NewStats: 3,263,925 , 8,181,912 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 07:34 PM 183kd

NonFarmPayrol:
[size=40pt] LAW

SO MANY BROKE LAWYERS OUT THERE [/size]

as for engineers they keep dreaming of chevron

while they trek their shoes out

Dude how take know ....... Me don tire to dey waka dey submit CV.

I wouldn't say you are right or wrong but i do like to know what you studied if you see everything wrong with these courses .

Lol comedy
My kid sister (Chidinma), my sister (Jessica) and the mother ( funny piece from my family) as narrated by Jessica "the sister"
Chidinma goes to d atm wen she knows not how to use it...*stands n watches d atm closely bt wen she sees a woman coming starts to snap pix.D woman ed,she starts staring at d machine again without doing anytin...finally gives up,walks home and tells mummy'd atm z nt working o Mummy says 'abi u don't know how to use it n 2geda 3 of us journey dere...mummy says Chidinma is like dis dey do it (brings out atm) *turns d back n tries to force it inside d hole bt it doesn't enter, Den she says 'its rili nt working let's go home'.
Lol keeping Up With The Asikawilis.

Hello pals. Pls am in urgent need of a good Mechanical Engineering software/applications tutor and training center in Abuja or Keffi (Nasarawa state). I have tried locating one but my efforts have been fruitless for the two month now. I would like to be linked or directed to any ICT or any training center that offer this course/training (AutoCAD 2D/3D, SolidWork, PDMS, ANSYS, 3DS MAX,
SolidEdge and Pro Engineer Wildfire) around, Keffi, Mararaba or Karu but any other location in Abuja will service well

Thanks a lot

Anyone posted to Kokona Gss Ajuye or Kokona LGA. Pls Identify with me here.

Olami90:


Sis, there is a whatsapp grp for us all as Nass batch B corpers. As it is now, we av more stream 2 corpers on it dan stream 1

How come am not in the group 09037969920..... Any ways am the captain of platoon 1 with state no. Pls all platoon one come and cheers us up tomorrow. Olami what platoon are u dude.

Olami90:



So fast! Where state did u take off?

I left from Benin..... What block and platoon are u presently. Am in Block A and platoon 1

Off to camp now...... Anyone there yet....... You guys should add me up on whatsapp group 09037969920

Anyone with latest and current info on the supposed allowee increment and when its due to start.....

Okemulla:
I lost my school ID card and am wondering if I will be ed at the camp without it. Any idea please ?

You need a letter of identification from the Head of Department of whatever department you finish from. That's is an acceptable alternative.

geryque:

I'm not Sure God is good has another Park but the park I know is at Jabi. However, if u can get to Nyanya u can always get a bus to Keffi

Seriously...... Menh I so bleeped and I intend leaving very early on monday...... How do I get to Nyanya from Jabi.

Olami90:


#Bless God. Thanks much bro. See u in nassarawa by God's grace

Amen.... Sure we will

Yeah call the good guys broke ass...... Its just a name that wear off soon..... Most of ur Sorry Asses and Cry Asses come back sober and remorseful forgetting the words you spat on us...... Love been a broke ass as far I don't have to give my sweat to some good for nothing she-devil; I don't chase then they don't bother....... Thumbs to all the good woman( no let these bad egg whose fathers can afford just breakfast to kill your morality)

Olami90:



Smiles...bro, pls don't take it personal.
I actually tot u are not for nassarawa because I saw somfin like dis frm u(I fink) on another thread. Also I did not see u tell us officially here dat u av been deployed to nassarawa.

I don't av anyfin against u. I am sorry if I av gotten on ur nerves wit dat.
If u are with us, it is allowed.Feel free.


#One love bro


For whatsapp: guys, u can cc danemenike nd let him add u. Tnkz

This is maturity..... I hail your wisdom and courage.

Aallyshegzee144:
Nassarawa stream 1.

You are highly welcomed my fellow Otondo. We all go meet for camp 28

xdastardx:
Some one dropped his number to create a whatsapp group earlier, is that still valid?

Fellow female pcm, indicate please. Need to look for bedmate and start making friends as soon as possible.

BTW Abuja was my choice but couldn't fill that due to unavailability. Hence, opted for Nasarawa. #God'sPlan.

Any experience to share? Thanks, Thanks, Thanks.

100% Complete Retard..... Can't even put your callousness and promiscuity on the low

Olami90:


Nice to meet u too bro. Where is ur location?

Am currently in Benin City and you?

olatunji390:


U are allow to come with ur kits, and native attire for cultural day and suit if u are going to take part In Mr. Macho

Thanks for the info.

olatunji390:


Nasarawa broadcasting service NBS. I was not given accomodation. I get my monthly alawee of 5k every month unlike some that collect every 6month (30k). Cost of living is minimum. Light okay. Rent my room 35k.

In camp, those that partake in sports and other activities, 80% are in lafia local govt the capital city. Though maraba and karu is also good but cost of living nah boss

Gat ma boots polish...... Need to show then my football talent. I rep No 11 and do like to stay in lafia..... Hope am allow to bring my football boot and kits.

