NewStats: 3,264,470 , 8,183,806 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:28 AM 5p3820

worksmart:
Peter Obi is not my choice for president although I cannot imagine he can perform any worse than the unfolding disaster that is Bola Tinubu. I can never Obi because he performed poorly when he was governor for 8 years in Anambra. We should be looking to make current Minister of Works Sen. Engr. Nweze D. Umahi the new president.

I you on this. Umahi for president! Tough as nails!

phosky:
I brought down dollar with my power, Abido Shaker” – Odumeje

Chukwuemeka Cyril Ohanaemere, popularly known as Odumeje, proudly claims to be the only pastor to use one of his abilities, Abido Shaker, to bring down the dollar.

In addressing the congregation at his church during a ministerial service, the clergyman mentioned this. Eyes Of Lagos reports,
odumeje powers abido shaker dollar
Odumeje.

He mentioned that he had vowed to use his power, Abido shaker to bring down the dollar which was fast gaining value over the naira.

Odumeje noted that he was true to his word, and has since used one of his many powers, Abido Shaker, to bring down the dollar.

He further mentioned that no other pastor in Nigeria has been able to successfully do that other than him.

Odumeje added that he will still bring is further down, after which he will handle the presidential seat.
Check out reactions that followed …

nwaoke_ocha remarked: “E go shock Una say na only this man amongst all the pastors for naija go make heaven”

__tobe_ penned: “No pastor try that kind!!! Ride on pastor!! Next one na Dabush Kabash! That one fuel go drop to 30 Naira per liter 😤😤😤🤣”

https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/03/25/i-brought-down-dollar-with-my-power-abido-shaker-odumeje/

Undiluted one, 5litre! Go on prophet, bring down the price of diesel

Zico5:
And none of his brothers could rise up to help him, but can blow money anyhow to show off. Too bad

Don't worry "befitting burial" is better than being alive and be attended to!

chariisGRACE:


No, what they need is orientation, teaching them to eat and drink wisely, and ditching that YOLO mindset which I believe prompts one not to save for rainy days like this.

If truly he is dead, may his soul find peace.

It is better that he is dead or dies instead of that organ transplant that they're planning to do.

These guys eat anyhow. You'd see them down lots of sugar, alcohol in movies. Who knows how much they take behind the scenes?

They don't need God, they need a mental recalibration.

You have said it all...
No judgement, but once saw him downing bottles of gulder 🍻, he'd get up go use the washroom and return...no control over what they eat or drink... you've advised well..

post=129046266:

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ekiti-man-to-die-by-hanging-for-killing-wifes-lover/%3famp

I want to know if the man was expected to hand over a medal to the lover for a job well done!!
Anyway, why fight over a wife who's decided to collect elsewhere? There are many others ready to marry him self...now hangman's noose is his portion! Tragic!

Succezcard:
Guys, try read the first paragraph of Chapter one of CAMARA LAYE'S 'THE AFRICAN CHILD'.
Kid is probably oblivious of the danger he's (got himself) in.

That book!! I won as a prize almost 40 years ago! I'll find it and read again!

LocalFARMERS:



God bless you too. I like patriotic Nigerians who always pray for our Soldiers, who lay thier lives to fighting Bandits, terrorist, Robbers, Kidnappers etc

Same here brother!

spartachico:


Nice one, because you can't bring your frustrations from home or elsewhere and pounce on an innocent kid. Since the I showed up, it's only the heaster that gives out punishment to the puppil not teachers taking law into their hands.

And peace reigns!! Good!

spartachico:
School teacher sef no do quarter of this my son, dem feel ham for body.

I tell you!!
My daughter that's very quiet was flogged for the sins of others and bruise marks showed on her hands, my presence alone with the look of thunder sent the teacher over the fence in a flash! I insisted the man be sacked...and during the next PTA I raised a motion all corporal punishment be stopped... everyone agreed.

Usmanovic95:


He has committed a crime no doubt but it is the inaccuracies in the report and evidence tendered that makes the whole thing laughable. There was a time a friend of mine was arrested and we mobilized some people to bail him out,the police in charge of the case wasnt friendly with negotiation,he got angry and charged at us that he will get us all arrested and charge us for possesion of igbo(indian hemp) which he claim he had some in his office,we just behaved ourselves that moment.Police will always compound to your already compounded problem,just pray you dont have issues with them.

You're right my brother. I'm just perplexed that with all the tales of police planting things just to accuse guys, someone will still with his eyes wide open be part of being around dangerous weapons! Why draw unnecessary attention to oneself! He will blame joblessness, Tinubu, Buhari, his parents, his ancestors, even those he doesn't know!
I'm really pained! Waste of youth!

Usmanovic95:
Ban still get mind pose like an artiste . It's either he is been framed or he knows his sponsors will get him out in no time.His countenance shows he doesn't even know the gravity of the acclaimed crime filed against him.

One pump action and one double barrel was recovered from him, but una do parade with all the gun for police station 😅

He has no excuses and everything that he gets he deserves! Even if they plant atomic bomb on him. He claims they belong to a friend, he's aware these are not supposed to be in civilian possession...so he doesn't have any business being around such!

Ofodirinwa:


high voltage ignorance.

Gaskiya!
33kva voltage ignorance!

As usual, the first casualty is TRUTH!

danzaki63:
Where have you thrown the humanity in you? irrespective of the woman political inclinations. what is important is helping your Neigbour.

You know, he had to tell this so as to ease his pain and allow himself feel fulfilled!

Quodseverismete:
I have santus sanutorials.

Na comedian him be.

Please is this supposed to be some kind of tutorials? When is the class starting?

