NewStats: 3,263,806 , 8,181,460 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 01:45 AM 714s22

8 men.. the two by the window are outside the house, they don’t count

fojjosh:
So anyone that has that type of lips are smoker ❓ U don finish i swear

Pig

Angelfrost:


So, what exactly is the correlation between both?!

Did the following start smoking after they got employed or started making money?

Elon Musk
Cubana Chief Priest
Phyno
Burna Boy
Odumodu Black
Portable
Naira Marley
Davido
Wizkid
Etc..

Abi, is smoking meant solely for those working, inventing things, or running businesses?!!

Sharap dia

She no get job but she can smoke weed

josephine123:


U re the one obviously saying gibberish right now, u just want us to know that there is an animal called palm civet.


Look at the size and the tail, how is it palm civet??

Anyone who knows about your stupidity and still remains with you in an argument is more stupid.. no difference between you and an slowpoke.. part of your brain don loss

TinubuCriminal:


Madam Bold Ignoramus, that is not a hyena.
Where was it written that whoever kills an animal can name it whatever except in The Handbook for Illiterates?

So if your illiterate husband names the animal a pig I have to throw away my education and follow his empty brain to call it a pig??


This is exactly why the guy above is advising you that school is not scam. Enroll for adult education today.

See people wey I dey share country with.
How can anybody question the white man when they say our average IQ is 67?


Spits*

I was just ultra irritated reading through his/her stupidity… every line be like say na slowpoke dey write am… a lot of people are really stupid!

These are same people who’ll vote for bastard leaders on the premise of religion and tribe… spits again ***

Shey these two people no know of these two boxer wen just die recently?

With stacks of money left lying around in plain sight.. yeah you’ll need that money if you buy this car.. lots of it..

That’s if the car carry you reach house after you pay for it

geokay777:

U meant to say his Visa /Wakabook

Oh yes my good sir

dalass:


Nigerian man shows off his slave master

He will cook, clean, wash underwears etc... Even carry poo poo and change pampers... Yet the wise old oyinbos grandma will just thank him and leave him without a penny.

They think those old women no get sense or lawyers? Dey play

I no dey play. I serious

Nigerian man shows off his Queen

Nigerian man shows off his bank

ibtommy:
.
Watery .
You be clown o. She sure fed them the 'thing' consistently

😂😂

ibtommy:

You got it. She couldn't have risen to that position without a daily dose of unforgettable 'leg opening' talkess of getting hired in the first place. The CEO is in serious trouble. He go shalaye tire

Beyond obvious…

The shenanigans men get into because of the sweet watery guts in between thighs..

Ugochi’s toto was too sweet for the CEO not to reward… the CEO of this hospital who was probably an ex banker with no medical experience and just a businessman, could not have possibly know what he was doing… Ikpú Ugochi, na you cause this one!

Everyone has a price…
For the right price, you’ll change teams

This one is called “one blow seven die”
When you buy this one and survive the onslaught worse than the one Jesus suffered in the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights including Satans temptation, after 1 year you’ll have enough car knowledge to open your own Kazeem workshop

Large flat screen TV as a student in 2011 and especially big brother naija in 2011?

Brenbentondiaz:


He's more related to Osama benz Hiding.

Good one

Camaro5:
800k

You go carry gun eventually my brother

Beautiful Mercedes Benz and Lexus collaboration

Kennitrust:
please dear be very constructive in criticism.

I guess you have never fallen for a failed love that looks so real.

Epele failed lover!

Rascals like you give everyone else a bad name. I know you have a sister younger or older who'll be more than grateful if you sent her as little as 10k every month.

But you won't send it because you can't fuxk her! Otondo

Ramsinuah:
You are not sincere with urself.
How will u Honda dc with those faults and V6 for that matter...for 3.5m
Honda wey generally people dey run from.

Ure certainly one of those agents that is making buying/selling difficult.

