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I am too reserved, and i dey mind my business. This one is definitely my dad's

“Nigerian Men Are Marrying All Our Daughters. Even My Own Daughter Is Married To A Nigerian. What Is Happening? Is It That Kenyan Men Are Slow And Shy?” — Kenyan President Ruto Laments

Few weeks after Iruoma checked out of the hotel, she called me to come over to her house.

When I got to her house, I felt like I was in another world.

She lived alone in this big house. Do you like have a family? I asked her. She was mute on me. What about a child or a husband? I asked her.

Ayochidi your business is to satisfy my sexual urge, you have no business with if I have a family or not. She said to me.

That's right, that's true I said. Okay for how long will I be staying here for? I asked her. You will be staying the weekend. She said. The weekend? I thought you said it's just for today alone. I said. I will be giving you ten million Naira to stay the weekend. She said.

The money was huge. I have to call someone. I said to her and I went to the restroom and called Mike, My colleague at work. Bro, I will not be coming to work this weekend. I said to Mike.

Why bro? You said I should cover up for you just tonight. Mike said. Something came up bro, Please. I said to Mike.

I can't guarantee if I can successfully pull this out, but I'll try my best. Mike said.

It's all set. I said to Iruoma as I went back to the bedroom. That's nice, you will have to take your bath now. She said and showed me where the towel is. I went and took my bath.

And came to bed with her. We made out twice Before I sat down to relax.

Do you plan on we getting married? I asked Iruoma after we have successfully made out the third round. Married? Let's keep this as it is, no one is getting married. Just casual. Iruoma said before going into the bathroom to have a shower.

Why is she even this bossy? I said to myself as she has gone to the bathroom. I remove my phone from flight mode and a message came from Olivia, the lady I met about three days ago.

"Hello Ayochidi, I've been trying to reach you, do you have the time to go out this weekend"? I just sighed on the bed. So sorry, I said to myself. I'm with Iruoma maybe next time.

I texted her back that I was kind of busy with work this weekend but I will make it up to her. I texted her

Iruoma came out of the bathroom. And sexíly walked up to me. Can we at least rest until tomorrow? I asked Iruoma.

Are you tired already? She asked me. Of course, I am, I'm not a machine. Let me rest a little bit. I think I need water. I said. It's in the kitchen. Let me go bring it for you. She said.

It's okay, I will go bring it myself, with the rate you are going, you might decide and go and put something inside that water, and drain all my remaining energy. I said to Iruoma.

She just smiled; I won't lie, she was really beautiful when she smile. I stood up from the bed and went and get water for myself and I saw juice in the fridge, I took a glass and drank.

The weekend was fun with Iruoma, I won't even lie. We were at home all the weekend, we swim, watched movie, had sex, The sex part was the main part. On the couch, in the kitchen, in the swimming pool, in the bathroom. Iruoma was like a maniac, she was never tired.

When the weekend was finally over, she transferred fifteen million naira for me instead of the agreed ten million. She told me she would call me when next she wanted to see me.

When I got home, the first person, I called was Olivia.

Ayochidi where have you been? Your line has been switched off. Olivia said over the phone. I went for an important business. I wanted to just concentrate. I said. For three days? Olivia asked me. I'm so sorry dear. I said. I promise to make it up to you. Will you be chanced this evening? I want to take you out. I said to Olivia. After giving a thought for a minute, she finally accepted.

In the evening around 4pm, Olivia came to my house and picked me up with her car.

I'm thinking of renting another house. I said to Olivia as we drove out. Where? She asked me. I don't know but a more friendly house. The one that you wouldn't have to drive into potholes when coming to see me. I said to Olivia.

Am I complaining about this one? She asked me. You don't need to complain. I replied. What's your budget? She asked me. Three-five million. I replied.

I thought you said you are a hotel waiter? Olivia said to me. Yes, but I do other jobs outside waitering. I said. Jobs, like what kind of Job. Remote Job online. I said. That's nice. Olivia said to me. I will look for a house for you. She said.

We drove to a restaurant. We had lunch. Ayochidi, we will be celebrating my mother's remembrance party on Thursday. I want you to come. Olivia said to me. Your mother is late? I asked Olivia. Yeah. She díed while I was in my final year in the University. Olivia said. I'm so sorry. I said. I will come, Of course. I said.

