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coldHeat: 5:06pm On May 25, 2015
clementcro:
Hi everyone, I would like to get an idea of how someone can create this menu, the menu is responsive and done with SVG, CSS, but I dont know how.

You can see the full menu on the website here.

Please only professionals who have ideas should comment.

THanks


Dude where is the link to the website?
coldHeat: 3:16pm On May 24, 2015
The answer is simple; Nigerian women are not chimneys.
Shikena!
coldHeat: 9:15pm On May 23, 2015
adeh39:
Hey!!! What about me my bbm pin is on my signature, Does that means that I'm a Runs girl

I added it cos i love making new online friends, male or female, and if a crazy guy mistakenly add me and starts telling me rubbish, all i do is block the person.

So.

You shouldn't have gone the extra mile of explaining yourself to others. If people choose to misunderstand you because of your choice of actions, then it simply means you are not the one with the problem.
coldHeat: 4:42pm On May 23, 2015
ronkiss:
20 stupid questions people ask#1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'name twins be dis'?No bros, na picmix...lol2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy askme,O boy na light be that?No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey askam'you no well'?Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you sabi dance?'No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*.5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream..6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy amforOlx...7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return back to town one boy ask me "are u back"" No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pickin you don wake?no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my phone?No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol...10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?Not at all... I be the new gateman...12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me"Guy na film u dey watch?No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me"guyna you be that?"no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been young. *Lmfao*14. A game freak was ionately tapping his PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play game?"Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice how 2 press Leg.15. I mistakenly cut my thumb wit razor n my find asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say"my blood too much, I wan reduce am small..."IDIOT!16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him come ask me, "Na me u dey talk to"I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our greatgrand parents.17. I plug my fone charger for socket one idiot asked me u wan charge ur phoneTV ?I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind!ode...18. I was watching football nd a friend came and said "guy u dey watch ball"No ohhh, I won pay their salary...19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey askme,O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread....20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask"una on Gen"?No ohhhh , na Gen on us. As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one question.No vex abeg nairaland be dis? ?


Pls madam fashion designer, I would be very much obliged if you restructure your post in a way that would be visually appealing to your follow nairalanders; it hurts our eyes to behold such thoughts - documentation poorly written.

I shall come back at the crock of down to see if it is now readable. Only then can I truly project my school of thought on the matter.

Cheers!

Gambac Tane (do your best)!
coldHeat: 4:34pm On May 23, 2015
Dude u r giving a lady 60k a month as pocket money, like SERIOUSLY?!?

You should have given her money and encouraged her to open up a business or something. 60k a month to a lady that's doing nothing will only make her lazier and see u as her own personal ATM.

Small wonder she didn't buy anything for u on ur birthday, she probably believes you are too boxed up to need anything from her.

Guy the fewer liabilities in ur life the better for ur pocket and ur emotions.

You are the man, speak ur mind, act ur thoughts, invest more in her overall self value and help her learn to make her own money, else...

The day u don't have 60k to give her anymore she will leave u for someone who does...
coldHeat: 9:53am On May 21, 2015
Maximus85:
front page pls. First to comment.

This should not be forced on us. If it's really to protect our bank s. Anyone could decide to have it or not to.

Dead rat is smelling.

I really wish you guys would stop this "First to comment" thing, its getting really annoying nowadays.
Your comment is the first on the thread already, we can see that, so sir you don't have to remind us again.

Back to the thread - the banks believe if force is not used many nigerians will not for BVN. Perharps they are working under orders from CBN. I advise everyone to and do the needy so we don't start queiing in banks towards the end of the final closure; that would in itself constitute another stressful venture.
coldHeat: 3:02pm On May 13, 2015
searching4lovee:
undecided


SO THEY ARE FROM THE SOUTHEAST NOT SURPRISED THO undecided

I don't understand ur comment, it reeks of tribalism, care to illuminate?

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coldHeat: 8:28pm On May 11, 2015
Grime:


They disabled this feature. They want people to see that they have over 2 million topics, even though a good number of them are made up of dots, like Fulba has described.

I see you have 50 topics and about 300 posts, so that is 50 + 300 which is 350 dots in the making. cheesy

Deception of the highest order, just to give a false impression of traffic. How can someone not be able to delete his , or a post?

Seun should know better!
coldHeat: 7:18pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hello Mr Mod pls kindly change the name from "Igbnedion" to "Michael Igbinedion" on the thread - name at the front page. It is misleading to say the least.

