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BruncleZuma: 1:43pm On Nov 07, 2024
Burn them all or convert them to scraps

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BruncleZuma: 6:56pm On Sep 07, 2024
A Day in the Life of President Loki

Morning in Aso Rock, Ekwensu, or Loki as he is known in Scandinavia, having won as Nigeria's president, stretches and grins mischievously. For breakfast he has quantum 'koko da kosai'.

At the new 150-storey Aso Villa, he signs a law renaming all federal buildings after NURTW park chairmen, that mornings FEC meeting saw him and his cabinet relocating to an underwater restaurant in Paris televised on NTA.

Noon, he commissions the National Time Travel Initiative to take the hungry masses to a time they had plenty to eat, hilariously, they simply moved all clock hands backwards, with labour and opposition leaders in attendance.

Evening sees a presidential townhall explaining why the treasury's been converted to monopoly money.

As night falls, Ekwensu cackles to himself, planning all the mischief he would unleash tomorrow; Maybe he'd make gravity illegal for laughs.
BruncleZuma: 9:14am On Jul 17, 2024
We must kill Binance or Binance would kill us /s

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BruncleZuma: 4:09pm On Jul 15, 2024
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RIP hungerbad

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BruncleZuma: 8:42am On Jul 15, 2024
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BruncleZuma: 7:27pm On Mar 01, 2022
Let's go there
BruncleZuma: 3:37pm On Feb 24, 2022
adamsmith914:
Same cow meat that you will consume without mercy?
Is the cow meat that he'd consume free?

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BruncleZuma: 9:08pm On Feb 20, 2022
Ishitinyourlife:
99% is from Lima, Peru, only OGs would understand
I doubt these ones are Lima quality. If them catch you e mean say nah Aba Printers.
BruncleZuma: 3:21pm On Feb 18, 2022
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BruncleZuma: 3:36pm On Feb 17, 2022
Only two?
BruncleZuma: 9:09pm On Feb 14, 2022
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BruncleZuma: 12:22pm On Feb 14, 2022
Ewoooooooooooooooo
BruncleZuma: 12:16pm On Feb 14, 2022
I wash my hands like Pontius Pilate

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BruncleZuma: 12:15pm On Feb 14, 2022
Wetin you wan carry am do?
BruncleZuma: 12:14pm On Feb 14, 2022
Nothing this man talk

"The new structure replaces the existing zonal structure to allow for quick wins as well as the production of smart goals in an ever-changing business environment" this just jargon and balderdash sprinkled with buzzwords.

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BruncleZuma: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2022
Table Shaker
BruncleZuma: 7:33am On Feb 13, 2022
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FIFA and goalpost shifting

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BruncleZuma: 7:29am On Feb 13, 2022
Arabanko
BruncleZuma: 7:27am On Feb 13, 2022
Odani:


My thoughts exactly but pipo wudnt read wat gives yhem knows. A very vid point made, also ask the Op wat processes do these locally made goods go thru? We have no test industries to check d validity and/or to make modifications to the products.

You just go to d market put a few piece of materials 2geda and put one expensive label on it n tell me to pay 100k for it. Na by label?

He'd tell you Standards Organisation of Nigeria.
BruncleZuma: 4:34am On Feb 13, 2022
Trade or commerce works differently from how we perceive them, they follow the path of least resistance, meaning say if the foreign goods are cheaper, have better quality, easy to import and purchase than the locally manufactured and produced goods, logic follows that foreign goods would get bought over their locally manufactured or produced counterparts. There is no corruption in it especially given that our industries are either service based and extractive. (Toothpick, canned tomatoes, package garri etc no be wetin I dey talk about)

Make I go pray first, I dey come.

Op, from your heading to your post, none make sense, to add pepper to injury you still dey insult your country just because you no sabi how anything works using a cheap phone that was not manufactured, coupled or produced in Nigeria, on a network that Nigeria's only contribution to is to collect licensing fees.

Most of the commenters sef no get sense, except to bash Nigerians and Africans with their foreign made phones umu aturu.

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BruncleZuma: 8:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Righeousness, this is a new low even for you.

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BruncleZuma: 11:08am On Feb 12, 2022
That's as bigotted as anything I'd seen on Nairaland including those claiming IPOB burnt Lagos.

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BruncleZuma: 5:19am On Feb 11, 2022
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BruncleZuma: 5:18am On Feb 11, 2022
aribisala0:
3rd Mainland bridge was named after Babangida

BY WHOM??


Must you lie just to win a silly argument

You for ask people when sabi o, the bridge's official name is the Ibrahim Babangida Bridge... But no one calls it that.

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BruncleZuma: 4:48am On Feb 10, 2022
GardenOfGod:
Wetin dem wan broadcast wey NTA no broadcast finish cheesy

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BruncleZuma: 3:38pm On Feb 02, 2022
Hopefully he got proper medical attention

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BruncleZuma: 1:26pm On Feb 02, 2022
Ngwa go face firing squad, that's the only place for forgiveness and restitution.
BruncleZuma: 8:01am On Feb 02, 2022
joyandfaith:


You don't compare debt in a productive economy to non-productive economy. It is uncalled for.
Ogbeni, The poster I quoter was erroneously claiming the US does not have debt as high as $1T and I corrected him.
BruncleZuma: 7:02am On Feb 02, 2022
joyandfaith:


US is a productive economy

That's not what he was implying but thank you for your contribution.
BruncleZuma: 6:50am On Feb 02, 2022
Oduduwa707:
Trillion Dollars? You actually mean Naira.

Poor Journalism... Shows writer doesn't understand the value of currencies. angry

OP, can you please make a correction to the currency? It can NEVER be in Dollars na...

Even U.S, the world biggest economy doesn't owe that much in Dollars. undecided

US Debt as of September 2021 was 22,824,293,000,000 Dollars.
BruncleZuma: 7:03pm On Feb 01, 2022
The padiman bear bear no fear una, una carry money give am..
It always ends in tears.
BruncleZuma: 9:12am On Feb 01, 2022
After xoup-proofing your government by inserting your loyalists and tribesmen in all aspects and spheres of our security infrastructure. Ogbeni go boil water abeg

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