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Toluwanise247: According to you the last crash happened three years ago before Trump, this year alone more than 3 crashes. |
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Wow, ending DEI is working well for Trump.
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YAHWEH'S ECONOMY Now that Yahweh has successfully conquered Ala Igbo, he needed to provide an economic system to sustain the people lest they rebel against him. Under Chukwu's istration, the way of life was very simple; First you had the hunters who hunted and found meat for the community, they were also the soldiers of the community. Next you had the farmers, who planted and harvested crops for the community. You also had the artisan class - hairdressers, musicians, dancers, sculptors, weavers etc. Yahweh at this point was a newly installed tyrant... He had spent considerable resources condemning Chukwu in the eyes of the masses. He could not be seen using the same economic system of Chukwu (although it worked for a thousand years) that would make him a hypocrite. Yahweh needed his own system. Now there's one fact about Yahweh you must know. Yahweh is a trader by profession. In Genesis 18:24-33, we see Yahweh and Abraham haggle price concerning the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah. Yahweh inflated the price to 50 people but Abraham priced it down to 10 people. In Genesis 25:29-34, we see Jacob (who was later called Israel) haggle and purchase his brother's birth right in exchange for some stew. In Genesis 41:54-57, we see Joseph (who was not Egyptian) store Egyptian grain and sell it back to the Egyptians for a much higher price. But the best evidence of Yahweh's profession comes from the book of Matthew 25:14-30... In this parable a servant was specifically punished for refusing to invest his master's money. He kept the money and returned it back without spending a dime and he was punished for it. Matthew 25:26-27 [26]“ ‘You bad and lazy servant!’ his master said. ‘You knew, did you, that I reap harvests where I did not sow, and gather crops where I did not scatter seed? [27]Well, then, you should have deposited my money in the bank, and I would have received it all back with interest when I returned. Yahweh does not like to do any meaningful work that actually produces something, instead he takes profit of things that other peoples have built and worked for, by his own ission he likes to 'reap harvests where he did not sow'. With this in mind, what sort of economy do you think Yahweh would bestow upon his newly made subjects? Obviously trade, but trade alone cannot sustain a population especially a large population like Ala Igbo. And so you end up with an economic situation where the people are forced to leave and constantly search for newer and better trade opportunities. The families that lived in Ala Igbo for centuries, eating together, fighting together, laughing together, sharing stories together; could no longer sustain each other anymore unless they moved out, completely abandoning their region and home. And despite all this, they still love Yahweh. This is truly Yahweh's economic miracle. |
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He might have been pushed and made to look like drugs.
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YAHWEH'S INVASION Once upon a time in Ala Igbo, there lived a supreme deity called Chukwu. Chukwu was not the only god but he was the most powerful. Ala Igbo back then didnt have good food, clothes, roads or any meaningful infrastructure but despite all this, Chukwu was content and he somehow managed to take good care of his people inspite of such harsh conditions. Chukwu governed Ala Igbo for over a thousand years. Then one day, Yahweh arrived at the shores of Onitsha. Yahweh proudly declared "i am the one true God, all those who do not bow down to me are my enemies" At this utterance, all the gods of Ala Igbo began to laugh, many of them died that day out of laughter, Chukwu replied "is morality not the fact that there are many gods but no God?" Yahweh with his bad temper immediately got offended by the laughter and joke, so he stabbed Chukwu. He then went on a massive fanatical deicide, wiping out all the gods of Ala Igbo, deriding them as 'demons' and 'idols'. After this, he took up seat in Ala Igbo as the supreme God. But unlike Chukwu, Yahweh was not content with Ala Igbo. Yahweh wanted the whole world for himself. And so Yahweh became Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent. He can be found everywhere, in every city, in every ghetto, from South Africa to India to Phillipines to Britain. Yahweh belonged everywhere and nowhere. Yahweh became homeless, just like his people. His people, who were once Igbos under Chukwu... Had now become 'the cursed Jews of Africa'. |
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The comedy... A cult group responsible for death of hundreds is suing the government to court. |
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Creamypie: They didn't even handcuff them. 1 Like |
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Most African billionaires are politicians or related to politicians. Elon Musk audacity came from his closeness to Trump and his connections in Silicon Valley not freedom of expression. Mark Zuckerberg can't try it. 12 Likes 1 Share |
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Let them gain ission first.
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I was just searching, trying to find the so called 'childbirth comment'. This article is strictly for the Alex Jones lovers. 54 Likes 3 Shares |
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RockHard: Oga there are jokes and there are expensive jokes. Even if this was staged it is far too expensive and highly unnecessary, my bet is that it is real. |
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AnuOluwatomilol: Its on 'Truth Social' app not on X |
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![]() Its funny how the only time people put aside their ethnic, religious and racial difference and unite together is usually to commit crime. Imagine a Chinese man leaving his prosperous country coming to a third world nation just to enter partnership with Pablo. 1 Like 2 Shares |
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Menxtt: It was a sophisticated scheme that required brains. Unlike drug trafficking. 1 Like |
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Iran by itself vs Iraq, Israel, USA, Saudi Arabia... And they are still standing. 1 Like |
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IPOB propaganda on the beat. Fortunate that they were speaking in a language 99% of Southerners don't understand hence very easy to setup. |
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Funny, his gods would have considered twins an abomination.
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You have millions but you want to travel abroad to pack shit.
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CodeTemplarr: Because Mushin has no value (which is why the rent is cheap). If those protesters had restricted their looting to Mushin and Ajegunle they might have gotten away with it, they went to Lekki and Ikeja instead. It reminds me of that joke where a homeless beggar held a sign on his neck saying 'i leave, your rent goes up'. If those criminals leave Mushin the rent would go up and most people complaining about the crime would probably no longer be able to afford living there. |
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kingthreat: If the rent is so affordable that you can risk your life and properties for it, then maybe you shouldn't complain too much. Police officers all over the world are strictly classist, they would not risk their lives amd jobs fighting for people who cannot fight for themselves. Relocations are the most peaceful and most effective form of protest. |
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Can't you just relocate?
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![]() OP, are you sure this is not misinformation. |
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Doesnt look gay, girls kiss each other like that all the time.
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This is why Obi can never rule Nigeria.
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mrvitalis: This is not rocket science, answer is simply arrogance - the fame got into his head and messed it up. Ifeajuna also won medals for Nigeria. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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You failed to for Nigerian politics at the time... The vast majority of Nigerians were living in poverty at the time, now for the leaders to discover oil and then start heavily taxing the citizens in the midst of an oil boom, those leaders are just begging for trouble. Norway was not a poor undeveloped country before oil was discovered. |
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Good to see that his mustache is turning black again, remaining his beard... That warrant chief mindset is slowly leaving his body. 2 Likes |
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Sheuns: A repentant terrorist... Spraying money is more harmless compared to his past actions and if the government can pardon those ones what is spraying of money. |
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Tompolo is like a terrorist... Do you expect EFCC to arrest Shekau or Emma powerful? You send DSS and Army for those ones. |
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