NewStats: 3,264,363 , 8,183,465 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 06:17 PM 284h2l

BAZ001:


Police dey protect their erring , other organizations try to protect their staffs until its becoming messy... FCMB Director till today nobody hear the conclusion of the case but person wey die don die. I'm only trying to buy time for the guy not protecting him. who knows whether the guy get problem and couldn't meet up with the promise. The guy fit be bread winner wey dey feed people lets talk sense to him before hunger begin fire him peeps. though thief dey him blood.

Omo...no excuses for that guy... Let's call a spade what it is. The moment u collect cash for a card trip, that's fraud...and he didn't even collect the discounted fare, meaning he knows what he is doing very well. There is no mistake here or giving him benefit of doubt. If he has good intentions but really needed d money urgently/badly at the time, then 5days is enough time to repay N2,200.
I don't pity these kain people cos they give the rest a bad reputation. Now u guys are calling him and begging him to repay the money. I think he should be reported, if he is yanked off the platform the better. Tell me if that lady will ever trust or respect another driver again.

so my one week block will end tomorrow,

it has been a very rough week i must say,but i still thank God.

my 1st blocking was for low acceptance rate,the other was for low star rating.

And as you all know, i have just one life line left which is one month blocking.

i just started this hustle last month n i av already been blocked twice.
both of which are out of ignorance if you ask me.

Even the bible says that"my people perish cus of lack of knowledge".


To this end,i am begging this honourable house to please advise n tell me the little trade secrets n tricks you all use to survive in this business without blocking.


please dont scroll without leaving a reply.
God bless you

Blackbishop:


That was y I said women are not to be reasoned in a single dimension but multiple dimension cuz once you misread the signal gbam you don Bleep up. When am with a lady am always open minded in fact most dey will spell it out for me cuz I will pretend I don't understand the vibe. It saves a lot of stress and avoid unnecessary emotion flying like kite without direction. I jazz up to kaba my innuendo.

sharp guy

geezyk:
Had the most amazing experience today, I didn't know that there are still some special human being, Blackbishop helped service my car for zero naira, unbelievable, right? Yeah he did, we even went to procure the oil and filter together even though he said i should bring my own oil and filter lol, scanned my car also for FREE! And overall he's a great gentleman, I doff my hat for you man.


And he's even in my neighborhood oo, imagine that!

Thanks for today bro, God bless you.

You don't mean it! All these for free?

omorkelly:
That guy is so humble, open minded, sincerely truthful and straightforward.
I visited him too. But i made my own appreciation private.
I and my friend practically begged him with money that day but rejected the offer.

My boi (blackbishop) is doing well.

Felicity001:


You don't mean it! All these for free?

you of all people know what can happen if you catch techs on a good day

@ kanoski.

I presume you r in Abuja?. If yes. Then you hv got no probs.

'Your cancel' and 'client did not show: columns when added must not be more than 20%

You did not accept less than 40%

Client cancelled-- you shuffle.

Case study, as you take more trips, your activity score increases, automatically, some of the columns will begin to go up.

If it's your 'client cancelled' that is going up, that means the "you cancelled" and "client did not show" will go down automatically.

That means if client cancelled is going beyond the normal threshold, you will have to miss some trips to bring it down.

Felicity001:


My boi (blackbishop) is doing well.

Felicity how you dey

Godfather10:


Need some advice for a friend, He wants to buy a few right hand cars from the U.K. and convert them to left hand drive, will they be accepted for ehailing in Nigeria on UBER or Bolt

As long as the car is from year 2003 and above and it has been converted, Uber/bolt won’t reject it.

Good evening guys. Please I want to purchase a 2004 xle toyota sienna, I would like to know if this model is good for transportation that's the fuel consumption and if the engine is strong enough for such distance. Please gurus in the house, help me before I buy problem..

Please Blackbishop help me. Thanks

Kanoski:
so my one week block will end tomorrow,

it has been a very rough week i must say,but i still thank God.

my 1st blocking was for low acceptance rate,the other was for low star rating.

And as you all know, i have just one life line left which is one month blocking.

i just started this hustle last month n i av already been blocked twice.
both of which are out of ignorance if you ask me.

Even the bible says that"my people perish cus of lack of knowledge".


