NewStats: 3,264,144 , 8,182,755 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 08:36 PM z845

She sure has a thing for athletes.

Victor Anichebe
Anthony Joshua
Now Ryan Taylor

Clickbait...almost everyone thought it was the more popular Tambuwal

Police is your friend

teamc:
Got married 2yrs ago and we have a beautiful daughter, she has this dream of studying in Canada and I her dream.

Our immigration consultant recommend she apply alone to increase chances that i and our daughter can her later.

Now visa is out and she will be travelling next month. I have read numerous stories about how women change when they travel out.

Should I be worried?

Yes you should be worried cos she's likely gonna get dicked several times by another man until it is time for you and your daughter s her and the romp is likely gonna continue even after you and your daughter has ed her. Brace yourself man and get some quality shock absorbers before you go to her.

Body no be firewood and Canada is cold so she's likely gonna get dicked and there's nothing you can do about it cos you yourself is likely gonna bang another puccey over here in Nigeria.


God be with y'all

Who do us this thing?

See that Aisha lady ed four times with same attire and different pose

Where is Slawormirr




Damn Nigga

See this Charley people too dey form woke. I no blame them sha na Nigeria I blame wey allow every country see her finish and dey catch cruise with her

Mumu man

If dollar fall to 500 from now till 2027 I go give up my assets and investments to charity

Na only just his first ever campaign rally and him don goof already, expect more dramas at the remaining 35 states plus Fct. Emilokan oshi

I will go with 2-3-5 formation...Suarez will play in the hole for me in and Keane and Vidal will play behind Suarez.
Ramos will play Lwb
Gattuso Rwb
Godin Stam Pepe as my three Cb’s
Then Ibrahimovic and Costa upfront

If there’s Vieira is in my team then Keane has to be on the bench and I can switch things upfront by subbing out Costa for Balotelli and Joey Barton for Ibrahimovic and he will play in the hole and Suarez will move to pair with Balotelli upfront

pepperdemzombie:

Not even Igbo culture, you go to a woman's home to ask for her hands in marriage. If true, her family is doomed and they paid her bride price by themselves to force her on him.

Let us say they wanna call it a consolatory marriage, was that why they didn’t follow the right channel? Cos I’m confused and lost for words right now if Gistlover is really truly serving us the right information

chris51:



I wonder oo. Any where in Nigeria, men's family go to woman's family for traditional marriage.

They present what the girls family requested and pay dowry.
So, I don't understand this one that traditional marriage took place in Davido's family house.

I’m not only confused but also lost for words

In Igbo culture the groom and his kinsmen goes to the bride father’s house to pay her bride price and the traditional marriage is done there. Which one be the traditional wedding took place at Davido father’s house?

yinkeys:

Newcastle isn’t a test ?
Brighton isn’t a test ?
Bruh! You don’t watch the EPL

Bruh you go bet? If any of them get a point then you chop.

yinkeys:

Arsenal fans need to chill
There’s still 24 games left
Arsenal FC hasn’t played 5 clubs in the EPL yet
West Ham
Everton
Man City
Brighton
Newcastle

It would be great if they get 12 points out of a maximum 15 points.
But I feel they will lose 2 & draw 1 out of the 5
That’s 7 out of 15 points

Keep your feelings to yourself man and if you won’t and don’t then bring forth your money to bet with me that the only real test there is City, as for the others it is a guaranteed 12points

What's their new narrative?

▢ Arsenal will fall after the World Cup
▢ Arsenal will fall in January/February
▢ Arsenal haven't played Newcastle
▢ We're not half way through the season

Teeroyzimma:
Arsenal will not even get top 4 let alone win the league

How much you get to spare on a bet?

Haters and doubters still on our case. We got nothing to prove to y'all. We going about our business gently and diligently without fanfare and unnecessary noise. Every game is a final to us and should we lose or drop points, we going harder the next game, and should we win we going extra hard the next game. Your doubts and hate inspires us and drives us positively to our goal




COYG❤️❤️❤️

How many times dem go post this thread for front page?


Mods wetin dey sup na?

Ivan Toney on The Beat


Brentford leads at stoppage time

City ain’t winning today like last week

2ndchildhood:
Las las city go win.. And Arsenal might loose or draw tomorrow.. make sense

Arsenal is playing tonight and not tomorrow and if you are so sure Arsenal will drop points let’s place a bet of any amount you deem fit sir

People dey suffer ooo...I don receive plenty Pm from people on here asking for help and I help the ones I could and the others wey I no help make Una no vex I no just dey in the mood to help. I will definitely go back to help some of the people wey I no gree help when I no dey in the mood, I just hope it is not too late sha.

I don forget the last time wey I enter bank go deposit money sef. This Emefiele na complete dunkey I swear. No matter their policies those wey go survive go those wey go OVB go OVB. Policy to favor the rich and punish the poor.

Who made him a SAN in the first place? I never liked him in the past when he was forming activist cos I knew he had ulterior motive and that once he gets close to any ruling government his tunes will change and I still don’t like him now cos everything I tell my friends then that he will become he has become

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

Go and buy Asiwaju herbs

youngreezy:
bro praise yourself joor!!,I like your confidence that looks like arrogance e dey make girls wet.....make nobody deceive you,na low self esteem motherfvckers the thing dey pain.....I rant in peace

More like he should blow his own trumpet �

JoeRizzla:
which one are you punishing him for
Weed
OR
Not opening the gates.

Comrade put more pressure

COYG❤️❤️❤️

Any amount wey dem like make dem sell am, I sha know sey I go afford am when I need am. Diesel too can sell for 5k e no concern me cos I saw it coming when majority of una dey root for Bubu for 2015 and I warn most of una but una say he’s the best thing since bread and butter. Now una dey push Obi down our throats again, e still no concern me cos me and my family go still dey eat whatever we want, drink whatever we want, get the best medical care money can buy, travel go anywhere and everywhere habitable