NewStats: 3,264,470 , 8,183,811 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:32 AM 5n5e5y

GODPUNISHALABI:
This one na future shapeless eniola bus Pro max

OneKinGuy:
She should be careful to avoid her child becoming fat. I suffered during my childhood because of being fat. Low self esteem, other kids making fun of me and shit. Worst thing is that my parents thought because I was fat, I was health and most parents still do this today. As for me, my kids will never be fat. It it's to starve them, i will.

You've phobia for fatness but the baby is just chubby not fat

khaffi2:
Shey you see what I'm saying. We give God the glory. May our children keep being the coolness of our eyes. Motherhood is a wonderful journey, though stressful because those little ones ehnn May God answer all those waiting unto him for these joyful fruits

Amen, thanks mama. It hasn't been easy but I thank God for the kind of man I called Mine, he has been of great help to me someone said it's jazz but it's just love and fatherly roles from his part. Is it exclusively breastfeeding both for months because immediately big sis knew that she has a rival she refused to eat or wanting to be carried when her brother needed attention? The list plenty mama but we're loving it more and more especially hubby because the happiness they gives us has no bound.

This annoying being want to Yul us too

Cedarlivia:
Congratulations dear. Kisses to your babies.

Thanks mama

NeroPapas:
OK Una evening.. This is KingNeropapas aka DP, that is to say Daddy Phoenix ... I wan share our BS!!!

I for don nack una the tory but I see say plenty dust been raise for here and be like say no be right time, plus I've been doing daddy duties!
My wife's pregnancy journey was very smooth and stress free.. We TTC'd for a year and God answered us July last year. We ed under a scheme the moment we realised she was preggy. I chose the scheme cos private hospitals in Port Harcourt can really be expensive.
I didn't miss any ANC session with my wife.. I have the time so I could narrate all these stories better.
Let's fast forward to week 33 which was a bit scary cos wify had a high BP which was handled with few medications. We were given 2 EDDs, 15th and 18th April... We did more than 8 scans during pregnancy, that's because my wife works at an ultra sound center at a point, I had to caution her. Most of the scan said 15th, while two said 18th.
Sunday 10th of April started as a normal cool Sunday, the day started with BD which madam initiated , I have to give in cos una know na..!
By 2pm that day, We were in the sitting room watching TV.. I laid on the sofa, while madam sat pon di floor. She then stood up to get something from the bedroom, that was when she noticed water gush! She called me and I was like so what next? She said we wait! Ngwanu, we dey wait. I been don pack bag keep since. I then call my neighbour, a mother of 4 to come help check my wife, she came and said yes.. Water e yaff break. Madam don wear comfit pad and we dey wait. Could you all believe that after two hours, with the water still running at intervals, there's no contraction whatsoever. All other signs that were supposed to follow refuse to show up. Wify was still laidat.. I come turn doctor dey ask her.. How are you feeling now? She said nothing. Ha.. Nothing ke. Oya begin walk upandan na.. She did and still nothing. Wo after about an hour, making it wakati Meta (3 hours) that water haff broken.. I told her, we're going to the hospiru . We got there about 6pm. They confirmed water haff broke but service sorry cervix yaff not open. Ha, my village people, not today pls .. Well they monitored her all through the night, Baby's heartbeat was fine and she was fine too.. They said its normal in FTMs for water to break and contractions could start 12-18 hours later.
24hrs has ed still nothing. We were then sent for scan at about 10am.. The result showed baby was 39weeks old that day with EDD being 18th April. But the woman said the baby has to come out within the next 48hrs. Ok kila mase bayi? What's next? The doctor said we wait till night that if no show, they'll induce her.
So I stepped out to stroll while wify went back to her bed. Let's than 30mins,i came back to the labor ward, my wife is already on oxygen and drip.. Ha edakun, wazall this? They said the Baby's heartbeat is fainting abi going up! Ejo, pardin?? Don't let me faint here!! My wife has never been sick or itted in her almost 3 decades of existence.. So the whole oxygen thing traumatised her. I calmed her and told her its just oxygen and its for her and the baby.. I now asked, didn't we just do a scan and everything is fine?? Why on earth is the Baby's heartbeat going up.. to where? At this point, I was scared too but didn't show it. My wife was on drip cos she was weak at this point. My younger brother called me and I narrated everything to him.. That's when he gingered that we shouldn't wait till midnight for the inducement. I then met the doctor and spoke to him calmly. He said well, CS is the next thing that if we wait till that midnight, something could go wrong.. Ha.. Ejo sir, Eni soribu . He said if they induce her, it may not work so well will still come to the CS.
I say ese sir.. Leave inducement out of this.. Let's go straight to CS.. That's how my wife was prepared for it!
At exactly 6pm, 11th April, 2022, Our .. Crown Prince was brought out of the operation room .. I didn't know how to feel. He greeted me cry.. I said welcome son !
Ejo, Where's my wife?? After about Anada 15 minutes, I was called to come and assist to carry my wife out of the operation room. Stepping in, I saw my beautiful wife smile at me. I kissed her pon di forehead .... Chai, see love in the theater .
My boy weighed 3.5kg and 50cm tall. We left the clinic after 3days...with baby, mother and daddy doing Fantabulous
All Glory to the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ who saw us through the journey.. May His name alone be Praised... Amin
Thank you for reading our BS.. LOVE YOU ALL

May God answer every woman and every family seeking a child or children. For all preggy moms.. You Shall carry to full term and there shall be no loss... The Bible said.. None shall cast their young. We shall not cast our young in Jesus name.