Thanks.
coldHeat: 9:49am On Apr 23, 2015
ziqqz:
woman; human being born into a lifetime of torture and obsession with beauty by all means.

#thankgoodnessihaveadick

All in a bid to get some cheap attention that will be used to define an all-time-low self esteem. If only these women will learn that inner beauty is what really attracts men and everything else to them... it truly is a sorry sight.
coldHeat: 9:44am On Apr 23, 2015
Seun:
Please list 10 of those threads so I can formulate a comprehensive solution. The situation you're describing should not be the case at all, it means that a large number of such threads were removed very recently since google would've delisted old threads already.


https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/2263870/graphic-photo-foreigners-child-attacked

This is a good example, there are others I access directly from Google search, and some others I saved as bookmarks that tell me the "hidden or removed story", if I come across any more I shall post them for u to see.

It is possible the mods remove or hide threads but some of them are still accessible even from some other threads as thread topics or links. Perhaps its an error or a bug, my point is let our topics all be accessible.
coldHeat: 12:38pm On Apr 19, 2015
Whilst we celebrate this, oga seun and mods pls remove links to hidden threads; I take God beg una, sometimes these threads are indexed and some of us access them from Google only to click on it and see the infamous "this thread has been removed or hidden", some of the links we see them on other threads.

Pls its bad to click on a link that points nowhere, proffessionally and otherwise,

I and am sure many others would be very much obliged u do something about this.

2 million threads out of which 5% are hidden or have been removed but the links are still there doesn't speak well us us.
coldHeat: 9:29am On Jan 15, 2015
mutter:
A good idea however the problem is it could lead to insult.

Woman - you are not even a man I am the one that married you.

Man- you were so desperate you even paid me to marry you.

such a statement can only be made by children.

shikena!
coldHeat: 12:26pm On Jan 08, 2015
Ask him to condescend. If he is too tall ask him to kneel that way you can be looking down on him.

Simple!

Dreaming of a tall dark and lovely man now God has slapped your fantasies with one you are now here asking for tips on kissing when Google never finish?

If I hear...

angry angry angry angry

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coldHeat: 12:18pm On Jan 08, 2015
OP get a grip on yourself and open your eyes!!!
A woman doesn't leave or cheat on her man because e no get car, only a child does that.

So o for ur mind if u get a liability (car) u don hammer abi? So babes go dey leave their boyfriends for u abi?

She left u for a jeep driver, big deal! Would u have preferred she stayed and cheated on u with a private jet flier while married to you?

Let her go and move on, a woman will come your way in time, embrace the pain of heartbreak, let it take its course, get better but don't attempt to get even by hustling to buy a car just to impress a lady when ur mates abroad are silent billionaires who commute via public trains and busses.

Work hard and have a vision and u will be successful, and invest most of your money on your business and your goals and not on women (children), like the car you are currently so desperate to buy most of them are only liabilities with lie-abililities.
coldHeat: 12:08pm On Jan 08, 2015
Dude pls change the thread to "top 10 things Nigerian girls want from guys", not all girls in this world care about money and recharge card.

In the meantime grow up and go be a man of value that way money will look for and work for you.

Stop coming here telling us indirectly u lack the coins to take care of a Nigerian gold digger and slut.

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coldHeat: 11:50am On Jan 08, 2015
Date her with an OPEN MIND so when u find out she OPENened her legs to a man you won't MIND.
coldHeat: 11:45am On Jan 08, 2015
@OP If you can't totally trust ur spouse then why did u marry?
How can you sleep on the same bed with someone you cannot totally trust?

What if he wakes up and decides to bite off your pinna all in a bid to see if your will be able to hear the noise of your own screams of pain when u eventually wake up?

Marriage without trust is foolish but medicine after death is avoidable.
coldHeat: 11:38am On Jan 08, 2015
Another misleading thread...

Non compos mentis.
coldHeat: 11:32am On Jan 08, 2015
@llouis nice post but for me no long story!

@OP go and chew some fertilizer make u mature quick quick! You're making manhood look like childhood or womanhood!

angry angry angry angry
coldHeat: 11:27am On Jan 08, 2015
Put 5k worth of recharge card inside the flower and see whether she nogo fancy am!

And for the ladies asking for iPhone 6 instead of flowers, for the love of courtesy and honour, stop asking guys for gifts your old man cannot afford to give you; its an insult to his grey hairs.
coldHeat: 11:20am On Jan 08, 2015
The reason is simple; nairaland is filled with perverts and chronic masturbators.

QED.

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