NewStats: 3,264,528 , 8,184,019 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 12:26 PM 5f2l6q

AntiChristian:


Finished me? I am not finished! I still remain yanfu yanfu!

I smart your generation! Shame!

Abeg shift.

AntiChristian:


None of them.

So which did Jesus listened to? Kirk Franklin or Ron Kenoly or Don Moen or Ayefele or Sunny Okposun or Tope Alabi or Sinach or Frank Edwards?

They've finished you on this thread.
You're not smart after all.
Shame!

This is really disturbing.

Hello everyone,
This security guy called Rapheal from Ajao estate, Oshodi was sent to get table water for a neighbour. The neighbour gave him his ATM card. After some minutes the neighbour kept receiving alerts amounting to more than 1 million naira. He hasn't been found since then.
His phone has been switched off too.

The last transaction was done in Ikorodu.
Please, any information leading to his arrest would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

tuoyoojo:
I am not a er of tilumbu but this tax reform sweet my belle

It would make state to sit up and do the needful. When a state is not working and unable to pay salaries, the citizens of the state would not use bad belle eyes to look at the federal government, instead they would grab the state governors by the jugular and demand answers. This would make only people with innovation and foresight to contest for elective positions as anyone bereft of ideas would be eliminated naturally from the race


Furthermore, governors would try to ensure that peace prevails in their states as the lip service paid towards insecurity would end as only peaceful states that are investor friendly would draw investment

In addition, states would specialise in commodities that they have comparative advantage in producing. Plateau , Taraba and adamawa would want to invest in power, food processing industries and cattle production. Zamfara in production of jewelleries. Rivers and delta in addition to oil may want to open their sea ports, the west in cocoa production and processing.

This bill is a master stroke kawaii!!!

You're intelligent, sir.

dohyn:
If by "fan", you mean someone who's been ing a club for more than a decade and has been to more than 5 live matches at the Etihad, then I guess I'll qualify as one. Would you say the same of yourself and the club you ??

Bought first ticket in 2019. Show yours or shut up.

Nice one.

ALABACONNECT:
For me o, Panasonic has a better display (Using their recent model sets to judge). Sorry for the late response

Thanks boss.

Psady:
In my opinion I say toshiba for picture quality but can't tell about durability because both are durable,still waiting response from alabaconnect to throw more light on this ,they are gurus in this field.

Thanks so much for this, sir.

GRACEGLORY:





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Please, between Toshiba and Panasonic, which one has a better picture quality and durability?

ALABACONNECT:
Panasonic has a unique picture quality on their black screens but if you are using prepaid meter, run!!

Please, between Toshiba and Panasonic, which one has a better picture quality and durability?

lakefist:


Yes

Thanks for the response, sir.

lakefist:


TV boxes project their own pictures via HDMI CABLE. TV not being smart doesn’t mean Dey don’t have quality pictures. There are many newer model TVs with no smart features and super great picture quality.

People are even moving away from TVs and using projectors for home entertainment purposes. Do your research!

Sir, can I use an Android TV box for a Panasonic Smart TV too?

EreluRoz:
What are you doing in the market as a man? Men that goes to the market are very stingy and aggressive.
I dislike men that would open eyes to everything and won't allow women to be women peacefully.

You should have a woman maybe a market woman that get your things for you.

This isn't bright, please. You're trying too hard to comment.

Drickstore:

Panasonic 49, 55, 40 Inches are available.
Moreso, Philips 49, 50 Inches are available. Full HD and UHD. Thanks

Drickstore, do you have 49" Panasonic smart TV?
Or 50" Panasonic smart TV?

Which is available?
How much?

blackpanthar:


I have NEVER seen MONEY betray or break up with its owner, but I have seen friends, family and wives damage the very person they claimed they once loved. GET GOD'S WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING then use them to GET THE BAGS OF CURRENCIES OF MONEY...... all other things will be added to you

EAT ACCORDING TO YOUR AGE NOT ACCORDING TO YOUR FEELINGS


IF YOU MUST MARRY, DON'T MARRY TOO EARLY OR LATE, MARRY WHEN YOUR MATURITY CAN HANDLE A WOMAN'S TRICKS AND THE FLOW OF MONEY, THEN YOU WILL HAVE PEACE


SPERM RETENTION MAKES YOU SMARTER AND MORE MOTIVATED, SPERM WASTAGE IN CASUAL SEX OR MASTURBATION DESTROYS YOUR ZEST FOR LIFE AND CRIPPLES YOUR ABILITY TO BE AT YOUR BEST GAME. STAY PURE.


