NewStats: 3,265,141 , 8,185,768 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 03:40 PM 6l3625

realestate99:

Having an adult male staying with you in your matrimonial home is a recipe for disaster same with a lady also, the best I can do is to give you some cash to sort your accommodation issues. You can grumble as you like, the maximum days you can spend in my matrimonial home being an adult is 2 days.

You have said it all bro.
My own na 1 night.

nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/SugarCharles1/status/1578001487871053826



His Excellency,
The Executive Governor of Delta State Government House.

Through:
The Secretary to Delta State Government
Government House.

Sir,

LETTER OF RESIGNATION

I wish to officially intimate your office of the resignation of my appointment as Senior Special Assistant on Youth Development with immediate effect.

My decision to resign is premised on moral and call of every Nigeria Youth for a new and better Nigeria, sir on this ground I have decided to be fully "Obidient" to their call so we work together to achieve a better new Nigeria.

However, I thank your Excellency for the opportunity given to me to serve in your government for over three years as Senior Special Assistant on Youth Development.

Kindly accept the assurance of warmest regards always.

Yours faithfully,

OSHEOKWU ONOCHIE

This is just the beginning. By Dec/Jan the whole thing will mature. Then the word obedient becomes a word in every Nigerians lip. The same will resonate at the poll. This is divine.
Thanks to EndSars that set the ball rolling. We are getting there gradually. Greetings house!

pho:


You have said it all. The people pushing are only after what they will stand to gain when he become president and not the interest and well being of the citizen and common man. God will see us through.

Keyamo is number one on the list. Too bad some of us don't know this

HopeSpencer:
What if it was intentional to give obi-dunse something to masturbate on?

Newspaper showing conspicuous headlines with known dates were displayed and you thought it wasn't intentional? Ipigs can do better na.

If the date is up-to-date, they will still say it's a photoshopped image.

Before the end of December 2022 you will personally give up in trying to convince people about Tinubu. No doubt he has tried but let him how out. Obi is the man. No need burning your energy brother

oikirodah:
Finesse: Tinubu Slays It Completely With New UK Photos Rocking Fitted Suits (Images)

Organise
Every other day I organise
Some of us are wise
Every other person over wise, mm
O l'ogbon ju, o gbon, o gbon, o gbon
Iwo lo gbon ju...Agbogbon ju, ogbon, a ma m'ologbon go
O ti l'ogbon ju

Based on one or two Tinubu has remained the top trend since the start of the preliminaries toward the general elections.

For the first time in history, an 8-second or so clip of Tinubu eclipsed the glory of the #BBnaija finals. The guy is well organized and more like one who favour follows.

Tinubu drops these stuns late in the day and when it drops the internet is on shut down.

Have you noticed that most DPs and Reels now feature Asake's song "organize" as the background music?

With these new pictures of him in suits and looking dapper, Tinubu has once more broken the internet. It's no surprise he was nicknamed City Boy...look at that swag.

I must it Tinubu is prepared for the job ahead of him; every day he looks better and fresher. Take a look at the expressions Tinubu gave while exercising on that electronic bicycle and notice the trend.

E b like Tinubu don catch up.‘you gerrit, if you don’t gerrit, forget abourit’.

Meanwhile the song for the week remains "Organise", play it repeatedly to guarantee a great week.

See the photos below that is sending shockwaves across.

Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.

Source iReporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/organise-from-top-to-bottom-tinubu-tears-the-internet-with-his-latest-londonphotos/

No matter the extent you go in washing the nose of a dog it can never be white!
What those photos say:

First Pix: Baba is well relaxed because is not under duress, he stylishly leaned on that furniture cabinet and you can see the facial expression of no anxiety.

Second pix: Baba is under tension/duress (his facial expression), because he is standing alone and you can see the apprehensive nature of the man close to him at the back being at alert in case Baba wants to fall down or collapse so that he can reach out to him.

