her to my dad’s birthday. I ed the betrayal I felt that night; her voice over the phone when she called me to apologize during my service year and how I told her to never call me again. All that was more than five years ago and in one fell swoop, they all came back. All these thoughts flooded my mind for a few seconds before I came back to reality.

“Yewande…” I uttered again.

“Dimeji…is...is it really you?” she said. Her eyes were wide as saucers. I didn’t know whether to hug her or play cool. I decided on the latter in order not to betray my feelings.

“Yewande…” The armless, plunging V-neck African print jumpsuit she wore adorned her beautiful curves. A sharp glint of light reflected off the pendant of her necklace and drew my eyes to the inviting bulge of her smooth cleavage. A nice shade of red stained her wet lips. I felt my heart strings tug.

“I see you guy’s have already met. You did not even wait to be introduced,” I heard Iffy say as she walked up to where we stood near the table.

“Wait…you mean she’s your friend you wanted to introduce me to?” I asked in disbelief.

“DJ is the guy you were telling me about?” Yewande asked almost at the same time.

Iffy looked confused. “Dimeji? Yes, he’s the one I told you about. Do you know him?” She kept looking back and forth between the two of us.

“Of course, I know him…”

“Wait a minute, you said her name was Olaide…” I blurted.

“Yes, her name is Olaide,” Iffy replied. I turned to Yewande, who just smiled back.

“How do you know her?”

“We attended the same university back home in Nigeria. I was…she was like a sister to me,” I said.

“Ahh,” Iffy replied, her head nodding up and down with suspicious interest etched all over her face, “well then, it makes things easier for me. I’ll let you two catch up,” she smiled and left.

I led her to our table. “Olaide?” I asked, confused. She didn't respond, but smiled slightly. Then it clicked. Her names WAS Olaide. Her middle name. I just didn’t because she seldom used it and everyone called her Yewande back home. I pull out a chair for her and she sat down ever so elegantly. It was true. She oozed class. I won’t lie, I was slightly intimidated. This was a different Yewande from the one I knew so many years ago. She looked entirely different. Her aura portrayed sophistication and style. She seemed more mature. I was tempted several times in the course of the night to caress her glowing skin, but I controlled myself. I did not know how she would react to me after so many years. Those old feelings I had buried long ago started to resurface.

Finally, the party began to wind down. Very satisfied guests started to leave. Olaide…Yewande informed me she was calling it a night. I saw her off to the car park where I walked her to a small Toyota Corolla. I opened the door for her.

“It was nice seeing you again Yewande,” I said.

She smiled, and memories flooded back again. “It was nice seeing you again too Dimeji,” she responded.

I hesitated, then leaned forward to give her a small hug. I felt the slightest of tenseness from her. I quickly took a step back and closed the door after she got in.

“I hope to see you again sometimes…maybe catch up over coffee?”

She stared at me for a moment before starting her car up. “Maybe,” she responded. I watched the glow of her tail-lights as she slowly drove out of the parking lot. It was only then I realized I hadn’t asked for her number.

abah001:
because you now know that they have started paying. you thought it was a joke

Have they started paying?

PlayMaker14:
Atleast, I have learnt that the plural of Wife is “Wifes” from this daft fellow.

Grammarian, men are talking money and you're there talking nonsense. No go make money be there spotting errors.

Let's wait till month ends

Alexgman1:
Am hearing rumors that Npower may pay September stipend together with that of this month. How true is it? Does anyone has a concrete and genuine evidence as to that rumor? Pls I need to know.

I heard but no genuine evidence. Let's hope and see.

Kenturkey048:


Benue state is the most useless state on earth. I was in this same shit during my youth service with these animals. If not for the society youth leader that was also a serving corp member in another state that came to my rescue... I was already anticipating my dead body...

God will bless him wherever he is... I hate that tribe called TIV. I must revenge on those people even if it will take me 30years. God will keep every one of them alive to pay for their sins.

I graduate without sense
The hate will kill you.

Niece:

https://.com/pastor-caught-sleeping-with-married-woman-on-church-altar/

He is not a Pastor. Just a funny guy that goes about chasing women and requesting for fund to drink gin.
He is very intelligent and neat.
However, he steals because he stole a Novel in my office when he came visiting.
I heard from his close family friend that he is not normal.

Reader530:
This is to inform our candidates that NECO result for this year will be released from 11th October, 2021. Congratulations

Today is 12th October, 2021 but the result is not out.

evansjeff:
Good afternoon people, Please my sister wasn’t able to update her bank details during the time because of network issues, please help me, the portal is no longer allowing me to do the bank details update for her. She has completed all other processes. Please anyone with any idea what can be done? I already sent NPower mails but no response yet.

The thing is I’ve been the one processing this NPower for her and she has been very grateful to me. She will be very disappointed to see that her mates receives their allowance and she hasn’t.

Edit your profile by making sure your date of birth on your profile matches your BVN date of birth. That will be done together with re-ing your credentials.
After successfully doing that, go to Deployment Tap and input your bank detail where you can equally print your PPA.

Andyvilly:

Ignore the recent redeployment, stick to your previous PPA it won't affect your work or payment issue

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Thanks very much.
The process of starting over again locating PPA, g and ing, really scared me.

Andyvilly:
For all your relocation and redeployment issue, you can now log on to n power Portal and correct it now.

I'm automatically redeployed without making any request.
I don't have issue with my first PPA. I have already done g and ing of my acceptance letter.
What should I do now?

Fescoblack:
Fatal accident is the type of accident whose the victim pick up injuries, brusies etc. But ghastly, is howevery the accident that involves death for the victim. Let us be guarded

You're wrong. In fact you interchanged the whole thing. Kindly revisit your English teacher or dictionary and thank me later.

Unbreakable007:


U r a fool.

R u a doctor? .... Going to see ur mum does nt change anything. Send money if i have and pray for her. Ur number one priority in d military is discipline. Go... U move.. Don't go. U stand still. U r looking for whom to sympathize with u. Commissioned officers like u r d one conniving wt bandits. Idiot!!

Your reasoning is top notch.
His excuse is weak considering the fact that he is not a doctor.