Congratulations to you and your family. May your Crown Prince continue to bring joy and happiness to your home. I really enjoyed your BS, come and see me smiling while reading. Congratulations to you once again

Cedarlivia:
My November '19 teamie. Welcome back o. Singing: I'm not alone. I'm not alone.
Been think say na only me waka come

You're not alone o, your baby twin here is now a big sister to her brother of 4 month . Is God not wonderful!

Cc
Kokaiye and Khaffi2 una be later comer sef

anayolity:


I swear down Sis.... I would have caused havoc oooh....the parents sef go know sey no be everything money dey solve

Revenge is good most times because it gives the victim peace of mind that's what many people are yet to know.

H

anayolity:


It makes me wonder where Karma comes in sometimes

Karma, lol. I'll karmalise the person myself. Who karma epp. You'll work towards being yourself karma

Connected1:

Lol

You are full blown and I love your way.

We kinda blend.

in this life one don't necessarily have to sugarcoat anything even you don't have an intention of doing that from onset their gutter attitude will need the beast side of you.

I've really learn alot on this trend

Connected1:

Wahala Person.



I stopped that when my elder sister fell into depression because of what I told her.

Maybe she deserved it

Kirchoffs:
This price is nothing short of satanic, even UK used sells for 250k

Short off satanic indeed , the phone is bought new and very few month used, porch alone is 40k and it's very very negotiable. Pls come and buy

Neatly used Samsung s21 Ultra for sale
256 gb
8gb Ram
300k negotiable
Location Ikotun Lagos

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Connected1:

Lol

I am not verbally expressive, I do more of actions because I don't even like talking sef.

But I prefer the actions to words because my words cause more damage than my actions.

@bolded is the reason you must talk. I must damage anyone intend doing that to me more in such a way that after months or years sef she or he go still dey think about it, that's my aim. The person only saving grace is for him or her not to come for me. No word would be left unsaid.

Biglittlelois:



Very sad

So when the foolish girl chatted you up hope you weren't nice to her? Because i would have cursed her and extended it to her lineage on behalf of Mr Ayinde, very terrible human, and I hope she knows will never go unpunished,

Like people that accuse others falsely how do they sleep well at night? How do they function well knowing someone is being punished for a crime they didn't commit? SMH.

They're psycho, they won't stop being miserable eventhough they just finished eating their dream food or they're with their family. Real happiness is always far from them.

Connected1:

I have been trying to learn how to forgive people but I still can't oh, I heard marriage is all about having a forgiven heart but if someone offends me very badly I can't forgive them no matter how hard I try.

This is me in you, I only forgive when I've retaliate or say horrible words to you to your face, you must be hurt like you intend doing to me. Forgiveness my foot!

Nikkganc08:
Mine was a sad tale but a bit different

My parents had 5 kids ( four boys and a girl)

The sad tale happened around when I was in primary 1.


My Grandma heard a story of how a child put his fingers in her sisters genital. The first thing that came to her mind was to rush down to my mums house to break d news. She just believed that we've been doing same.

Somehow, she came and convinced my mum that we all ( the four of us) have been putting our finger in our sisters anus.

As at then, our eldest brother was still in either primary 4 or 5 (I'm the third child).

My Grandma and mum brought us all out in d parlour and gave us all serious flogging without telling us what was wrong.

After d first batch of torture, we were all crying already. That was when she announced that we have been putting our fingers in her anus.

Pls before u judge me, note that at such age, I had ZERO IDEA of what putting hands in someone's anus meant.

My sister was called to confess.
She shouldn't be more than 2 years then.

They asked her...

Did xxxx put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod her head in affirmation.

Did yyyy put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod again.

Will u eat human head? She'll nod
Will u drink urine? She'll Nod

Anything u say, She'll nod.

Mum didn't care about her foolish nodding. They just wanted her to confirm that we all put fingers there.

Well..., after several hours or torture , the eldest two insisted that they've never done such before (because they were a bit matured and knowledgeable then). They were spared.

I tried same but more beating was added.

Mum stripped me and d last son naked and flogged us more .

She said, 'tell me d truth, I'll leave u'

We both said we r innocent.

More slaps, flogging and hours of kneeling down where served to us.

