NewStats: 3,263,771 , 8,181,357 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 08:51 PM 1z1j1p

How much for screen of this HP i5

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I can take another person property now....

That explorer guy is dope.. I give it to him

OneCorner:
Buhari doing what he knows best.
Jailing new born igbos.
Someone should remind him of the king that did that during the birth of Jesus and the link between Jews and igbos... so history won’t repeat itself

ola38:
Hello sir and ma in dis great forum. please anyone who get a spare phone of any type, that he or she can please bless me with. please help a brother.with any phone u can. pls my phone was stolen and am not financially okay to get anoda one bcus i dey for school.
Please and thanks in advance

Why are u always begging on every thread, bro go and hustle

Architectkene:
Gra Gra haff end

Its family problem, don't bother yourself

We already gave his siblings. They are all displaying the same symptoms. [/quote]

;Dbadt guy.... Lolz

Basic123:
IGBO PEOPLE!


Behold your non hausa fulani muslims!
from the Christian party of PDP

Rev father kwankwaso from nnewi

pastor Saraki bukola from nkalagu

bishop Atiku abubakre from onitsha

Archbishop makarfi


IT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED THROUGH COMMON SENSE THAT WHOEVER VOTES THE ABOVE EVANGLISTS WILL NOT BE HAUSA FULANI MUSLIMS SLAVES UNLIKE THOSE WHO VOTED SHAYKH BUHARI AND PASTOR OSINBAJO

Religion is the opium of the masses

congrats to d C14 ing out today. special shout out to ma goons at baruten (kwara) kopas Maruf, musty, uche, micheal, ramat, ebenteh, u guys are wonderful... CNT wait to meet u on top

that was then, slow and steady wins no race man

wetin do am

wats now the big deal, pple are just posting wat they into this section, abeg go find better thing do for your house. and if you no get wey be say na amebo you wan dey do na your personal problem

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Stupid people stories

THIS WOULD BE ME
The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom.

LEARN YOUR LESSON

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not through a red light' five hundred times."

AHH, THAT'S BETTER!

A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.

OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

believe me or not am going to say its PETR CECH, he is a nice goal keeper.THUMBS UP FOR THE MAIN MAN

what has light got to do with darkness (black mind)

you are just being asked a question and you should just answer it or get the Bleep out. your name suggest yourself (Blacksta). we should try to be tolerant of each other. so Mr. Idiot, respect others

one day nemesis will catch up with you. you are even bold to say so. you will be arrested oneday alongside your godfather. byebye. stupid idiot

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".
Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.
Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.
So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

the joke no funny, i no understand am, pls dey use common sense b/4 posting rubbishi

Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules, " And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good- bye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and Filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff."  

New Yorkers arrived

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,
there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."

Entering into Heaven

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish."
"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

Liverpool will be licking their wounds now as chelsea will be celebrating their victory at the Anfield yesterday. All liverpool fans should take take away the clause that they at Anfield and no team can beat them their as par champions league is concerned. the re3cord was broken yesterday as chelsea white wash, walloped them 3 goals to 1. its what celebrating, call all your firends make you dey shayo. CHELSEA FOR LIVE!!!! CHELSEA TILL I DIE. WE MUST RULE EUROPE THIS SEASON. THE CUP IS OURS. E MA BA WA DU.

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all chelsea fans should be praying hard for the success of our dear club in this year uefa champions league. the detractors are waiting for our downfall but God will not let them see it. UP CHELSEA!! CHELSEA FOR EVER

with peter cech as the goalie, john terry as the central defender and ed by carvalho with bosingwa and ashley cole at the right and left handside, no problem for CHELSEA at the back. with Didier Drogba (A.K.A. IJAIYA) at the fore front, CHELSEA are going to excel.
UP CHELSEA!!!!!!!! CHELSEA 4 LIVE!!!!!! CHELSEA TILL I DIE

are the super eagles really super or can call them SUPER CHICKENS instead of the SUPER EAGLES. the NFA should do something about the player and their lackadaisical attitude to national call. they perform woefully during their last outing at Mozambique, the world is not even sure for us as the guys are playing and behaving, they are less concern about out ions for this beautiful round leather game. we should do something becuase we are sitting on a time bomb if it explodes it will be disastrous to all us.

THE MATCH IS GOING TO BE DRAW AT ANFIELD AND CHELSEA WILL BEAT HELL OUT OF LIVERPOOL AT STANDFORD BRIDGE.
TRUE BLUES !!! CHELSEA 4 LIVE.
WE STILL DEY FLY HIGH.