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Dcaliphate(m): 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2024
Did they gang-bangg this babe or what? She sounds a bit incoherent
Dcaliphate(m): 9:31pm On Oct 10, 2024
grin car injectors suffering cos of Tinubu. Next thing ur car breaks down, repairs needed and it's not cheap.

May God punish this evil government

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Dcaliphate(m): 9:02am On Oct 10, 2024
Lols, Nigeria and new crazy ill stuff on a daily.

So she must be ready b4 the first student comes or else they will see her wearing her towel to go hava a bath. Wahala

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Dcaliphate(m): 1:03am On Oct 09, 2024
saasala:
But why is it that the bunch of people I know who are living abroad are always clamoring coming back home.

They want to hustle abroad and finally come home to settle and rest.

And before they entually come back home finally, they are always eager to come home for the holidays, and when returning back, they wear this gloomy countenance.

It makes me ask, beyond the money "Is the abroad actually abroading?"
Bro, it's about survival, its easier to survive over there than here.
Dcaliphate(m): 1:43am On Oct 08, 2024
54 yrs later, only roundabout change. If this is not a curse then i don't know what it is
Dcaliphate(m): 1:35am On Oct 08, 2024
Hoelujohn:

One of the screw wey dem use hold your brain together don loose comot
they no even use any screw hol the idiot brain, na used chewing gum they use
Dcaliphate(m): 10:18pm On Oct 07, 2024
if u like be endangered specie, no stroll enter Nigeria, we no deh see ur face we go chop u throway, hunger dey.

At this rate we Nigerians sef na endangered specie

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Dcaliphate(m): 1:17pm On Oct 07, 2024
Okoyeeboz:


So, Tinubu trusts Fubara who has been frolicking with Atiku. You are only playing politics with wishful thinking.

When the time is comes, you will be one of those crying that democracy is in danger. Na small remain.
Well, we'll see
Dcaliphate(m): 7:20am On Oct 07, 2024
Okoyeeboz:
This is why Fubara will eventually lose.

He is being ed by the Patron Saint of failures in the person of Atiku Abubakar.

Not only that, he has Obidient Ipobs drumming for him. Those ones are consultants on failure. They are talented in it.
Fubara will win again. Do you think Tinubu wants anyone except him to own a state like the way he owns Lagos?? He's secretly behind Fubara cos he doesn't trust wike.
When you sell your brother even the buyer won't trust you
Dcaliphate(m): 11:01pm On Oct 06, 2024
Fvck Dangote
Fvck NNPC
Fvck Tinubu
Dcaliphate(m): 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2024
EreluRoz:
Asiwaju I'm still in shock at your performance so far, you broke my heart.

I still don't want to accept that you are not doing well as a president, could it be that your enemies are at work to make you fail? Where is the real asiwaju of Lagos?
You phucking phool!
Dcaliphate(m): 5:43pm On Oct 06, 2024
My dear fight for what is yours. No gentility in Nigeria.

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Dcaliphate(m): 4:37pm On Oct 06, 2024
shivisee:
The same Anambra one obituary told us he made the state Dubai,he can turn Nigeria to anambra!
and Tinubu is better?
Dcaliphate(m): 8:24am On Oct 06, 2024
Babangidapikin:
The law is senseless if nobody told you.. you have catch the criminals while allow innocent home owners suffer ...It is a different thing if they are willful accomplish. They could have built their house in any state but they choose yours, should they leave their jobs to be securing an uncompleted house.
E tire me bro
Dcaliphate(m): 8:19am On Oct 06, 2024
victorazy:
Olaniyi..... in igbo (Ola na na-ihi)
grin the one that goes to waste

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Dcaliphate(m): 8:19am On Oct 06, 2024
He looks like a monkey.
Make sure say u don't rush into marriage with a mad person.
RIP to the deceased .

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Dcaliphate(m): 1:11pm On Oct 05, 2024
mu2sa2:
You only think, but others know, he didn't read it. Lazy youth are worse than a useless leader.
grin
Dcaliphate(m): 7:25am On Oct 05, 2024
I don't celebrate Nigeria's independence because it's still not independent.

It's still that terribly corrupt nation Britain that installs Nigeria's leaders, you'll only argue if you're very ignorant.

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Dcaliphate(m): 7:25am On Oct 05, 2024
tundegan:
I dont understand the problem people have with Tinubu going to UK for his leave.

Is it not his right as a citizen to choose where to go for leave?
I don't think you read thru the writeup

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Dcaliphate(m): 10:26pm On Oct 04, 2024
Okoyeeboz:
Interesting concept.

However, it's in South Africa, and not in Lagos.
When you think you're right and every other person is wrong, some other people may say you're mad
Dcaliphate(m): 6:03pm On Oct 02, 2024
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool May his soul RIP..


Kai iii. Which way naija !!!!


The only thing way dis hardship take sweet be say, ASHAWO don reduce price from 1.5k short time to 500h short time.


As time goes on dem fit reduce am to 200h naira.


Which means i fit just collect one room for ASHAWO house.



ASHAWO girl way i NACK yesterday night. She use hunger EYES take NACK me.


She nearly use annoyance CHOP off my PREEK..

E be like say she come de see my PREEK as bread and beans or meat pie.


Kai !!! This hunger


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
naim be say u dey patronize the ones wey fit give u disease
Dcaliphate(m): 3:27pm On Oct 02, 2024
ojinuocheibi:
you want kill am?
Man has a way around everything nau grin
Dcaliphate(m): 1:29pm On Oct 02, 2024
michoim:

He is strategizing grin
I think so too grin
Dcaliphate(m): 10:26am On Oct 02, 2024
grin Tinubu pls do something

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Dcaliphate(m): 8:54am On Sep 29, 2024
Sammiepro95:


Delusional grin
Ignorance grin

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Dcaliphate(m): 8:16pm On Sep 28, 2024
KnownUnknown:


What is god scared of? Lmao
He's not scared, even the devil has demons in cadres, if you're important you'll be well guarded
Dcaliphate(m): 7:40pm On Sep 28, 2024
There were a lot of dignitaries present at the event. Besides that, even God in heaven is guarded as He sits between the Cherabium & Seraphim

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Dcaliphate(m): 7:40pm On Sep 27, 2024
anonimi:


If you burn NNPCL, how will there be petrol, diesel to transport food to urban areas from the farms, and kerosene plus gas for cooking the food?
Has hunger taken away all your sense
The same hunger that made u lose ur manners

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Dcaliphate(m): 7:19pm On Sep 27, 2024
we don't give 2 phucks.
Hunger dey.
#BurnNNPCL

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Dcaliphate(m): 7:13pm On Sep 27, 2024
Lol, sorry dear your bf too dey chop kondo. Just buy pampers for him and leave him be if u can't handle it
Dcaliphate(m): 11:41am On Sep 27, 2024
KwaraRat:
The kind of heavy fine the court will slam on LP and it's legal team if they dare submit another frivolous pettition regarding this last poll will follow them from the Tribunal all the way to the Supreme Court.

Useless frauds .
Shut up....no one cares about the opinion of a rat like you

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Dcaliphate(m): 1:57pm On Sep 26, 2024
Monarchs will always be more honest than these band of lying, thieving bastards we call politicians here

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