Please I have misplaced my student ID card but collected a "Letter Of Identification" from the Department..... Would that be acceptable in place of my School ID card.

michade:

Accommodation is very cheap in nasarawa but can also be expensive in some local govt such as Keffi and Karu local govt due to their closeness to Abuja

Thanks bro....

stayceeL:
take a bus from nyanya Park there to keffi.. Tell them you going to nasarawa camp. It's just along the road. On the left hand side

Thanks Brother....

michade:

Nasarawa state nysc camp is situated at along Abuja-keffi road Keffi and not the state capital. The camp is just 25mins drive from Abuja.

How do I find me bearing from Nyanya cos that's where "God is Good Bus stops"

michade:
Ask me anything you would like to know about the state and I will be willing to be of help

the state dey pay allowee and how much. Also what is the cost of a nice and decent accommodation there.

My Fellow Nasarawa Otondos I hail una..... We go meet for camp on 28th. Hope to see you guys locked and loaded....... I salute

Omo I don get my own "God win" ehhen. Nasarawa here I come 28th Oct.

On my way to Nasarawa weda them post me there or not...... I dey give myself compulsory call-up letter.

debbie:
Congrats first for going for service.I will like to also commend you for speaking out and seeking for help.
Now to the matter..After you finished school what have you been doing?
I want to be honest with you,in this age and time not everybody will be employed.Many have discovered their niche and are doing well..either job or entrepreneurship.
All these certifications listed is not a guarantee that after getting them you will get a job.
What are you good at? What skills do you possess? What is your plan for your present and future life? what area of mechanical engineering can your fit in very well?these are some of the things that will determine where you want the tide of life to carry to.
First you have to work on your self esteem ( believe you can make it,those of them out there dont have two heads,your class of degree shouldn't be a discourgament to you.At least you have heard of people who got the best of life even with their third class.So that shouldn't discourage you.

As you are going for a one year service,plan how you want to spend your time.....if you dont have basic computer skills,get them.Make friends with people who will add value to your life and also look out for opportunity where you will be posted (OPPORTUNITY+ PREPARATION=SUCCESS).
If you really wish to work,them choose an area of Mechanical that you can do very well in it,learn and acquire the necessary certification (please and please dont be a jack-of-all-thread).
See i bet you,if you are good at what you know.....some people will overlook your degree and employ you with your skills.
Finally dont give up on yourself or feel disappointed...millions like you have made it out there,yours wont be different.

debbie:
Congrats first for going for service.I will like to also commend you for speaking out and seeking for help.
Now to the matter..After you finished school what have you been doing?
I want to be honest with you,in this age and time not everybody will be employed.Many have discovered their niche and are doing well..either job or entrepreneurship.
All these certifications listed is not a guarantee that after getting them you will get a job.
What are you good at? What skills do you possess? What is your plan for your present and future life? what area of mechanical engineering can your fit in very well?these are some of the things that will determine where you want the tide of life to carry to.
First you have to work on your self esteem ( believe you can make it,those of them out there dont have two heads,your class of degree shouldn't be a discourgament to you.At least you have heard of people who got the best of life even with their third class.So that shouldn't discourage you.
As you are going for a one year service,plan how you want to spend your time.....if you dont have basic computer skills,get them.Make friends with people who will add value to your life and also look out for opportunity where you will be posted (OPPORTUNITY+ PREPARATION=SUCCESS).
If you really wish to work,them choose an area of Mechanical that you can do very well in it,learn and acquire the necessary certification (please and please dont be a jack-of-all-thread).
See i bet you,if you are good at what you know.....some people will overlook your degree and employ you with your skills.
Finally dont give up on yourself or feel disappointed...millions like you have made it out there,yours wont be different.

debbie:
Congrats first for going for service.I will like to also commend you for speaking out and seeking for help.
Now to the matter..After you finished school what have you been doing?
I want to be honest with you,in this age and time not everybody will be employed.Many have discovered their niche and are doing well..either job or entrepreneurship.
All these certifications listed is not a guarantee that after getting them you will get a job.
What are you good at? What skills do you possess? What is your plan for your present and future life? what area of mechanical engineering can your fit in very well?these are some of the things that will determine where you want the tide of life to carry to.
First you have to work on your self esteem ( believe you can make it,those of them out there dont have two heads,your class of degree shouldn't be a discourgament to you.At least you have heard of people who got the best of life even with their third class.So that shouldn't discourage you.

As you are going for a one year service,plan how you want to spend your time.....if you dont have basic computer skills,get them.Make friends with people who will add value to your life and also look out for opportunity where you will be posted (OPPORTUNITY+ PREPARATION=SUCCESS).
If you really wish to work,them choose an area of Mechanical that you can do very well in it,learn and acquire the necessary certification (please and please dont be a jack-of-all-thread).
See i bet you,if you are good at what you know.....some people will overlook your degree and employ you with your skills.
Finally dont give up on yourself or feel disappointed...millions like you have made it out there,yours wont be different.

thanks Debbie I appreciate the love and wise words

Am 30yrs and a mechanical engineering graduate from Uniben. I graduated with a 3rd class since 2011 but haven't gone for service due to low self esteem. Now I want to retrace my bearing for good and improve my qualifications and certification while at the NYSC Batch B service year due for next month October 28 and I want to start modifying myself from there. A friend has ask me to get Certification on advance course like Autocad, QA/QC, PDMS, ISO19001, Automobile Repair/maintenance and some safety course rather than waste my time pursuing PGD and Masters. So I want to ask is it in the right direction. Pls senior colleagues enlighten me more cos am lost and without bearing or plan B. Are other things I need to do to better my chances at the employment/self employment market.

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