NewStats: 3,264,687 , 8,184,417 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 03:38 AM 3i6l70

President Obama posted this pic as he celebrate the lowest unemployment rate in the U.S in 8 years. Do you think President Buhari can attain this feat for Nigeria too?
God bless Nigeria!

westlius:
Datz high. I used 25k for d house bids and feeds and cashed dem in 10 weeks. Omo ur own cost
Detail.
Birds 25
House 6k (include plank. Nail. Zink. And workmanship)
Feeds about 12k
Birds 5250(210 each)
Med 400(local med)
My profit 40000
Motality 2

Can you drop me ur whatsapp no or bbm pin pls?

taoyadeyi:

Although you did not indicate your academic background. Being a graduate of agriculture or animal science would afford you a better understanding of the either the poultry or fish farming. However, looking at your current capital, I WILL ADVICE YOU NOT TO GO INTO ACTUAL FARMING OF EITHER POULTRY OR FISH. RATHER, PROCESS AND MARKET THE PRODUCTS.

Work as a link between the actual producers farmers and the consumers. That way you would be at lesser risk with your limited fund compare being in actual production. Take my email and let talk privately.

Don't allow anyone to deceive into actual production now. Neither Poultry nor fish farming is a money-doubling enterprise.

Check this website www.animalcare-ng.com That's my model of what you can achieve if you take my advice.

Hi bro. Can you be a model to me too?

I have to appreciate ur courage man. I am an awaiting corp member too.
We once owned a poultry farming too (layers). It may be lucrative but highly risky depending on ur managerial skill.
100k is enough to start but you might need to add extra cash for feeding b4 the birds start laying.
Will love to connect wt u man maybe we can share ideas. Thanks.

Nice composition. You are on point man. Closely following.

RadicallyBlunt:

Ok 1st of all, ur friendship with fellow guys like u is ok. U need to increase ur friendship and rapour with females and always make ur girl knw what u like most about her that makes u think of her. For some men its d smile, some singing(voice), some dance, some even say they like action girls(tough girls), some men like me like talkativeness and disturbance from girls(d pleasant and tender disturbance o, not d type that can give bp). Different men with their likes. When u tell her, she'll do it to make u pleased. Ask her what she likes too and do it for her(it doesn't make u a weakling, it makes u more of a man).

Thanks man

RadicallyBlunt:
U're simply unemotional.

Maybe you nick it man out of them all. How do I improve pls?

Hello Nairalanders,
I was granting an interview some days ago when I was asked if I have ever been in love. I honestly told them "No". I had an ex and a girlfriend. The interviewer was shocked an queried if I am not in love with my girlfriend.
I sincerely love my babe but I don't think I am "in love" like those Nollywood movies.... Can't sleep without her, can't live without her. Maybe I don't know what being in love is.
Kindly help me out pls because I was told I have to be in love and not just love my would-be wife.
Thanks

Thou shall not tempt the Lord thy God. The man wanted popularity and ended up in peril. Lesson to all those who proceed on missions not instructed by God.

ireneidiva:
Why?

Just want some info about life as a corper in enugu

ireneidiva:
What is with you guys and Enugu Nothing is happening there. Is it because of the 10k? I heard they are about to reduce it because of the present economy. No jobs there sef. No water.

Do you currently serve in Enugu or just a resident?

Experiences will always be a two sided coin. A paradise to one is a hell to other. Like someone said earlier, Let God lead you that's if u believe in God. If you don't, just follow ur mind.
Awaiting Corp member too. Thinking Enugu, Edo and Kwara

Pls is it possible to go for Masters scholarship without NYSC certificate? I am a corp member to be.

Got these from my IG and they made me crack my ribs with laughter. Which nairalander siblings do you think they could be?

Faced by legion of foes The red sea jungle with fear I’m timid with no way out I cried yet find no one But one thing rings in me If my faith says yes God would never say No My life is wretch Every battle I’m losing I walk through the shinning day Yet cloth with darkness The only hope awaiting my tunnel journey is a night I’m left with nothing but ample of faith Yet if my faith can scream YES God won’t say NO Sound of Hell ring along my path Chain of vengeance clap along my legs My roll of sin fill the law book Elders see no good than to stamp death No one ready to take my case Judge ready to throw my gallows Suddenly a flick of mercy dance towards me I only my tiny faith can say YES God won’t say NO Let everyman come to the throne of grace To seek for Him in time of needs He require just a little seed of faith To believe even when the answer is not yet seen To praise even when you never see the manifestation because if your faith can Yes God would never say NO. Composed by Melt. https://sleekout./2015/12/13/wont-say-no/

All this trash make Nigerians dumb.

An inventor was said " If something I need doesn't exist, I simply invent it".
If you are chanced to invent something that's not in existence presently, what would it be?
For me, I always wish there is a pen that take dictation from voice and write it down on a paper itself. Doesn't that sound awesome? It shows how much I hate writing with pen. You need to see gaps in my lecture notes back then as an undergraduate for evidence.
Your thoughts?

As much as I don't really like the song, I don't criticize whoever is more successful than me. The rating is surprising though but we must congratulate the guy. I will get there too someday.

Since Noah's ark was discovered on mount Ararat in Turkey. I have always believed more in biblical events. It is chronological with event dates well documented unlike that other book solely between an angel and one man. Fact. No offence!

An old man doesn't talk with mouth wide open

We shall get there someday.