That Thursday I went to Olivia's house for her late mother one year remembrance party. The picture of the person. I saw on the banner shocked me. She looked just like madam Iruoma. She was exactly madam Iruoma.

I stood in shock watching the picture. Have I been sleeping with a ghóst all this time?

Your share is my biggest motivation to continue...

To Be Continued...

Title: Room Service 4.

Madam Iruoma finally checked out of our hotel after three days of I and her making out.

She gave me her card address to her as soon as I can.

I got home the following day and all I could think of was Iruoma, the loving making, the kissing everything that came with with, the money she gave to me. I gradually started developing soon sought of feelings for her even though she was older that me.

I got home and was just laying on the bed, then I decided to bring out my phone to call her and check if she had finally returned home.

I called her and her phone started ringing. After about a minute she picked up. Hello, I said. Who is this? She asked. Ayochidi, The waiter. I replied. Ooh, the waiter from the hotel? She asked. Yes Iruoma. I said. How are you doing Ayochidi? She asked me. I'm fine, I called to check if you have reached home. I said. Yes, I just arrived home now. She said. That's nice. I replied.

After our conversation. I hung up the call. That day I went to buy some provisions in the supermarket when I saw a lady who was stranded, her car broke down in the middle of the road.

So I went to help her out. Hello ma. I said to the lady. Please I don't have any money with me again, I didn't park the car here intentionally. The lady said to me. What do you mean? I just came to help. What's wrong with your car? I asked.

Really? Finally, someone with some sort of sense for humanity. She said. What's the problem? I asked her again. The car just stopped here. I don't even know what's wrong, it just stopped and to make matters worst some of this area boys has come to collect money from me for wrong parking more than thrice. They have completely taken away all the cash I have with me. The lady said.

I'm so sorry, I said. Let me just help you out. Let me see what I can do. I told her to open the bonnet and she did. I did my magic and voila the car started again.

It's even a little problem, The battery head came out. I said. Ooh, really? I didn't know. She said. It's alright.

Can I have your number so that I can transfer your payment to you? She asked me. It's alright, you don't have to pay me. I said. I insist. She said. It's alright. I said.

Just then my friend from work Mike ed through the scene and saw me. Ayochidi, my man. Howfa na. Mike said to me. Fine bro. I said. Oya na. Later things. He said as he saw I was busy.

Ayochidi? That name sounds familiar. Did you in anyway attend Glorious Primary School? She asked me. Yes. Do I know you? I asked. You don't know me, but everyone knows you in school. I also attended Glorious Primary school. She said. I'm sorry, I kinda don't you. I said.

It's alright, I was in primary 4 and you were in primary 6. Who doesn't Ayochidi the Almighty discipline prefect with his unique name.The lady said. I just smiled.

Can I get your name? I asked her. My Name is Olivia. She finally said. Olivia? That's a nice name. I said. I really think we should catch up sometime at least let me make up for you fixing my car. She said. It's okay. I said. We exchanged s and she drove away.

It's been a week since Madam Iruoma checked out and I have gone on a date with Olivia twice already.

One morning Madam Iruoma called that I should come over to her house for the weekend. When I got to her house I was shocked by the magnificent of the house, it was as if I was in another world.

I didn't want any delay again. So I asked her where this was heading to, the sex, the loving making, does she have any plans of settling down with me. I have seen that she is a single wealthy woman, She told me she is single, so who wouldn't want to have this money to himself.

Do you plan on we getting married? I asked Iruoma after we have successfully made out. Married? Let's keep this as it is, no one is getting married. Just casual. Iruoma said before going into the bathroom to have a shower.

Your shares is my biggest motivation to continue.

To Be Continued.

Title: Room Service 3....

Madam Iruoma insisted I continue delivering her food.

On the third day, when I went to deliver her food. She asked me what was it I wanted. I should name anything. And she would do it for me. That's was if I accepted to make out with her.

At first I didn't take her serious. I just dropped her food on the table and turn to leave when I got a text message from my landlord. "Don't bother coming home tomorrow if you are not with my rent".

I stood still by the door when I got the text message.

Madam Iruoma just sat on the bed, waiting for my response.

"Can you give me three hundred thousand Naira? I asked Madam Iruoma still facing the door.

Are you that cheap? Call me your details. Iruoma said to me. I called my for her and she instantly wired me One Million Naira. Madam I said Three hundred thousand Naira, you sent one million. I said but this time I turned to face her.

