NewStats: 3,265,414 , 8,186,656 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 08:05 PM 154p2q

Good day all!
going by last year direct entry exam.. i think the result should be out tomorrow... last year the pude was conducted on the 25th(saturday) while the result came out on the 30th(thursday). wish you all the best.. May God crown our effort with success, nobody in this room will score below 50.

it is likely we will not start the exam by 10:00am cos Saturday is environmental sanitation. same thing happened last year, the exam was later shifted to 12:00noon

mrning guys... funaab site is not opening on my browser.. i guess they are ing the merit list.. you guys should be on the look out

planetuzor:

This is what is called "KOBA-LiZation" in our Yoruba Dialect.. Lol.....

I don't knw how to answer ur Qs oo but ur guess is good as mine... **lwkmd!

Find the answer to ur question with this WORD PROBLEM..
"Where Plan A is directly Proportional to Plan B, Plan C would be _inversely________ proportional to D... (Fill in the Gap)


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planetuzor:

U were threading in the line of what I call "Maturity Response" which I was about applauding you till u spoiled it with the Insult. This is Uncalled for.. @ Habidab, pls forgive him with the proof of not replying this comment.... #I_cannot_come _ and _be_settling_fight _ again

@planetuzor do you also apply for uniben direct entry cos i saw you on uniben direct entry thread... I also applied for both uniben and funaab.

Adex097: Good morning my OGAs and MADAMs @the top .
I wish you all nothing but the best in your exam.
You will all succeed IJN
Amen.

Amen

planetuzor:

Temi: ok we need to coordinate this..am interested.. The larger in number we are the better.... Ok if u are in for this signify urself by quoting this thread and typing ur name and email...
so I could update it..

Group Booking of Hotel Room-Show ur Interest

1. Temicare. (Ur mail needed so u can be ed)
2. Planetuzo.( [email protected])
3. geedee4real.([email protected])
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. ?
8. ?

Temicare:
Makin a plan 2 collectively book 4 an Inn in benin 4 lyk 2 days or so...

Am interested in the hotel stuff, i resyd in Lagos....

Good News Good News

ASUU Update: Jonathan approves N400bn for
universities in bid to end strike

There is rising hope that
the present strike by the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) may
soon come to an end
following the approval of
N400bn for infrastructural
development of the
universities by President
Goodluck Jonathan.
This was revealed by the
president of the Senior
Staff Association of
Nigerian Universites
(SSANU), Samson Ugwoke,
while addressing his union
at the SSANU
National Executive
Committee (NEC) meeting
held at the weekend at
the University of Abuja.
Ugwoke, briefing the
SSANU on the
activities of the NEEDS
assesment
implementation
committee, led by Benue
State Governor, Gabriel
Suswam. He noted that
the fund was different
from the N100 billion
Governor Suswam had
raised from donor
agencies and big
companies to tackle the
problems of Nigerian
universities in 2013.
The document to this
effect is expected to be
made available today at
the meeting of the
presidential committee on
implementation of the
NEEDS assessment in the
universities with the
leaders of the four
university-based unions –
the Senior Staff
Association of Nigerian
Universities (SSANU), the
Non-Academic Staff Union
of Educational and
Associated Institutions
(NASU), the National
Association of Academic
Technologists (NAAT) and
the Academic Staff Union
of Universities (ASUU).
The labour leader said:
“Let me give you a tip on
what the NEEDS
assessment committee is
doing. The president has
approved that within the
next four years; N400
billion would be expended
in infrastructural
development of Nigerian
universities, to transform
the universities to
international standard.
“N100 billion has already
been raised by Suswam
committee out of which
61 universities have been
pencilled down, as
contained in the NEEDS
assessment committee.
The N100 billion is
expected to address needs
of the universities in the
areas which include re-
furbishing and renovation
of lecture theatres and
lecture halls, re-furbishing
and renovation of
laboratories/libraries and
the renovation of hostels.
“The second category is
building of new hostels of
international standard,
self-contained rooms, the
latest model in the world.
That is the standard to be
built in every university,
and also the state-of-the-
art laboratories as well as
classrooms, lecture
theatres and the halls.”
Ugwoke pointed out that
the money had been
shared and out of the
N100 billion, N96 billion
had been sent to
universities.
He added: “The committee
is meeting again on
Monday, and by Monday
(today), the document will
be out. This time around,
it is not only by giving
university money, but it
will be monitored to
ensure that the money is
used to transform the
universities, to bail
universities out of the
present situation and
developed to an
international recognized
university standard.