An extreme body artist has taken piercing to a
hole new level after creating giant flesh tunnels
in his cheeks.
Pictured blowing smoke through his newly acquired
modifications, Joel Miggler, 23, from Küssaberg,
, began experimenting with body
modifications at the tender age of 13.
Since then, he has acquired a grand total of 27
different piercings, as well as six tattoos, an
implant and has even had his buttock branded
Joel's teeth can be seen through his cheek
tunnels
Joel Miggler blows smoke through the holes
in his cheeks
A £4,000 obsession: He has spent thousands
on body modification, including cutting his
tongue
His obsession with body modifications first began
after stretching his earlobes and has now spent
over £4,000 altering his body.
As his piercings became more and more extreme, Mr Miggler eventually had two huge 36mm holes
created into the side of his cheeks but plans to
eventually stretch them to 40mm.
But despite his extreme look, he insists that his
tunnels do not affect his daily life and instead
simply takes smaller bites when eating.
Luckily, his mother is very ive of his
decision to change his body, but he does it
that she is not too fond of his cheek tunnels.
'I just enjoy playing with my body':
Alternative model Joel Miggler shows off his
huge flesh tunnels in his cheeks
It also seems that having huge holes in your
cheeks doesn't create any problems when it comes
to his love life and has been dating an artist
and body piercer for over six months.
The public's response to Joel's bizarre modifications
seems to be pleasant overall, apart from a wave
of negative response from the online community
and social media channels, people either simply
stare at him or occasionally stop him to ask
questions.
He said: 'When I walk around on the street,
people only stare or sometimes ask me questions
if they are interested in my jewellery.
'It is only on social networks that they mostly
discriminate and offend me.
+6
Since the age of 13, Mr Miggler has acquired
a grand total of 27 different piercings, as
well as six tattoos, an implant and has even
had his buttock branded
'My mother likes most of my modifications and she
has ed my decision to look the way I do
but she doesn't think the more extreme things,
like my cheeks, are very beautiful.
'There is not one person or one thing that inspired
me, I just enjoy playing with my body and blood.
'Having my cheeks pierced was not really painful,
there was a local anesthetic involved in the
procedure.
'My cheeks are currently 36 millimetre wide in
diameter but my goal is to stretch them to 40
millimetres.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html

As far as I am concerned, every armed robbery warrant a capital punishment regardless of the amount involved. Robbers can kill their victim for an amount as cheap as #500. He deserves it though the Judge should temper justice with mercy. 99yrs imprisonment is better.

That guy must be Warri boy. Dem no dey carry last.. lol

Should I say endtime mother? Jokes Sparta, the woman needs to visit a psychiatric home.

Magician1503:
See as he open mouth like say he dey shout lalasticlala

Guy u bad gan ooo. U got me drooling wt laughter.

To continue where I stopped. Now to numbers;
18. Agriculture 6,538 topic : Despite how much we believe in Nigeria going back to Agriculture as the backbone of her economy, our words do not match our actions on this. I am an Agriculturist and I am proud to be one!
17. NYSC 8,342 topics: I guess I will have to visit this room more often these days. Awaiting corp in the house, I hail una oooo
16. Investment 8732 topics : I can't even say what they are investing there. Maybe I will have to peep through
15. Food 9,342 topics: Is this one about cooking or what? No wonder it lies in No 15. Let the Mod supply Lunch here and see if it will not shoot up to the first position.
14. Car talk 11,531 topics: Let me make a guess here. 90% of Op's here are real men. While women have no interest in cars other than to insert key and drive, boys simply don't see the need for it. They would rather make for where they belong.... romance and phones. No offence tho

asdfjklhaha:
Why is it impossible 4 to view d s section, what are de ploting there God is watching u pple o

Haha same reason why students cannot be allowed to senate rooms during senate meetings.

I woke up today trying to create a post when I took notice of how each different forum ranks judging by the number of topic each forum contain. I have made a compilation starting from the least to the one which possesses the highest topics. All data were taken at Nov. 26, 2015 @ 6.00am.
Sit back and relax as the drama unfolds.
In all, there are 23 forums.
23. Nairaland ads 8 topics : This definitely takes the last position.
22. s 196 topics : No comments. Don't want to suffer another ban from my ogas at the top again. Banned twice this year already.
21. Pets 4089 topics : I bet Nigerians don't give a lot of attention to those beautiful companions.
20. Culture 1256 topics: I heard it is the way of life. Maybe many don't have interest about how you live your life
19. Diaries 4042 topics: Only few people have the courage to let people read about their private lives. Wonder what kind of people open those diaries.
To be continued. Meanwhile don't rush to check it out urself ooo. I will deliver them to your phone screen myself (winks)

Self love? Does that sounds like selfishness? Of course I guess it’s not. We are all advocates of loving our neighbours…..but have you ever paused to fully comprehend the source of the popular phrase; Love your neighbour……as YOURSELF. I have come across so many people who claim to love people around them; husband, wife, children, pastor and even God but deep down they have no iota of love for themselves. They always see themselves as second class citizen. To outsiders it’s humility but in all honesty, it’s INFERIORITY. Check it out, 90% inferior people have something they abhor about themselves.. Their looks, family, past, background, social status and the likes. Such people always have tons of wishes. They always wish they were like the guy next door, they wish they were not born into that wretched background, they were always hunted by past failures… That guy that jilted them, that course they failed! The commandment is so simple… ” Love your neighbour as yourself”. The yardstick for loving one’s neighbour is YOURSELF. If you don’t have self love sleekout. then forget it, you can’t love your neighbour. If you don’t love your neighbour then you can’t love God. Not so sure if you belong into category of people without self love? You only need to answer thus question sincerely; If I were opposite sex, will I ever wish to marry myself? If your answer is “No”, then you belong! https://sleekout./2015/11/24/self-love-part-1/

guess I will be streaming this match tonight. Any best streaming app to recommend?.