To this end,i am begging this honourable house to please advise n tell me the little trade secrets n tricks you all use to survive in this business without blocking.


please dont scroll without leaving a reply.
God bless you

. Don’t behave like a felicity, always be cool headed and have self control. No matter how riders behave, abusive or rude just fix your eyes on the money.
. Pray before you leave your house (very important)
. Accept all trips and then decide if you want to go on the trip or not.
. If you don’t want to go, you drive to the PU and then do the needful... (there are some secrets we can’t drop here cos riders full here and bolt agents too )
. Dress well, neat and not look like a driver.
. Buy gum, candy and sometimes offer your rider cold drinks and chips. You will be surprised they will gladly take it.
. Try to be unique in ur approach or something different (I’m not saying ass lick dem but do things dt will make dem say waoh u different or I can’t believe drivers do this ).
. Your car should be neat, AC and music on point.
. Above all make your riders happy. If you don’t have all of the above this last one is the most important, develop the skill to put a smile on your riders face. It’s there mood that determines d rating. If u like drive Benz e no mean. Though no matter what u do daughters of jazebel will not smile they must give u 1*

ChybuzzDD:


Why would you pity a thief??
Don't you know if he were in an organized country, he would be in prison now, even if it would be only for 3months?
We condone so much evils in Nigeria, and that's why evil things keep happening.

He that's without sin should cast the first stone.
Give him a chance to explain himself, if it's clear beyond all reasonable doubt that he has no intention of returning the money then you can report him.

Let not be hasty to judge people like that.

It's not everybody that's in kirikiri that's criminal or guilty of the allegations.

hillso7:


He that's without sin should cast the first stone.
Give him a chance to explain himself, if it's clear beyond all reasonable doubt that he has no intention of returning the money then you can report him.

Let not be hasty to judge people like that.

It's not everybody that's in kirikiri that's criminal or guilty of the allegations.

Bros no vex o, but you said they should give him a chance to explain himself that he collected the fare for a card trip? I don't know about Uber but Bolt would write it clearly that it's a Bolt payment, don't not collect cash (something like that sha). So why would someone in his right senses do that if not that his village people are after him. And they've even been calling him for days now and he's yet to repent of his sins Abeg o...

Left for me, that kind of case shouldn't even be brought here. I'll have reported him immediately to Bolt and my money would be refunded. I no get time for nonsense abeg.

Pearl1910:


Omo...no excuses for that guy... Let's call a spade what it is. The moment u collect cash for a card trip, that's fraud...and he didn't even collect the discounted fare, meaning he knows what he is doing very well. There is no mistake here or giving him benefit of doubt. If he has good intentions but really needed d money urgently/badly at the time, then 5days is enough time to repay N2,200.
I don't pity these kain people cos they give the rest a bad reputation. Now u guys are calling him and begging him to repay the money. I think he should be reported, if he is yanked off the platform the better. Tell me if that lady will ever trust or respect another driver again.

Good point but let hear him out. I don't think anyone here will call him to beg him knowing the consequence.

isyomar:
Good evening guys. Please I want to purchase a 2004 xle toyota sienna, I would like to know if this model is good for transportation that's the fuel consumption and if the engine is strong enough for such distance. Please gurus in the house, help me before I buy problem..

Please Blackbishop help me. Thanks

Actually most Toyota will serve you better but make sure you go with a Technician to run better check on the car b4 you put money

I know say my own dey always dey different but I go talk my own.

The moment that guy blocked your wife's number was when you should have reported him and have him hauled off the platform.

If I were you, even after he pays, I will still report him and get him thrown out.

Bad drivers like that are the ones giving us a bad image. We should not have any pity on them.

Got a trip to one of those God forsaken areas, the trip for make sense but if I try it, na empty things coming back.

I wanted to convert it to an offline trip but I ed the guy who said he was blocked by bolt for requesting an offline trip so I decided to apply wisdom.

Called rider and told him I won't be able to go because I won't get a rider on my way back. Guy said he'll just cancel.

The plan was to see if he'll ask us to go offline. He didn't and who knows, I might have just doged a serious hammer from bolt.

Godfather10:


Need some advice for a friend, He wants to buy a few right hand cars from the U.K. and convert them to left hand drive, will they be accepted for ehailing in Nigeria on UBER or Bolt

I don't think uber or bolt cares if the car is converted. My Mitsubishi Lancer came in from UK and it was converted and driven on Uber/bolt. Sold it in 2019 to a guy who still drives it on uber/bolt.

Brought in another golf and currently converting it. Am certain it will inspection easy peezy.
Just ensure the conversion is done properly.

Godfather10:


Need some advice for a friend, He wants to buy a few right hand cars from the U.K. and convert them to left hand drive, will they be accepted for ehailing in Nigeria on UBER or Bolt

For safety reasons I will not do it .......especially if it is a modern car like 2008 upwards type of cars .......... If you decide to do it anything that happens u will bare cross .........

