NewStats: 3,263,832 , 8,181,555 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 08:05 AM 4y4eo

trust sauron to come up with the impotency line

tope ile mi nau
my current residence

~Sauron~:

Nah. . . . . .The babe is abnormal.
It's not as if the OP doesn't listen to music at all. . . . .this babe had her own agenda, abeg.
Maybe the OP is impotent.

Lol . . . . Trust u to have a theory
I guess rock chics are very particular abt their songs and the man they date

bluespice:

trust sauron to come up with the impotency line

tope ile mi nau
my current residence

ok . . . i dey come
anything popping?

TOPE2000!:

Lol . . . . Trust u to have a theory
I guess rock chics are very particular abt their songs and the man they date

therein lies the word of wisdom,
rocker chicks are very particular

bluespice:

trust sauron to come up with the impotency line

Cos women can be deceptive.
They will never say the REAL reasons they are leaving their men. . . . .
Buncha serpents.

TOPE2000!:

Lol . . . . Trust u to have a theory
I guess rock chics are very particular abt their songs and the man they date

Rock chics can kiss my butt.
No mortal(male/female) can change my taste in music.

~Sauron~:

Cos women can be deceptive.
They will never say the REAL reasons they are leaving their men. . . . .
Buncha serpents.

Bite my ass

TOPE2000!:

Bite my ass

Bite??
Your ass is flat, there's nothing to BITE there.

~Sauron~:

Cos women can be deceptive.
They will never say the REAL reasons they are leaving their men. . . . .
Buncha serpents.

Rock chics can kiss my butt.
No mortal(male/female) can change my taste in music.

first of, most of y'all cant handle an ounce of the truth,
they tell y'all the truth u call em cold hearted bitches

we serpents yeah?
well, ill bite u where it hurts the most
how about that

rock chicks kiss ur butt?
naw they'lld rather kick it to oblivion

~Sauron~:

Bite??
Your ass is flat, there's nothing to BITE there.

Look at this boy o
J.LO is begging me to swap ass with her
even serena called me yesterday, asking for same thing

bluespice:

first of, most of y'all cant handle an ounce of the truth,
they tell y'all the truth u call em cold hearted bitches

Not me. . . . . .I can handle anything thrown at me cos i do the same.
I am very BLUNT.

we serpents yeah?
well, ill bite u where it hurts the most
how about that

Bite me where it hurts the most?
Where will that be?

rock chicks kiss ur butt?
naw they'lld rather kick it to oblivion

Rock chics? Who are they?
I don't joke with ma genre of music. . . . .U either love it or leave it alone.

TOPE2000!:

Look at this boy o
J.LO is begging me to swap ass with her
even serena called me yesterday, asking for same thing

I need to see this ass of yours.

~Sauron~:

I need to see this ass of yours.

Computer says NO
besides ppl dont just see it for free. . . i charge them

TOPE2000!:

Computer says NO
besides ppl dont just see it for free. . . i charge them

Just like Tip Drill, i would swipe my AMEX on em.

~Sauron~:

Just like Tip Drill, i would swipe my AMEX on em.

Just imagining that make me wanna puke
sauron u r too corrupt

~Sauron~:

Not me. . . . . .I can handle anything thrown at me cos i do the same.
I am very BLUNT.

well, u would also attest to the fact that many of ur species are suck-ups

~Sauron~:

Bite me where it hurts the most?
Where will that be?

trust me, u know

~Sauron~:

Rock chics? Who are they?

they are the best things since sunday afternoon when ur team wins the championship

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TOPE2000!:

Just imagining that make me wanna puke
sauron u r too corrupt

You said you charge before you let anyone see. . . . . .The least i can do is swipe my card between your butt-cheeks.
I am low on cash right now so you should manage my AmEx.

bluespice:

well, u would also attest to the fact that many of ur species are suck-ups

Not the geezers i roll with, abeg.

trust me, u know

I don't.

they are the best things since sunday afternoon when ur team wins the championship

Hmmmmm.

~Sauron~:

You said you charge before you let anyone see. . . . . .The least i can do is swipe my card between your butt-cheeks.
I am low on cash right now so you should manage my AmEx. .

*puking violently* My butt-cheeks are officially out of order

TOPE2000!:

*puking violently* My butt-cheeks are officailly out of order

What about payment via debit card?

~Sauron~:

What about payment via debit card?

My butt only accept cash or cheques

sauron oh my gosh!
i didnt even see ur tip drill comment
ur officially corrupt

TOPE2000!:

My butt only accept cash or cheques

Naira or Cedis?

bluespice:

sauron oh my gosh!
i didnt even see ur tip drill comment
ur officially corrupt

It wasn't me.

~Sauron~:

It wasn't me.

do i look like scooby doo's human friend?


sauron ive not forgotten ur 'end of the week' picture

2 tins
1, either she on weed
or
2, she don de Bleep 1 sweet pen.is 4 another place

d latter been the truth

I feel that was a silly excuse she used to break up with you. . .there are high chances she must have met another dude!

ThoniaSlim:

I feel that was a silly excuse she used to break up with you. . .there are high chances she must have met another dude!

You are so right, as my instincts make me think so.

I have responded to u on that page. As I once mentioned, I no dey carry last for that arena lai lai!

@ poster

These may sound like little things but they are important. Imagine the day Inter beats Juventus. Me and my bf nor go gree that day.

which kind music you dey talk about the kind noise wey some bed dey make too na music so na which one you dey talk about

Why are people not advocating that he "kills" the girlfriend like they were doing on this thread

https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/nigeria/topic-715203.0.html

Now the diff btw love and infatuation. she never loved u.believed me

This dayokanu, i wonder y ur resurrecting all these posts

NOTORIOUS100

You fit help with airtel card 1h

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Thanks.

He broke up with u due to ur poverty not music go and work oga

faceLAGOS:
NOTORIOUS100

You fit help with airtel card 1h

09..127

Thanks.

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