NewStats: 3,264,753 , 8,184,620 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 09:57 AM 3v2f1f

Bayonet40:
Saw this on a facebook page and decided to share here, what's your take?

Hmmm "Okafor's Law" I guess........




https://www.facebook.com/100077444346401/posts/200791155845695/?app=fbl

Noticed it’s not your post. But if he seriously want to fix it. It’s a small case, but traditionally. A cousin of mine have had this issue twice and it was fixed. 2014 and 2021.

It will be fixed somewhere in south east, Abia state, Isuochi precisely, in 4 weeks his organ will get back to life and work properly.

Gistville:


No i don't. Just Instagram, TikTok and Twitter

Which TikTok are available for sale?

Gben5:
no be lie bro

His a comedian, his my yard mate. I can give you his Instagram handle to confirm his a comedian. It’s cruise.

naptu2:


No, they are not owned by one company.

Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram are owned by Meta Platforms Inc. Twitter is owned by Twitter Inc.

Sorry I meant. Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.

I’m confused, isn’t Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp owned by one company?

Do they intend one company to open 3 offices?

What’s the revenue of WhatsApp for them to pay tax?

davo90tico:

The number is 1478994126 so try to send money to it to see the name then report to kuda immediately with proof

Kuda number starts from “2”

What’s your average cost?

Awesomeking:
You can't expect them to break the law to please you all.. If central bank closes down kuda bank wetin d employees go chop? All of you above me showing anger would have done the same thing to save your assets.. Kuda forever.

And when your next they lure to get locked up by EFCC don’t open a thread here on nairaland.

Before you preach to me about been innocent; note that you can’t enter efcc’s office and come out un_robbed of your balance.

Ask those that have had a case with them. Innocent or guilty if they were robbed or not. This is Nigeria.

OneKinGuy:
Kuda response

Simply means, it’s true. And they are rattin youths between 18-30 years as rumored. They just blaming breaking the law to cover up their spy games.

Anyone still using kuda is joking with his balance. They will definitely set you up and give another response to cover it up.


It’s funny when it happens to another peep. But when it happens to you; you will understand in Nigerian your always guilty when EFCC is involved even if you will be released days later they will rob you your money behind the camera. That’s Nigeria for you.

Kuda just f#cked up and they have been doing this to lots of individuals recently.

DenreleDave:


Ṣeé dem analyst..

How far bros, Xrp is still standing..

Hope u r still standing too

Sometimes prediction goes wrong. But hopefully it’s not the only crypto on CMC to use and make moni

Someone shared me that screenshot.

Samuelriano1:


the only reasonable person have seen so far. bank won't call efcc on you if you haven't defaulted. I wonder why keeps pushing one sided story forward.this is trash

Pray not to be a victim this is Nigeria, painful shits works and you can’t enter efcc office & your balance remain the same. They will definitely rub you behind the camera.

Samuelriano1:

am telling you, that dude is lying.my boss transferred millions to a customer with that same kuda ( he's a forex trader) the was blocked, n was opened that same day.he had 4million plus in d .the op is a bloody liar

Check on Twitter. Kuda, GT and FCmB is clamping down on youth aged 18-30 years.

Sounds funny but the story is true.

Know some s who are victims

larryking540:

oga no day rake , money u can't dish out freely don't open your mouth and call it ordinary blah blah ,,thats a crazy bitchy self entitlement attitude , ordinary 0.1%of the money u called ordinary ,u can't give out ,shame on u bro big shame

Why should he care about you to dash you money?

Is begging in your DNA?

Why should you be important more than his dog if he have any?

What value do you add to him to dash you anything?

Why must he dash you to proof his value?

Is it mandatory he needed to proof anything to you?

I mean are you worth proving anything to?

I don’t see chymall promoters again why?

adeoladeola:

Seeing this & I'm like WTF, I just finished taking semo; it's 12:31am here.

Depends on when your going to bed. If you will be awake for the next 2-3 hours before sleep. That won’t apply.

vickydevoka:

Thank you. Buh I sleep late at night

That’s what I’m curious about. That should be hours before sleeping. Not tagging it. Late night eating.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Stop eating late at night.

Late-night eating can increase your blood sugar levels, cause potbelly, and heartburns.

Don't eat late at night.

{Share for late-night eaters}

Not doubting but just curious. “Late night eating” depends on the individual’s sleeping hours right?

I mean he or she need to eat some hour before going to bed. Or do the body know day and night?