PRISON TINS.
Nelson Mandela from prison to president.
Obasanjo from prison to president..
Theodore Orji from prison to Gov....
Omisore Iyiola from prison to senator... Al
mustapha from prison to Brigadier General...This prison is better than
University oooo......Please 4get the stress,
try go prison who knows weda you can
be Local Govt Chairman..
MY PEOPLE HOW U NA DEY? DONT WORRY ASUU WILL SOON CALL OFF THE STRIKE....

The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109
days brought out the bestand worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed, many female
students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI,
ASULIMA, ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce anotherwonder,e specially now
that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz].
So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJERE,
ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a nd so on…
Well,I trust my real female Gees Happy
Strike....ma people...

My prayer is dat funaab shd release dia ission list b4 uniben start selling dia post DE screening form.because I obtain two DE form one for funaab and the other for uniben.

Gleefreak125:
ASUU nor dey fail now, dey've bin Nigeria's most consistent striker. I wonder y we even lacked gud strikers in d jst concluded fifa confederations cup wen we av d world best, most consistent n most reliable striker in ASUU. As 4 me na ASUU strike jooor, if rain no fall thunder no go strike bt ASUU no dey w8 make tinz happen b4 dem score. "ASUU D STRIKER No 9"

Arsenal are about g ASUU on a 4 year deal worth 500,000 pounds, since they(Arsenal) could not sign Realmadrid hit man (Higuain)

ASUU and Thunder who strike ? abeg reply

Again, ASUU vows to
continue university
lecturers’ strike.

The lecturers sought the
understanding of all
Nigerians on the strike.

The Ibadan Zone of the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU. will not
call off its strike until the
Federal Government
meets the union’s
demands, according to the
Zonal Coordinator, Dr.
Adesola Nassir. This
follows ASUU’s resolve on
Tuesday, after a meeting
with federal lawmakers
and ministers, to continue
with the strike.
Mr. Nassir stated the
union’s stance at a news
conference at the
University of Lagos
(UNILAG) on Wednesday.
The union embarked on a
nationwide indefinite
strike on July 1 over claims
that the Federal
Government had failed to
implement parts of the
agreement they signed in
2009.
“We as of the
ASUU Ibadan Zone,
comprising University of
Ibadan, University of
Lagos, Olabisi Onabanjo
University, Lagos State
University, University of
Agriculture, Abeokuta, and
Tai Solarin University of
Education, have resolved
to remain on strike.
“This we are doing along
with our other colleagues
nationwide, for as long as
it takes the government to
be faithful to the
implementation of the
agreement and commence
the process of
renegotiating the 2009
agreement.
“This is not meant to
inflict undue pains on our
students, which also
includes our ,
wives and children,
parents and other primary
interests,’’ he said.
He described their action
as a collective sacrifice
toward ensuring that they
bequeathed “a better
university system to
posterity’’.
Mr. Nassir said that since
ASUU accepted the
challenge of repositioning
the country’s universities
more than two decades
ago, more than 3,000
academics had been
trained outside the
country. He said this was
achieved through the
Tertiary Education Trust
Fund (TETFUND), the
product of an agreement
spawned by their
struggles.
He hoped that the current
struggle, which he said
might drag on for a while,
would yield positive
dividends.
“We cannot continue to
relegate the education of
our children by devoting a
paltry 8.5 per cent of our
budget even when most
African countries spend
about 20 per cent on the
average.
“We therefore call on
parents, students,
progressive organisations
and all other stakeholders
to our union in the
struggle to free our
universities and society
from the claws of mis-
governance, neglect and
outright repression,’’ he
said.
He said that the
government must invest
heavily in education if it
truly desired a country
that would be respected
among the comity of
nations.
Another lecturer,
Oluwakemi Fapojuwo, of
the University of
Agriculture, Abeokuta, said
that ASUU was not
attacking personalities but
was only interested in
ensuring that issues were
tackled in the appropriate
manner in order to make
the system competitive.
Mrs. Fapojuwo said that as
parents, they were also
interested in the future of
their children, whom she
described as products of
the universities.
“What we are saying is
that government must
show enough
commitment about this
our system to a
substantial level so as to
turn around the
universities,’’ she said. - TIMES

