NewStats: 3,264,155 , 8,182,814 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 10:34 PM o5o6d

Edited the story so that it could look like positive PR but left out the bit where the same professor ed the disenfranchisement of non-Yoruba voters in the last election and make bigoted statements!

Last last white hair isn’t a sign of wisdom!

Spandau:


Don't mind the hateful, unpatriotic hypocrites. Tinubu has shown them shege. Any avenue to discredit him will be utilized by them.

Doesn’t mean the Tinubu-led FG is any better. Unfortunately, they couldn’t suppress the news else their solution would be to muffle the press from even reporting it.
He actually doesn’t deserve any credit

So so story ooo… story everyday!

Under the previous istration led by the incompetent Buhari, there were over 5 accidental air strikes and never for once did we hear protests or any sort of condolences. Today the northern leaders have suddenly found their comion for their people affected by airstrikes.

O ti o…

750 is too cheap! We need to make sacrifices and pay 1000 naira per liter so that the FG not Tinubu can have enough money for infrastructural development and transform Nigeria into Dubai!

On your mandate !!!!!

Winning123:



Must you import. Use made in Nigeria to reduce import and save the Naira. I the FG.

Well done! And you think the parts for the Made in Nigeria cars are made in Nigeria? They are still imported

Of course! They need money to fund the building of residences and other important expenses for their comfort!

For an import-dependent country, we are not serious about rescuing the cost of living

On this mandate we must stand

Barbaric!

Dress a pig in a suit with a tie… it’s still a pig. Same for taking a barbarian to a civilized country. It will always remain a barbarian.

Now imagine this “delegation” all armed with diplomatic covers carrying 10g of white powder each into the UAE!

Imagine how much money the drug dealer can net!

On your mandate we shall stand!

Over 50% of federal civil servants are olodos!

All they know is to resume work, drop a cap on the table or a laptop open and go about from office to office talking or some will even go to market and then resume at the end of the day to take their cap or laptop home.

Over bloated, incompetent and corrupt! The only thing they do well is to brief new ministers where the loopholes to chop money are

Don’t fall for the antics of this fool!

He only makes noise once it affects his region or religion! Everything else is okay

This is not the first “accidental” bombing by the Nigerian Army but because there are rumors that the GOC is an Igbo man… then Bashir Ahmad finds his voice

Notice how the air force will always mistakenly kill innocent Nigerians more than they intentionally strike at the terrorists and bandits!

Useless

There is no moral in this story! Purely to show off! We have seen you in YouKay!

Salhijo! This boy went from a staff of Ministry of Environment to ED of a government agency.

Why? Cos his father and El Rufai headed the consultancy company that ran all PTF projects . At least he is eating at the table with his empty head, other riff raffs are standing on Mandate with empty pockets

As National Grid that he is!

Shockademus and Pliers

As long as there is no inflow of FX, he cannot shock anything

As if they’ll not just deploy one even worse than him!

The APC will not want to lose Imo … they’ll be looking towards 2027… they need a stooge to give them 25% in the state.

You’ll be a wishful thinker if you think the FG will not do everything to keep Imo

Cocky bastard

Bribed the electoral commission

Bribed the judges

Why? Forgery is not a crime!!! We have a president with forged certificates innoffice

This is a win for our democracy!!!!

On your mandate we shall stand!! Thank you Papa

Parasites

Nigerians daily fuel consumption was never up to 66.7m liters.

Simple

Mission accomplished; with this statement, on illegal repatriation Dikko style will be possible!

He hs force the Ghanaian government to affirm that they will never accede to the request for repatriation by the cabal in power.

All BAATists can now moan in peace

LeoDeKing:
God bless Nigeria
God bless SW SS NW NE and NC

Eyyah Otimkpu has been looking for good news since.
Nairaland otimkpu licking arse for ass crumbs while they give their children board chairman appointments!
You will learn and you will cry

Our security personnel are big clowns!

You want to deploy undercover agents then you announce the deployment of undercover agents!!!

We all have to make sacrifices for the country!

The country is broke ! We need to remove subsidy else we will be bankrupt! We need to go through the pains to make the gains!

CORNfused idiots! Una eye go see pepper

Quite sad that we live among brainless people who just use up scarce resources!

Unfortunately, we now have a new word in our vocabulary, "third party vendor" which in Tinubu English means OLUWOLE!

His certificate was forged! This is the simple fact.

A country of educated illiterates

The one thing that will sooth the parents unfortunately will never be gotten in Nigeria; JUSTICE!

No effort will be made to find the one-chance killers, nothing will happen to the hospital staff that could have tried to save her life...absolutely nothing until the next victim of one-chance and hospital rejection. We shout, nothing happens, we move on...till the next and the next...rinse and repeat!

Where is lhordspy to come and spin something for us to read? This man sat and composed a post on “Gazelle Garagara” for us so I am sure he can tell us about this “forgery”… or should we say “third party vendor”.

Also Leo and Manna can help! Seems like Morgstreme has died from hunger so he is no longer here abusing his father.

Shameless humans

Kpomodification! Abi what was he saying?

If you have snakes indoors, it means your house has a food source; ie rats or toads.

You can live a symbiotic existence with the snake; you let it have its space and in return, it will eat all the rats in your house… assuming it is non-venomous.

You picture quality isn’t so good so it difficult to ascertain the specie of “ Joe Blake” living with you. Would be nice to see the body markings, underbelly and shape of head.

Anyway, it’s dead so you just killed your housemate and helper

Cities not slums

This one is just a fool!

At what speeds will the vehicles be traveling to achieve a 4 hour journey time to Lagos from Abuja?