NewStats: 3,264,687 , 8,184,418 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 03:46 AM 6g124i

siofra:
A billionaire in Kuwaiti dinar

When will you have sense.

Billionaire na profession?


Lean witted girl

obinna58:
A therapist

You want to marry The rapist

FalseProphet1:
As a prophet it's is my desire to marry a prophetess so that we can both continue to see the future uninterruptedly.

This I have seen.

Mumu

obembet:


I love Newscaster. Watching my husband on TV. And most men that are doing that job don't womanize unlike doctor or nurse

Hope say your husband Sabi English.

As for you, I am not understanding what I am seeing.

NgeneUkwenu:
Just few months back, Ipob vandals were all over the place, praising Ghana and cursing their country.

Useless bunch of kanu urine drinkers.

Aareakinwunmi:
"Am not a gold digger"

But she no want broke nigga

Threesha:
Lies Nigerians fall for in relationships

1. Iya wo wa
2. . Let's see how it goes am not ready for a serious relationship
3. S/he's just my friend
4. I am getting a divorce
5. Just the "tip"

Add yours

Prick no get shoulder

Make I just comment

Medianna:

Oh oh
C'est moi oo
Mon ami

ahnie:
Lolz@she eats like a glutton.




A wise woman once told me.....Eden mind your business.
Funny story Sha.

Birthing 5 kids is as crazy as fuvk....with no source of income mehn e go hard.

You mean hatching children?

Medianna:

Which one is shimmy again

Under skirt

Intellectuall01:


English is not your mother tongue. Why are you bragging with a language that doesn't belongs to your lineage?

Na the same English you wan use toast Virginprincess so that you go fvck am

Intellectuall01:


Can I send you a PM?

Only if you want to disvirgin Virginprincess

360command:
she took off her panties cause she was unsure if there are mucus or candida in the pekus given the situation you guys were..

Yoruba boy spotted

SmartPolician:
One day, I was in church and one guy was charging his phone in my church. At the end of service, he unplugged his phone and put it into a pigeon hole in the pew we all sat on. He actually forgot it and I was sitting on the other edge of the pew.

Just before leaving the church, I knelt down to say a short prayer. At this point, I was knelling in front of the guy's phone with my Bible and hymn book on top of the phone in a way that suggested that I wanted to cover the smartphone and steal it.

Apparently, the guy ed that he left his phone on the pew and rushed back to pick it up. He saw my Bible and hymn book covering the phone, removed them and quietly walked away with his smartphone without uttering a word.

His movement distracted my prayer and I lifted my head to see what was happening. When I noticed what had happened, I was deeply embarrassed. I nearly chased after him to tell him that it was an honest mistake. On second thought, I didn't but quietly walked away in shame. Thank God that I have moved out of that area. Each day I it, I feel awkward.

As I the read am shame the catch me for you

SimeonOTC:
Abegging my Ex-Girl when she was about breaking up with me... I was even crying.. chaiii.. I went as far as trying to prove my love. Anywhere i see her, i try to approach her and all that stuff..e come turn over see finish..

The thing dey pain till now.. chaii.. i too mumu, I swear.

Only if I knew i was going to eat lots of pussy and have lots of beautiful babes offering me free pussy at a platter of gold after her.

this was 4years ago

No regret, i was still a lover boy, a simp and a first time lover

Now, I pity any babe wey just enter my trap.


Another one was when i was giving my ex a superb head and my elder sister worked into my room to ask for charger without knocking
NOTHING ON EARTH can describe how bleeped up i was
my dick fall at once
ex-ty just lose interest

The success rate of John Thomas goin limp was 97%

obedience4:


So sorry bro, even as I they read the story, I dey shame for you

HisGraceBet:
I feel ashamed anytime I the lady I do boost for that I Sabi Bleep the first dey I Bleep her I did not last 1min, and since then I don't have a chance to Bleep her again to let her know that I can now last for 15 to 20min

First impression matters

israel90:
Once I am seen as a Nigeria I feel bad

When I see that people don't know the difference between I'm and am , I feel bad

apache4:
Mine was the day i was having S€x with a hook-up girl and i had a very serious Muscle Pull . Damn that day i almost died

You been the do Sylvester Stallone for hookup girl shey?

virginprincess:
Thank God my crush is not a pervert like you who takes advantage of girls,he is a calm,responisible guy and also a love of God who can never have such thought.

If a person does not have Ashawo vibe in our generation the relationship will definitely be boring.

Tell me say you no like rough wild sex

drmuchin:



Failed my final year clinical exams

You operated the frog and it died?

virginprincess:
No,he is the only guy i have ever had such feelings for,more like my first love,and i haven't have feelings for any other guy apart from him.

Okafor's Law holds in your case then

Medianna:
When i when i dey send boyfriend money..
I want use my hand to cover my face with shame..
Some dudes are not worth it..

This shimmy wearing girl again

virginprincess:
We aren't together because he no longer resides in my state though he parent are still there,so i haven't seen him for almost 2yrs but hope to see him this years sha.

Make sure you spread your legs for him when you meet again

spencekat:
Run away from her before she puts you into trouble.I am talking from experience.Any girl you don't like,run away fastly from her before she ropes you into perpetual regrets.

Those kind of girls can be very fertile

virginprincess:
I can never forget the day i was glancing at my crush in church little did i know that he was seeing me with corner eye,immediately he just turn to face me i removed my face but he saw the love clearly on my face,he just smiled then turned to continue what he was doing,o boy!,i almost died of shame that day,i even still feel ashamed anytime i that incident,it was so embrassing to the core.

If it is me, I will just know that easy kpekus has loaded 100%

It's good to discover easy targets like you once a while

Olasyke:
What I learnt is that when buying clothes on jumia, please check the reviews. If it doesn't have reviews, don't buy!

Now I'm stuck with a tros that I thought was cargo pants in the first place. I know I left a long ass distasteful review which would discourage anyone from buying that cargo pants.



His nickname is "sly" and you didn't think that was a red flag?

Sly Nigga

Pells:
Is that not sweetplum
She looks like Sheistoopretty / Virginprincess
All these broke feminist that cannot pay for their food
That is why I trust Rozross
Her olosho work dey give am funds

Shalommy:
Chaii No be small embarrassment.

My Sexy Wall Lizard

Stargurl20:
Is it advisable for a lady of maybe 25 years to leave home immediately after NYSC just to save her self from foreseen pressures? I'm still an undergraduate. Will be round off in less than a year by the grace of God and may ASUU not embark on another strike. I've been thinking a lot these days, and I'm just not confident enough to face any pressure from families especially after NYSC.

To those who left home after NYSC, with no hope of where to go, how to start or what to do, were you able to scale through? Did you regret your decision?


Pls, share your experiences, especially if you are a lady who has experienced this. Thank you

Attach yourself to a God fearing penis and leave your father's house