Frog jumping and 'no food' threats were added.
Followed by no more school fees.
And finally, that they'd come to our school and make sure we'll be called out and flogged in front of everyone during morning assembly.

She kept on saying " tell me d truth and I'd leave u".

Finally , we had to it to d story so that mum would spare us.

Lol....!!!


That was when d real beating started. Its a long story though.

She told all our relatives about how we've been putting our fingers in our little sisters anus.

She won't let our sister play or stay with us.
She'd just shout 'remove her from there before xxxx and yyyy (name withheld) would start fingering her.

She bought more pants for her (the BIG ones) plus some stuffs that is blackish and looks like boxers (don't know d name but women wear it alot). She must were pant, that black boxers, and a hose at same time before putting on her blouse.

Followed by tutorials for her to shout and report us to mum any day we touch her pant again. Lol...!!!

Whenever mum is bored, she'll just call d both of us, strip us naked, kneel us down , then flog us as much as she wanted.

Followed by questions like, "when was d last time u put fingers in ur sisters bum bum? ".
"Is it yesterday? Last week? today? "

If u don't pick anyone, She'll pick one for u.
Maybe, she'd say d last time u did it was yesterday.

Whenever grandma feels bored , she'd come to our house, strip us naked and start her own flogging.


I'm almost 30 years now.
I'm a non-virgin.
I might have done stuffs with my female friends.

But d truth remains this...
As kids, we were tortured for what we knew nothing about.

Something I had no idea of what it meant.

Someday, maybe this week, I'd call my sister and mum together, she has to confess whether she was fingered or not.

And mum MUST apologize for d unnecessary torture.
Grandma is dead. So, let's allow her to rest in peace


If my sister decides to accuse me , then we MUST get a native doctor to fish out d truth.

I won't let such heavy accusation slide again without repercussions

This � me, it's well. I'm sorry for this horrible experience of yours. Pls don't let it slide. Challenge your mother for it, let her know how deeply you were hurt and even till now.

tarantino1:




I hate children in general, whether they're related to me or not. Ever since I was 12, if person wan gimme pikin carry, e dey irritate my soul.

Beremx:
The dementia is showing slowly. If this happened to Donald Trump? CNN will not let us hear word

They'll definitely choke it down our throats a million times.

idmicheal20:
Good morning Professionals

Please, I need your advice on this issue.

My ion is to be a Human Resource Personnel but I'm currently working as a student recruitment officer for a traveling agency and I'm also volunteering for a consulting firm as a recruitment intern. I want to have a tech skill that will serve as a side or mainstream of income.

A good nairalander shared his Udemy detail with me to learn data analysis, my current company is also training me on email and social media marketing and I also came across a google digital marketing course I can learn for free. I'm confused about which one I should major in between digital marketing and data analysis



Thanks

Data analysis is better because data specifically is vital aspect of every businesses these days. Just ensure that you love figures, have problem solving skills and learn to put interpretations in the most simplest form to understand. I'm one and a statistician but not fully into it but dreams wide gan. Wishing you the best.

oz4real83:
you don't recognize pun when you see it? The blogger meant it to be a pun.

Not really, that's a sarcasm from Cutie juls because she claimed not to cheat on her husband because she used condoms.

Dearlord:
Happy birthday to him.
Sincerely speaking, there is no joy in this.
Issues like this are mostly as a failled abortion pill or improper health care during pregnancy.

No it's as a result of complications at birth or unnecessary prolong labour hence the reason doctors opt for emergency surgery.

Dearlord:
Happy birthday to him.
Sincerely speaking, there is no joy in this.
Issues like this are mostly as a failled abortion pill or improper health care during pregnancy.

No it's as a result of complications at birth or unnecessary prolong labour hence tge reason doctor opt for emergency surgery.

BrickDevo:
mod na God? They should do the needful

I tire o

clothingonline:
Patronize us today

Tested and trusted.

murshid09:
U no dey sell children canvass

I've some for sale.

NeroPapas:


Welcome Paddy... A fellow daddy welcoming you
We go just dey background dey observe and contribute when called upon

Meanwhile, I dey vex oo.. My blue file wey I submit, be like April Cappo nor putam for system : ... Una omit me the last update Upon say I bring Ijebu garri, Zobo and Goat fish pepper stew

Anyways congrats to all April Mamas and Daddies . We will all Rejoice.

April 15 XY Loading In Jesus Name

I'm loving this . Amen to your prayer.

TaniaJay:
White 40
Black 41
Price 8,000 each
Condition new
Location Gbagada

Wow, hubby see this, it is so lovely just a bigger size

thatigboman1:
God bless you.

Amen and you too

mariovito:
I agree.

I think those early formative years of kids should be spent under their parents who will be best to instill some life values in them.

I'm still waiting for the person that will forcefully enroll my 16 months old daughter to school since they have a thousand questions to ask me why she's yet to start schooling.