Kanoski:
so my one week block will end tomorrow,

it has been a very rough week i must say,but i still thank God.

my 1st blocking was for low acceptance rate,the other was for low star rating.

And as you all know, i have just one life line left which is one month blocking.

i just started this hustle last month n i av already been blocked twice.
both of which are out of ignorance if you ask me.

Even the bible says that"my people perish cus of lack of knowledge".


To this end,i am begging this honourable house to please advise n tell me the little trade secrets n tricks you all use to survive in this business without blocking.


please dont scroll without leaving a reply.
God bless you

3rd block there is no unblocking, may be several months or years to come so becareful.

Guys, see what your riders want for drivers

BAZ001:


. Don’t behave like a felicity, always be cool headed and have self control. No matter how riders behave, abusive or rude just fix your eyes on the money.
. Pray before you leave your house (very important)
. Accept all trips and then decide if you want to go on the trip or not.
. If you don’t want to go, you drive to the PU and then do the needful... (there are some secrets we can’t drop here cos riders full here and bolt agents too )
. Dress well, neat and not look like a driver.
. Buy gum, candy and sometimes offer your rider cold drinks and chips. You will be surprised they will gladly take it.
. Try to be unique in ur approach or something different (I’m not saying ass lick dem but do things dt will make dem say waoh u different or I can’t believe drivers do this ).
. Your car should be neat, AC and music on point.
. Above all make your riders happy. If you don’t have all of the above this last one is the most important, develop the skill to put a smile on your riders face. It’s there mood that determines d rating. If u like drive Benz e no mean. Though no matter what u do daughters of jazebel will not smile they must give u 1*

Seconded

Duke111:


Where is the workshop located?

Mafoluku, Oshodi. Lagos.

BAZ001:


. Don’t behave like a felicity, always be cool headed and have self control. No matter how riders behave, abusive or rude just fix your eyes on the money.
. Pray before you leave your house (very important)
. Accept all trips and then decide if you want to go on the trip or not.
. If you don’t want to go, you drive to the PU and then do the needful... (there are some secrets we can’t drop here cos riders full here and bolt agents too )
. Dress well, neat and not look like a driver.
. Buy gum, candy and sometimes offer your rider cold drinks and chips. You will be surprised they will gladly take it.
. Try to be unique in ur approach or something different (I’m not saying ass lick dem but do things dt will make dem say waoh u different or I can’t believe drivers do this ).
. Your car should be neat, AC and music on point.
. Above all make your riders happy. If you don’t have all of the above this last one is the most important, develop the skill to put a smile on your riders face. It’s there mood that determines d rating. If u like drive Benz e no mean. Though no matter what u do daughters of jazebel will not smile they must give u 1*

I agree with virtually all you said except the bolded. Some clients are toxic and you should do away with them.

Once I notice a rider is the very toxic type, I walk you out of my vehicle.

If most drivers who got dragged on twitter and eventually blocked from bolt had ordered the rider out of their vehicle at the first sign of trouble, maybe they would still have been hustling on bolt.

Pearl1910:


Omo...no excuses for that guy... Let's call a spade what it is. The moment u collect cash for a card trip, that's fraud...and he didn't even collect the discounted fare, meaning he knows what he is doing very well. There is no mistake here or giving him benefit of doubt. If he has good intentions but really needed d money urgently/badly at the time, then 5days is enough time to repay N2,200.
I don't pity these kain people cos they give the rest a bad reputation. Now u guys are calling him and begging him to repay the money. I think he should be reported, if he is yanked off the platform the better. Tell me if that lady will ever trust or respect another driver again.

My second day of this hustle, same thing happened to me, picked a girl from fola agoro to lekki phase 2, trip ended 3500, she paid and left, I did same too, she called layer on to tell me it was card trip that she has been debited already, I told her to chill as I don't even know card or cash trip then, I parked safely, checked her ride and saw it was card, I called her to text her details which she did and I sent her back her money, this thing is very easy walahi.

Felicity001:


You don't mean it! All these for free?

Absolutely!

dav1002:
Abeg bosses in the house I don tire to dey save cos one thing or the other dey chop the money small small so l am looking to purchase a honda civic 06 to 08 naija use but my friends dey discourage me say the engine no strong and the engine dey loose pressure (that is it stalls when accelerating) so I'm left with honda city 06 to 08 i just need your opinion about the vehicles cos my budget na 800k. Abeg follow put mouth on top this mata before i spend the money finish

if you can do a manual.
then you have plenty choices for your budget

northbird:
@ kanoski.