10 gbosas to people like prof dan and many others that have been making this thread lively, weldone guys. I think it's about time we start collating our credentials and other things that wil be require for screening. As we await the screening list. Can't wait to see my name in the first list. For those contemplating on getting hnd form, where is your faith? Cos a double minded person cannot receive anything from God.can't wait to c u all in funaab.any aspiring chemist shd hook me up on 08024775320, or
25307c8c. I already av prof dan number

for my fellow chemist

A CRAZY LUO CHEMISTRY TEACHER:-

JACKSON: Excuse me sir, i need to go to the toilet.

TEACHER: Use chemical language omera!

JACKSON: Excuse me sir….

TEACHER: Ehe… go on am listening..

JACKSON: I need to go and corode the walls of the toilet with urine.....

TEACHER: Nice trial but you have missed a point there.

JACKSON: What point have i missed sir?

TEACHER: You should have said this:- "EXCUSE ME SIR, MAY I GO AND TITRATE THE WALLS OF THE TOILET BY USING X CUBIC CENTIMETRES OF URIC ACID? anyway go, but you should try that next time! Donge
geedee4real

Dankylove: NOTICE!!!
Lately,I have observed that People in this Thread has being Less Patriotic to this Thread,awaiting INFORMATION of Funaab Screening Lists.
Let us Counsel Eachother pending what's bugging ur Minds Academically.
Minimally,we still have 3weeks b4 the Screening List is Out.
Lets' Loosen Ourselves because Its Not by Struggle neither is it by ur Strength but God's grace.
if God has Destined ur Name to be ON the screening list,it will definitely be there In Jesus Name.

Prof.Dan
(Thread Registrar)

dan we shall both make it through the help of God cant wait to start attending class together with you.

Dankylove:

here is mine 08066632650 daniel.
We could be of assistance to each other academically

I will save ur number

@ dankylove am also going for chemistry, with a national diploma in science laboratory technology, Here are my
Tel: 08024775320
BB pin: 25307c8c
My prayer for all aspirants' is that God's grace will perfect everything that have to do with our ission.

Note: i think it's time to turn to God for help rather than banking on ur grades, cos the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

As for me all i need is God's grace.
I cant wait to see u all at the screening venue.. till then remain focus.

Accuratephemite:

this is clearer 2 some extent #large

No be ban u ooo, any ow I can't wait to c u in funaab cos am sure we'll be doing some course 2geda, due to d similarity of our course BCH and CHM. Welcm bk

Am going for chemistry, and also choose physics as my second choice.my prayer is that the ongoing ASUU strike will not affect or delay the release of our list, I can wait to shout halleluyaaaah in this forum.

Any slt holder here let us talk and let know the course yo are applying for, as for me i am applying for chemistry.

i try reprinting my completed slip and i notice that the jamb list column have being removed from the form. Pls check urs to confirm

When I try reprinting the completed form I notice an additional information av being added on my aknowledgement slip1) additional invoice but no specific amount is stated in the invoice, pls is it general? Or are we to pay additional 1k like the fellow jambite

YES IT IS GENERAL PROBLEM DONT PANIC ALL WILL BE WELL, BT WHICH PIN ARE WE GOING TO USE TO CHECK OUR ISSION STATUS?

i just concluded my registration but my reg number is not found on jamb first choice list of which i choose unaab as my first choice. although i have mailed them concerning this but they are yet to reply me

end of first half nigeria missed a lot of chances

wasteful onazi