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Asito(m): 3:35am On Aug 10, 2024
Mods please get this out there 🙏🏾
Asito(m): 3:23am On Aug 10, 2024
The structure through which we see the world is a story - Jordan B. Peterson

There's something awfully tragic & depressing about the twilight of the Abacha totalitarian regime.

"God heard the wails of the oppressed Nigerians and sent a woman to end the reign of the tyrant with an apple"

A strikingly analogous precedent to the biblical story of Adam and Eve.

How convenient!

As a consequence of this,
the average Nigerian became too comfortable crying out to God for ALL his problems.

Abacha died, we rejoiced !
God had answered our cries
He has come to our aid at the perfect time!

We outsourced our ability to solve our own problems to a God that is evidently perfect in timing. — and he delivered!
"God of 11:59"

Abacha died and a dangerous religious story was born.

An era of tremendously lazy, miracle oriented, pseudo Christianity was ushered into the fabric of our society through that story.

Spearheaded by Opportunistic miracle-ready Daddy GO's and Mummy GO's.

"Pastor pastor this man was crippled for 300 years until he heard the sound of your voice—now he can fly" leemao angry

I grew up watching properly structured skits masqueraded as miracles from God himself

Forgive my skepticism daddy GO, let me be blunt with you.

You may have f0oled our mothers, and even us as children but we have eaten of the apple of Good and evil.
Now we can see you clearly for what you are — Fráudsters!

Daddy GO Ko Mummy GO ni

You're the original OGs before IG! ! !

No wonder camera man nodey ever fall under annointing. Tueh! grin

Since "your God" conveniently usurped the tyrannical corrupt dictator whose authoritarian dictums caused unimaginable hardship & suffering on the masses, why has he since decided to keep deaf ears to the subsequent corrupt regimes that followed suit?
This is not a rhetorical question Daddy & Mummy GO.

Answer me you Fráudsterṣ!

- Could it be that Bohari's inane policies did not inflict enough suffering on the masses to instigate an Abacha-esque response from Your God?

- Have the people not wailed enough?


- Did the metric of measurement for earthly suffering change on God's scale?


- Is it that Tulumbu's Town hall is just too different from Balablu?


- Or Could it be because his beloved anointed Daddy & Mummy GO was not directly affected by the recent wave of hardship & suffering that plagues the Christian masses?


I am curious 🧐

Because from my point of view,
The story that you have written with your flagrant deceitfulness is analogous to the stories written by these corrupt leaders & have formed the pillars of the structure of our current weak & docile society of zombie Rats who accept suffering diligently as a twisted form of virtue signalling to a God whose timing to bell the cat that torments them could never be imperfect.

A story etched so deeply into the fabric of our society so much so that it fans the fire of marinated delusion & arrogance that spurs on a certain skit making prophet to take legal action against a very muscular dark man.

Nigeria I hail thee.


Happy Sunday ladies and gentlemen.

Cheers 🥂
Asito(m): 12:53pm On Jun 20, 2021
WowSweetGuy:
No smoking?

I thought that would be No.1



No sir you can keep smoking like a chimney.

Not for lung though �

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Asito(m): 8:27pm On Nov 23, 2019
qualityovenbake:
Reminds me of that India movie late 80s "Snake Girl".
I still have dreams about that movie. God it stuck!
Asito(m): 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2019
Italian no get picture? This portharcourt don tire me sef. Make den just share gun give all of us make we protect ourselves.

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Asito(m): 3:06pm On Oct 21, 2019
We dey trend for twitter ���

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Asito(m): 3:53pm On Sep 13, 2019
Marlians ���

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Asito(m): 11:00am On Sep 07, 2019
Asito(m): 10:47am On Sep 07, 2019
But rain curses on Nigerian kidnappers smiley

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Asito(m): 5:51pm On Aug 21, 2019
post=81473028:

Every states in Nigeria have atleast an HIV patient now.
Just that some states have more patients than the other.

Assuming you wrote RIVERS OF BLOOD due to the daily incessant cult-related killings in that part of the country, we will surely concur!

In the first half, you had sense.

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Asito(m): 5:45pm On Aug 21, 2019
cenaman:
RIVERS OF HIV/AID.
you're a reptile

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Asito(m): 5:44pm On Aug 21, 2019
Wike for president 2023

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Asito(m): 11:53am On Aug 19, 2019
This is Nigeria

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Asito(m): 2:13pm On Aug 14, 2019
That this man is from portharcourt, my city, gives me extra motivation in life.

PS:
Burna boy album is fire, no bad song.
One day you go carry Grammy.

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Asito(m): 9:27pm On Jul 19, 2019
clems88:
Gooooal. Mane scores cheesy
some of us are watching live commentary from nairaland. Please be guided

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Asito(m): 6:13pm On Jul 19, 2019
I can never stop kissing Sheila's succulent lips.
Something must kill a man.

I perish I perish!!! Tueh

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Asito(m): 12:13am On Jul 18, 2019
psucc:
Op please note that since the government and even CoAS have said that insecurity in Nigeria is politicized, further report age should commit the words Boko Haram, attacks, suicide, killings, etc.

For example the caption here can read:

Islamic Agents paid homage to Borno town, 20 or more people have benefitted from their largese.

This will massage the ego and yöu could be considered for a National Merit Award kpa spa CON

Who are you? Can you please drop your social media handles? I want to follow u everywhere. to you are too intelligent

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Asito(m): 10:32pm On Jul 17, 2019
Congratulations
Asito(m): 8:35am On Mar 04, 2019
Lol
Asito(m): 6:15pm On Jan 21, 2019
alfaHaywhy:
ATIIIIKUUUUU??

Lol nairalanders never reach here.
Carry your woke go back to twitter. Lol.
Ps: drop ur handle
Asito(m): 12:45pm On Jan 14, 2019
Let's gather here if we are still trying to get up to his 2008 level of fine.

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Asito(m): 8:26am On Dec 27, 2018
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Asito(m): 2:34pm On Dec 26, 2018
Shiloh at work grin grin

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Asito(m): 4:54pm On Dec 20, 2018
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Asito(m): 6:41pm On Dec 19, 2018
sexual harassment is not acceptable.
But don't drag my city into your stereotype.
You could have as well said you were
Sexually harassed on earth
Iet us kuku know all of us are mad

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Asito(m): 2:51pm On Dec 17, 2018
I agree.
Any man who abandons his duty as a father is a GOAT

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Asito(m): 12:13pm On Dec 13, 2018
abiodunalasa:
grin
Women are like swimming pool. Don't bother who swim before you or who will swim after you. Just swim ur own and jaapa.


you people play too much on this app
lilfreezy:
#6 hook up with her sister or cousin for a nice fụcking

This will be most likely help you ease of any stress whatsoever cool

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Asito(m): 12:21pm On Dec 02, 2018
IamTheAnswers:
Woke

Is the past tense of wake.
grin

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Asito(m): 12:20pm On Dec 02, 2018
Na to flog politicians koboko o angry
Asito(m): 12:15pm On Dec 02, 2018
Dshocker:


But they have no power to postpone the elections,INEC does.

You should meet my friend. His first name is SARCA Last name ZIM

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