Moral lesson:
There is a time for everything...a time to let go!
Baba has tried and paid his due, he has conquered his world and enthroned princes and princesses within Nigeria political space, but now he is old and feeble hence let him slow down, bow out and continually be an Elder statesman because no matter the packaging he is not fit to rule

ExAngel007:
https://www.facebook.com/303460620422556/posts/pfbid02GgXWkfHcaFNajSbFCFQKrBVgw2WS1MdY5MmscvytKQYfswyRdYXee3C1jBABL8y4l/?mibextid=EIh8GqnfXx6Qcdns

(As seen on Facebook)

Peter Obi is a confirm member of Pirate confraternity. See hand shake on this photo

I can give 5 indicators to confirm it is photoshopped!
Anti-Obi-Datti, is this highest you could go?

AdamuKD:

Forget all these urchins here in nairaland and outside. They are just doing it because of their monthly payment. They love and ire Obi inside but the love of money has made them to sell their conscience to the old hag. U will see that on election day, they are going to vote for Obi

Exactly!!!

oloyeagbaakin:
Meet this girl recently, my mum told me I should not ask anything about her educational qualification, but she is a hairdresser. Got to know after our introduction that she just finished from J.S.S 3 she did not even go to S.S.S 1 in short she doesn't even have a WAEC certificate. And our wedding is coming soon, what can I do guys?

Why are you crying over a spilled milk?

Zonefree:
Old video, since 2013.

https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/1451042/bola-tinubu-shows-off-exercise#18318860


Cc; Corridon

Busted!!!
APC and lies.
Thanks @zonefree

FREDCLSSICO7:


lol before na ugly house maid you want make him employ

Bros na the man invite trouble come e house o!
Temptation must come for that kind of thing so the best thing na to cut off.
Him for no dey find formular dey go here an there if had cut off those red flags

Entprys:
I dey laff cos national Batification on the way

Bros no be everybody come out o!!!
Some dey do press wait for February 2023!
It is like the neck pressing don reach your side too?
Na make you dey reason like this?
No let express live you
E go shock o!

Gab25:
Please I need opportunities of scholarship, jobs, financial help for person wey know book like this, I have been carrying first since secondary school, no single scholarship �, waec distinctions, nothing fall out, I have been on a firstclass since 100 level, i have been applying for financial assistance I haven't gotten any money or scholarship. Now a first class graduate. Strike is holding my graduation date. Which kind life for this country be this? My destiny helper abeg locate me.

help is on the way soon! Amen

sweerychick:
is Obi running for Governorship in those States u mentioned?

thinking princess with sound logical mind, thank you for that perfect answer/reply

Nwodosis:
Any Agbadorian that survives today's neck pressing will be needing London rest too.

press the neck till their brain reset to become obidient

successmatters:
We need your husband to resign.

O bros live them make them carry go! eno far again!
May 29th 2023 is like 24 hours time
The main thing na to dey do press up wait february 2023 to finish the fight of taking our country back to a better state.

FactBoyz:
This is tooooo much.. Watch out for Urchins around you. Sniper is everywhere o. This pressing of neck is now toooo much

Funny enough. Obidient people that did not come are even more than the number in the footage. we dey wait for election to finish the fight to take back our dear country Nigeria.
Long live Benin city/Edo State!
long live Nigeria!!!
I am Obidient for better Nigeria.
happy Independency day

donaldking100:


broke men association slogan.
oga bring out money & do things the right way it's done.
it's a once in a lifetime something, & it deserves to be done well.

That is why many conforming themselves to abnormal societal standard are stagnant.
The wetin people go say category

waice6571:
MARRIAGE SAVING ESSAY!!!

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick her phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. , you are bathing, but didn't know your maid is also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that compromising state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know and willing to listen to explanations.

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, explain in 247 words the theorem that can save your marriage.

Almighty formula would save the situation . By the way why housing grown up made with those characteristic features. That is a red flag to breakage of marriage

Dikegodspower:
I love her guts

Bold is understatement! Well anything that will make Africa better is accepted by me o!!!

plaindealer:



This is you and the rest of Pandora minions after his loss #2023.