WINE AND WOMEN are two greatest assassins your real enemies can use against you, avoid at all cost them till you are wealthy enough to replace them.

0-30 is your MORNING, 31-60 IS YOUR AFTERNOON, 60 AND ABOVE IS YOUR EVENING. These are number of your days, First 30 years is for LEARNING, the NEXT 30 years is for EARNING and the LAST 30 YEARS IS FOR YAWNING as you await death's sleep. KNOW THIS AND YOU WILL BE WISE IN WHOM AND HOW YOU SPEND TIME

SILENCE WILL TEACH YOU MUCH MORE THAN ASKING QUESTIONS ONLY IF YOUR BRAIN IS KNOWLEDGIBLE, SILENCE IS GOLDEN, USE SILENCE TO HEAR THE INTENTIONS BEHIND CASUAL SENTENCES AND JOKES. SO YOU KNOW WHO IS WHO

IF YOU DON'T IRE THE REWARD(consequences) then don't acquire the EXPERIENCE(stealing, lying, sex,porrn,talkativeness,masturbation,over eating, etc).

USE PRAYER AND MEDITATION TO MAKE SURE A VERY POWERFUL SPIRIT IS ALWAYS PROTECTING YOU, LIFE IS VERY SPIRITUAL AND CAN ONLY BE LIVED AS SUCH

MARRY A WOMAN WHOM YOU WILL BE AFRAID TO CHEAT ON BECAUSE OF HER IMMEASURABLE VALUE TO YOU and BE SURE SHE TOO SEES YOU THE SAME. Never tolerate disrespect from any woman except your mother.

NO MAN WANTS YOU TO BE BETTER THAN HIM AT HIS CRAFT THAN YOUR FATHER, know this and KEEP YOUR BEST SECRETS TO YOURSELF.

THE FASTEST WAY TO KNOW WHO SHOULD BE YOUR WIFE IS TO OBSERVE WHO TAKES JOY IN SERVING YOU WITHOUT FEELING ENTITLED OR DEMANDING ANYTHING IN RETURN. MARRY HER AND MAKE HER A GREAT QUEEN.

TRUE EDUCATION CAN ONLY COME FROM EXPOSURE, TRAVEL ABROAD AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IT BETTER

NEVER BE TOO VULNERABLE TO A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE CAN NEVER SEE YOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN, THEY ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH THE ABILITY TO RAISING MEN, THEY CAN ONLY RAISE BABIES

GET MENTORED BY MANY WISE MEN AND YOU WILL BE WISER THAN YOUR PEERS AND YOU WILL AVOID MANY DESTINY MISTAKES THAT HAVE BECOME THE GRAVE OF MANY GREAT PEOPLE. MENTORS PRESERVE AND PROTECT YOU FROM TORMENTORS

MASTER THE GAME OF CHESS AND OTHER GAMES LIKE CALL OF DUTY, and the ALPHA LEADER AND STRATEGIST IN YOU WILL EMERGE

YOU WILL LEARN MORE FROM FAILURES THAN FROM SUCCESS, EMBRACE IT

hope this helps

You're loaded!

Worthy of emulation.

stan4b:
Hello guys!!!
My fiancee is currently serving in benue, while I'm in Edo.
For the past 6 months, I have been sending her about 10k every week, sometimes more than 10k.

Her school pays her 15k, state pays her 16k, government pays her 33k, making it 64k. Every month, immediately she receives her allawee she'll quickly send almost everything to her contributor in Edo.

Ones state and school pays her, she'll also send the monies to her contributor. I'll now be the one taking care of her throughout the month. I have told her severally to keep at least half of her total money for herself, so that even if I'll send money, it'll be very small. She won't listen.

Now I've decided that she should always use her money to take care of herself, that I'm not sending her money again. She's angry, but I no send.
Pls, I'm I wrong for telling her to use her money.

Are you for real?

oladipuposadeeq:
it depends on how big it is, what kind of vehicle do you think can convey it?

Any vehicle that can carry an L-shaped Sofa.

Please, how do I convey a furniture acquired in Idimu to Ikorodu?
Please help guys.

SporaD8:

The only strong man I know of, are those who can bare-chest bullets and remain standing!
The rest are merely egomaniacs!

Me too.

MercyStan:


I already explained this.

Yes, I've read it. Thanks.