I presume you r in Abuja?. If yes. Then you hv got no probs.

'Your cancel' and 'client did not show: columns when added must not be more than 20%

You did not accept less than 40%

Client cancelled-- you shuffle.

Case study, as you take more trips, your activity score increases, automatically, some of the columns will begin to go up.

If it's your 'client cancelled' that is going up, that means the "you cancelled" and "client did not show" will go down automatically.

That means if client cancelled is going beyond the normal threshold, you will have to miss some trips to bring it down.

what is the normal threshold for client cancelled?

BAZ001:


. Don’t behave like a felicity, always be cool headed and have self control. No matter how riders behave, abusive or rude just fix your eyes on the money.
. Pray before you leave your house (very important)
. Accept all trips and then decide if you want to go on the trip or not.
. If you don’t want to go, you drive to the PU and then do the needful... (there are some secrets we can’t drop here cos riders full here and bolt agents too )
. Dress well, neat and not look like a driver.
. Buy gum, candy and sometimes offer your rider cold drinks and chips. You will be surprised they will gladly take it.
. Try to be unique in ur approach or something different (I’m not saying ass lick dem but do things dt will make dem say waoh u different or I can’t believe drivers do this ).
. Your car should be neat, AC and music on point.
. Above all make your riders happy. If you don’t have all of the above this last one is the most important, develop the skill to put a smile on your riders face. It’s there mood that determines d rating. If u like drive Benz e no mean. Though no matter what u do daughters of jazebel will not smile they must give u 1*

.
can you cancel after 5mins of arrival without driving to the PU and not get penelized?

kanuisagoat:


I agree with virtually all you said except the bolded. Some clients are toxic and you should do away with them.

Once I notice a rider is the very toxic type, I walk you out of my vehicle.

If most drivers who got dragged on twitter and eventually blocked from bolt had ordered the rider out of their vehicle at the first sign of trouble, maybe they would still have been hustling on bolt.

once i notice this i will just go mute and pretend as if you not talking to me, see it works like fire.
they will just rant and rant and get tired. some of them will even apologize or try to make up before the drop.
some will even be saying why are you not talking again and bla bla... na jazebel dey wan ruin your day.
my ratings on uber has been constant 4.92
bolt just dropped from 4.88 to 4.82 and then back to 4.89
I will never go confrontational with any rider, I'm here for the money and not fight.
if you like call me your driver and all it will only last for the duration of trip, once i drop you, its over, its not written on my head.

I once shared how a lady abuse and insult me until her friend asked her to stop that its enough, she later gave me extra money and wants me to come back for them. if I had walked them out , i would have messed up my own day and probably go home.
But when rendering services like this, 15yrs old customer can talk to you anyhow no seniority in this biz.

I should not be saying this in a public forum but if its going to keep putting bread on someone's table, I guess I have done a noble thing.

The thing with staying active on bolt is to outsmart them.

Guys, get another phone and open three bolt rider s.

Once your client did not show up goes above 20-22%. Book yourself two times from each of the rider and cancel.

It will raise your enger cancelled and reduce your client did not show and you have enough leverage to slide arrive and cancel as many trips as you want with client phone number is unavailable or client did not show.

Other advantages to having multiple rider is that you can use it to boost your ratings and also to meet your bonus targets.

PS: Note that you must not cancel more than 5 times in 24 hours else you'll be blocked for one day, then one week and indefinitely.

BAZ001:


once i notice this i will just go mute and pretend as if you not talking to me, see it works like fire.
they will just rant and rant and get tired. some of them will even apologize or try to make up before the drop.
some will even be saying why are you not talking again and bla bla... na jazebel dey wan ruin your day.
my ratings on uber has been constant 4.92
bolt just dropped from 4.88 to 4.82 and then back to 4.89
I will never go confrontational with any rider, I'm here for the money and not fight.
if you like call me your driver and all it will only last for the duration of trip, once i drop you, its over, its not written on my head.

I once shared how a lady abuse and insult me until her friend asked her to stop that its enough, she later gave me extra money and wants me to come back for them. if I had walked them out , i would have messed up my own day and probably go home.
But when rendering services like this, 15yrs old customer can talk to you anyhow no seniority in this biz.

I wish I have your patience but I don't. Eventually, I know I'm going to get to a tipping point so before it gets to that, I allow you leave the vehicle.

Funny thing is, most of them are very happy to come down. One told me she can't be paying me and still be begging me to carry her.