NewStats: 3,264,687 , 8,184,418 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 03:45 AM 1ut2w

@Omron if you still live with your mother after all the humiliation, then you should go beg your sister.

You are the man but she got the balls.

nysot:
Hi

still available?

HardMirror:
Everyone has been curious to who hardmirror is, well here we go.

Then I shall proceed with pictures of my days as a christian and preacher

Handsome and sharp

7 women to 1 man.

what else can I say?
Another thing is men who enjoy peace at home and enjoy fuvkking their wife hardly ever stay away from home.

It's either this missebira is an imbecilic ugly mucheche who pours spit and has no hope of meeting a decent guy or she and the Op are attention seeking wannabes.

Long stupid irritating story and people have time to be giving advice.
And if I hear love, pastor, dream one more time, I will slap somebody

Splinz:


Nope. Her papa house was struck by thunder...

lol

Thunder should fire boys who can house a punny they haven't paid bride price on but can't give 1k to take care of such punny.

or may be the gal wants to get her bride price in instalments

I don't blame the foolish Op, I blame the foolisher people advising him.
Ozuo

bryan360:
humm..mayb..mayb not..crash in his room nd find out

Madam adviser They will tear Ops yansh and you will be held responsible.

JustOzito:
pls ooo I am everything you are looking for and I wish to apply for the post. N/B: the pay MUST be something really really big.... when can I come for the interview......

LMAO cray cray everywhere

Laveda:



During the miss NL contest I went through your profile and posts, i was shocked you weren't active in the fashion section of Nairaland... Why?

Mucheche are you ladies cursed to attack each other or what?

darlenese:



This is an insult to your mother

devilmaycry must have forgotten that his own mother is a Nigerian too...pardon him.

davspog2:
Grandma was formerly a hoe

...the good thing about your comment is that some uncouth man like you must have called your own mama a hoe too.
So, it's all good. The more Nigerian men don't respect women, the more they should realise their own mothers suffer the same abuse from other men.

cc Cococandy

Oahray:
hehehe... Na who know who na. This isn't a beauty pageant, it's Nigerian politics!

Smack on point.
The thing self tire me af.

Dolazee:
please vote for her on Saturday Lanicky

No. I won't vote for her. She shouldn't be here at all...ain't this an online pageant?

She is beautiful no doubt but not cut out for this ish, if I vote at all, my choices are Ivyy, Mimzy and refiner...in that order.

Pardon me.

NLJega, pardon me, your 'tone' when mimzy won yesterday was put-off-ish to the other contestants, you used a derogatory adjective to describe Lanicky's victory but today, you seem not to have any choice adjective to describe anything. Why? Will you please stay neutral and know that intelligent folks visit this site, globally. ok? thanks.

And then, so far, I have only been reading MIMZYS profile cos she has been stickied to the top and there's no patience to go through the others, you guys should push other contestants to the top too, do a reshuffling and let someone else take the first slot the next time... Just a suggestion.

Thanks..and kudos to the organisers.

.....the good thing about all this is that at least Seun is finally spending part of 'our' money on 'us'.

...this dude stingy ehn


Lanicky hi You are a beautiful young Lady, but most def not beauty pageant material, you are wife-material
See your gentle and cool face sha.

eph12:
Christianity recognises the first wife as the legitimate wife

....erm, an older woman somewhere in Surulere went raging mad and mentally unstable because her husband ed DLBC, discarded her cos she was his second wife and went back to his first wife. She was left with 6 kids and nothing in the bank.

...religion na.

rummeh:
Witches even take picture.. I was checking if I would see my ex girlfriend.. Sadly she no dy..

Weyrey reh oh!


...btw if FG decides to start paying witches in Naija, graduates will all as witches and wizards

lonelydora:
Name Checkers Association


Otuoke Branch Reporting

....when a woman says 'you are not man enough' she may not be referring to the cash in your pockets but the size of the preeq in your boxers.

Dear Op, did you hit home base very well when she came over?
See, Naija women love some big something, they are just being slut-shamed into acting coy, don't be deceived.

R2bees:
one day I will dress like a fuel attendant and full my tank...

Just make sure say spare tire no deh your boot, make your burning no too fast

grayht:
Jeeeez....
God of mercy and comion, look with pity upon us..!!!

Beowulf:


It is really sad. I had to leave this site for like 2 years because of this and I know many more who don't bother coming on here no more.

...yes, but this place is haven for Nigerians in diaspora, a place to stay in touch with home(virtually).

But then, I cringe in shame and disgust most times though. I really believe that psychologists and psychoanalysts should be FORCED to practice in Naija.
A lot of people need help, really.

Airforce1:
Congrats

I pray it lasts

Get a life mumu

...stylishly prophesying doom just like you did Tiwa&Bills' so you can brag later if they break up.

Mumu pikin, why praying it lasts? Who sent you.