MercyStan:
I'm about to share something I've never revealed before.

I'm currently in my late twenties and ever since I was a kid I have been able to see a part of human being that others can't.

When I look at a person, I don't just see the physical body but I also see an extra layer of what looks like thin coloured smoke. I can't feel the smoke but I can see it. When I come close to the person it appears like a hologram of sorts.

The colour of the smoke depends on the individual. But for most people it's a light orange smoke. I've seen very few people with black smoke and even fewer people with white smoke.

However there are people that don't have this smoke. All I see is a body and nothing else. I have now come to theorize that these group of people aren't humans, or have no soul; human or otherwise.

I can also detect this colored smoke on photos and videos taken on newer cameras and phones like Android and iPhones. I don't see this colored smoke when I look at pictures I took with my blackberry, symbian and older Nokia phones

I can't detect this colored smoke in people in old movies but I can see in on people in recent movies and on current television.

Also when I come in physical with the people that don't have this colored smoke I feel an instant sharp coldness that lasts a second; like when you touch iceblock and immediatelyremove your hand. I always avoid these people.

Feel free to ask me any questions, and you can also show me a picture of a person and I can tell you what color of smoke I see on them and if I don't see any smoke on them I'll tell you.

Please, what does each smoke represent?
Thanks.

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Person wey no fit afford better phone dey judge trillionaire, wetin una dey smoke gan

. Laugh wan finish me.

MasterJayJay:

Someone will mention me and insult me but doesn't get banned. When I retaliate against the person, I get banned. Why?

anonimi:


Compared with castration, is it still no joke

Chai!

ddippset:
If we could list all the misyarns of Wike, we could make a full book.

Examples;;

1. APC is cancer party, I can never cancer party.
2. Tinubu said he will continue from where Buhari stopped, how can anybody promote failure, I can never be associated with such.
3. Tell any INEC official coming to rig to write their will.
4. We thank God for the Supreme Court victory. It would not have been possible without Odili.
He would call me in the midnight and tell me,,, go and see this person, go and see that person. Look where we are today.
5. If I see Amaechi, I will kick him and turn him upside down.
6. I bought form for everyone of them,, did they buy form?
7. I don't have time, I was watching them and went to drink my 40 Year old whiskey.
8. I can never be a minister, I can never be second fiddle in my own court.
9. I can never be Vice President to anybody.
10. I will never leave PDP. Even if I don't get the ticket, I will whoever is the party's choice.
11. How can Dave Umahi and Ayade leave and work against the party that made them? Some people have no integrity.
12. He abused a traditional ruler, see his cap like Usman Dan Fodio.
13. He even said thunder fire somebody while inside a Church event.

So many, So many..


Today he said go and hug transformer, he will remove a senator.

Yeye

CharleyBright:


Get the fvck off my back with your Slavery mentality.
Most of you teenagers on Nairaland are dumb fvcks.
What's the matter with these useless generation of youths in Nigeria?
You think because Osimhen can feed you and your family, he can feed every person?
Is he richer than Daniel omokachi back then? What happened to omokachi later?
Is it Footballers money you call rich?
75% of Nigerian footballers no go school.
Anybody wey no go school, cannot manage wealth.
Nonsense money miss road.

The guy's comment really shocked me o. Haba!

saddler:


Carry your advice go help your village people. They need it more. No go dey advise person wey fit buy your past, present and future generations.

What kind of mentality is this?
This is really bad.

Nice2023:
U are simply not a good man to that woman.

I started feeling bad from the way and manner u may have frustrated that lady.

Is it even a crime to be a wife.

Treat that woman well,a breastfeeding mother at that.

Stop using curse words on ur wife and family...u are the head of the home. I wonder what would make a man to tell his wife to go and Bleep stone.

Apologise to her and start making your marriage work.

I blame u for everything because u don't know ur role as the Head. I have never abused my wife of 9years not even by mistake.

Seriously,I don't know how u guys are doing it.

Lastly,do not destroy ur home...rather rediscover yourself and make amends to make ur marriage work.

I blame ur wife for a exchanging words with u in such a tensed situations.

This,I will say here is exactly what I will tell my brother/son in the absence of his wife.

Be a good man my brother.

Good luck to u as u guys amend and live in harmony thereafter.

God bless you for this.

brain54:

And she wasn't angry...?

Didn't your foul words make her loose herself too.

You both are guilty of the same doings!

Don't mind him.

You're shameless.
Grow up.