Asking for night crawlers? Those who their normal sleeping hours is 3:00Am or 4:00Am. But eat maybe by 10:00 or 11:00. Which is more than 3 hours for digestion before bed time.

ceevee2003:
Hi all, I need your advice. I work for an online university that pays USD equivalent 230,000 as per today's aboki exchange rate. Now, just recently my immediate supervisor was sacked and replaced by an Indian lady who is making the work so difficult to the extent that I hate ing work. I have been in this job for close to 5 years and I have never felt this bad about the job. Right now I feel like quitting and focusing on my other hustle, although this will mean halving my monthly income. Anyone with a similar experience to share, or advice to give?

triple996:
9ice
Waillers how far?
Apart 4rm insecurity 9ja de move ,
Project scattered around Lagos , kaduna,kano etc.
Obaseki developing edo.wike developing rivers especially port Harcourt. Oil and gas refinaries everywhere in niger dealta .Except imo and east as a whole where burning of the little remaining infrastructures is d only ongoing project. I heard Dem don de behead themselves now
U think destroying your backyard go hurt buhari??
Think again.
As peace don de return to imo now. Na wetin una gain.
No biafra
No referendum
No negotiation
No pardon
Dragging of restructuring backward
Thousands killed
Billions lost including shell properties
Investors lost
Na beg una come de beg now
Wetin come b gain??

For some years now, I’m Not a politics fan nor have interest in tribal war. But I love the promoting sprit, I guess your working for a political party in Nigeria; what if you can do same task for a foreign nation?

Is it possible?
I multi task with many of these foreign nations & accumulate minimum of $300 per 30 days.

Now it’s quite much that I need some help, what I will offer is $30 per 30 days for each. Need help in two. ($60)

If your in Easter part of Nigeria, then let’s talk more to understand I’m in for 100% business. Just same thing just that it’s not Nigerian government you will be talking about.

DenreleDave:


Ṣeé dem analyst..

How far bros, Xrp is still standing..

Hope u r still standing too

Bro na crypto �

The win the lawsuit and things changed.

But it’s decentralized, runs on ethereum blockchain.

Forex, crypto and commodities is tradable. They have partnership with Bloomberg.

emekauzor:
Good day All,

Please I need an advise on which trading platform where I can trade in Options Trading i.e (making Puts and Calls)

In the past although not for options trading I was using etoro now that etoro doesnt serve Nigerians I have decided to diversify

Please note my question is centered strictly on Options Trading platform that accepts Nigerians and West Africans

Will appreciate the best /response

Thank you

For derivatives options trading, search on playstore for L E V E L 0 1


Close up the spaces.

ichidodo:
Which Questions? I resemble your papa Or Primary School teacher?..

You have no point

ichidodo:
Cc Mctobe ...Sh**t happens in the world that doesn't concern or affect economies or Govts...But there are things...So small and petty that if left unattended to can create significant problems to economies and govts...A good example is the cryptocurrencies bubble which is currently ongoing. The outflow of fx for intangible things such as Cryptocurrencies without inflow of goods or services can lead to severe distress in our economy...Maybe Dangote might stop building his refinery and put his money on bitcoin... Imagine the distress to the economy...Now imagine entrepreneurs and investors doing like Dangote all over the country.. Less Jobs will be created..and you know what that means. After which you add the insult to the Injury when Bitcoin finally crashes and everybody's investment get wiped out??...Double wahala for dead body.

You didn't answer the question, just jumping from pillar to post.

ichidodo:
Banning it will save lives..

Taking a look at that word and since the government care so much. Why don't they ban the internet?

Do you know how many people that have been scammed because of they have access to the internet. They meet someone they can not "touch" a you stated.
And get ripped of millions of funds.

A lot meet strangers from social media and end up killed. Don't you think the internet should be banned to prevent thousands of Insecurity that have developed because of its existence??

Tolams16:


Not everything is a scam. Because you have fallen for other scams does not mean this one is also one of them. Change your mindset

lol, bro you need to try harder. No one will fall for your childish scam. This was only possible 2016, after bull of 2017 this became too common and no one falls for this novice scam.


It’s 10,0000% scam bro. No need hyping it.

blessykina:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn1lvL3ndZo&t=63s

With 13 subscribers? Keep it up.

Evidenx:
No need to bandy words with ignorant folks.

lol, now all MBA promoters have disappeared. That’s how you will deactivate your soonest.


Ponzi is Ponzi.

All these Ponzi scams will always pull the rug. No matter how they paint it.