CountinBlessins:
What a tragedy!!
But why don't our artisans use safety equipment like belts helmets etc?

An electrician must be using safety gloves , fall belt and helmet plus safety boots and glasses.

Why risk your life this way.to work for a client without safety equipment?

We see those safety equipment as "waste of time" or "e dey delay me"

BALLOSKI:
Why it's better to bury the dead immediately.

Those doing the "embalment" - I don't know how they look at women from that point upward

Sincerely I'm against keeping bodies for long periods. Unless for police cases, else it's always best to bury as quickly as possible.
You needed to see what those guys where doing to the woman's body...one glance was enough!

malakaimoscondo:
only Christian naked corps....even in death Muslims dont violate their dead.....their unclothedness must be protected

Only christians??
Question: does your religion wash bodies of the dead or not? Don't limit it to your clan only, dig wide and deep.
Then let me educate you burial is not a "christian" ritual, it's just to dispose of the mortal body. The real thing is the immortal body which we strive to keep in tune with our God. If the immortal body is not alive in Christ then be sure that eternity is in damnation. The mortal body, whether desecrated or kept "pure" has no effect on the immortal!
Bible says the dead know nothing as all the earthly affection are ceased! So, if anyone likes he can oogle at the unclothedness of a dead human, it means nothing to the dead...

Hakeem66:
Her Plan B was the easiest for her.
A lot of people are on the suicide lifeline because of the country's conditions and we need to help out.
We need to help those in difficult conditions as much as we can. Let's prioritize humanity first before placing blame on ethnic and political factors.
I hope she finds rest, but overall, suicide should never be considered an option.

Very comionate person you are! This kind of statement is rare on nairaland.
God bless your heart.

Went to collect my elder brother body from the morgue 17 years ago was my first time in the morgue, a dead woman was being embalmed on the floor just by the entrance door, she was being pumped via her VJJ...I saw corpses naked, stripped of all dignity, laying there just waiting to be taken away for last rites and burial...yes I saw life in a different way!
Bible says it's better to be in a place of mourning than a place of mirth, for we will all take that route someday!
May we learn to number our days!

Largely these relationships are sparked by lust, sustained by alcohol and vanity and eventually peters out because there's more fishes in the ocean...

We are watching...

Biggie225:


Sure ,am working on something bigger now.

More wind in your sails sir

Biggie225:


Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.

Set your goals NOW that you've realized!

Biggie225:


Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.

One more lesson,
It's NEVER too late my brother...every dog has his day!!

Jesse6:
But come to think of it,
What has all the former Ministers in FCT been doing, you hardly see headlines about them doing projects like this.

Well may Nigeria Succeed 🙏

Sometimes I wonder what others did as ministers in the FCT. or they were just MINI STARS!
we sincerely want to see a difference from Wwike and I hope he achieves!

Herkim:



Thanks for your contribution.

The owner just came from traveling this particular day he snapped then sent it to me immediately.

This car is working perfectly, it's with the owner

That's ok...
You're the agent selling it, therefore your profile is what we see not the owner. If you present the car well, the sales and credit is yours.
Good luck sir

I can't believe you say neat interior... from the pictures, you can tell there's a lot of work to be done on this car,
Kindly wash it and repost your ment...

Chukwuka319:

Bro, my bad,I didn't think towards that direction at all, because where I come from, such mysterious death has occurred and autopsy didn't reveal cause of death as poisoning by underground gases.
So you won't blame me, neither will I myself.

No wahala sir, we learn everyday.

Chukwuka319:
There are wells with demonic essence claiming lives of those coming to it, and until such wells are filled after special prayers, Christian or traditional, they will keep claiming lives.
How could a well claim three lives at one period of time?
There is more to this.

Have you thought about it from the scientific point?
Some wells are filled with noxious gases that bubble up once a while and if you're caught in it it's fatal!
Carbon monoxide for instance...
Ever heard of lake Nyos in Cameroon? Read about what happened there.
Not everything we just conclude as diabolical!

rocknation62:
Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses.

1. Its sometimes called Face Me I slap you, due to the incessant fights daily.
If you dont fight, someone will fight you.
You must fight.

2. You can never go hungry unless you dont know your way around.
Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining whos cooking.
Drop small gist about another neighbor


3. Theres always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.

They are always proud of the years they have lived there.


They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)


4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night.

Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room.

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house.
She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street.
In most cases, she's the landlady.
They always have nicknames .

6. Theres always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates.


He acts like the landlord and hes always like Dont pour waste there Pay your nepa bill and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla.
You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too.

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesnt pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April.
Always coming up with excuses.
"My mama just die", the same thing he said last year.

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford.

He owes small rent but hes using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.


10. Theres always that Single Aunty who is neat.
She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesnt like to mingle with other women in the house.

(Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight.

... there's always the lady who measures her status by the size of her bumbum! The bigger it is the more she flaunts it to oppress the other ladies and gain stares from the men!

talk2hb1:
I can relate, when my Dad died in my hand in 2022, although I had the premonition 3days ahead.
I still can’t over him till today.

Mine died 24 years ago, I still feel like it was yesterday! I even dreamt about him recently!

Two stories.
I was in primary 5, our goalkeeper had "laya" around his waist, he said he'll tap it when a shot is directed at his goal and he'll catch it. We we're confident, ...yet we lost by 3 goals!
He couldn't explain why the laya failed him!
About the same age, we trusted lizard eggs to be potent to stop any balls crossing our goal.
A striker had beaten every defender we had, he was running at goal, an empty one at that! Keeper lay sprawled somewhere! As striker was about to pull the trigger, he stumbled! Lost the ball, and we were saved!! Our charm worked! And we won that game!!
Now, should we trust the lizard eggs??