You go retrieve your hidden biafra flag and commence agitation, calling Nigeria a ZOO and shtihole, it's just around the corner.

You do not need to insult or throw tantrum to your argument brother!
You are too civilise for that.
I am not from the East neither did I married from there or schooled there.
I am just a Nigerian weighing the option of committing the future of my children in the hand of the right person. That should also be your concern also, not issue of zoo, shithole (take note this is the right spelling shithole, compare to yours with respect to the bolded), biafra talks etc.
Are you not tired of above 70years being behind the wheel?
Nigeria will be great again.
Peace!!!

plaindealer:



Story story story

An idea whose time has come, nothing certainly will stop it.
By December, you yourself go don quietly this movement. I will advise you come to Nairaland openly and make it known to all.
Peace!!!

plaindealer:


https://twitter.com/VictorIsrael_/status/1575100549699338240?t=lP1u5LnwAL7TmROy2ib1Sw&s=19

See ObiDatti Flag on top of the bus...

The photoshop skill this evil person displayed is not good enough! Let him or her go back to learn more.

Without sentiment, Tinubu has tried and has paid his due within Nigeria political space, but let him give way for younger generation.
Obi's time has come
Congratulations to our in coming president Obi in advance

udofia234:



oh! living her life! appearing naked occasionally her room and giving me a clear view to her unclothedness? this one shocked me oh! which Lady does that without ulterior motives?

Married woman for that matter (added to the end of your comment).
My brother this one is more than the lady living her normal life. Gather yourself and relocate. Before attaining that financial strength if it warrants you shutting your window so be it, after all if your left eye will cause you to miss heaven, do justice to it!

Nigeriafirstlad:
Beecham ampiclox works like magic, it works better than most concraceptives like postinors and others.
They should take it withing 3hours after unprotected intercourse.

Sex education should be encouraged in this country to prevent unwanted pregnancy, because nobody can stop unprotected sex.
The body is canal

And when it fails, boom!!! A cycle of bastards/vagabonds/orphans surfaces.
Let us not encourage this act because the disadvantages out weigh the advantages.

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Thanks Ishilove

Kobojunkie:
The Holy Spirit aka the Spirit of Truth aka Jesus Christ Himself will never teach you anything that contradicts or contravenes Jesus Christ. So be mindful of that - John 14 vs 25 - 27 and John 16 vs 4 - 15.

Good luck to you

JASONjnr:
If we refused to take this country back come 2023....We might not be able to do it ever again....Stay Obidient...

I am telling you my brother!
It will be a big regret if we miss this cycle, going by the level of awareness amongst the masses couple with fall out from the END SARS protest.
It is not but about the generation unborn. LET US VOTE WISELY.
As for me I am not forcing it on anybody with respect to presidential candidature. I have X-RAYED all the aspirants and reached a conclusion that my best choice for the journey to taking back our country is Peter Obi.
He is the way to take my vote come February 2023

Kobojunkie:
Sin is as defined by God in His Word and not by your churches of men. And what scripture refers to as evil is that which God has in fact declared sin, and not what your churches, your pastors and mogs think.

As for Artificial insemination, there is no indication that it is sin against God,either literally or infered, this since God never decreed that conception, as far as childbearing is concerned, must only take place via intercourse between a man and a woman.

The Holy spirit shall teach you misery, observing you to know what is evil and what is right.
Let us be careful with our submission.

obembet:
99.9999999% of men can never make heaven.

the only 0.0000001 na my dad.. and heaven is sure for him

@Obembet
Your statement is fallacious.
Someone should help me with the type of fallacy she is guilty of...

SuperWriter:


What happened to the remaining $500 million?

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Good question!!!
Any sane thinking human knows APC/PDP will never stop looting and milking this country till dryness sets in because the same set of old cargoes and buffoons are still parading themselves. May God help this country.

VeryWickedMan:
No. Una for wait.

Indeed you are a very wicked man. You made me a fool at the office for laughing out loud with the photoshop pix of our amiable Amusa holding a cutlass. You no try. People had to check on me !!!
Indeed Nairaland is a place to relax!!!