Enough with the Madam stuff, Am I that old? I'm not old. I'm still a young girl. Call me Iruoma. Iruoma said to me.

To say the truth, Iruoma was old. She is still a young lady in her late thirties. She was black and beautiful.

I was just twenty six when I met Iruoma. Just call me Iruoma. She said to me. Iruoma. I said.

Good boy, now come lay on the bed and make me happy. Iruoma said to me. I pulled off my work dress and went to her gently.

That night we went three rounds. I won't lie it's been long I made out like that, but Iruoma won't just get tired. I did all I could, the head game and the caressing just to satisfy her. After the third round I had to stop.

I went into the shower. And had a quick bath. This was good while it last. But it's never going to happen again. I said to Iruoma as I came out of the bathroom. But instead she bíte her lower lips and I left.

When I got out and went to my station of work I saw my paddy Mike. Bro where have you been? I have been looking for you. That money you asked me about, I already talked to the manager and she has agreed to help you with the money. Mike said to me. She said I should tell you to meet her in the office. Mike said.

She shouldn't bother again, I have figured something out. I said to Mike. You have figured something out? Like seriously? You should have told me now. I went out of my way to beg on your behalf. Mike said to me. I appreciate that bro.

I will just go and tell her that I have figured something out. I said.

I went to our manager's office. Hello ma. I greeted her. Ayochidi come in. She said.

I heard you needed some financial assistance. She said to me. Yes mam, but I have figured something out already. I said to her. Ohh really? She said me. Yes ma. I replied.

I went home the following day and as I expected. My landlord was at my door post waiting for me. He had already started bringing my things outside. Landlord stop na. I said and I transferred his rent to him.

After I paid him, I transferred some money to my mother. After all the expenses I was already low in funds but I was happy I was able to clear my pressing debt.

I was in my bedroom when I received an alert of five million Naira. It was from Iruoma. When I received the alert. I was shocked at first.

That night, when I arrived the hotel, I went to serve Iruoma her dinner.

I kept the food on the table. The money you sent what's is it for? I asked Iruoma. It's for a Job Weldon. She said. We made out again for two more nights. And each night we made out, she gave me money.

I will be leaving tomorrow Ayochidi. I want you to come visit me. Iruoma said as she gave me her address card.

I really haven't understood what was going on. But since it involves money. I had to play along. This was my opportunity to hit it big. I said to myself.


To Be Continued...

Title: Room Service 2.

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smithsolord:
First to comment move to Fp she was smelling

why you no use nose mask

I soak my mop once and mopped the whole house

Broooo

Gents what happened...... Tell us

Just a harmless frictional peice like every other story out there, just read and enjoy

Next soon

I'm just a hotel waiter. I met Madam Iruoma when I went to deliver her dinner to her.

Madam Iruoma booked a VIP room in our hotel. It was literally the first time I met her. When I saw her that night, I noticed the worry on her face. Something was bothering her.

After serving her food, I left. I went to my colleague Mike. Mike is my paddy paddy in the hotel.

Bro did you observe anything strange with the woman that booked the room 002 VIP. I asked Mike.

Something like what? Bro I don't look at anybody's face in this hotel o, my work is to serve food. Mike said. That's bad bro, something is troubling her. I said.

Ayochidi I know you just newly started working here about a week ago, to keep your job, I suggest you mind your business. Anything troubling her will not her boyfriend or husband cheated on her. So she just come to relax her mind. Mike said to me. Really? I asked Mike. Or? Mike said.

Or she haven't received serious knacking for a long time. Mike said and let out a laugh. That's not funny bro. I said.

Few hours later Madam Iruoma called and I went and took her dishes away. I wanted to ask her what was bothering her, but Mike already told me it wasn't on my jurisdiction.

After work that night because I was on night shift, I went home the following morning. When I got home. My landlord was already outside waiting for me.

Ayochidi, you think you can hide forever abi? My landlord asked me. No sir, I started a new job a week ago, that's where I'm coming from. I said to my landlord.

Ayochidi! You have three days to come up with my rent. Three days. If I don't see my rent. When you return from where ever you go at night. You will see your things outside. My landlord said.

Sir give me till month end. I promise to pay by month end. I said. Three days! My landlord said and angrily left my house.

