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elasticlala: 7:07pm On Jun 10
Later in the future there will be a book titled "The story of Two Powerful Idiots".
elasticlala: 1:32am On Jun 07
Why is there so much noise as tho it’s not possible ?
Benny Hinn did something like this years ago; no one could walk the alter… he asked Holy spirit to come seat on the alter and none could walk the alter anymore. The man may not be saint but if God can use a donkey, He certainly can manifest through the pastor.

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elasticlala: 6:27am On Jun 06
adenigga:



Source: https://dailypost.ng/Petrol-not-expensive-in-Nigeria-Dangote

You are not the right person to say that. I don’t expect it to be expensive in your eyes
elasticlala: 10:54pm On Jun 05
Slytiger:
Elon Musk on Thursday ratcheted up his public spat with Donald Trump, saying the US president would have lost the election without his .





https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930667528696828120?t=6MrFXdfiDT4DAmt95HgT-w&s=19



Just see the way they spoke about each other…. Compare with when a Nigerian politician wants to respond to another politician, who said something that he didn’t agree with…
elasticlala: 3:30pm On Jun 05
Maxymilliano:


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If God doesn’t arise for this country, & the people refuse to stand up and fight for the future of the country, soon it would become a desolate place, where no sane human can inhabit.

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elasticlala: 3:18pm On Jun 05
Riskymarvelous:
APC and propaganda nah fire

Very useless set of people
elasticlala: 5:38pm On Jun 04
DMerciful:
Pictures or we don't believe it


No mind them. If they could film themselves claiming to be fighting Boko Haram in a war-like scenario, how come they don't have a single photo or video evidence? Only the gullible can be fooled with this folktale

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elasticlala: 7:38pm On Jun 03
Must it get to the stage where they had to protest before the police can to k of acting? I wonder what exactly the work off the Nigeria police is supposed to be
elasticlala: 7:06pm On Jun 03
benuejosh:
I don't believe this list if Nigeria is not included.

We are the happiest people on the planet earth.

Nigeria is not even among top 100. le in Nigeria is about 54
elasticlala: 6:26pm On Jun 03
I won't be surprised if no terrorists were even killed among them... always unintelligent strikes.
elasticlala: 6:20pm On Jun 03
This is not the type of bullets constituting insecurity issues in Nigeria. Bullets sold to farmers/hunters for hunting... The truth is bitter

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elasticlala: 9:56pm On Jun 02
SeeAllen:
And Tinubu won't do anything yet. What an incapable President. Rip

The useless fools would rather be talking about 20207 election or appointing people to meaningless offices.

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elasticlala: 8:23pm On May 29
Says the most insensitive idiot
elasticlala: 2:12pm On May 29
Who asked you?
elasticlala: 1:34pm On May 28
Why exactly was subsidy removed ?

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elasticlala: 11:44pm On May 27
These same photos that were displayed several times last year ?
elasticlala: 10:56pm On May 25
Change the name on the title; it is Floyd, not Flyod
elasticlala: 10:54am On May 22
Is there anything wrong with what she’s wearing ? Or is it because she’s curvy?
If you have any issue with her outfit; the problem is with your corrupt mind/heart

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elasticlala: 2:41pm On May 21
His days are numbered!

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elasticlala: 4:11am On May 21
Dogalmighty17:
Help me answer this.
1. The police say it was a traffic management operation.
How do you enforce traffic with arms and ammunition? What business does the police have with helping a state government outfit to enforce traffic? Armed police for that matter.

2. The police said they put up road blocks to stop the fleeing vehicle.
If there is traffic you are enforcing, which space did the driver get to drive against? If the police have room to set up barricades then there was no traffic impedance in the first place. So why where they there?

3. The police said the officer shot against tires.
How poorly trained was the officer that a shot against tires trained that he hit a enger?

4. Since when did shooting at vehicles become an acceptable means of stopping a vehicle that wasn't posing harm to anyone?

The police statement is just cock womble.

You are wise
elasticlala: 1:47pm On May 20
OlaOfLagos:


These might be the cause…………………………………….

1. Lack of Vitamin B12 deficiency

What she eat plays an important role in regulating her body functions. If she lack essential nutrient, her body does not produce enough red blood cells, which can speed up the greying process. Tell her to add vitamin B12-rich foods such as tuna, sardines, organ meats, cheese, eggs, yoghurt in her diet.

2. Sometimes when the body is under stress, it releases hormones that can disrupt the production of melanin and accelerate the agieng process.

3. Genetics plays a significant role in determining wen her hair turns grey. If her parents experienced premature greying or had white hair at an early age, she may be more likely to develop white pubic hair.

No mind those people wey dey laugh you, some of dem dey wash pant but na for NL dem dey form hard man!!! Your woman na your woman regardless





You are absolutely right.
I’m 42 and has never had a single gray hair anywhere in my body… not even on my head.

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elasticlala: 9:42pm On May 17
We shall see when the time comes!

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elasticlala: 3:20pm On May 17
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elasticlala: 7:32pm On May 16
Emmastan291:
Imagine training your child from Nursey school to 400 Level University stage only to hear that she died via this way...

May She rest in peace and may the Policemen that contributed to her death bear the consequences.

When you see some people on this platform celebrating the death of police officer than the death of an armed robber, you won’t understand. When such people dedicate the rest of their lives fighting the police both physical and spiritual, they would begin to seek public sympathy.

Personally, nothing irritates me as much as a police officer jumping in front of a vehicle cracking gum just to stop a vehicle that they do not even know who is in it.

May sorrow never cease from the house of whoever committed this crime.
elasticlala: 2:03pm On May 12
bestman09:
Terrorists that they should have eliminated instantly instead of wasting time and resources feeding them and they may end up releasing them as repentant terrorists.

I said this over and over again but some people are too shallow in thinking, to understand.


Why is it that the military always arrest bandits whenever they encounter them in the north but when they get to the south, they open fire on suspects in every of their operations. They are fooling themselves, no me.
elasticlala: 10:00pm On May 09
Seems like EFCC is only meant for yahoo boys these days. They are always proactive when it comes to yahoo boys but politicians ? 😶‍🌫️

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elasticlala: 12:21pm On May 06
SeeWahala:
Mschew didn't Rufai oseni finally say the truth in his report? undecided EFCC are the usual toothless chiwawa dogs of the FG under tilumbu cool

No LeVo tongue

Don’t mind those idiots that were calling Rufai names. . The fools have been blindfolded such that no matter what the government does, they will always see it as the right thing.

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elasticlala: 10:27am On May 06
elasticlala: 1:17pm On May 02
How did they escape ? Where did they , with all the numerous military and police extortion points on every direction around that axis?

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elasticlala: 6:41pm On Apr 24
Humans lie about everything; not just Facebook profile

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