Na u sabi sha.
Beta it at 1.8 for quick sale.
Honest advise

But Ramsey Noah Ramsinuah you don big these kind motor naa… with all the love movies wey you don act!

techbro1:


Actually the Toyota Hiace H200 is still in production till today even in Japan. It was so good that most markets in Asia have refused to move on to the current generation (H300)

You asked a question and fell off your own wagon 😎

Good deal… the only thing be say anytime I wan drive the motor, I go just keep plenty 500 hundy for pigeon hole for area boys wey go dey help me push am for reverse… how many times I go reverse sef, I no go spend reach 10k in 5 years 😎

sowunmisho:

Nope, it's smaller, more efficient brother. That's just as sweet!(er)

No need for the bracket! Far sweeter and far more efficient! Buttery sweet

The matter/question surrounding life and death is a topic that’ll remain forever unsolved since people approach and absorb it differently.

On a personal scale, I’ve tried to not think too much into it because it’ll bring no solution. I mean, worrying too much about it will not solve world hunger or provide a cure for cancer.

Just like Christopher Hitchens said about the party going on without him after he dies; that’s about the main thing that stings me, being forgotten! If the world exploded and everyone died, I’ll give a salute on my way out and I know this sounds selfish but it’s just me.

Lastly, the momento mori concept? Well, all good (and bad) things must come to an end and it is what it is… worrying about moments in time is simply kicking a dead horse; nothing will change!

Death is really what is promised it is; rest… and rest is what it truly is because you no longer occupy that (dead) body and your body cares little of what it experienced when it had life in it!

Bashiii:


I usually get on tictok whenever I'm less busy and some peeps there are mostly popular due to one or two uncommon physical characteristics.

Granted,the app is a bit lacking in matured audience but one can still build a name from there.

Whatever is difficult for normal folks is always different for special folks. By the way,i wear elevator shoes and also put on some insert when going out sometimes and the extra 3 inches i get really makes me feel good. Really wish it could be permanent.

I now understand the bitterness of shorter dudes.

Elevator shoes haha… never heard of those!

I promise you, you have the perfect height…

There’s a lot of people who are apprehensive of me at first glance, especially at night! Until I speak and then there’s calm.

Your height is the perfect mix!

Bashiii:


On the being famous part,you're very right on that. Most men 40 and above laying 20s girls are either well-known or well-loaded with money.

But at 6'5,you just need to put yourself on camera and you'll easily become famous because 98% of nigerians are below that height. I'm sure you've been showered with attention even from your fellow men let alone women.

I envy your height though,not that im short at 6'0,but the advantages I've gotten as a result of my height just makes me wish i can grow taller.

On the attention part, there's no way you're escaping it if you're that high up, especially if you're heavy-set as i am and man, you're by no means average at 6ft.. you're a tall dude.

And then the "getting famous" part? Bro nobody is going to hand anything to you for being a tall fellow...

You'll get a fair amount of free🐱 and attention (even from men) but that's about it.. you might not work as hard as a short person to get fame from today's internet space but you bet your ass that you must put in the work nevertheless..

Bashiii:


Bro if i get your point,you're saying you're below 40 and you're now looking unattractive?

But many men are above 40 and are still looking good. Maybe you need to work on yourself and adopt a more healthier lifestyle.

Your prime as a man begins at 30 unlike for women Provided you're living a healthy lifestyle of course.

No bro… bad comprehension!

I didn’t say anything about aesthetics!

I talked about being representative of my age. There’s no 40 year old laying a 20 year old on merit except perhaps you’re famous (even still) or there’s a motive for her! It’s no natural selection.

And let’s not talk about the part where you said I should work on myself; very laughable because you know little bro!

DevilsEqual:




This is the current me
Exactly that height and facial look,

I don't know when the prime years of a guy starts, but I guess I'm beginning to ascend into that now, considering my age and other recent stuffs sha

I feel like on top of the world and I know I might still have 10more years at this stage....make I enjoy first



I go read your message in the next 15years.... Archived already and Thanks 👍

Rock and roll baby!

Don’t hold your breath!