I went into my house and sat down. I was thinking of where to raise my rent in three days when a call came in from my mother in the village.

Hello brother; that was my baby sister calling. She used my mother's phone to call me. Brother, Waec will soon be closing registration. My little sister reminded me. Mma I will send the money soon. I said. And even Mommy's medicine has finish, we have to buy another set. My sister said. I will send the money. I said.

Life was really difficult, from thinking how to raise money. I slept off. I have been awake all night.

Again It was night; I went to the hotel. Madam Iruoma was still in the hotel. She had orderd for dinner. I went and served her dinner.

I was about to leave when she called me back. Can I speak with you? She asked me. Please come and sit. She said. Is there a problem? I asked her. No there's No problem at all. I just want someone to talk to. I have lodged here to two days now and I feel bored. She said.

Is everything okay? I asked her. Firstly what's your name? She asked me. My Name is Ayochidi. I replied. Ayochidi? Is that not like Igbo and Yoruba? She asked me. It is ma. I replied.

My name is Iruoma. She said. Nice to meet you ma. I said. Enough with the ma's. Call me Iruoma. She said.

She came close to me and started touching me. Ma, I don't think this is proper. I said. Are you a baby. She said. I don't understand. I said.

Just make me feel like a woman. Iruoma said. I think I have to go now. I said.

That day I left her room. But for the next two days she kept insisting that I personally continued delivering her food to her.

I have really thought about it. On the third day, when I went to deliver her food. She asked me what was it I wanted. I should name anything. And she would do it for me.

That was the very moment my entire life changed.

Your shares is my biggest motivation to continue...

To Be Continued.

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Month don dey end my brother Payday strategies

Earlier on, on Twitter, a guy named Shola tweeted that his
followers should try out a game, just for fun.
The game was for them to send the following message to
their bestie and screenshot their response: "Is it that you don't find me attractive at all? 'cos all my friends get intimate and have sex with their best friends, why is ours different and boring?"
I told my neighbour to try it with her bestie let's hear his
response and to our utter dismay he responded that him too he has been having sexual feelings for her So I told her to show him Shola's tweet and tell him it's a joke, that she only just sent the message for fun, but this girl refused.
She just left me and went inside to have her bath and the
next minute I saw her stopping okada to go out

A lot oo I can't even mention

huptin:


Thanks for studying me well to know i do not have a post on Nairaland. Jobless dolt. When you eventually get a good job you will realise that copying and pasting junks on a faceless forum is no achievement.

guess your joblessness cause you to this FACELESS forum
e be like when precido the talk about lazy youth, he was referring to you

huptin:


Thanks for studying me well to know i do not have a post on Nairaland. Jobless dolt. When you eventually get a good job you will realise that copying and pasting junks on a faceless forum is no achievement.

guess your joblessness cause you to this FACELESS forum
e be like when precido the talk about lazy youth, he was referring to you

huptin:

Copy and paste!

same way you don't have any post on this site at least the only thing you can paste is your toothpaste on your brush

Medianna:
What kind of article is this? No paragraph.
You plan is for me to read everything without understanding anything abi?

maybe that's why you haven't made a post on this site
lolz

fikayormi:
Nonsense thread

abhi oo

I have another theory about sex!
When it is performed properly, It has the likelihood of
becoming the most satisfying desirable sensation ever felt.
However, If intercourse is rushed, forced or manipulated, it
leaves a disastrous, almost irreversible chain of ripple effects on the subject.
Kindly allow my explanation.
CONSENSUAL SEX results in high release of Oxytocin which is also called the “Love hormone, It is responsible for social bonding, intimacy and every sensation that excites us enough to fall in love.
Consensual sex can also become intoxicating as it is addictive because the Oxytocin is like a hard drug that completely takes control of our mind, replacing it with a more soothing sensation, more like the trips smokers get from weed.

RUSHED SEX is often time a product of manipulation or peer pressure and results to subject’s disorientation which inadvertently promotes the feeling of guilt because the mind and body were not at equilibrium and total acceptance when it occurred. This feeling often lead to blatant dislike for sex and until the subject is able to forgive his/herself she would always feel used and unworthy.

