NewStats: 3,265,283 , 8,186,235 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 08:42 AM 634f5l

Well, I was lured by The brand of cain by LarrySun

Smellymouth:
I blame Buhari

Smelly will never sleep.

EyenAkwaIbom:
of all the countries of the world we could be comparing our 55yrs misruled country it is dubai, of all places ?

We need to start somewhere rather than sit somewhere and wait for our oil to dry up?

Excuse me Mr. As you said, our dear Nigeria is 55 and the UAE had her independence on the 2nd of December, 1971. So I don't succumb to your opinion.
Also, they were already aware of their limited oil, thus, the construction of the Burj Al Arab. But, what are we planning now? Nothing!

MadCow1:
Dear God,


When will you shut Down UNIBEN?


Even Sodom and Gomorrah sins no reach UNIBEN own wey make you fhuck dem up..

Why this? Ain't you happy for the female SUG President?

This is one of the problems in the Nigerian Music Industry.
Most of the fans don't want to listen to the lyrics anymore & in this case, even the beat ain't cool. So, what exactly are they looking for in a track?
@iamsynord, a job well done.
Respect to all 'em Boogey, Ruby Gyang, M.I, Timi Dakolo, X.O Senavoe, et al.

To some extent, it's quite annoying. Why type 'yhur' instead of 'your'? What time has been saved so?

victorirowa1:
wich course??

Computer Science!

victorirowa1:
okkaayyyyyy so u beta stay away from dat place ooo

Lol. I'm not an aspirant, I'm already schooling in Uniben.

Breath

And why didn't Computer Science make the list?

victorirowa1:
i heard dat dose pipo in ekosodin are baddd....asin dem dey obtain freshers anyhw

That's where most cultist reside though... but it's closest to the school.

Temmyturpe:


No 1: The head contains numerous sensory organs, including the eyes, ears, nose and mouth. It houses the brain which

No 2: it is used for interactional purposes eg nodding etc
Also it helps in Ingestion of nutrients, intake of air, use of senses such as vision, hearing, tasting, feeling, and smelling.

The head also provides communication, mind and brain function and believe it or not the prevention of foreign bodies entering the human body (nose, mouth, eyelids, earwax, hair and teeth and tongue.

The brain monitors and controls the human body. No head no life, so tell me why a Black man would say for carrying load.

...and u expect a primary 1 kid to understand that?
We don't even know what class the textbook is meant for.

rjek:
how much is d cost of a room at oluku area?

No, you don't school in Uniben via Oluku. You have Ekosodin, BDPA & Osasogie - all in Ugbowo.

Until now, I never knew one do move around with 2.8 million naira in his pocket.
I smell lies!

Don't have sex with him until you consider this important thing - "Are you married to him?"

blueto:
No need for acrimony between us. Let awful exerts that that took here be forgotten @Robinhez, Dharay99

Finally!

Please, Blueto & Robinhez; Peace, I beg of thee!
Let's just forget about all these absurd controversies. Anyway, this is how friends are made, *winks*. The thread was actually meant to be humorous (which I found it to be) but also true depending on your perspective though.

***Modified!***
Blueto, I respect your lingo and parlance; Robinhez, I know how the hustle's like, trust me. But, Maryrosz, I never expected such profanity from a lady though. Above all... Peace!

Standing5:
Stop typing rubbish here. Uniben ko Uniben ni. Same uniben we see their grads daily or another one? Even your lecturers are known to cram and can hardly explain 50% of their own lecture notes satisfactorily. I once worked directly with one as an IT to company and others as office colleagues and can say confidently that you guys are very empty on the average. Imagine a DB who is always crashing company/customer data after going through needless drilling in exam as undergrad.

Argumentum Ad Ignorantian!
So, does your having seen an incompetent DBA insinuate that Uniben students are empty on average?
Does the lecturers' inability to teach denote the students' incognizance?
Fallacy at the Apex!

dharay99:

0ver Exaggeration.
Reason;

I think you meant a colon mark, ':'

kilokeys:
Futa:

If u fail this question.. Come back next year

Lol... In our CSC exam, the man simply wrote among d instructions: "If u cannot solve fast, den dis exam is not for you." ...& calculators weren't allowed. #Uniben4U!

blueto:
you just committed a fallacy of Death by A Thousand Qualifications

Death by a thousand qualifications indeed...
So, you didn't see where he said its meant for only partnered Universities only-which his school ain't.
Which fallacy should I call this now? ehm... Fallacy Ad Go&readYabook!

I would have believed everything if not that I'm an Ishan guy ... Only number 8 is acceptable there.


"Proudly Ishan."

[email][/b] Do you need a proofreader for your work? 08141316716.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then I'm definitely Shakespeare on the Trojan horse! [b][/email]

They wont amend anything... We told dem we wont b available(Uniben), but they continued with the opponents only.

Fynestboi:



OK noted...

Thanks!

Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible
died for love, Greek heroes - Hercules & Archilles
died 4 love ... Even bros J died for love! where
are the women?? Dem no dey die for love??
the one wey suppose die atleast for titanic (Jack
bae), she show for d end narrate d story while
jack die like fowl. how come she survive surprise
us till now.
Romeo no get sense? He bae take shekpeh move ahead, him come take am too. Who him leave burial work for?
No be uncle Samson for bible dem dey talk
again. That one fall guyz hand.

Infact don't buy any woman any Valentine's treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of
women who died for love. If you buy ehn... if u buy ehn....
*Drops mic*

Lol... pls, I need permission to post this article in our school magazine... damn hilarious