NewStats: 3,263,926 , 8,181,916 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 07:45 PM 6p3u3t6382y |
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A Day in the Life of President Loki Morning in Aso Rock, Ekwensu, or Loki as he is known in Scandinavia, having won as Nigeria's president, stretches and grins mischievously. For breakfast he has quantum 'koko da kosai'. At the new 150-storey Aso Villa, he signs a law renaming all federal buildings after NURTW park chairmen, that mornings FEC meeting saw him and his cabinet relocating to an underwater restaurant in Paris televised on NTA. Noon, he commissions the National Time Travel Initiative to take the hungry masses to a time they had plenty to eat, hilariously, they simply moved all clock hands backwards, with labour and opposition leaders in attendance. Evening sees a presidential townhall explaining why the treasury's been converted to monopoly money. As night falls, Ekwensu cackles to himself, planning all the mischief he would unleash tomorrow; Maybe he'd make gravity illegal for laughs. |
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We must kill Binance or Binance would kill us /s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
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Let's go there
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adamsmith914:Is the cow meat that he'd consume free? 1 Like |
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Ishitinyourlife:I doubt these ones are Lima quality. If them catch you e mean say nah Aba Printers. |
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Only two?
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Ewoooooooooooooooo
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I wash my hands like Pontius Pilate
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Wetin you wan carry am do?
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Nothing this man talk "The new structure replaces the existing zonal structure to allow for quick wins as well as the production of smart goals in an ever-changing business environment" this just jargon and balderdash sprinkled with buzzwords. 1 Like |
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Table Shaker
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Arabanko
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Odani: He'd tell you Standards Organisation of Nigeria. |
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Trade or commerce works differently from how we perceive them, they follow the path of least resistance, meaning say if the foreign goods are cheaper, have better quality, easy to import and purchase than the locally manufactured and produced goods, logic follows that foreign goods would get bought over their locally manufactured or produced counterparts. There is no corruption in it especially given that our industries are either service based and extractive. (Toothpick, canned tomatoes, package garri etc no be wetin I dey talk about) Make I go pray first, I dey come. Op, from your heading to your post, none make sense, to add pepper to injury you still dey insult your country just because you no sabi how anything works using a cheap phone that was not manufactured, coupled or produced in Nigeria, on a network that Nigeria's only contribution to is to collect licensing fees. Most of the commenters sef no get sense, except to bash Nigerians and Africans with their foreign made phones umu aturu. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
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Righeousness, this is a new low even for you.
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That's as bigotted as anything I'd seen on Nairaland including those claiming IPOB burnt Lagos.
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aribisala0: You for ask people when sabi o, the bridge's official name is the Ibrahim Babangida Bridge... But no one calls it that. [img]https://c./ff1rbynhUKIAAAAC/shaun-white.gif[/img] 54 Likes 2 Shares |
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Ngwa go face firing squad, that's the only place for forgiveness and restitution.
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joyandfaith:Ogbeni, The poster I quoter was erroneously claiming the US does not have debt as high as $1T and I corrected him. |
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joyandfaith: That's not what he was implying but thank you for your contribution. |
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Oduduwa707: US Debt as of September 2021 was 22,824,293,000,000 Dollars. |
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The padiman bear bear no fear una, una carry money give am.. It always ends in tears. |
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After xoup-proofing your government by inserting your loyalists and tribesmen in all aspects and spheres of our security infrastructure. Ogbeni go boil water abeg
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