FORCED SEX often leads to mental trauma and disorientation, heightened hate and distaste for sex and a phobia for intimacy. This is because the subject is still going through shock and may never completely get over it.
In other cases, Sexual assault can take a completely
opposite effect and fill the subject’s mind with sexual addiction. Although the phrase “ Sexual addiction “ is not a medical term, only a pejorative used to describe OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder) which is anxiety disorder that commonly occur in people with a history of trauma. Sometimes, rape triggers anxiety and sexual urges turning the subject into a nymphomenia because her brain has been miswired and her self esteem altered. A subject’s primary sexual experience ultimately influences and defines how they perceive romance and intimacy in general.
However, we must be advised that for the simple-complex
fact that a victim of sexual abuse is addicted to sex, does not necessitate their love for it. Addiction and Impulse is not the equivalent of love and desire. In most cases addiction is stronger and overwhelms our desire to resist. We must be aware before we confuse someone’s trauma for consent and take advantage. To say that sexual intercourse is not interesting or super exciting is simply naive but then, That statement is totally understandable because we have individual primary experiences to consider and contend with.
Sexual intercourse is as exciting as it is addictive, It is also possessive, dominating and in total control of the subject, We must learn to manually reset our our mindset and cravings otherwise, we are slaves forever.

After 4 Months Of Marriage, I Discovered My Husband Is A Car Wash Boy, Not A Car Dealer – Please advice me This is a pathetic story of a beautiful young lady of 25 years who gets to know that her husband of four months is a car wash boy and not a car dealer as he had made her believe during courtship. During courtship, the lady said he was always coming to visit her with different cars and when she asked him, he told her he is a car dealer. The truth was revealed when after four months into their union she discovered he works at a car wash bay. Read the post below : “HELP! I am 25years old. I have been married for 4 months now but I have really regretted and I need your help. Before I married my husband, he used to bring all sought of cars to visit me in my house and when I asked the job he does, he told me that he is a car dealer. Just 3 months after our marriage, I got to know that he works at a car washing bay. So the cars he brought to show to me were cars that were left for them to wash at the washing bay. How could he lie to me like that? How can I trust him in this marriage? The most painful part is that I am a graduate and I just got to know that he is not a graduate. Please help me because I am very confused.”

Shebi you nah very smart guy You get wisdon

Medianna:
Lolzz Maybe the ghost fell for you.
Love at first sight

OMG you are so damn funny

The EFCC spokesman, Wilson Uwujaren, in a statement on Monday, said the suspect allegedly conspired with his syndicate to defraud the traditional ruler to the tune of N33,399,999.00. Uwajaren said that the suspect convinced the traditional ruler that he had a container of goods meant to be used for the development of Okuta community due to be cleared at Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport in Abuja. The suspect was said to have told the emir, a former member of representatives, that the container was awaiting clearance in Abuja, and asked the traditional ruler to pay some money to secure the release of the container. The statement reads, “The Ilorin Zonal Command of the EFCC has arrested one Fidelis Poor, a member of a syndicate who allegedly connived to defraud a first class traditional ruler in Kwara State, His Royal Highness, Idris Sero Abubakar, to the tune of N33,399,999. “Poor, 30, who hails from Stwue in Konshisha Local Government Area of Benue State, alongside other suspects (still at large) allegedly conspired to swindle the monarch on the guise that he had a container of goods meant to be used for the development of Okuta Community due be cleared at Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport in Abuja. “In a petition dated November 30, 2021, HRH Abubakar, who is the Emir of Okuta in Baruten Local Government Area of Kwara State and a former member of the House of Representatives, alleged that a group of fraudsters who operate as syndicate called him on phone sometime last year that he had a container to clear in Abuja and requested for the said amount for clearance.” “The caller requested for the said amount of money to clear the container at the airport. He provided different s for the Emir to pay the money into, one of which included that of Fidelis Poor.” Uwajuren added that the emir was later asked to one “Evangelist Rosemary” for handing over of the container, but all efforts made by the traditional ruler to get the goods or get his money back were ineffective. “The commission, upon the receipt of the petition, commenced discreet investigation into the matter, which led to the suspect’s arrest, ” Uwujarem said. He added that the suspect would be arraigned at the end of the investigation, adding that efforts are ongoing to arrest other of the syndicate.

Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19

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Datboredberry:
Lol...

My ex? Yes! I'm safe! He likes me even though I had hurt him...

We dated for two years... A very anyhow relationship... Then I moved... He recently sent a message... But I can't respond...

thank God say una no end am with mortar and pestle oo
Now you for dey upper chamber for hell fire